Chapter 307: Poor Disease!
Lao Dao patted the mud on his robe, and found that it was too much, so he didn't bother to take care of it anymore, so he simply squatted next to Zhang Yanfeng, took out a cigarette, and handed it to Zhang Yanfeng.
Zhang Yanfeng took the cigarette and slowly squatted down.
Zhang Yanfeng is not young, and Lao Dao is even older.
The two of them are like old farmers squatting on the edge of the ridges, watching the social drum drama in the countryside.
"Hoo ............"
Zhang Yanfeng is still a little difficult to accept.
"Don't panic, what Sanguan is most afraid of is distortion,
If it is broken, it is not afraid, and it can be easier to rebuild. ”
Lao Dao stretched out his hand and patted Officer Zhang's shoulder, and continued to mutter:
"But this land lord is really pitiful, he pretends to be so stupid, so that he can only live for a few episodes now."
It's still awesome, and I've been trying to live forever after crazy temptations.
has been with Zhou Ze as the boss for more than a year, and Lao Dao actually thinks that Boss Zhou is actually a very good talker, and he basically has no directly visible enemies, which is enough to show that his popularity is good.
Because all those who have enmity with him are basically dead, so there are no enemies left.
In Lao Dao's view, Boss Zhou is like Xuan Ye in "Kangxi Weifu Private Interview", he likes to pretend to be a beggar to touch porcelain everywhere, and then there is always an unlucky person who wants to step on it.
After that, the yellow robe was added, revealing his true identity, and turning over and crushing the person who stepped on him.
Get used to it,
numb,
Experienced.
Lao Dao spat out a puff of smoke rings and spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground.
"Win Gou, Drought Fish, Generals, Houqing, which one of the bosses did he pinch in his last life?"
Lao Dao counted with his hands, he didn't learn anything, he knew a lot of wild words, but he knew very little about some things recorded in ancient books, so he couldn't tell which one was recorded in ancient books and which one was fictionalized on the Internet later.
But it should be picked among these four, right?
It's awesome anyway.
"It's a zombie, right?" Zhang Yanfeng asked.
"Well, zombies."
"So, he's a zombie?"
"Well, zombies."
"Meaning, he's not human, he's a zombie?"
Lao Dao sighed and looked at Zhang Yanfeng with some pity: "Brother, listen to my brother's advice, and wait for tomorrow to take leave to rest for a while." ”
Zhang Yanfeng nodded
I really have to rest.
The two walking corpses continued to excavate, tirelessly, very quickly, having already dug through the beams of the house,
Followed by
A continuous "click" sound was heard, and the ground began to sink, and the two walking corpses also fell, and wooden thorns appeared underneath, nailing them to the top.
The head, hands, and feet were all inserted, and it was miserable.
But they didn't die, but continued to struggle, and although they couldn't break free, the pain they endured was still real.
A half-collapsed sculpture of the temple of the Lord of the Land appeared below, and even the paint on the only remaining half of the body had almost fallen off, which was enough to show how miserable this Lord of the Land was.
however
It is impossible to let him be tied up like this, because Zhou Ze does not have the slightest request for negotiation at all, his purpose is very simple, and he himself said before:
"Lord of the Land............ Delicious............"
This directly blocked the other options of the land lord except for desperately.
The temple body is here, although it is dilapidated, but the golden nest and silver nest are not as good as their own grass nest, and once the temple body is completely destroyed, then their hundred years of penance and the accumulation of not a lot of merit that is still not easy to accumulate will also be completely wasted.
meantime
If you are unlucky, you will meet a middle two dragon and tiger mountain master who goes down the mountain, and you may directly shout "for the way of heaven" to stab yourself with a peachwood sword.
This temple body, the qualification of this land, was also fought for by himself from hundreds of mountain spirits and wild monsters back then, and now, how could he give it up like this?
"The mountain is not high, but there is a fairy;
The water is not deep, there is a dragon, it is spiritual! ”
Below
There was a chant,
Followed by
The trees and vines in the surrounding area began to grow wildly, and the vines were like ropes, entangled around Zhou Ze's limbs with lightning speed.
Zhou Ze's whole person was tied up, and his feet were suspended in the air.
There were also some tiny vines with spikes on them that wanted to pierce Zhou Ze's skin and enter Zhou Ze's body, but they were completely turned away by Zhou Ze's shriveled and green skin.
He didn't move, he didn't struggle,
But the disdain in the eyes,
It's like watching a person's last performance before they die.
Then
The verdant vines around him began to quickly wither, forming a gray color, and the rattans that wrapped around Zhou Ze also turned into grass and trees and fell one after another.
Legend has it that
As soon as the drought comes out, the red land is thousands of miles!
corpse
It has its own evil spirit, its own curse, standing on the opposite side of all life, the "poor mountains and bad waters" in the sense of feng shui can produce zombies, and they are the extreme existence born from the extreme area.
Zhou Ze fell back to the ground,
Bend down,
Keep your head down,
Looking down.
"Gurgle............ Gurgle............"
The mutilated statue below began to shake, as if something was gathering momentum.
"I,
Lord of the Land,
Even if the merit is gone,
The temple collapsed,
I will never bow down to you! ”
"Bang!"
The mutilated sculpture came out of the ground, a bit like the "two kicks" that are liked to be placed during rural funerals.
however
Zhou Ze just stretched out his hand and pressed down,
Five long nails draw a wonderful arc,
The statue that was still menacing and ready to rush up just now cracked directly and finally turned into pieces and collapsed directly, and the cave below was filled with dust for a while.
The most relied on ultimate, which was dissolved in this way, and it didn't even hurt the other party's fur.
"I'm going to ............ You............ Merits and virtues............ and temple body............ What is it for? ”
A smile appeared at the corner of Zhou Ze's mouth,
yes
other
He doesn't care,
He just cares about the soul of the Lord of the Earth,
Let's call it a "divine soul".
What he needs is tonic, what he needs is the nourishment of his crippled state, and he doesn't care about the rest, and he won't care.
Leaning out a step forward, Zhou Ze fell, supported the ground with one hand, and fell steadily, around, the space was a little cramped, this really didn't look like a temple of the land lord, but like a cave where thieves hid treasures.
And
and the earth round about was a land of silver and gold.
I finally understood why this land lord was getting more and more miserable to such a point, as a land, but still obsessed with the gold and silver things in the world, such a land, if it can cultivate great merits, then it is really a hell.
A green and faint luster floated in front of Zhou Ze,
Apparently panicked.
He has no tricks anymore, to be exact, he only has these abilities, and these abilities are useless to the fierce god in front of him.
In the end,
The last plea for mercy came from the green luster:
"All the goods here are given to you, let me live!"
"Huh."
The smile on the corner of Zhou Ze's mouth was even worse,
Reach out, pick up a handful of silver coins, and prepare to throw them away;
Is he short of money?
Use money to buy me off?
Amusing.
however
When he was about to throw the silver coin in his hand,
Suddenly,
But his hand could not be released,
Grabbed the silver coin.
This............
The almost desperate green circle of light was overjoyed to see this,
Hahaha,
It seems that there is a play!
Zhou Ze grabbed his right hand with his left hand and forced his right hand to open and throw away the silver coins, but his right hand continued to hold the silver coins and did not let go.
The smile at the corner of Zhou Ze's mouth disappeared,
Instead,
It's shame and indignation,
It's anger,
is dissatisfied,
and
Anger is indisputable!
"You're ............ Short of money? ”
Zhou Ze asked.
His right hand was still clutching the silver coin.
"Money............ What's so good? ”
The right hand continued to hold on to the silver coin, unmoved.
"Money...... What's the use? ”
Right hand: "I don't listen, I don't listen to the monk's chanting!" ”
"Don't ...... Give me...... Such...... Shame on ......"
The right hand grip tightened.
Zhou Ze's breathing began to become rapid,
He remembered how he felt in the mirror of the villa a while ago,
At this moment,
He really had an impulse,
I want to punch my own head,
Shame on the world!
"Not only here, but I have others, and if you let me go, I will tell you the other two places where gold and silver are hidden.
Saying goes
Three years of Qing Governor's Mansion, 100,000 snowflakes of silver;
As the saying goes, thousands of miles for officials are only for money, although the small one is only a small piece of land, but there is also a little savings, these money and goods, are all given to you, and it is not a pearl secret investment. ”
When he heard that there were two places where gold and silver were hidden,
Zhou Ze's right hand,
The tremors were even greater.
"Roar!"
Zhou Ze let out a low roar,
Then
smashed his right fist directly into the ground, and for a while, the rock wall was broken, but when he took it back, he found that even the silver coin was deformed under the weight and turned into a silver cake, but his right hand was still holding it and not letting go!
The land lord was ready to strike while the iron was hot, and continued:
"Not only my gold and silver property, but even my status as the lord of the land can be given to you.
One piece of land is equal to one parent!
How much land is worth now,
How expensive it is,
That's why house prices are so high! ”
Zhou Ze snorted disdainfully,
Let me be the land?
"Back then,
The Yellow Emperor asked me to guard the Yellow Spring Stygian Sea, and I was not happy,
This little piece of land,
How could I ............?"
At this moment,
Zhou Ze was shocked to find that
I can't speak,
Even my body actually had the urge to nod and agree!
"............" Zhou Ze.
Overhead,
Lao Dao and Zhang Yanfeng poked their heads and looked down,
"Tsk."
The old man smashed his mouth and sighed:
"Brother, brother, I have traveled all my life and seen many incurable diseases;
But there is only one disease, and there is no cure. ”
"What is it?"
"Poor disease."
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