1044 lets you fly
There was a man who was well fed and had good deeds who made wings, and put them on his back, and flew down from the roof, and then he was so sad that he fell and hurt himself, but he broke his foot.
This person is Wang Tonghua, no one thought that if someone learns from that bird, if others guess, they will first guess the children of the Wang family of the General's Mansion.
Bachelor Wang was angry, faceless to see people, and asked his grandson with a smile when he met everyone, and said a few words to recuperate from his injuries.
Bachelor Wang has already reprimanded his grandson, and today he was blocked by people to care about his grandson, he was angry, he went home in a huff, heard movement in the study courtyard, walked over to see, his brain was going to be congested.
His son Wang Qirui is wearing winged clothes made by his grandson and flying all over the yard.
Master Wang went in and quickly gave his son a kick, "I'll let you fly, let you fly, I'll let you eat." β
Because Wang Qirui was kicked by him and fell to the ground, his face was intimate with the ground.
Wang Qirui got up and took off his wings, and called for someone to help him take them off quickly.
"Dad, didn't you go to the Yamen?"
While I go to the yamen to pretend to be a birdman at home?
Bachelor Wang kicked up again, and Wang Qirui was about to dodge.
"Bring that evil barrier here!"
Mr. Wang stomped into the study, and Wang Qirui followed.
As soon as I entered, I saw my grandson Wang Assimilation crooked on the bed, with a splint on his feet, and when he saw him come in, he hurriedly sat up.
Bachelor Wang stood in the middle of the room, puffed out his eyes and said loudly, "Are you comfortable now?" Why don't you fly? You're a bird with wings? Everyone in the city knows that there is a birdman in the Wang family! How old are you? The girl is going to get married, are you ashamed? You can't stop if you don't your grandfather off, can you? I...... I ......"
He was so angry that he put on his wings and raised his arm to learn how to fan the bird, heard the laughter behind him, looked back to see his son, and then rushed to the back of the desk and picked up a feather duster and started fighting at his son.
"I'll let you fly, let you fly!"
Wang Qirui is angry, you have the ability to beat your grandson!
Quickly hide behind the bed where his son is lying, rub his arm that was beaten, and think to himself, you beat, hit your grandson hard, son, I will obey you.
In front of Wang Tonghua is his grandfather holding a feather duster, and in the back is his father, who is cross-legged with his legs.
Bachelor Wang was afraid of beating his grandson, so he held a feather duster and shouted to his son: "Come here!" Don't hide if you have the ability! β
Wang Tonghua said to the door: "Grandfather, a guest has come." β
Master Wang glared: "Don't lie to me!" If you want to fool around, there's no way! β
A voice behind him: "Hua and Chuan, please see Lord Wang." β
Bachelor Wang turned around in a panic, put down the feather duster, and said with a pleasant face: "Hechuan is here, and Holly, come in, thank you for coming to visit Assimilation, you talk, I will go out with his father." β
Just like the one who chased and beat people just now was not him, he was kind and kind, and beckoned his son to go out together, and walked to the door to arrange for someone to serve tea and snacks.
Hua Youchuan held back a smile and moved a chair to the opposite side of Wang Tonghua.
"I said that your grandfather's health is so good, it's all your credit, just now that he has sharp legs and feet, and he is even better than my father."
Chen Dongqing also laughed and said: "I see that my grandfather has been old for the past two years, it seems that I have to be angry with my grandfather twice, chase me and beat me, and make sure that my legs and feet are sharp, even if I make trouble again, my grandfather will not beat me." β
That's because your father and mother are not in Beijing, and your family will take care of you.
No one said this, Hua Youchuan is that, saying that his father is because of his sister-in-law, and his legs and feet are much sharper than before, otherwise he won't be able to catch up with his daughter.
Hua Saburo looked at Wang Tonghua's feet and sighed.
"I said, how did you think of making two wings and being a birdman? I didn't even think of this, you are a lifter, why do you want to do this? β
Last year, Wang Tonghua participated in the township test and won the lift, Wang Jingzhou won the lift together, Wu Yingchun's husband Wang Qinian did not win, and the four little kings were three lifted.
After Wang assimilated into the middle of the move, Wang Bachelor was happy, smiled when he saw his grandson, and his two friends were very gentle.
Wang Tonghua listened to Hua Youchuan ask him this, and said: "I don't want to try, I calculated that people can only fly if they have twenty-foot wings, but twenty feet is impossible, so how big are the wings, try to install a six-foot one first, I feel that I think that six feet can at least maintain balance, but I still fell down, I didn't grasp it well, and I fell outside the courtyard wall and was seen, so outsiders knew." β
Hana and Kawa laughed vigorously. "Even if you can fly, are you going to fly in the sky? How? Want to look down on the world and see the people on land, just like we look at ants? β
Wang Tonghua shook his head and said: "That's not, I think if we can fly, we will go out in the future to save trouble, if we can't walk, put on wings and fly over, how good." β
Chen Dongqing couldn't help it, and said: "I said, big brother, you have read so many books, you won't know that Bird Fei depends on this ......."
He stood up, stretched out his arms and fanned, and then fanned hard.
"You have to rely on this fan, fly high and fly fast, rely on the speed of the fan, you don't think you can fly with wings, right? People all over the city are saying that chickens, ducks and geese have wings why they can't fly, don't you hear? β
Wang Tonghua patted his head and said, "Hey, hey! I just went to calculate the relationship between the weight of the wings and the person, and forgot about this fan, I saw the wild goose flying in the sky, and I didn't call the fan a few times, and the wings were motionless. It seems that I shouldn't hide it from you, or if I don't say that the three stinkers are Zhuge Liang, the three of us are just right. β
Chen Dongqing said: "I don't want to make this stinker with you, it's impossible, I have raised Hai Dongqing for several years, I know how it flies, people want to fly?" Wish for the moon! β
Although Hua Youchuan has never raised birds, he is not so naΓ―ve, so he didn't want to make wings at all, he really admired Wang Assimilation.
Call him a nerd, no, it's not a nerd who made this joke.
"No matter what you say, assimilation is powerful, my father said that he has brains and ideas."
What Hua Youchuan didn't say was that his father Lu Guogong was so angry that he scolded Wang Assimilation in the mansion, because his sister heard that she had to make wings to try, and she didn't make them.
Gao Tianyi said: That's a fool's business.
My sister immediately stopped crying, said that she was not a fool, and then happily played with Gao Tianyi.
Hana Yokawa looked at the fool lying crookedly in front of him and held back a smile.
"You see I'm so stupid, did I become stupid because my daughter-in-law was pregnant with a son? Am I going to have a stupid son? Ahh β
After they returned to Beijing with Lei Duoer last year, they only went out once, and now no one pays attention to the three of them going out, and people who are interested can naturally guess that it is not a tour of the mountains and rivers, this time they plan to assimilate the birth of the child, and the full moon just passed the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the three of them went out again.
"Hurt your muscles and bones for a hundred days, I think you'll be better, your grandfather will definitely be reluctant to let you go out, I think about it, this time bring Xingrong, it just so happens that he is going to be a martial artist this year, whether he is in the middle or not, go out to exercise, his kung fu is good, and it is better to have him on the road."
Wang Tonghua was anxious: "Who said I can't go?" Three months just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I couldn't get off the carriage, and I was also raised at home, so I simply sat in the car to raise, maybe I met a miracle doctor who could help me regulate my body. β
Hua Youchuan pouted: "Your grandfather agrees, otherwise I'm afraid he will go to my house like this......"
He stood up and fanned his arm, just now they happened to be at the door, and they all saw it.
Wang Tonghua picked up a pillow and threw it over, Hua Youchuan took it and laughed, and Chen Dongqing also sat on the chair and stomped his feet with laughter.