Chapter 168: Deadpool!
There's a story about a skilled blacksmith who first built an extremely strong cage and then an equally strong lock.
Then he went into the cage he had made and carefully felt its solidity, and the lock that hung on it suddenly fell.
He was locked inside, and because his shop was relatively remote and his business was not very good, he was already dying of thirst or starvation in the cage when he was found by others.
And the current Japanese priest, like the blacksmith in the story, carefully crafted the iron cage and iron lock, and in the end, it was himself who locked it.
The priest is different from the young man who was twisted and decapitated by the white warbler just upstairs to end the pain, he is a little more advanced and a little more bearable.
Therefore,
He still has a part of sanity.
When the young man called Zhou Ze "Dad", the one was jubilant, the one was full of joy, the one was excited, and it was really a revelation of his true feelings and tear-jerking.
And when this Japanese priest shouted "Odosan", he was with great twist, shyness, shame, depression, and desire to refuse and welcome, a bit like the heroine who fell into the aphrodisiac of the bad guy in some bloody TV series.
"Odosan!"
After screaming, there was a hint of horror in the eyes of the Japanese priest, how could things have turned out like this, he had an extremely ominous premonition, and this premonition told him that the development of things had gone to an extreme more terrifying than death.
Things have come to this point, and the willows are bright, at least from Zhou Ze's point of view, this is indeed the case.
He continued to open his arms in the face of the "Odosan", he nodded lightly, and answered:
"Hey."
With echo, there is interaction, and with interaction, that impulse is even stronger!
The Japanese priest's eyes were wide open, and he couldn't control himself anymore.
"Odosan!"
"Hey."
"Odosan!"
"Hey."
"Odosan! Odosan! Odosan!! ………………”
The first time was a twist, not purely with a little dryness and labor pain.
The second time is much easier, after all, with the first primer.
After arriving, everything is easy to navigate, and the struggling person gives up struggling because he has become numb.
Zhou Ze slowly squatted down and clapped his hands at the priest, as if he was teasing the corgi at home, summoning it to run over and rub himself.
The priest staggered towards Zhou Ze, and then in front of Zhou Ze, he really lay down, his face was twitching, trembling, and subconsciously told him that he must not do this, but the impulse and closeness from the heart directly crushed his reason.
"Well, don't struggle."
Zhou Ze said softly to him.
The priest slowly closed his eyes.
He's a little resigned to his fate.
"Poof......
However, Zhou Ze did not show any follow-up warmth, and his sharp nails stabbed directly into the position of the priest's Heavenly Spirit Cover.
The priest's body began to tremble, but there was a feeling of enjoyment on his face.
Thunder, rain and dew are all Jun's grace,
This sentence is vividly interpreted in him.
Why is Bai Yingying so respectful to Zhou Ze now, in fact, it is the same reason, in the society of ordinary people, they can still shout the slogan "The prince will have a kind of Xiangning", but in the genes of other species, the subordinate obeys the superior, which is a kind of inertia in the bones, which is difficult to change and difficult to fight.
Little Lori walked to Zhou Ze's side, looking at the priest below who was being tortured while enjoying herself, she pursed her lips, and still spoke:
"Don't think about really taking in a godson? Anyway, the gap between you and nine thousand years old is not that big. ”
"I can't afford this son." Zhou Ze replied.
Yes, it seems to be a good decision to take this Japanese priest back home, even if it is not a son, even if it is a pet, it seems to be a good decision, anyway, there are many strange people in his bookstore, and it is not impossible to have another priest.
But Zhou Ze has no storage fetish, and this priest is too dangerous, Zhou Ze does not know how long this "father-son" relationship can last, and he doesn't know when this priest will be able to "wake up" on his own.
Raising a dog, yes, the dog at least knows how to be loyal, but raising a poisonous snake is a bit too much, and you may really be bitten by it one day.
The priest's body began to slowly turn black, and the black qi from Zhou Ze's fingertips was constantly instilling into his body, frantically destroying his body.
This torture lasted for about twenty seconds, and the priest did not move, and his whole body turned dark blue.
Zhou Ze withdrew his nails, but at the same time, his other hand stretched forward, and his palm clenched tightly.
"Ahh
A black soul was grabbed by Zhou Ze, it was the priest's face, with twisting and struggling and boundless anger.
Because he couldn't imagine that his final ending would be like this, in such a shameful way, he took the initiative to send it to the door and handed it to the other party by the neck, waiting for the other party's killing and execution.
This kind of ending is too aggrieved and too uncomfortable, he is really unwilling, very, very unwilling.
He still has other means, and some other secret methods, even if the situation is really critical, but he is not without a chance to escape from death.
"Warbler." Zhou Ze shouted.
"Yes, boss."
"Get some gasoline and burn his body for me."
"Okay, boss."
Zhou Ze casually took out a small stack of dark banknotes from his pocket and burned it with a lighter.
This can ensure that when you destroy your body in the community in the future, no outsiders will come to see it, and no one will inadvertently break in.
Dead money can be exchanged for money, but it can also offset trouble, similar to this usage that does nothing wrong in itself just to avoid trouble, and has been going well.
The priest's soul was still struggling in Zhou Ze's palm, and after struggling for a while, he began to plead again.
This kind of character, even if he is dead, his soul is somewhat different from that of ordinary people.
Zhou Ze didn't pay attention to him and kept him.
The white warbler found gasoline, put it on the ground, and then walked out silently again.
After a while, the white warbler walked back again, she came over with a barbecue grill on her shoulder, and placed the barbecue grill on the side.
Zhou Ze was stunned,
Little Lori was also stunned,
Zhou Ze pointed to the barbecue grill and asked:
"What does that mean?"
Bai Yingying was a little dazed, looked up and asked Zhou Ze: "Boss, didn't you barbecue him?" ”
"Do you like this?" Zhou Ze pointed to the corpse of the Japanese priest on the side.
Bai Yingying shook her head, "Boss, didn't you say you wanted bibimbap?" ”
As she spoke, the white warbler also took out a pocket from the side.
"I even bought rice."
"............" Zhou Ze.
Little Lori laughed out loud beside her.
Zhou Ze really wanted to stroke Bai Yingying's head, and asked her softly if she did it on purpose.
But he still gave up, because Bai Yingying is really the kind of person who may take the "exaggerated metaphor" under his anger seriously.
At least, there's no reason to blame her for it.
"I still have the second half of the sentence to finish." Zhou Ze said.
"What?" White warbler.
"I'm going to take his ashes and eat it for my warbler for supper."
The expression on Bai Yingying's face suddenly became wonderful.
"Burn it first, and then find a public toilet and throw away the ashes." Zhou Ze doesn't tease female zombies anymore.
can't blame Zhou Ze for attaching so much importance to the matter of ashes, because ordinary people can't experience the kind of thing where their ashes are stolen and then go to the thief for revenge.
So, let's do something special, since you stole my ashes, then I will also take revenge on your ashes, and report it back.
Bai Yingying began to pour gasoline on the priest's body, and the priest's soul was in a hurry at this time, but Zhou Ze just let him watch from the side.
"Boss, I'll light the fire."
Zhou Ze nodded.
The white warbler lit the fire, and the priest's body began to burn, and for a while, the smell of roasted meat came from here.
There was a sense of despair in the priest's soul.
However, burning and burning, Zhou Ze suddenly noticed that something was wrong and took a step forward.
Bai Yingying also showed a shocked voice, because she saw the corpse in the fire actually sat up slowly.
"Boss, does this happen when the body is burned?" The white warbler asked Zhou Ze.
Why ask Zhou Ze?
Because Zhou Ze has experience.
In fact, theoretically speaking, the sudden shaking of the body or the sudden sitting up when the body is burned can also be explained by science.
Zhou Ze didn't have time to explain,
Because soon there will be no need to do any scientific explanations.
The corpse didn't just sit up,
He meowed and stood up.
Come, pen to you,
How else can this be explained?
In the flames, the corpse came out, he still had flames on his body, and it continued to burn, his clothes had long since been burned, and his skin had long since become miserable.
But he walked out anyway, his eyes were always closed, even though his whole face was already bloody and pitted, but when he stepped out of the firelight, he slowly opened his eyes.
In the eye sockets,
Empty space,
But soon, two green circles of light emerged, with a peculiar luster.
I don't know why, when this guy came out, Zhou Ze and him had a feeling of heart-to-heart connection, as if this guy was another self, without the slightest impurity, very pure.
"Forehead ............"
He opened his mouth,
But he couldn't speak.
The priest's soul held in Zhou Ze's palm was very excited at this time, he succeeded, his research actually succeeded in such an erroneous way at this time!
however
But Zhou Ze lifted him up,
And then
Let go of your hand.
The priest was stunned for a moment,
How was you set free?
"Forehead ............"
But in the next moment,
The corpse suddenly moved, and he opened his mouth, revealing black fangs inside, and bit directly at the priest's soul, and then tore frantically.
Before the priest could even scream, his own corpse was torn apart in a very brutal way!
After doing this,
The corpse raised its head again and looked at Zhou Ze,
The two of them looked at each other like this;
And then
The corpse bent silently,
One knee,
Kneeled down.