Chapter 161: Come on, taste this, this tonify the brain
In the morgue, Wang Sen was very satisfied with the tinkling sound that kept ringing in his head. So I decided to gather wool more enthusiastically.
After glancing at the zombie on his shoulder, a concerned expression appeared on Wang Sen's face, "Big brother zombie, what, will you be cold if you don't wear clothes?" I feel like you're a little uncivilized when you go out like this? ”
"Ding, bare-chested zombies are angry, which zombie is especially afraid of the cold, what civilization do you talk to zombies??? …… Strength +1"
"Big brother zombie, you are a zombie, why do you want to bring a gold chain, this gold chain is so thick, will it float up when you take a bath? Oh yes, I forgot that it seems like you zombies probably don't take a shower. ”
"!" The bare-chested zombie was furious, struggling and shouting to the bald middle-aged zombie, "Second brother, let me bite him to death directly, don't stop me, otherwise my brother will have nothing to do." ”
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Wang Sen smiled at the skinny tattooed zombie with a flower arm again, "Brother Zombie, where did you get this tattoo, oh, did you become a zombie tattoo?" ”
"That's right, the zombie skin is thick and hard, how can you get a tattoo." Wang Sen said to himself, "But if you get it like this, wouldn't it be that your tattoo has fallen off, and you won't have a tattoo again?" ”
"What if you go out into a fight and bite someone, and somebody rubs your tattoo with something? You know, if someone rubs it off, you won't have a tattoo anymore? It's just rubbing off a piece of faucet, and that's not good-looking. How can something so precious be exposed? Wang Sen showed a caring look for the staff.
"Ding Ding, the flower arm tattoo zombie is furious, who has ever seen a fight and take something to rub people's tattoos...... Dexterity +1"
"Second brother, don't stop me, I'm going to tear this kid apart!" The tattooed zombie screamed.
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"What, Uncle Zombie," Wang Sen finally looked at the middle-aged bald zombie.
The middle-aged bald zombie looked at Wang Sen's fiery gaze, and trembled in his heart for no reason.
"Uncle Zombie, why do you have so little hair?" Wang Sen looked at the hair on the bald zombie's head, "Could it be that he has become a zombie and lost his hair?" ”
"Dingding, bald middle-aged zombies have nothing to love, don't attack them personally, okay? Lao Tzu had this hair before he became a zombie...... Stamina +1"
"Well, I've heard that zombie nails get longer, but I haven't heard of more hair." Wang Sen sighed, "Uncle Zombie, aren't your hairs very precious?" ”
"In this case, you need to take good care of these hairs," Wang Sen looked concerned about his old friend, "By the way, in addition to delivering takeaways, I also sell shampoo part-time, which is silky smooth after use, black and shiny, and very easy to use." ”
Wang Sen shook his head while his head was full of black hair dangling in front of the bald middle-aged zombie, "Really, at the beginning you said that you wanted me to sell that shampoo, but I refused, because, you can't let me sell it, I'll sell it right away, first I want to try it, because my friends who don't want to use my shampoo will lose their hair after using it." ”
"And then every time I take a selfie, I have to add some stunts to it, and the hair is "duang", very bright and soft, so that my friends will definitely scold me when they come out, and there is no such hair at all, which proves that the one above is fake. ”
Wang Sen swore an absolute integrity, "But after I used it for a month, I found that the effect was very good, really, Uncle Zombie, look at my hair,"
Wang Sen stroked his hair stiffly, "You try, it's like this after I use it up, and it must be like this when you run out." ”
"Ding ding, bald middle-aged zombies are confused, this style of painting doesn't seem right? An outside rider recommends shampoo to a bald zombie??? …… Stamina +1"
"Dingding, the bald middle-aged zombie almost exploded on the spot, you specially recommended shampoo to a bald head, saying that after using it, the hair will be black and smooth, are you sure you are not here to mock me??? …… Stamina +1"
The bald middle-aged zombie felt that his cold body was about to spontaneously combust with anger. The takeaway guy who played with a hairy guy has been toyed with by himself until now! Don't zombies want to lose face? "Big brother, third brother, don't stop me, I'm going to bite him to death!"
The bare-shouldered zombie and the flower-arm tattooed zombie rolled their eyes at the same time, who stopped you, you stopped us just now, okay.
The three zombie brothers glanced at each other, and at the same time showed their fangs, and they were about to rush up and tear Wang Sen apart.
"Ball's Daddy!" Wang Sen shouted, "I can't escape anyway, don't eat me yet!" ”
When the three zombie brothers saw that Wang Sen seemed to be a little cowardly, they couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in their hearts, and even a little moved. It's not easy, this inexplicable takeaway guy has finally put himself in the right position and realized that he is their food!
Finally enjoying a hint of cat-and-mouse thrill, the bare-chested zombie waved his hand and motioned for the two brothers to stop.
"Scared now?" The bare-chested zombie showed his eyes and looked at Wang Sen with contempt, as if he had suddenly regained his self-confidence.
"No, I mean to say, you have eaten corpses for so long, don't you want to eat something exciting, a little heavier?" Wang Sen pointed to the takeaway he brought.
"Look, there are husband and wife lung slices, hairy blood, boiled, spicy water, barbecue chicken heart duck gizzards, and all kinds of whips." Wang Sen said as he opened the bag of takeaways.
The morgue on the second basement floor was suddenly filled with the smell of spicy hot pot and barbecue......
A viscous liquid flowed from the mouth of the bare-chested zombie, as if what the takeaway brother said made some sense, he had been eating corpses all this time, and his mouth had faded out of the bird.
The bald middle-aged zombie hesitated a little, "Big brother, third brother, can you eat it?" I don't think I've ever heard of zombies eating takeout. ”
The gray eyes of the tattooed zombie with the flower arm are about to light up, "Second brother, it's the first time we've been zombies, and we don't have much experience in this matter, and we are stiff, you see those kidneys and brains that go into the water and spend their brains, and it's no different from what we usually eat?" ”
"Okay, then try," the bald middle-aged zombie was also a little moved, gritting his teeth and finally nodding in agreement.
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Outside the hospital, Ning Dingtian and Wen Lingyu looked at the three zombie brothers in the morgue who began to eat spicy water and skewers in the morgue, and couldn't help but look at each other.
"Senior sister, this, this is also part of Senior Brother Wang's peerless love and justice?" Ning Dingtian felt that his three views were about to be subverted, could it be that the Taoist techniques he had learned before, the talisman seal, and the method of catching ghosts and destroying demons were all small ways?
After all, Wang Sen is young, he can already slash the ghost king with a sword, and he is backed by the most mysterious and ancient Wang family, and he has left an unfathomable image in Ning Dingtian's heart, is this the real powerful ancient path spell???
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Wang Sen in the morgue didn't know that Ning Dingtian had almost been shaken by the shocked Dao heart, and he was still enthusiastically persuading,
"Come on, try this, yes, yes, what you eat to make up, you eat more brain flowers, this one to make up for the brain." Take a hundred plating and read the latest chapter of "I Infinitely Brush Skill Claw Book House from the Demon Body" for the first time.