It is said that a few people have been tossing in the tomb for an hour, and the movement is quite large. But this coffin is stable and there is no movement, which is really confusing.

Li Sifu thought about it carefully and said, "Digging the grave and opening the coffin, pay attention to bowing first and then bowing, sincerity, and then light the lamp to speak, blow the lamp and pull out the wax." Today, we only brought torches, and if the coffin is opened in a while, the torches will be extinguished. ”

"When this torch is extinguished, isn't it looking for your own death?" Hu Bulai's eyes were old, and he couldn't believe why there were such strange rules.

"Haha, you don't understand Daoist Hu." Li Sifu stroked his palms and smiled, and continued, "After the coffin is opened, if the fire changes color, then we must extinguish the fire. As soon as this torch is extinguished, the yang energy dissipates, and the yin energy rises, as long as we lie on the ground and try to hold our breath, the people who seem to be sincere in the things here will not be blamed. ”

"Of course, if it's something inhuman, then let's ask for more blessings."

Hu Bulai rolled his eyes fiercely, "Lao Li, let's talk about it in vain." ”

After discussing the number of paths, Li Sifu took the lead and first knelt three times and bowed nine times, and then recited a long section of the Diamond Sutra in his mouth. Zhuang Zhengde felt a little nondescript, Lao Li obviously seemed to be a Taoist priest, but he was reading the Monk Sutra.

After reciting this large section of the Diamond Sutra, Li Sifu raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation to Zhuang Zhengde, "Brother Zhuang, open the coffin." ”

I don't know how to choose my head, Zhuang Zhengde nodded helplessly, people have rules for digging graves, it's not good to say anything.

took out the bronze dagger and inserted it into the gap of the ebony coffin, and completely circled around the coffin, this coffin was the same as the upper one, it was not sealed.

After all, he has suffered the loss of a female corpse, and Zhuang Zhengde has learned to be smart this time. Cautiously walked to the lower end of the coffin, pressed the dagger into the gap of the coffin, and pried it open, and with a click, the coffin lid was pushed open by a three-finger-wide gap.

A foul-smelling yellow smoke came out of this gap, and Zhuang Zhengde's tears were about to flow down, and as soon as his hand was loosened, the coffin lid fell again.

All four of them were smoky with the foul-smelling yellow smoke, and several of them exited the door after a while.

Hu Bulai retched and said, "What the fuck does this smell, why is it so disgusting." I haven't smelled so disgusting in years! ”

Who would have thought that Gray Xiaoshu would smash his mouth and have a reminiscence.

Suddenly, Gray Xiaoshu's face changed, and he exclaimed, "It's Wong Tai Sin's fart!" ”

Before the words fell, Zhuang Hu and Li were paralyzed, their eyelids rolled up, and they fainted to the ground.

When he opened his eyes, Zhuang Zhengde felt that his head was a little dizzy, and after squinting to adapt to the dazzling light for a long time, Zhuang Zhengde slowly got up on the ground.

The feeling in his hand turned out to be some grass, and when he stood up and took a closer look, Zhuang Zhengde was a little confused.

In the end, after opening the black coffin, a puff of yellow smoke came out and he lost consciousness, but why did he return to Qipanshan at this time?

pinched his arm hard, Zhuang Zhengde grinned in pain, it's true!

It's really back to Qipan Mountain!

Seeing the familiar scene in front of him, Zhuang Zhengde didn't worry too much, got up and walked towards the mountain. Because if you go up further, Zhuang Zhengde will see the chessboard stone table where he met Bai Chongwen for the first time at that time.

Far away, Zhuang Zhengde saw a woman sitting with his back to him at the stone table, looking at the back, it seemed that he had seen it somewhere, but his head hurt, and he just couldn't remember.

Speeding up his pace and walking to the front, Zhuang Zhengde arched his hand and said, "Dare to ask the girl, is this Qinhuang Qipan Mountain?" ”

Before she could finish speaking, the woman grinned, covered her mouth and turned her head to look.

Under the two curved eyebrows are smiling eyes, and I feel a little childish when I look at my appearance. The woman's voice was full of grievances, "Childe doesn't recognize me?" I'm a good friend of Childe. ”

"Girl, don't talk nonsense, you can't make this kind of joke."

"Childe, why do you look like you are in bed and under the bed?" As the woman spoke, she ran to Zhuang Zhengde's side with small steps, and was about to lean over.

A breeze blew, Zhuang Zhengde smelled a familiar strange smell, his brain twitched, and he couldn't remember where he smelled it, but he felt faintly disgusted.

Taking two steps back slightly, Zhuang Zhengde said in a deep voice, "The girl is self-respecting. ”

The woman stomped her foot angrily, and her sleeves flicked to reveal a cheek full of yellow hair!

The woman turned out to be a person with eyebrows and eyes, a yellow-haired face, and a black nose. With a mouth open, he grinned and looked at Zhuang Zhengde, "You kid don't toast and don't eat and drink, this great immortal sees that you have a fat head and big ears and intends to be an immortal with you, but you have repeatedly shirked?" ”

After that, the yellow-haired woman was about to pinch her hands as soon as she raised them. Zhuang Zhengde was already half frightened, and when he saw the yellow-haired face rushing over, he turned his head and ran quickly.

But as soon as he lifted his feet, Zhuang Zhengde found that he didn't know what he was tripping under his feet, but it was a dog eating and falling to the ground.

Suddenly felt a soft body pressed down, and his back was actually in contact with two soft glutinous balls first, Zhuang Zhengde panicked and waved his hands wildly, but suddenly saw a stream of yellow smoke blowing towards his face, and he had no strength in his body, so he could only watch himself being pressed by this yellow hairy face.

Huang Maomian put his head on Zhuang Zhengde's shoulder, and said in a very ambiguous tone, "Childe, is it soft?" ”

If an ordinary woman asks like this, it would be fine, but the yellow-haired face is like a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, which is really disgusting.

Seeing that Zhuang Zhengde was silent for a long time, Huangmao's face was a little annoyed, and he stretched out his blood-red tongue and licked Zhuang Zhengde's face twice.

This lick doesn't matter, Zhuang Zhengde only felt that there was something slimy on his face, and he was disgusting to death.

The yellow-haired face refused to give up, forcibly twisted the man's head under his body, stretched his mouth over and was about to suck the essence, Zhuang Zhengde saw that the situation was not good, and put his tongue sideways to the back molars and bit hard.

Suddenly, the blood in his mouth flowed, Zhuang Zhengde turned his head and took a mouthful of bloody phlegm and sprayed it on Huangmao's face.

There was a stinging sound, like a soldering iron sticking to the pigskin, and a smell of meat came out with a puff of smoke.

The yellow-haired face twisted and rolled on the ground with his face covered, and let out a terrible howl from his mouth.

The pain of the tongue made Zhuang Zhengde's painful eyes glow, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and lay down to make himself more comfortable, Zhuang Zhengde couldn't help but think of the Diamond Sutra that Li Sifu had recited.

Everything has a way, like a dream bubble; If dew is like electricity, it should be viewed as such.

The last word echoes in my head, look! See! See! The screams in his ears gradually died down, and Zhuang Zhengde didn't dare to open his eyes, for fear that the yellow-haired face would come in front of him.

"Twitter, Zhuang Datou, don't fucking pretend to be asleep. I know you're awake, get up and help! Looking at this person's dead appearance, Gray Xiaoshu was really angry.

As soon as this yellow smoke came out, the four of them were all on fire in an instant. It's just that Gray Xiaoshu, as a gray family immortal, was spared from this difficulty, but he felt that he couldn't stand up with his sore body, which was like these three goods, which directly made Huang Pizi's stinky fart start a sweet dream.

Hearing Gray Xiaoshu's familiar chirping, Zhuang Zhengde quickly opened one eye and looked, only one of the four torches was now lit, and the entire backyard was dim and dim, and Gray Xiaoshu was half-lying and half-sitting on the ladder in front of the main room and looking at himself angrily.

Struggling to sit up, Zhuang Zhengde felt that his tongue hurt terribly, and when he looked down, Hu Bulai and Li Sifu had red faces, red ears, hideous expressions, eyes closed, and hands and feet were still twitching from time to time.

Gray Xiaoshu saw Zhuang Zhengde sitting there in a daze, and scolded her mother angrily, "Hurry up, wake them up with your blood, between the eyebrows, in the middle of the person." Fast! ”

Zhuang Zhengde didn't dare to drag, bit his fingertips and ran in front of the two, and nodded a little in the two positions, and after a while, Li and Hu's faces gradually returned to normal, and their breathing became much more stable.

Just when Zhuang Zhengde was about to give Gray Xiaoshu a click, there was a dull roar in the coffin in the main room, which seemed to be very painful.