"I'm so stupid. It's true. ”

"I originally thought that if no one '' it, then the Xuanyin Heavenly Bell would not have any destructive power."

"I'm so stupid. Really, stupidly. ”

"Who would have thought that it was a treasure that the instruments left by the ancestor could not analyze, and it was actually triggered."

"I'm so stupid. Almost as stupid as you guys. ”

"Master Zu left so many precious instruments, all of them were destroyed, and if you want to repair them, you don't know how much effort it will take. I have dozens of studies, several of my important topics. ”

"I'm so stupid. I'm even more stupid than you. ”

Feng Yuan, Feng Fox, and Feng Monkey sat in a daze, letting Mr. 'Hua' grab their hands like a long-term resentful 'woman' and like an old *** who has been abstinent from 'lust' in the cold palace for decades, and chattered non-stop. Mr. 'Hua' Da's eyes are very demented, his expression is very dazed, and his mouth is constantly opening and closing, with white 'colored' saliva foam, like a crazy 'spirit' patient. The Xuanyin Heavenly Clock destroyed some of the most 'sophisticated' instruments in the spaceship laboratory, and this blow made Mr. 'Hua' a little unbearable.

Mr. 'Flower' grabbed the three of Feng Yuan, and the second 'flower' and 'flower' third and other 'flower' and 'gate' elders grabbed the other people who accompanied the wind 'gate', snow 'gate', and moon 'gate', and turned over and over again with similar meanings. For the 'flowers' and 'gates' who have achieved extremely high achievements in natural science, those instruments are their lifeblood, and now they have been shattered.

The luxuriously furnished cabin was filled with the muttering laments of these "flowers" and "doors" of the complaining "women", and Mr. Feng Da and Mr. Yueda, who were sitting on the sofa in the innermost row of the cabin, looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and could only shake their heads again and again. With a sigh, Mr. Feng Da said indifferently: "The 'flower' is big, and a sum of money is allocated in the 'door', so you can rebuild the laboratory." In fact, with your current strength, the imitation of those instruments is compared to... ”

"Alas~~~ Where is the original copy of the imitation? You don't understand, you don't understand! "Mr. 'Flower' glanced at Mr. Feng Da with the disdainful eyes of summer insects, and slowly raised his head, and two lines of tears slowly slipped down the corners of his eyes. He gently shook Feng Yuan's hand and said sadly, "I'm so stupid. It's true. I don't know, the Xuanyin Heavenly Bell will actually be triggered. ”

"God, help!" Feng Yuan wailed in his heart. Mr. 'Hua' Big's hand 'touched' his hand, as if there were 10,000 'hair' and 'hair' worms wriggling on Feng Yuan's palm, giving him the urge to chop off his palm. He is such a perfect opponent, he has always only 'touched' beautiful young 'girls' and handsome young men, when has he ever let such an old guy touch?

Feng Yuan forcibly pressed the tumbling in his stomach to prevent himself from vomiting.

After enduring it for a while, he really couldn't stand Mr. 'Hua' looking at him with that strange 'obsession' and 'obsession' eyes, and holding his hand 'ambiguously'. Feng Yuan 'twitched' back his palm and said with a wry smile: "'Flower' Master Uncle, I will discuss something with Master. Nodding at Mr. 'Flower', Feng Yuan jumped up like a fugitive and rushed in front of Mr. Feng Da in a few steps.

Mr. 'Flower' didn't care, he reached out and shook the hands of the wind fox and the wind monkey, and said in a daze: "I'm so stupid, isn't it?" I should be careful. I'm so stupid! ”

The corners of the mouth of the wind fox and the wind monkey trembled, they wanted to cry, they wanted to open the cabin 'door' and jump out.

Feng Yuan sat down on a row of sofas beside Mr. Feng Da and said respectfully, "Master, all the manpower is ready, and we will definitely succeed in this matter." It's just, why don't you see the little junior brother? ”

In order to find the so-called gods recorded in the notes of the ancestor of the Heavenly 'Gate', the Heavenly 'Gate' was launched again this time. Feng Yuan brought a group of 'elite' people and Mr. Feng Da to meet them in New Delhi and rushed to Egypt on the 'private' passenger plane prepared by Tian'men. The core members of this operation were all on this airliner, except for Fang Wen, who was said to be going to Egypt as well.

"Fourth?" Mr. Feng Da nodded: "I asked him to take the people from the Wind Ward Department to Cairo to fight the front station." This time, it was not only us who went, but also thirteen mercenary groups were arranged near the border of Egypt to meet us, and there were also hundreds of disciples from various 'sects' who entered Egypt in advance. We also need to be arranged for travel, food and accommodation in Egypt, which is a good opportunity to train the fourth. ”

Wind Resisting Department. Feng Yuan almost scolded.

The powerful Wind Resistance Department is completely directly under Mr. Feng Da's Wind Resistance Department, which is an area that Wind Yuan can't reach at all.

The personnel of the Wind Control Department are 'fine' and well-equipped, and there are as many as seven satellites that provide communication services for them alone, which can be imagined as the strength of the Wind Control Department. Their actions have no 'intersection' with the rest of the 'gate', and they have their own independent financial system, independent intelligence organization, independent armed forces, and independent base systems in various countries around the world. After fighting the party, what Feng Yuan and they can control is the local army, so the Wind Wing is the Praetorian Guard of the Wind Gate.

Fang Wen led the people from the Wind Control Department to the front station, but it was conceivable that Feng Yuan's ears and eyes in the Wind 'Gate' could not know Fang Wen's movements at all.

"That's right." Feng Yuan nodded and said with a smile: "Junior Brother should indeed do more training. But the little junior brother is also very capable. This time he was ambushed by the Dragon 'Gate' on the mainland, and the little junior brother was able to escape safely, luck, strength, and experience are all indispensable. ”

"Oh?" Mr. Feng Da pretended to be surprised lightly: "Then the fourth child was able to escape back, do you think he is lucky, or has high strength, or is he experienced?" ”

"This... I don't know. Feng Yuan spread his hands and smiled bitterly: "If Feng Yuan has just debuted, I'm afraid that in that case, he can only be arrested." ”

Fingers lightly touched his knees, and Mr. Feng Da said lightly: "Feng Yuan, who has just debuted, only has the skill of half a jiazi. And Fang Wen, who has just debuted, has the skills of thirteen Jiazi, and when he uses the wind control body method, he can run up to three times the speed of sound with his 'flesh' body. This is the reason why he was able to escape from the encirclement and interception of the dragon 'gate'. ”

Feng Yuan lowered his head, and then suddenly raised his head again: "Junior Brother took a Thai Airways flight from Xi'an Airport to Bangkok. But at that time, Xi'an Airport had been... ”

Mr. Wind's beard suddenly has no wind automatically. His eyes were as bright as knives, and he looked at Feng Yuan coldly and shouted, "Boss, what do you want to say?" Do you doubt Fang Wen? Well? ”

Feng Yuan shuddered, slipped from the sofa to the ground in embarrassment, knelt in front of Mr. Feng Da and did not dare to speak. There was silence in the cabin. Seeing that Mr. Feng Da was angry, even Mr. Yue Da hurriedly slipped to the sofa in front of him with his sword and sat down, unwilling to sit next to him again.

The silence remained for a full ten minutes, and within ten minutes, no matter whether it was Mr. Huada or Mr. Yueda, no one was angry.

Feng Yuan's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he knelt deeply on the ground, his forehead almost touching the carpet. Mr. Fengda's gaze was like a Mount Tai, and he couldn't breathe.

"Fang Wen's 'sexuality' and 'sexuality' personality have been thoroughly analyzed by the teacher and Mr. Xueda a long time ago. To put it mildly, he is a completely rebellious and immoral ***, but he is the most affectionate and righteous. He has low self-esteem and vulnerability, but he has self-esteem and is so strong that it is extreme. If he is kind to him as a teacher, he will not betray him. If the Heavenly Gate has affection for him, he will not betray the Heavenly Gate. ”

After sneering a few times, Mr. Fengda sneered: "He 'spends' money like running water, but after falling out of love, he becomes a good 'lust' like life, if such a person is caught by the dragon 'gate', will you buy him when the dragon 'gate'?" What did the dragon 'gate' use to buy him? Just use their affiliated public office for a few thousand yuan a month? ”

"Fang Wen is destined to be the person of my wind 'door'. Dragon 'Gate'? Hum! It's them who have a headache. ”

The finger lightly tapped Feng Yuan, and the finger happened to be near the fatal Baihui 'acupoint', Feng Yuan's body trembled violently, and he almost didn't soften on the ground.

"You and the second and third children are all children adopted by the teacher since childhood, and the teacher regards you as his own flesh and blood. Fang Wen is also a disciple of the teacher, and you are brothers. Remembered. Mr. Feng Da shouted: "Straighten up and sit down, what do you look like?" ”

Like an electrocuted frog, Feng Yuan jumped up from the ground and sat down on the sofa obediently. He laughed and said, "Master, the apprentice is not suspicious of the little junior brother at all, it's just... ”

Mr. Feng Da interrupted him and said lightly: "Enough, in the future, I only need to pay more attention to brotherly love." ”

The sharp gaze swept over the wind fox and wind monkey sitting in front, and Mr. Feng Da reprimanded: "Second and third, I will take the opportunity to tell you today." If the teacher hears that you are making trouble in the future, the teacher will depose your cultivation and drive you out of the teacher's 'door'. ”

Seeing the wind fox and wind monkey whose faces instantly turned pale, Mr. Feng Da shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Times have changed, and people's hearts have also changed." He exchanged glances with Mr. Feng Er and Mr. Feng San, shook his head at the same time, and never said a word again.

Mr. Yueda muttered in a low voice on the side: "Just your wind 'door' so many *** upside down!" ”

Several elders of the Wind Gate rolled their eyes at the same time. The 'flower', 'gate', and snow 'gate' are obsessed with all kinds of research, and all their skills are improved by injecting 'shooting' yuan liquid; Only the wind 'gate' is responsible for all the secrets inside and outside the heavenly 'gate', and the world is rolling with red dust, contaminated too much, and this struggle for power and fratricide has gradually appeared.

Mr. Feng Da looked worriedly at the boundless sea of clouds outside the porthole. He sighed in his heart, "Fortunately, a wind spirit body has appeared in this generation. With the strength of the fourth child, as long as he has a little more experience, it is enough to suppress the boss. Cannibalism with the 'door' is a big taboo. ”

When Mr. Feng Da reprimanded the 'door' people, Fang Wen was putting on a good show.

In the most luxurious hotel and the most upscale presidential suite in the center of Cairo, Fang Wen wore a pair of 'colorful' tight translucent briefs, jumping happily at the camera in front of the computer.

He kept waving his arms, twisting his body, shaking his big 'legs', his streamlined muscles and flesh undulating like water 'waves', and the bright sunlight 'shone' in from the floor-to-ceiling windows, shining on him, Fang Wen's fair skin was coated with a moist halo, making his already handsome face even more like an angel descending.

This is a face that is nine out of nine similar to the face of the most popular actor in the world today. This is one of the "fine" masks made by "flowers" and "doors". Before leaving, he went to the Tian'men warehouse to choose the equipment he carried, and Fang Wen, a person who loves to show off like a 'flower' peacock, took a fancy to this set of masks at a glance - a collection of masks for the century-old actor of human films! In his gift box, there are more than 30 masks made in the appearance of other actors.

He constantly posed for all kinds of poses, handsome 'fascinated' faces, tall 'straight' body, streamlined looks like infinite *** muscle 'flesh', and the 'colored' translucent briefs', all of which made the dozen or so little 'girl' students in the video on the computer screen constantly exclaim. This guy chatted with more than a dozen 'female' and 'sexual' netizens at the same time, and staged a *** show against them at the same time.

Fang Wen indulged in a 'fascinated' performance, constantly twisting his waist and 'hips', and making some extremely provocative 'sexual' movements. As for the task of Mr. Fengda asking him to come to Cairo to play the front station... Well, there are dozens of Wind Guards from the Wind Guarding Department, and these people are all 'Jing' Ying, real 'Jing' Ying. Then, it is enough for the other party to rule the overall situation, and let his subordinates do those small things.

After beating for a while, Fang Wen quickly sat back in front of the computer and boasted loudly to the camera: "Sisters, did I lie to you?" Look at my face, look at my figure, look at my strong, *** 'fascinated' muscles and 'flesh'. Wow, I was so perfect! I'm going to love myself. ”

'Huh', pulled out the two 'color' black credit cards inlaid with tiny sapphires given to him by Mr. Feng Da, Fang Wen shouted loudly: "Look! What is it? The Supreme Card issued by Switzerland's largest commercial bank and Citibank! Let me tell you, the overdraft limit of each is ~~~ unlimited, and it is jointly guaranteed by 30 companies in the world's top 500 companies! ”

"Tsk!" Fang Wen narcissistically stroked his face, kept shaking his head and sighing: "Young and golden!" Handsome and promising! I was perfect. ”

Slowly, slowly, he grabbed a bunch of car keys from the clothes that were scattered all over the place, and shook in front of the camera with a smile. "Look, when I came to Cairo this time, I bought ten sports cars on wheels. Look at this car key, it's not fake. ”

"Hey, hey!" Gently hooking his finger at the camera, Fang Wenwei smiled: "Which sister is willing to come to Cairo to accompany me on a tour of this magical, great, and incredible ancient civilization?" Behold, perhaps we may go to the sarcophagus of the pyramids to spend the 'spring' night together? What a 'wave' that is! ”

"Come, come, come to Cairo. I'm going to pick you up. Come on, come on, am I not worth the slightest risk you take? Fang Wen sneered, laughing as if he had seen a big bad wolf of a lamb, and his saliva was about to flow down with laughter. These dozen or so 'female' netizens were all carefully selected by him, and the brute-force cracking instruments and software provided by 'Hua' and 'Door' entered the service provider's database, and it was easy to select the best beautiful 'women'.

Cairo, a ghost place full of wind and sand and the vicious sun shining high, Fang Wen was not interested. He was not interested in any civilization, history, or culture. It's better to hook up with a few beautiful 'women' to accompany him, he really wants to try what it tastes like in the pyramid.

Of course, the Wind Ward can help him find the best 'female' person, but relying on his subordinates to find the 'female' person, Fang Wen feels no sense of accomplishment!

"What Ben Dashao wants is the kind of 'woman' who is desperate and loyal to follow me until the earth is desolate." Fang Wen smiled evilly: "Snow 'Gate' throws Lao Tzu away when he encounters something like that, and the demon 'elf' who runs away by himself, Ben Dashao will never be fooled again." "Sad about the betrayal of the four little goblin 'elves', Fang Wen has always ignored where they went, so he never knew that the four little goblin 'elves' had evaporated from the world.

"With Ben Dashao's charm, can't I find a few 'women' who are really good to me?" Fang Wen confidently said to himself: "If you get your hands on it, you will succeed!" ”

A stupid smile appeared on a face that was so handsome that it didn't look good, and Fang Wen smirked desperately at the camera.

More than a dozen small video windows on the screen went dark almost simultaneously. A little sister said goodbye to Fei 'Kiss': "Brother, your performance is so 'fine'." But who believes you? Your kind of credit card, now more places to issue it. What about the world's top 500? Oh, when I'm stupid? ”

Another little girl smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed: "Such a 'fine' and colorful *** dance, put it on the Internet, and you can earn a bit of silver again." ”

The small window went dark. Fang Wen was hurriedly tapping on the keyboard, and shouted angrily: "You little goblins! Don't talk about credit at all! said that Lao Tzu danced *** dance, so I came to accompany Lao Tzu to Cairo! **, why are people like this all these years? Integrity, no honesty at all! In the long run, will humanity have a future? ”

Turning around suddenly, Fang Wen asked angrily at the four 'elite' young men standing neatly behind him, "You say, if this continues, will there be a future for mankind?" Teenage girls have learned to deceive people! It's just, it's just, it's just lawless. ”

The young man standing on the far left said lightly: "Fourth Young Master, among the seventeen 'female' and 'sexual' netizens who chatted with you just now, three are under the age of fourteen. ”

"So~~~" Fang Wen looked at him in surprise: "What will happen?" ”

The young man nodded and said in a deep voice, "According to the laws of many countries in the world, you will be prosecuted and punished extremely severely. ”

“**！ Indict? Punish? Fang Wen sneered: "When I'm afraid? Look at my face! ”

Tearing off the mask that was tightly attached to his face, Fang Wen shouted triumphantly, "Did you hear the name I reported when I chatted just now?" It's the name of the unlucky new actor, and my face is also his face. Ben Dashao, hum, will you be this mentally retarded? ”

casually 'crumpled' the mask into pieces and threw it into the garbage basket, Fang Wen proudly went to the gift box to take out a new mask, and slowly put it on his face. It's the same handsome face, the face of an emperor superstar who became famous fifteen years ago and is now internationally acclaimed.

After taking a closer look at the mirror, and didn't find anything wrong, Fang Wen ran back to the computer with a jump, and used the hacking tools provided by 'Hua' and 'Door' to forcibly connect the videos of the dozen or so little 'girl' students just now. This time, he also opened more than 30 video links of beautiful women. He muttered to himself: "Cast a big net and catch a big fish, there are always a few greedy and lustful people who take the bait, right?" ”

Clearing his throat, Fang Wen looked at the stunned beautiful 'women' in the small window on the screen, and 'revealed' an extremely 'fascinating' smile.

"Hello, good day! I'm Philip, do you all know me? Fang Wen shook his face in front of the camera a few times proudly, and said with a smile: "My little sweetheart Paul and I came to Cairo for a trip and wanted to meet a few Chinese little beautiful 'girls'." I don't know if I have this honor? ”

"Oh my God!" The dozen or so little 'girls' who had been in the video with Fang Wen just now showed a shocked look, and then their eyes lit up. The unlucky little actor Paul just now said that it may be a human impersonation, but it is impossible for two star faces to get together, right? Paul and Philip, these two big actors are 'sweetheart' relationships? Oh my God, let's record it!

The four major Wind Guards Commanders of the Wind Control Department behind Fang Wen frowned with a headache, and subconsciously took a step back, lest he might appear in the camera.

In the face of this superb Fourth Young Master, they no longer had any words. In the past month, they have followed Fang Wen around Cairo and seen too many incredible and ridiculous things. Such a 'waste' of an expensive mask with a special purpose, just to deceive the little girl in online chat, this kind of behavior is called a loser.

As the 'elven' leaders of the Wind Guardian Clan, they could not tolerate such a thing. But as the Wind Guards who have sworn loyalty to Fang Wen, they must obey Fang Wen's will, which is a mark that has been engraved at the core of their souls since childhood. This sense of contradiction makes them so uncomfortable that they want to squirt blood. The sky is above, how can there be such a superb Fang Wen in the world?

"Wow, wouldn't it? You want me ***? This one... Don't be surprised, my *** is a couple set that Sweetheart bought with me. This,*** well。。。 ”

Fang Wen's eyes rolled for a while, and he resolutely said, "Okay, *** just ***, are you not allowed to record again?" If it gets out, it will be a fatal blow to my reputation. Alas, who told me to love you so much? Which of you can come to Cairo to accompany me? ”

Standing up, Fang Wen resolutely grabbed the head of the little 'trousers' and slammed it down.

'Boom', the camera and computer in front of Fang Wen exploded to smithereens at the same time. A fierce wind 'shoots' from behind him, turning this mass of high-end electronics into electronic waste.

The 'door' of the suite opened, and his eyes were so angry that he 'twitched' into triangular eyes, and his hands and paws were bent into a strange arc like 'chicken' claws. Kneel, kneel! Too, so *** ridiculous! ”

Fang Wen raised his hands blankly, and his little brother was carrying a 'wave' in the river breeze blowing in from the window, shaking very excitedly. Fang Wen muttered to himself, "Master, I'm wearing a mask!" ”

Feng Yuan squinted his eyes, smiled and said in a harmonious voice to Fang Wen: "Little junior brother, actually... This Philip is also a peripheral member of our Wind Gate. You 'get' like this, and those who have a heart will know Philip before and after... Hehe! He is now in Berlin for the opening of a film festival, how can he come to Cairo? ”

Mr. Feng Da shouted sternly: "Don't talk nonsense, if you like ***, just kneel on the balcony naked***, and think about whether your behavior is worthy of the identity of the four young people of the wind!" ”

With a wave of his sleeve, Mr. Feng Da snorted coldly: "When you figure it out, get up when you want." Go on your knees! ”

Fang Wen's hand was raised higher and higher, he made a surrender form, and shouted with great sincerity: "Master, I figured it out, I was wrong!" I'm embarrassed by the wind 'gate'. I was wrong~~~Master~~~Woo woo woo~~~"

Fang Wen was about to swing his little brother and pounce on Mr. Fengda.

Mr. Wind's face turned green.