Hand with cigarette,

Trembling slightly.

Just made a big wish,

Determined to be a good salted fish who is lazy and sleepy every day,

Who thinks,

This ambition is still hot,

But trouble, just come to the door.

The last time I went to the grave, the small street Chunlou after entering, the paper figure clone of the leper monk, plus the flower on the other side that I came back from there as a condiment.

What gave Zhou Ze the most headache was that

I haven't experienced this "feast" yet,

The owner came to the door.

Of course, if you want to talk about guilt, this is really nothing.

Boss Zhou didn't feel guilty about being a thief who stole someone else's things.

The gang arranged that small barrier to attract the nearby dead souls to pass, used them as fodder, let them feed the flowers on the other side, and tortured the dead souls who could have gone down to the Yellow Spring to hell to be reincarnated, cutting off the chance of rebirth.

This is a very damaging thing to yin morality, Zhou Ze didn't boast that he was "doing the right thing for heaven", which is already implicit, how can he feel guilty because of this incident?

"My flowers, what about the flowers?"

The old woman walked up to Zhou Ze tremblingly, reached out and grabbed Zhou Ze's shoulder, with a kind of despair and madness in her sunken eyes, shaking Zhou Ze's body desperately, shouting.

Boss Zhou has just woken up from a coma, and his body is still weak, this old woman seems to be weak, but she really has a lot of strength, and she just shook Boss Zhou almost out of breath.

"Let go!"

The white warbler immediately reached out and lifted the old woman away, and the old woman fell backwards, and then fell directly to the ground and fell unconscious.

"......" white warbler.

"......" Zhou Ze.

"Boss, is this a porcelain?" The white warbler asked.

Zhou Ze also frowned, and thought about it, shouldn't it, he and Xiao Lori had also thought about arranging the person who raised the flower on the other side of the enchantment, whether the other party was alive or dead, whether it was in the yang world or in hell, at least it should be a character with a little face, right?

Ordinary people are not qualified, let alone have such a big hand.

But this old woman who comes to collect debts is too weak, right?

The white warbler pushed,

Just fainted?

Want to make money?

Boss Zhou didn't mind spending some money or RMB to feed the other party and send him away, compared to the chain trouble that this incident might cause, Zhou Ze felt that it was completely desirable to spend money to eliminate the disaster.

After all

After realizing that his previous biggest reliance had become the biggest powder keg, Zhou Ze's mentality also changed somewhat.

used to be Teddy Zhou, who felt that he could be so awesome that he could be in the air every day,

Now it's Zhou Salted Fish.

There are a lot of pedestrians on the road, but no one has come to take a look, and everyone doesn't want to cause trouble.

This is like a "pure" man, no matter how old he is, when he passes by the door of the small shampoo room on the street, he will always pretend to be casual to see what color stockings the young lady is wearing today.

Therefore, Boss Zhou does not feel that there is anything wrong with his current mentality and attitude towards life.

Open your eyes and see,

The streets are full of hustle and bustle,

Coming and going,

It's all salted fish.

……………………

"Uh-huh............ Delicious and delicious!!! ”

"It's delicious............ It tastes good!!! ”

At the dinner table,

Zhou Ze sat leaning on a chair, and Xu Qinglang watched beside him to see which dish was missing, so he fried it again and served it again.

The old woman ate alone and called a "gobble", as if she had just been released from prison in ancient times, especially the huge greasy elbow held in her left hand,

Eating that is called a mouth full of oil.

It was a hard dish that Xu Qinglang specially prepared for Zhou Ze tonight.

Lao Dao accompanied him to drink, poured wine for the old woman, and the old woman also clinked glasses with Lao Dao from time to time, drank it all, and was heroic.

Of course

Although he looked about the same age, Lao Dao didn't like his peers, he preferred the poor women in his forties in the hair salon.

Yes, they are beginning to grow old and decrepit, according to the description of the old pervert Bai Juyi, those women who "snub the cars and horses in front of the door".

But if you patronize her and love her, she will be more grateful and serve better, unlike those young people who have good business and have a lot of locomotives.

But Lao Dao also thinks that the old woman is very kind, otherwise, you can't let Bai Yingying accompany others, right?

Although the white warbler seems to be old enough.

The old woman kept eating, eating and eating, like a starving ghost reincarnated.

The ingredients that Xu Qinglang bought back tonight to prepare a big meal for Zhou Ze basically went into the old woman's stomach, and Zhou Ze naturally didn't have anything to do at this time, so he took out the oral liquid made of the other side flower and had to eat.

"Hoo .................."

Full.

The old woman patted her round belly,

A look of satisfaction.

Then she looked at Xu Qinglang on the side, gave a thumbs up and said:

"Girl, you've cooked so well."

"............" Xu Qinglang.

Lao Xu suddenly felt that he didn't put some arsenic in his dish, which was a little unsatisfactory.

"Hehe, sister, he's a man, hahahahaha."

Lao Dao explained with a smile,

"Sister, you don't know, the first time I saw him, I almost changed the stone."

"Tsk, it's a man?" The old woman looked at Xu Qinglang carefully, nodded, and said: "It's really a handsome young man, but it's a pity, if you stay in the Qianqing Dynasty for a while, you look like you are a little student on stage, I don't know how many people you have to be fascinated by, and the fence is full of your fans." ”

The old woman opened her mouth to say "Qianqing",

This B-grid and reminiscence are really far-reaching.

This makes the old man next to him don't know how to answer, we are both old, but I was only born a year before the liberation, and at that time, please be eight feet away from the front.

"It's just that this oil and water is used too heavily, I think it is because the big pot of rice was made too much in the past, and the flowing water has been under the surface for a long time, so it naturally lacks so much fineness.

The taste is excellent, but the dishes in this world are much more delicious, regardless of your various tastes, to be honest, no matter how delicious it is, it can really eat people's tongues?

It's nothing more than a difference in the mind above and below the finesse, knowing how to cut it? ”

When Xu Qinglang heard this, he was slightly stunned, and then nodded, "I've been taught." ”

The old woman let out a breath and said with some interest:

"That's it, that's it, no matter what the food is, it's good, you come on, study hard in the future, and strive to go to the next level." At that time in the former Qing Dynasty, it seems that the chef's skills in the palace will really not be able to eat in the future. ”

"Hmm." Xu Qinglang nodded.

"When you take another step in cooking, I guess you should die, and when the time comes, you will go down to the ground and cook for me."

"............" Xu Qinglang.

Xu Qinglang's negative sentiment +999

Zhou Ze's eyes froze,

Highlight

Is it coming?

Speaking of hell,

When it comes to the other side of the flower,

It means that the identities of both parties have been torn apart, and there is no need to hide the flowers in the fog.

But Xu Qinglang can't cry or laugh, is this a compliment? Is this a reward?

"What are you doing with a sad face, you are half a bucket of occult skills, you want to change your life in this life, you can't escape from birth, old age, sickness and death.

Besides,

With a little Yin Si servant,

Have I followed the old woman, okay? ”

Saying,

The old woman also unceremoniously stretched out her hand and pointed at Zhou Ze, looking very disdainful.

But her aura at this time doesn't seem to be pretending, ordinary people don't have that kind of experience, they don't have that kind of temperament, and they can't pretend to feel this way.

"Sister...... Oh no, big sister, you're down there, and you're a big man, huh?

Hey, I've seen it a long time ago, eldest sister, you are not an ordinary person at first glance, it seems that you are a flag person, eldest sister?

I won't tell you the truth, my ancestor is also a banner man, Niu Colu clan!"

Lao Dao immediately offered his fart.

Your loyal veteran is already online.

When people are old, what they care about is nothing more than their own posterity, but the old way has no children and no daughters, so there is no need to worry about the problem of future generations, and now there is a chance to care about what happens after they die, which is a great opportunity.

"Oh?"

The old woman squinted at Lao Dao with drunken eyes, and at the same time reached out and patted Lao Dao's face,

"Is it really the flag man?"

"yes, yes."

"But when the old woman was in the Qing Dynasty, it was from the Alliance, and the meal in the palace was also the meal of a prince's house."

"............" old way.

Zhou Ze stretched out his hand and gently tapped on the table, saying, "Let's get down to business." ”

Eat and drink enough,

It's time for you to get down to business.

"Huh, down to business?" The old woman stretched, "On the other side, in your place?" ”

"Sort of."

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, so Boss Zhou simply hardened.

"Do you know who I am?" The old woman asked, gesturing to her face.

"I don't know." Zhou Ze shook his head.

At first, Zhou Ze guessed that the other party might be Meng Po, but since the other party was from the late Qing Dynasty, it should not be Meng Po.

Besides, it is unlikely that a big man like Meng Po will come to the yang world in person.

"Hehe, so I don't know what gave you courage." The old woman stood up and stretched out her hand to put it on Zhou Ze's chest, "Old woman, I want to see, where does your courage and reliance come from?" ”

The greasy hand that took the elbow and rubbed it on his chest.

Boss Zhou, who has a habit of cleanliness, was very uncomfortable and tormented, and couldn't help but reach out and open the other party's hand.

"Yo, look at it, I didn't expect this little Tongcheng to really hide the dragon and crouching tiger.

A little imp of the yin is poor, and he actually has the identity behind it. ”

The old woman took another sip of rice wine, and smiled so much that her yellow front teeth were exposed,

"But do you know that you're just the one in you who happened to be born during this time when you were unconscious, in other words, you're nothing at all.

What are you arrogant?

When a person dies, he becomes a zombie, which is also a new life from death to life.

What about you?

Not even that.

At best, it's a watchdog bolted to the door when the owner leaves home,

Wait for the master to return,

Just kill the dog and stew the soup. ”