When Fang Wen was besieged by the Terracotta Warriors and Horses who suddenly moved underground, it was already dawn on the ground.

All the members of the crew of "Burning Afang Palace", which claims to invest 500 million yuan to create the most magnificent costume film in history, have been rushed up from the comfortable 'bed' couch of the base hotel by the director with a loud shout, and after a hurried breakfast, the filming continued. With an investment of 500 million, thousands of extras, nearly 2,000 war horses, and dozens of big-name stars, "Burning Afang Palace" actually has only one purpose, to cover some things that are going on underground, so as to ensure that no one will know even if Tianmen' drops bombs underground.

Of course, the crew just didn't know what they were covering for. Whether it is a director or a star, they are all busy calculating how much benefit they can get during the filming of this film, and how much fame they can add to themselves. Therefore, although some of the investors' requirements are a bit strange, and some shots have reached the level of 'hairy' faults, they still cooperate with them very obediently, and perfectly interpret each shot to the satisfaction of the investor.

It's like the footage of the cavalry battle shot in the wilderness outside the base, in just five or six minutes of footage, they have been shooting for thirteen consecutive days, and it has still not been recognized by the investor. So, let's keep shooting. Anyway, all the 'spending' fees belong to the investor, what reason do they have for refusal? So early in the morning, two thousand horses carrying the cavalry on their backs began to clash again. The sound of hooves is like thunder, the ground is beginning to shake, and the smoke and dust cover the sky, and there is really such a little smell.

Dressed as a base security guard***, Feng Yuan, who changed the mask on his face to an indecent middle-aged man, stood lazily on the square outside the palace, watching a group of directors and stars tossing energetically. I also watched several representatives of the investor side, the outer disciples of the wind 'gate', vigorously toss this group of big-name directors and stars. The scene of a eunuch screaming and rushing from the palace 'gate' to the main hall to cry to Emperor Qin has been rearranged more than a dozen times in just one hour. The director and the stars next to him are all fine, the trick of playing the eunuch is so tired that he is out of breath, and he almost didn't soften on the ground.

"'Fine' is better than 'refinement'!" Feng Yuan gave a thumbs up, and said half-sarcastically and half-sincerely to a crew member next to him: "This film must be good-looking." ”

The staff member carrying a screen boasted triumphantly, "Isn't it? The kung fu of the water mill is a fine job! The big bosses who spend money are accompanying the filming every day, what else do we have to say? Five hundred million, brother! Not 50 million! 500 million! When did we make such a big film in China? Tsk, this film, it's amazing! ”

"Of course." Feng Yuan sneered in his heart and said, "It's a pity that you will never know why it is so bad. ”

He looked down at the ground and thought, "Master, they should have already found the tomb of Qin Shi Huang?" The Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang is very mysterious, but it is not enough to think so. ”

"But it should be a bit risky, right? Little junior brother, can he come out safely? Feng Yuan's pupils shrank to the size of a pinpoint, and he carefully looked at a young 'female' star in the crew who had just debuted and was already popular for half the sky, only to feel that a fire in his lower abdomen was burning slowly, slowly. He gave a strange smile to the young 'female' star. The 'female' star who was reloading saw Feng Yuan's smile, but she turned her head away with disdain, disdainful of him.

"Very well, that's you." Feng Yuan nodded and said in a low voice, "When the matter is over, it's you." ”

His body gradually trembled, and a layer of blush gradually appeared on the well-made mask. Feng Yuan only felt that the fire in his lower abdomen was getting hotter and hotter, and the volume of the fire was getting bigger and bigger, and he was gradually about to lose control of his body, and he was already on the verge of collapse.

His right hand tightly grasped a stone sin beside him, and his five fingers slowly fell into the stone sink, Feng Yuan gasped in a low voice, and said in a low voice: "Beautiful little girl, I will make your beauty last." ”

Feng Monkey, who was pretending to be a miscellaneous member of the crew, suddenly ran over in a hurry, and he leaned next to Feng Yuan and whispered: "Senior brother, something is wrong, there are police coming outside." ”

"Police?" Feng Yuan turned his head to look at the wind monkey and scolded, "What's wrong with the police? Drive them away. We are not ruffians, what are we afraid of the police? Well, tell those outside the 'doors' to go out and deal with it. The arrival of the wind monkey eased the 'desire' fire in Feng Yuan's body slightly, he stood up straight, and said lightly: "Let's go and see, if things are not right, we will adopt a contingency plan." ”

Sure enough, there were several police cars and several official cars with political license plates parked at the big 'gate' of the film base. More than a dozen men in police uniforms and seven or eight people who looked like local officials were walking along the blue brick road of the big 'gate', pointing and gesturing all the way.

The person in charge of the external affairs of the base, the outer 'door' disciple of the wind 'gate', and a 'fat' guy with big ears have greeted him attentively, and shouted enthusiastically: "Ouch, leaders, and police officers, we are filming here, it's a mess." Are you visiting, or... ”

A policeman who led the team 'pulled' a piece of paper from his briefcase under his armpit and said loudly: "Joint law enforcement inspection." Ah, you're in charge here, aren't you? Ask a few people to come and walk around with us. How are you doing with fire protection, anti-theft measures and all aspects of safety measures? ”

Another local official with a briefcase also greeted lazily: "You also have a hotel and restaurant here, right?" The business license and the health license are all taken out. The employees' health certificates, ID cards, legal residence permits, eugenics and parenting permits, and all kinds of necessary documents must also be taken out. ”

The person in charge was stunned and hurriedly said: "Here, we are filming, everyone has a job." ”

"What?" A policeman shouted: "You obstruct normal administrative law enforcement inspections!" This is a mistake! His fingers almost hit the nose of the person in charge, and he scolded loudly: "Are you the person in charge here?" If you are not, call your heads out. ”

"Alas, alas!" The person in charge said: "Everyone, everyone, I and the city... ”

A magistrate said solemnly: "It's useless for you to know anyone in the city!" All persons are equal before the law. This time, we are jointly enforcing the law by the public procuratorate, procuratorate, law, industry and commerce, taxation, public health, civil affairs bureau, women's federation, youth rights and interests committee, and other organs and departments, and conducting a joint inspection of various non-state-owned enterprises. It doesn't matter who you know. ”

Another official said very seriously: "Once any mistake is discovered, it will be severely punished!" There's nothing to talk about! Are you trying to stop us? Well? Lee, take him under control! ”

The two policemen immediately rushed forward and pressed the 'fat' person in charge to the flagpole on the side like a wolf and a tiger.

"Wow!" Feng Yuan, who came in a hurry, was taken aback and said, "What is this for?" ”

The wind monkey scratched the 'door' of his brain and said with a wry smile: "It is said to be a joint law enforcement inspection." But in my experience, I'm here to fight the autumn breeze. ”

Feng Yuan's face 'pumped' and didn't say anything.

At this time, a few cars hurriedly came to the big 'gate', and more than a dozen men, women, and women with cameras and microphones ran in, and a bewitching 'woman' shouted loudly: "Alas, Secretary Wang, Director Li, you are too active in official business, right?" How did it come so quickly? We also set off on time, why are we late? What's wrong with this? "Several cameras were filming at the same time at the person in charge who was pressed to the flagpole.

Director Li, who was holding an official document, snatched the lens of the camera very seriously, posed a majestic Pose and said loudly: "Ah, here's the thing. We came to this movie base and showed the official documents to go in for normal official inspection. But the person in charge of this base violently resisted the law, so he was temporarily controlled. ”

Coughing, Director Li said majestically: "We suspect that this film base has a lot of violations of discipline and discipline. So, we decided to do a comprehensive inspection of this base. During the inspection, all filming activities in the base were suspended! This is also to protect the interests of the base investors and crew. For the benefit of their funds and personal safety~~~"

Feng Yuan and Wind Monkey glanced at each other and took a step forward at the same time. Violent resistance to the law? What is violent resistance to the law? If they do, it's called real violence.

The disciples of the Moon 'Gate' who stayed on the ground to guard the 'Gate' household had already arrived one after another. They were all dressed as base security guards or cleaning personnel, and approached the big 'gate' intentionally or unintentionally.

Dressed well, wearing a high-end suit, with gold-rimmed glasses, the elegant and graceful Wind Fox hurriedly ran out of the base and shouted, "What are you doing here?" What is this for? I want to complain about your violent law enforcement. Zhu Dong, Zhu Dong, are you okay? ”

Wind Fox walked to a place two meters away from the person in charge, and suddenly stopped his hurried footsteps. He pointed at the policemen with a flushed face and shouted: "I am Feng Faming, the legal counsel of the Qinhan Film and Television Base, and I sternly warn you that your behavior is improper, wrong, and violates the law!" Our film and television base has perfect procedures, and you are violating the law enforcement! You will bear all the consequences and responsibilities arising from this. ”

More than a dozen reporters, male and female, like flies smelling poop, quickly pointed their cameras and microphones at the wind fox. The seductive 'female' reporter excitedly exclaimed, "Mr. Feng, do you really want to prosecute a public servant who has an official law enforcement document?" ”

Wind Fox's eyes widened, and he gestured with an orchid 'flower' finger with his right hand, and said loudly: "No! Complain, not sue! Prosecution is a legal process! Once you get into the legal process, it's a big deal! It's not that easy to solve! Now I'm only going to complain about them, but if they continue to violently restrict my employer's personal freedom, I'll sue them! ”

"Ouch!" The wind monkey squatted on the ground and muttered in a low voice, "Why does the second child act like a rabbit?" ”

Feng Yuan glanced at the wind monkey and didn't squeak. He gestured a few times to Zhu Dong, who was pressed against the flagpole.

Zhu Dong immediately shouted loudly: "Check, check, check." Let them check! Lawyer Feng, you lead the team and let them investigate! Our Qinhan Film and Television Base, everything is stipulated by the load! ”

Wind Fox snorted coldly, pointed at a group of officials and policemen with an orchid 'flower' and said loudly: "You are responsible for all the losses caused by this." Our film and television base will not bear the losses caused by the shutdown of more than a dozen movies and television that are being filmed inside! ”

Raising his head arrogantly, Fenghu walked to Zhu Dong, who was let go by the police, patted him with unnecessary dust on his shirt affectionately, and asked gently: "Zhu Dong, are you not injured?" These rude guys, I'm going to definitely complain about them. Hum! With a cold snort, the wind fox picked the orchid 'flower' finger and pointed at the secretary of Wang fiercely. The whole of them shuddered for a while, and they were so numbed by the wind fox's 'meat' that they almost didn't spit it out. The wind monkey also sat on the ground and almost didn't laugh out loud.

More than a dozen police cars and official cars came quickly at the entrance of the 'gate', and half a hundred policemen came down in an uproar, most of them were shy and big-bellied, with faces full of 'meat', pointing fingers everywhere.

"Fighting the autumn wind, so many people."

Feng Yuan snorted coldly, patted the shoulder of the wind monkey and whispered: "Third child, you take someone to keep an eye on it, I'll go around and take a look, don't really be blocked in the nest." ”

The wind monkey nodded, and his tongue gently 'licked' the corners of his mouth. He chuckled in a low voice: "Don't worry, a group of straw bale policemen, I can crush them to death with a finger." ”

Led by Fenghu and Zhu Dong, more than 60 policemen and local officials walked into the film and television base like scattered sheep.

Outside the base, Feng Yuan circled in the sparse woods, lightly pressed his palm on his heart, and gently spit out half a mouthful of blood, he wiped it with his palm, and smeared the blood on his shirt.