"Wait, wait!" Han Cheng held Changsheng's hand and shook his head firmly, "I know you have it, I have it, and he has it too." Pointing to the bewildered little guy on the side, "We all have it." ”

"Men have it, women don't."

Changsheng blinked, "Why?" ”

"Because ......" Han Cheng felt numb, thinking that he was really idle and had nothing to do, so he had to come to tease a fool, now it's okay! See how you answer!

"Because they don't have any women!" The little guy replied honestly.

Changsheng turned his head to look at the little girl, "Why don't women have it?" So how do they pee? ”

The little guy thought for a while and said, "I don't know, maybe it's like a woman can have a baby, but a man can't." ”

"Oh." Changsheng nodded as if he didn't understand, "But I saw my daughter-in-law's butt bleeding, wasn't it cut off?" ”

Cut your sister's chirass! Han Cheng couldn't help but slander, it was Kuishui! "Did she come to Aoiui?"

Changsheng turned his head again, "What is Aoi Water?" ”

"Kwai water is Kwai water, you ask me how do I know!" Han Cheng's face was red from Changsheng's question, and he only felt that today was the most embarrassing day in his life.

And all of this was his own doing.

"I know, I know!" Seeing that the master was annoyed and angry, the little servant hurriedly stood up and said: "Women will bleed every month, that is Kwai Shui, Kwai Shui is coming, it means that women can have children!" ”

"Really?" Changsheng lowered his head and pondered, "My daughter-in-law is bleeding, so she can have a baby?" ”

"yes, yes." Han Cheng wiped his cold sweat and echoed, thinking that you have no problem now.

"But no, my daughter-in-law can't have children." Changsheng hurriedly shook his head, then grabbed Han Cheng's hand and asked him sincerely: "If my daughter-in-law gives birth to a child, will you still marry her?" ”

......: "What does it matter to me that your daughter-in-law gives birth?" Why should I marry her? Han Cheng looked frightened and tried to withdraw his hand, but Changsheng held his hand tightly.

"Will you marry her?" His eyes were full of expectation, pure and without a trace of impurities.

Han Cheng stopped struggling and asked him, "Why do you want me to marry her, what about you?" ”

Changsheng lowered his head, let go of Han Cheng, lowered his head and continued to kill the fish, pretending to be relaxed: "I'm going to die, if I die, my daughter-in-law will not marry her if she gives birth to a child." ”

"I don't want my daughter-in-law to be a widow, people will bully her."

Han Cheng was stunned for a moment, "How do you know you're going to die?" ”

"Of course I do! I almost died before! Changsheng quickly killed the fish, Han Cheng saw it and fetched a bucket of water for him, Changsheng thanked him and said, "I almost died last time, I know it." ”

Then he looked up at Han Cheng and said, "If you are about to die, you will know it." ”

Han Cheng wanted to scold his mother, but seeing that Changsheng's eyes were crystal clear, he was speechless.

"My daughter-in-law took me to see a doctor and said that I was fine, I knew that my daughter-in-law lied to me, she didn't want me to die, and she was afraid that I would be sad to know that I was going to die, so she deliberately lied to me, I know it." Changsheng said while washing the fish, and sighed at the end.

"So after I die, if you marry my daughter-in-law, you must treat her well, so that she will also treat you well!"

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