"If Lao Tzu remembers correctly, the nine-tailed lady of the demon path also has a leg with your kid, right? There are also a few mothers in the thirty-six caves and seventy-two blessed lands who have been hooked up with by you, right? and ......"

The more the mad monk said, the more outrageous it became, Gu Qingfeng really couldn't listen to it anymore, and scolded: "Get out! There's still no end, according to what you say, Lao Tzu and the mother of the Three Thousand Great Dao have a leg? Why don't you say that Lao Tzu and Nuwa Niangniang also have a leg?"

"Hey, don't say, if Nuwa Niangniang recovers, I'm afraid it will be difficult to escape the clutches of your kid, your kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp, but whenever you go to a place, you hook up with a girl, whether it's a fairy, a demon, a Buddha, or a monster, your kid is taking it all." ”

"Get out of the way!"

"Manly man, dare to act, why don't you admit it?"

"Lao Tzu hasn't done it, what do you recognize?"

"Some of the romantic deeds of your kid may be exaggerated, but, as the so-called groundlessness does not come to the wind, even if your kid has no leg with others, he has definitely hooked up, at least, your kid has flirted, do you dare to say that you have not molested others?"

"Flirting and flirting to have fun, fucking me just said that Lao Tzu has a leg with others?

"This can't be blamed Lao Tzu, who called you so famous and so romantic, you kid is good at everything, it's just that his mother likes to hook up with others such a stinky problem, you say you hook up, hook up, hook up with either the mother of this avenue or the mother of that avenue, people say that you are the biggest lover between heaven and earth, and the negative man has not wronged you at all. ”

Gu Qingfeng shrugged his shoulders and was noncommittal, because he knew very well that he did have such a problem, he liked to hook up with a girl and flirt with a girl when he had nothing to do.

But it's just hooking up, flirting and flirting, and I've never been emotional.

He has never denied that he is a promiscuous person.

No way.

Born.

I can't change it in this life.

In the past, he may still have a little bit of guilt, realized the four major states of mind, slept for 10,000 years, and was reborn after death, and to this day, there is no guilt in his heart.

Although Gu Qingfeng has not yet achieved the real emptiness of the four major realms, he has also begun to gradually change to this realm.

"By the way, old boy, there's one thing I don't know if you've heard. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Do you know why Su Wu is called the Holy Maiden?"

"Isn't it because Su Wu has been hanging pots in the heavens and ten thousand realms all these years to help the world and educate sentient beings?"

"There may be a reason for this, but it's not all because of this. ”

"What's the reason for that? It can't be Su Wu's sanctification, right?"

"Almost. ”

Gu Qingfeng frowned and asked, "Almost?"

"That's right, almost, your kid was almost sanctified back then, and Su Wan's girl was almost sanctified, speaking of which, the two of you really have a lot of similarities, a primitive original sin, a primitive catastrophe, and almost sanctified, you said that you didn't sanctify back then, there are some things that can't be put down, Lao Tzu estimates the reason why Su Yu's girl is not sanctified, I'm afraid it's the same as your kid, some things can't be put down. ”

"yes......"

Gu Qingfeng lowered his head and poured himself a drink.

"Now Su Wu is amazing, the three thousand avenues are all given three points of thin noodles, whether it is the fairy, the demon Buddha or the demon and the ghost, you have to respectfully shout a holy lady when you see it, for thousands of years, with the ancestors of the three thousand avenues have recovered, the avenues have become more and more restless, the demon road and the ghost road have also broken with the fairy road, our Buddha and the fairy road have been fighting openly and secretly, if it weren't for Su Wu's girl mediating in the middle, the avenues would have been fighting with his mother. ”

"Dadao is a right bet this time. Gu Qingfeng sighed: "Look at this situation, Su Wu is very likely to prevent the occurrence of the ancient catastrophe in the future." ”

Raising his head and pouring a glass of wine, the mad monk looked at Gu Qingfeng and said with a smile: "That's why Lao Tzu said that if you kid dares to show up, the Three Thousand Great Dao will definitely regard you kid as the number one threat." ”

"Why? Because of Sue?"

"Of course, now between heaven and earth, who doesn't know that Su Wu is infatuated with you, and your kid is the original sin, if you let Su Wu make a choice between you and the Great Avenue of the Heavens, Lao Tzu estimates that Su Wu will definitely choose you kid, and then the Great Dao will be dumbfounded, you must know that the current Su Wu is carrying the safety of the Cangsheng Avenue and the hope of this heaven and earth. ”

"In that case, then you old boy still let me go to Su Wan?"

"This avenue is indestructible, the common people are immortal, what does it have to do with Lao Tzu, not to mention which of us is with whom, if you let Lao Tzu choose between your kid and this avenue of heaven and earth, Lao Tzu will also stand on your side unconditionally." ”

"Hahahaha!"

Gu Qingfeng laughed and shook his head, pointed at the Daxing mad monk, and said with a smile: "I said Daxing, Daxing, you old boy is playing more and more routines now, and it is getting more and more fucking like that." ”

"What is this thing you kid said, Lao Tzu didn't play tricks with you, let alone talk nonsense with you. ”

"Oh, I'm afraid the reason why you asked me to go to Su Wu is not the only one, right?"

"What do you mean, why don't you understand. ”

"Pretend to be confused with me, right? As soon as you pout your ass, Lao Tzu will know what kind of shit you are going to shit, and you still play this game with Lao Tzu?"

"Gu boy, what did you misunderstand or something? ”

"Heh, it's still hard-mouthed, okay, let me ask you, if I am really with Su Wan, she is emotionally attracted to me, and I am also emotionally attached to her, and the consequences will probably not only be Su Wan's choice between me and the Avenue of Heaven and Earth, but also my choice between Su Wu and the Avenue of Heaven and Earth. ”

Gu Qingfeng said with a smile: "You just said that if you let Su Wu choose between me and the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, she will definitely choose me, let's not talk about the truth or falsehood of this, even if Su Wu really chooses me, then how can I choose between Su Wu and the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth? Do you say I will choose Su Wan or the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth?"

"With your kid's character, you will definitely choose Su Wan! ”

"Daxing, do you think that Lao Tzu has slept for 10,000 years, and his brain is a little confused, right? Do you really think that Lao Tzu doesn't know that the current Su Wu is inseparable from the Avenue of Heaven and Earth? If Lao Tzu chooses Su Wu, it is equivalent to choosing the Avenue of Heaven and Earth, so in the face of Su Wu and the Avenue of Heaven and Earth, Lao Tzu has no choice at all, if I let Su Wu live, it is to let the Heaven and Earth Avenue live, and if I want Su Wu to live with the Heaven and Earth Dao, then there is only one consequence, I must die. ”

(End of chapter)