Text Volume 1_Chapter 425 Yan Mofeng tells jokes
Chapter 425: Yan Mofeng tells jokes
Tang Qianyu smiled and shook his head: "No, the wind blows." ”
She reached out and straightened her hair.
"The wind blows?" Yan Mofeng raised his head, turned his head to feel it, and nodded, "Well, the wind is a bit strong today." Cart! ”
Tang Qianyu: "......"
She glanced at Yan Mofeng, and inexplicably felt that he looked so cute.
She leaned down and smiled lightly, Yan Mofeng saw Tang Tang smiling, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but rise, feeling that everything in life had become better again.
Driving to the mall, Luo Ze and Gu Bing were already waiting at the door.
Both men were wearing down jackets, with their hands in their pockets, chatting and stomping their feet.
Yan Mofeng opened the car door for Tang Tang and held her hand.
They walked towards Gu Bing and the others, and Yan Mofeng looked at Gu Bing and Luo Ze with the eyes of a fool: "It's cool to wander in time and space at minus three degrees?" ”
"Isn't this waiting for you? Our feet are frozen, don't you see that we are stomping all the time? The shoes are going to be stomped out. Big brother, today's new shoes are also yours. Gu Bing said.
"Silly fork, won't go in and wait?" Yan Mofeng's tone was disdainful.
Gu Bing's eyes widened suddenly, and he suddenly realized: "Yes, why don't we go in and wait?" ”
He poked Luo Ze's arm: "Second brother, why didn't we go in and wait just now?" ”
Luo Ze had a dark face, put his hands in his down coat pockets, and walked straight into the mall.
"How stupid!" Gu Bingnian chattered.
"Haha!" Tang Qianyu looked at Ah Bing Aze's funny appearance, and couldn't help laughing.
Everyone walks into the mall.
Gu Bing immediately went to pull four shopping carts, like a treasure: "One for each of us." ”
Yan Mofeng looked at him with disgust again: "Your sister-in-law doesn't need it!" ”
Gu Bing saw the disgusting eyes of his eldest brother, and immediately understood, he pouted: "Next time I find a girlfriend, I will also push a shopping cart for her." ”
"Haha!" Tang Qianyu couldn't help laughing again.
"Big brother, my second brother and I went to buy vegetables first, and today we bought the meat first. Second brother, let's go! Gu Bing pulled Luo Ze away.
Yan Mofeng's face finally looked better, and he felt that Ah Bing had finally made sense.
After Gu Bing and Luo Ze went to the meat area, Gu Bing gossiped: "Second brother, do you think the eldest brother and sister-in-law still have any problems?" ”
"Much better." Roze said.
"I don't dare to contact that woman Li Manqing anymore, that woman's lethality is really too great, damn, it's too ruthless! I thought that at most, she would kneel and beg the eldest brother to express that she wanted to come back, and then the eldest brother disdained her, and after avenging the original abandonment, she never intersected, and she never intersected. I didn't expect this woman to do such a big game of calculations, big brother and sister-in-law. Gu Bing said angrily and angrily.
"That woman is not simple! Fortunately, now the eldest brother and sister-in-law are fine. Roze said.
"Yes! Fortunately, the eldest brother and sister-in-law are fine now. However, the wicked have their own evil people to grind, and if they do too many bad things, they will be punished. Didn't you deliberately deceive the eldest brother with a fake abortion before, and then let the eldest brother and sister-in-law have a conflict? Now that there is really something wrong with my stomach, I don't know if I was beaten by Yan Monan? Anyway, when I was carried out of the villa, I was covered in blood. Later, I went to the hospital to inquire. The palace was removed. Gu Bing said with relief.
"Sub. The palace was removed? Child. The palace is too important for a woman to have no children. Palace, all physiological functions will be disordered, no longer come to the aunt, people will age very quickly. Moreover, she has not yet given birth to a child, which is a sad thing. Roze said.
Gu Bing gritted his teeth: "She is self-inflicted!" I guess it was Yan Monan who kicked the injury. Well deserved! ”
"I hope she won't do anything to separate her brother and sister-in-law." Roze said.
"She also has to have this opportunity, when she was in the hospital, Yan Monan guarded her every day, and sent someone to watch a prisoner." Gu Bing said.
"Okay, let's celebrate our New Year, don't have anything to do with this woman in the future, and don't reveal the whereabouts of the eldest brother and sister-in-law, otherwise the eldest brother will know about it and expose your skin."
Gu Bing glanced at Luo Ze speechlessly: "It seems that you didn't participate when I came up with the idea." ”
Luo Ze reached out and touched his nose: "You don't plan to eat the eldest brother poor?" I see that today's shrimp is good, if you buy a little more, you can eat from the 30th to the 15th of the first month of the Chinese New Year's Eve. ”
"Buy!" Gu Bing immediately went to get the shopping bag.
Yan Mofeng knew that Ah Bing Aze was going to buy meat, and he pushed the shopping cart with one hand and led Tang Qianyu in the opposite direction with the other. Yan Mofeng said: "Tang Tang, you are on vacation, every day at home in the future, you have time to eat fruits, let's go buy some." ”
"Okay." Tang Qianyu felt warm.
"Nuts can be bought a little more, which is very good for the body, slow down the pace a little during the holiday, relax the whole body, and rest well to be conducive to next year's study and competition." Yan Mofeng said.
"Hmm." Tang Qianyu responded.
Yan Mofeng gently let go of Tang Qianyu's hand and began to pick nuts.
He took the bottled pistachios from the shelf, looked at them carefully, and then picked up a small handful of pistachios in the bulk area and looked at them.
He looked up and smiled at Tang Qianyu: "I won't tell you that the pistachio rack in the bulk area is better!" ”
"How do you see that?" Tang Qianyu is good.
"Look here!" Yan Mofeng held the pistachio in his hand and pointed it to Tang Qianyu, "Look in from the position of this opening, see if the meat inside is full?" Isn't it fresh? Obviously, these are better in bulk. ”
"Then we'll buy it in bulk." Tang Qianyu said.
"Hmm." Yan Mofeng responded.
After weighing some pistachios, Yan Mofeng picked pine nuts again.
Tang Qianyu looked at the pine nuts and said, "This is very small and difficult to peel." ”
"I'll peel it for you!" Yan Mofeng said.
Tang Qianyu's heart trembled slightly.
Yan Mofeng asked Tang Qianyu while picking pine nuts: "Do you want to listen to jokes?" ”
"Hmm." Tang Qianyu responded.
Yan Mofeng said: "There is a pair of brothers and sisters, the elder brother is very greedy, and the younger sister likes shells very much. One day, my brother asked my sister, sister, I saw a particularly beautiful shell in the market, do you want it? My sister was very excited and said she wanted to. The elder brother said that it was more expensive, and the younger sister said that she was rich, and she gave all the pocket money she had saved for a year to her brother.
My brother brought back a bag of shells for my sister that night, and my sister was very happy to see them. She even carefully washed all the shells and filled them all in beautiful glass bottles.
It wasn't until the Chinese New Year that her father bought a few cans of pistachios and came home, and her sister suddenly understood everything, and she was so angry that she wanted to bite her brother to death. ”
"I didn't find the laugh!" Tang Qianyu said.
Yan Mofeng said: "Those shells are the shells of pistachios, my brother ate all the pistachios, and left all the shells to my sister, saying that they were shells." ”
"Poof, hahahahaha!" Tang Qianyu suddenly laughed, her waist was bent with laughter, she couldn't stand up at all, she held the shopping cart, "No, I'm laughing to death, this brother is too lacking in morality, if I have such a brother, I will definitely bite him to death." ”
"Haha!" Yan Mofeng also laughed.
Xu Yang was going back to the UK, Chu Ming accompanied him out to shop, and when he happened to see this scene, the corners of his lips couldn't help but rise, and he said with a smile: "Help me book a plane ticket, and I'll go back to the UK with you!" ”