Chapter 22: A Happy Family
As haunted houses become more and more popular, there is a constant flow of people every day, and sometimes they are almost busy until late at night. Then Lin Fang thought about whether he should recruit a few more people and expand the operation of the haunted house, such as finding some more ghosts, preferably zombies!
Lin Fang's heart is thinking about zombies, mainly because there are many ghosts of all kinds, but zombies have not seen them.
And those who have been to the haunted house several times have said that their haunted house is too monotonous, only ghosts, not some other bizarre animals, and also said that there is a haunted house in the neighboring city, not to mention all kinds of ghosts, and there are zombie fox fairies and the like, but there is no sense of reality, it feels like people pretending to be. But this person pretended to be enough, so everyone wanted to be fresh.
Hearing the words of those consumers, Lin Fang immediately summoned his son and the little Taoist Gufeng to start a meeting, the main content of the meeting was probably that they wanted to increase the number of ghosts, not to win in quantity, but at least to win in quality.
The other two heard Lin Fang's words and felt that he was whimsical.
"Boss, you're really okay! Forget about the real ghosts, you still want to get real zombies, and you're not afraid of rivers of blood. "This zombie isn't for fun! If you don't raise it well, you will die! What did he think? It's good to let yourself pretend to be pretend, why still want to get a real zombie over.
"It's not that all zombies can't communicate, some zombies with high cultivation levels have spiritual sense and communication skills. But you have to make sure that its food is in place, and it will naturally follow you. However, this kind of zombie has been cultivated to the essence, and it is difficult to find it in the crowd. The analysis of zero eggs made Lin Fang's eyes shine.
Approaching his son, Lin Fang's eyes flashed with the light of a little star.
"It's hard for ordinary people to find out, and you can't either?" Facing Lin Fang's eyes, Ling Dan was speechless.
Lin Rou, who had just floated out of the room, happened to hear the conversation between the father and son, and raised her hand to give a violent shudder, and threw it directly on Lin Fang's head, "You actually want your son to find that spiritual zombie, are you crazy!" "The mana of that zombie is comparable to that of a celestial master! What is the concept of a celestial master? It is estimated that there are only two or three of them in a huge Huaxia!
That level of zombies, he can deal with ghosts.
"Mommy, it's okay! Isn't this also for the long-term sake of our haunted house?" Zero Dan felt that it didn't matter, and stretched out his hand to let Lin Rou hug him,
Lin Rou's face softened a lot, and she stretched out her hand and hugged her son into her arms.
"By the way, I'm going to go on a long trip in a while, and you guys do me a favor and take good care of my bones. It's okay to go to cremation directly alive and put the ashes at home, just don't be discovered. Lin Rou suddenly thought of something, and opened her mouth to say something to their father and son.
"Where are you going?" Lin Rou's personality is sometimes gentle, sometimes fierce, and after a period of getting along, Lin Fang has a deep affection for her.
Every time Gu Feng saw Lin Fang's appearance towards Lin Rou, he shook his head and said that the combination of man and ghost would not be happy.
Then they were beaten by Lin Fang and Zero Egg, which is already a normal situation in their family.
"Don't worry, I'll be back anyway." Lin Rou didn't plan to tell Lin Fang what she was going to do, what she did was too dangerous. If she is not careful, she may not be able to come back, so she must not tell her son and husband.
"Then Mommy, come back early!" Ling Dan is very relieved of Lin Rou, he and Lin Rou have an electrocardiogram, as long as Lin Rou has an accident, he can feel it.
"You know, go to bed early tonight! Also, you can't go to the fox fairy! If you say it's good, it's a fox fairy, and if it's ugly, it's a fox spirit! If the haunted house is not easy to mix, it is okay to go to show people the yin and yang house, or help others exorcise ghosts, but you can't provoke zombies and fox spirits! Did you hear that? Lin Rou glared at Lin Fang with a fierce look.
This ordinary person is estimated to be half frightened to death when he hears zombies and fox fairies, and the man he likes is really not a normal man, otherwise how could he have such a terrifying idea.
"I heard it, I heard it! Everything is up to my wife! Lin Fang opened his mouth cowardly, and he liked and feared this wife in his heart.
I like it because this wife is beautiful, and I am afraid because of this uncertain temper.
"Well, that's fine, it's late today, let's go to bed early!" Lin Rou gave an order, and everyone obediently dispersed the meeting and went to sleep.
"Zero Egg, where are you going?" But Zero Egg ran directly with Gu Feng.
"Don't make light bulbs, you two work hard, and give me a sister to play with." When Lingdan's words came out, Lin Fang and Lin Rou's faces turned red, and they were speechless.
Then this kid jumped up and down and followed Gu Feng to his room, humming in his mouth, "My dad is the best, my dad dares to play ghosts." ”
Gu Feng listened to the black lines all over his head, is it really appropriate to bury his parents like this?
"Zero eggs! Can't you kid sing something like a normal kid sings! Lin Rou heard the singing of Ling Dan, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she picked up the things on the side and threw them towards her heartless son.
Zero Egg dodged neatly, turned around and stuck out his tongue at Lin Rou, "Hehe, I can't fight~"
Then he smiled and hid in the room with Gu Feng.
"Who the hell does this son look like?" Lin Rou rubbed her head with a splitting headache.
"Wife, do you want us to ...... Add a sister to Zero Egg? Lin Fang raised his eyebrows at Lin Rou.
Lin Rou was speechless, "I don't want to be reborn!" The tone was tough and non-negotiable, "And don't you know that a female ghost can only give birth to a ghost fetus once?" Still sister? Don't think about it for the rest of your life! Then, her beautiful eyes widened, she glared at Lin Fang, and walked directly through the door and entered the room.
Lin Fang was helpless, it seems that he is destined to lose his daughter in this life.
I guess I was too sad, I didn't realize that I was a person, not a ghost, and I hit the door panel as soon as I hit it.
After a loud bang, Lin Fang heard Lin Rou's faceless laughter coming from the door panel.
Hearing Lin Rou's laughter, Lin Fang followed with a smirk, stretched out his hand and unscrewed the doorknob, and then opened the door and entered the room.
"Wife~" Lin Fang shouted his wife cheaply, and pounced towards Lin Rou in the shape of a hungry wolf, and before he touched Lin Rou, his body stumbled and staggered.
This stumbling was naturally not caused by Lin Rou, but he heard a familiar voice coming from outside the room.