Chapter 104: Thanks to me, I'm an old driver
Wang Sen re-placed an order in his younger brother's taxi, "ding", and the order was received in seconds.
"Hello, my location is accurate, please press the navigation to pick me up."
"I'm sorry, brother, I accidentally grabbed the order by swiping my phone." The driver replied to Wang Sen on the platform.
"It's fine." Wang Sen returned.
"I'm in a hurry, you may have to wait a while." The driver said again.
"It's not a big problem, we can afford to wait." Wang Sen replied while saying to Luo Fatzi, "I've already grabbed the order, it's the driver's internal urgency, we have to wait for a while." “
……
Fifteen minutes later, Wang Sen replied: "Master, haven't you come yet?" “
The driver replied, "I'm sorry, I'm a little constipated." “
Wang Sen: "??? Don't bother anymore, please keep ......"
Wang Sen canceled the order with a helpless face, who knows how long it will take, maybe it will take half an hour......
The probe looked at Luo Fatzi's mobile phone, "Fatty, how about someone over there to grab the order?" ”
Luo Fatzi nodded, "Yes, Brother Sen, a master just took the order, but I canceled it." ”
Wang Sen looked strange, "Why did you cancel it?" ”
"That master is a ruthless man! He said he was going to come over and hit me......" Luo Fatzi looked fierce, "Brother Sen, you said that I didn't offend him..."
Wang Sen took Luo Fatzi's mobile phone and looked at it,
The driver wrote, "Hello, is the positioning accurate?" ”
Luo Fatzi: "Exactly, hurry up and pick me up."
Driver: "Okay, I'll come and hit you right away."
Wang Sen: "......"
"Fatty, according to my experience, this master should have made a typo...... What he should want to do is 'pick you up'......"
Luo Fatzi scratched his head and said, "Brother Sen, don't blame me for this..."
Wang Sen nodded, "I don't blame you, you are taught by the physical education teacher in both languages......"
"Okay, Brother Sen, blame me for this, I will place another order, I won't believe it..."
"Ding," Luo Fatzi said happily, "Brother Sen is here, second to second..."
"I'm accurate, don't ask, and then ask about suicide." This time, Luo Fatzi took the initiative.
After a while, the bewildered taxi driver replied, "Okay......"
"Can you hurry up, we're really... It's been a long time. Luo Fatzi urged.
"No problem, two minutes, I'll go buy a burger." The driver is back in seconds this time.
Fat Luo hesitated for a while, and muttered, "Brother Sen, this driver master is quite polite." ”
While saying in his mouth, Luo Fatzi replied, "You're welcome buddy, I won't eat." ”
"Ding, the driver has canceled the order, please place a new order."
"...," Luo Fatzi shouted, "It's canceled again, didn't I just skin it, as for it?" ……”
"Alas," Fat Luo sighed, "Brother Sen, why do you think it's so difficult for us to take a taxi?" ”
Wang Sen: "......"
Thinking about whether he relied on his physical fitness that was strengthened by the ghost system, he walked eight hundred miles at night with Luo Fatzi on his back and went straight to Jiangcheng University, but looking at Luo Fatzi's figure, Wang Sen shook silently... I can't stand it, I can't stand it......
Just as he was thinking, a taxi came from a distance in the night. Wang Sen glanced at it, a little strange, why didn't he turn on the lights on this big night?
"Brother Sen, there's a car coming!" Luo Fat Man shouted, "Great! It's better to raise your moves, and next time you won't need your brother to take a taxi. ”
The taxi drove to a stop in front of the two, and Luo Fatzi hurriedly pulled Wang Sen to sit on it.
"Wow, it's so cool," Luo Fatzi got into the car and called out comfortably, "Master, go to Jiangcheng University, do you want to drive?" ”
"Why don't you open it? I'm just about to go there," the driver's hearty voice came, "Alas, I drove from Jiangcheng Hospital just now, and the fish is too big!" ”
Luo Fatzi looked out the window, then at the sky, and wondered, "Master, the stars are sparse this month, where does the rain come from?" ”
The driver didn't seem to hear Luo Fatzi's words, and chattered to himself, "Alas, I said that you young people from Jiangcheng University like to run around at night, and you don't study hard at school." ”
"No, master, I just go out once in a while, I usually don't bother to go out at night, and I study runes until midnight!" Luo Fatzi retorted righteously.
"Then you really love to learn," the driver praised, he didn't know what the runes were, thinking it was a new discipline in the university.
"Let me tell you, a few days ago, I carried a few people at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and they were your students from Jiangcheng University hahaha."
"Two o'clock in the middle of the night?" Luo Fatzi was a little unconvinced, "No, if our students from Jiangcheng University go out in the middle of the night, it is generally within walking distance, which child still takes a taxi to the Internet café?" ……”
"Hey, it's as if my Lao Zhao lied to you," the driver, Lao Zhao, turned on the taxi driver's chatter mode and chattered.
"It's your student at Jiangcheng University, it's a man, it's good-looking, it's okay. And with two schoolgirls. ”
"What? This male classmate with two female students? Luo Fatzi was furious, "Scum, scum, excessive!" Isn't this pooping with two toilets? I don't even have a toilet for my fat man! ”
"Lao Zhao, where did they go later, forget it, you don't need to say that I also know, I must have gone to some boutique hotel." Luo Fatzi is also self-cooked, and gossip with the driver.
"That's what you guessed wrong," the driver, Lao Zhao, shook his head and lowered his voice, "The three of them went to Jiangcheng Third Hospital." ”
"What?" Luo Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and then patted his head, "I understand, I can play, I go to the hospital in the middle of the night, in that kind of stimulating environment, girls must be afraid, and they are even more dependent on this boy, and there is an extra mood." ”
"Master! No wonder there are two girls! Luo Fatzi touched his chin and nodded, "This trick has been learned, next time I will also take the girl on a date at night, and see if I can talk about girlfriends hehehe." ”
"Young man, you guessed wrong again," the driver Lao Zhao was a little proud, shook his head, and said mysteriously, "At first, I thought it was like this, but guess what?" ”
"The two girls brought by the man, their faces were pale and their eyes were glazed, and they sat quietly next to the man the whole time, without saying a word."
"I see, those three are not men! That man must be a ghost, and the two women are two female ghosts! The driver, Lao Zhao, suddenly raised his voice, and a terrifying atmosphere emerged from his words.
Luo Fatzi was stunned when he heard this, this reversal, what a red chicken! He quickly asked, "What happened?" ”
"Hey," the driver, Lao Zhao, was a little proud again, and after a pause, he continued, "It's a shame that I'm an old driver, I let them get off before they reach their destination, and I didn't even confiscate their money!" I'll tell you, the money those ghosts give is all underworld coins, and you can't ask for them! ”