For the safety of my own life, I will never open the door.

I waited until there was no sound outside, and I relaxed, and was just about to lie down in bed when I heard a low sobbing sound from the living room.

I gently unscrewed the doorknob and opened the door a small slit, only to see Yan Yan lying on the sofa sobbing while my lovely mother just sat there watching TV and eating braised rabbit.

Seeing my sister crying, I felt very uncomfortable, probably I couldn't see that the girl's crying was the root of the disease brought from my sister.

Opening the door, I crept up to her and patted her on the shoulder.

"Don't cry, at most I won't eat rabbit meat in the future, okay?"

"Woo woo woo ~ Tutu is so cute, why do you eat it."

I really can't refute when I hear my sister's reply, I didn't see her say what she said when I ate pigs, cows, sheep, fish and shrimp or something, why did she eat it or something, but counted her eating the most.

"I don't know who ate it so deliciously." At this time, Ren Xue suddenly interjected.

"Ah~Wow~Bunny~" Yan Yan cried even more.

I gave my mom a hard look.

"She's crying like this, and you're stimulating her."

Ren Xue said disapprerovingly: "Forget it, girls crying are mostly pretending, just beat them." ”

"Smack!" I slapped Yan Yan when I heard this.

"Then I'll listen to you."

"Yan Ruyu, you dare to hit me." Yan Yan stopped doing it immediately after being beaten, and got up and chased after me.

I took a closer look, and there was not even a tear on my face, and sure enough, I still know my daughter as a mother.

Soon Yan Yan will not make a fuss, but the price paid is a blue and purple piece on my waist.

My mom grinned when she saw me in pain and slapped me on the head.

"You, you can't get used to her so old, you'll spoil her."

"I'm fine, I'll go down in two days, isn't this all taught by my parents by word and deed." I mean something.

"Shhh

As soon as I finished saying that, my mom twisted my waist again.

"It's out, even your wife dares to make it."

I hurriedly raised my hand to surrender, and repeatedly called my mother wrong, which coaxed my mother well.

I rushed to school when the break was almost over, and since I was the class leader, I naturally wanted to set an example, so I made sure I got into the classroom with a full minute left.

As soon as I came in, I found that I was the latest in the class, and Liu Xiaojie was already standing on the podium.

Just when I was thinking about whether to say hello to the teacher before class time, Liu Xiaojie said directly: "Give you a class time, and take the class cadres you selected to my office after class, and I will take the final assessment." ”

So I just took two steps back, turned back and walked to the podium, as for Liu Xiaojie, I closed the door and left the classroom directly.

"Good afternoon, students, please allow me to reintroduce myself, contemptible surname such as jade, Han nationality, gender, male and female." I paused here as I spoke.

Most of the students sitting in the classroom preparing to watch me, the new class president, perform quickly, and the corners of their mouths curled slightly.

"Temporarily serving as the class leader of the 33rd class of the first year of high school, why do you say temporary, mainly, I'm too lazy, although I was appointed as the class leader by the teacher because I was too handsome, but I also know that I am not the material for this job, and after two days, I will have a little bald teacher who thinks that I am not handsome, and it is estimated that someone will be the class leader."

"It's really a nuisance to be handsome." I said with a melancholy look.

"There are such brazen people in the world." Ma Liang made up for the knife.

Everyone in the class was immediately amused.

"Okay, I won't say much nonsense, let's hurry up and choose a class cadre, isn't this about military training right away, we need a sports committee, the requirements are very simple, they like sports, can resist and fight, and the people in their class can be the first to stand up if they are bullied, come, those who are interested raise their hands."

"Me!"

"Me!" While the others were still watching, there were already two people who raised their hands, and when I saw it, one was Ma Liang's, and the other was Kang Qiaoyue who was combing his boy's head.

"Who else wants to take on the difficult task of protecting the whole class?" I asked again, but no one else raised their hands again, and I don't know if they were thinking about competing for other positions or if they weren't interested in running for class officials.

"Okay, then, in line with the principle of ladies first, I will first invite Kang Qiaoyue to come up and talk about her election manifesto, and everyone applauded."

"Bang Bang!"

In the warm applause, Kang Qiaoyue walked onto the podium.

"Ahem!" Kang Qiaoyue cleared her throat before saying: "Hello classmates, my name is Kang Qiaoyue, I also introduced myself today, I usually like sports, play basketball or something, and I have played a lot of big and small fights, who said that women are not as good as men, choose me as the sports committee, I will cover you." Kang Qiaoyue said domineeringly.

"Wow, what a man, it's a heart-warming feeling, I choose you." A girl sitting in the second row of the classroom directly committed a nymphomaniac.

Kang Qiaoyue's sentence who said that women are inferior to men immediately led the female classmates of the class astray, looking at that posture, he was ready to directly push Kang Qiaoyue to the altar and become an excellent sports commissioner.

"I forgot to mention that I am the champion of our junior amateur sanda group." After Kang Qiaoyue finished speaking, she walked off the stage like a bag.

"Wow, that's amazing."

"It's right to pick her."

"It's strong."

……

"Okay, everyone be quiet, and now I invite Ma Liang to come to the stage to deliver his election manifesto, and everyone applauds." I shouted loudly, and the classroom fell silent.

Then there was a sparse round of applause.

Ma Liang walked to the podium with big strides and touched his head from front to back.

"Hello everyone. My name is Ma Liang, originally I wanted to run for the sports committee of our class and be the flower messenger of our class, but I didn't expect Kang Qiaoyue to be so powerful, it seems that the flower messenger will not be my turn. ”

Ma Liang paused here and then continued, "I won't say much else, eldest sister, ask for a cover." ”

Kang Qiaoyue was stunned, she didn't expect Ma Liang to quit the election directly, but she didn't think too much, just waved her hand and said: "It's easy to say, I'll cover the people in our class." ”

I glanced at Ma Liang in surprise, and then I figured it out, probably Ma Liang also saw that the classmates were basically going to choose Kang Qiaoyue, and this was bound to return to the sports committee without surpassing the big revelation of Kang Qiaoyue's youth amateur group sanda champion.

I have a good sense of Ma Liang, and I am more good at being a person.

"Is there anyone else running for the sports committee? If not, then Kang Qiaoyue is the sports committee of our class. "Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, obviously no one objected.

"Okay, then congratulations to Kang Qiaoyue for becoming the eldest sister of our class, and the glorious task of guarding class 33 will be handed over to you."

Hearing my final word, Kang Qiaoyue stood up and bowed to everyone.

In the warm applause of everyone, Kang Qiaoyue was officially appointed as the sports committee member of the 33rd class of the first year of high school.

Originally, I was going to ask each of the people competing for a class cadre to make their own campaign manifesto, and then let the students vote for their favorite class leader, but the result was not only a deviation on the part of the sports committee, but also a deviation in the selection of other class cadres.

First of all, when running for the entertainment committee, he didn't bring a campaign, and directly promoted Li Kexin, a beautiful girl who can sing and dance and play the guzheng, without grabbing, Li Kexin also said that he would work hard to live up to everyone's expectations.

When it was time to run for the study committee, everyone said that they wanted to let the first grade in the class be the school committee, and I immediately quit, because I was the first in the class, in order to prevent this from happening to me, I immediately knew that it was reasonable and emotional, and finally selected a few people who had good grades and were willing to study hard, and after everyone voted, Zhang Heng and Duan Yanyan were determined to be members of the study committee.

The labor commissioner is a drudgery and was pushed by everyone to Ma Liang, who has a bad career, and Ma Liang is still very happy to be able to mix a class cadre, but he doesn't know that this is the hardest and most tiring errand.

At this time, I suddenly thought of one thing, why don't you choose a deputy squad leader to come out, wouldn't you be able to push three, five or six, and don't care about anything?

"By the way, now that I am running for deputy squad president, I said in advance, I am relatively lazy, and I don't want to care about anything. Therefore, the elected deputy squad leader basically manages everything, and when I can retire smoothly, then this deputy squad leader should be able to be corrected, and interested students are speedy, and people who have run for class cadres before can also participate, as long as you don't feel pressured at work. After saying this, I felt that I was not far from being free from the sea of suffering.

"I won't run for office, I think Yan Ruyu's organizational skills are good." When the entertainment committee member said this, many people felt that it was very reasonable.

"I won't fight, you can do it yourself." After Ma Liang finished speaking, he booed.

Classmates, you rejected my proposal without saying a word.

I don't think this will work, and then said in embarrassment: "Since everyone thinks I have this ability, then I will definitely try my best to do a good job as the squad leader, but let's do it, because the squad leader has to take care of all the work of the class, and I can't do it alone, so let's choose another person to help me." ”

Sure enough, what I said was justified, and the classmates didn't shirk it, in fact, it was the same for me, and after the class deputy was elected, I picked the child and threw everything to him, and then the teacher was grateful for the serious style of the class deputy and finally I could retire.

Lazy people need great wisdom, there are no twists and turns, and they should suffer and be tired, which is better than being relaxed, having enough time, and doing whatever they want.

After some recommendations from the students, it was finally decided that Li Kexin, a member of the entertainment committee, would hold two positions, and the class president and entertainment committee member would be added.

So, I handed over the task of electing the remaining life committee members and the secretary of the Youth League to Li Kexin, and said in the name of doing more.

As for me, I quickly slipped to my seat and sat down, and retired after success, hiding my merit and fame.