Once, after class, everyone was sitting in the pavilion, bored, and one of them proposed a competition. said that whoever memorized the first two pages of "Wen Yi Chapter" written by Old Man Wei first would win.

No one agreed to this proposal, because no one would be full enough to memorize Old Man Wei's "Wen Yi Chapter". Even if it's only the first two, I don't want to take a look at it.

Later, it was suggested that there was nothing fun in light than nothing, so it was better to raise the stakes.

If anyone can win, then everyone should call the ancestor of the first place for seven days, how about it.

One of the tall ones said, "That's it, you all know that I'm good at martial arts, but not in literature." So I'll be the referee, and you'll have no opinion. ”

"No Comments"

Everyone said in unison

Everyone agreed, and some were even gearing up to put the book in their hands.

"Okay, let's go!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone opened the book and began to memorize.

The man who proposed to be the referee put his hands behind his back, looked left and right. I found that there were a few fast ones, so I said

"Now someone has memorized half of the first page, and someone else has to turn the page. The rest of the people are hurrying. ”

After finishing speaking, I looked at myself and found that there was one person who was different from them.

That's Yelan, everyone else is reading the next paragraph after memorizing one paragraph at a time. And Yelan is different, she finished one page at a glance, and then turned the page to the next. In the eyes of that man, it was a complete mess.

walked over and asked, "That little uncle, did you carry it like this?" ”

"Well, I got it."

This tone meant not to believe, but Yelan really replied that he had memorized it.

After saying that, everyone looked at her and said

"How is it possible, Uncle Junior, don't lie."

"Don't believe it, unless you prove it to us."

"Well, yes."

Yelan put the book down and said slowly

"Okay, I'll recite it to you to know that I didn't lie to you again."

After that, start memorizing.

At first, everyone didn't believe it, but then Yelan was reciting faster and faster.

They all took the books and read them one by one, and sometimes they didn't read as fast as Yelan memorized.

After reciting it, Yelan also said lightly

"It's so easy, just watch it once."

After successfully hitting everyone, he muttered:

"If it weren't for the bet, I wouldn't be too lazy to memorize these meaningless books, and I hate endorsing and writing the most."

When they heard this, they regretted it. I knew that this would not be comparable.

But I was still willing to gamble and shout

"Ancestor is good!"

"Well, good. Come to your ancestors and give you candy."

Yelan smiled and took out a handful of candy from his pocket and distributed them to everyone one by one.

Because they were all sitting, Yelan who was standing was taller than all of them.

Divide a piece of candy and touch your head, as if it is really like an old man taking candy to his grandson to eat, and then touching the top of his head lovingly.

This realization startled everyone, after dividing the sugar. Yelan also took one for herself after reading it, and said

"Eat, it's delicious."

The referee looked at it and said

"Hey, I want it too."

The others heard the collective crusade against him

"This is what our ancestors gave us, why do you want it."

"You didn't call your ancestor, what do you want?"

The man heard this and cheekily screamed

"Ancestors are good."

"Oh good," he said, handing him a piece of candy.

The man looked at them triumphantly, and the others looked at him and gave him a blank look. It's really proud to be regarded as a grandson, and it's stupid.

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One by one, they craned their necks to look.

Yelan said innocently: "What's the matter, is there any problem?" ”

"Questions? There's a big question, tell me what you're writing about!"

Old man Wei said angrily, afraid that he would turn his back on him angrily, so he took a sip of water and asked the little girl to give her what Yelan had written.

Ma Zhicheng glanced at it, and when he saw it, he laughed out loud, and the others asked, "Hey, what did you see, tell me about it." ”

And Ma Zhicheng finally restrained himself, and laughed again when he saw Old Man Wei's face.

"Hahahaha"

"Stop laughing, talk about it."

Ma Zhicheng waved his hand and laughed uncontrollably.

Yelan took it and read it out

"There is drowsiness in the front, and laziness in the back. In desperation, I made this decision. My method - immovable as a mountain, white as snow. ”

After reading it, Wangchen looked at her, and didn't expect that what she wrote was this.

Everyone laughed, and it was very noisy. Even the little guy was laughing, and Old Man Wei yelled at them

"What to laugh at, what's so funny."

glanced at the little guy, and the little guy couldn't help but laugh.

After the old man Wei turned around, he was really hard, and even his shoulders were trembling.

"Hahahaha"

"That's enough, don't laugh." Yelan shouted to stop their laughter.

Probably Old Man Wei was really angry, and he was panting when he spoke.

"I, I asked you to write the "Etiquette Chapter", you, what did you write this!"

"Explain, do you still have to ask me the reason when I hand over the blank paper, it wastes your time and wastes my tongue, how cost-effective. Besides, didn't I write the reason on a piece of paper and didn't hand over a blank piece of paper, why are you so angry? It's not cost-effective to get angry, isn't it? ”

Yelan blinked her smart eyes after finishing speaking, and her words were not leaking.

This statement is a set of words, and Old Man Wei can't find any loopholes at all.

Feelings this is still my fault, me, me.

"Well, let me ask you, you are both sleepy and lazy. So why do you still have to come to class? ”

"This, this."

- I can't just say that I was forced.

"You're afraid that I'll be angry, so why don't you write? Don't I get angry if you write a reason? ”

Yelan was speechless when he said this

"I never thought about it"

After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter again.

"You, you get out of here!" Holding a ring ruler in his hand, he pointed to Yelan and said.

"Oh, don't be so angry, take it easy."

Yelan persuaded

"You!"

He took the ring ruler in his hand and threw it over.

Yelan hid, hid outside the window and said

"Hey, okay, okay, I'll get out, I'll get out. Isn't it just getting out, the contemptible person is the best. ”

Seeing what the old man Wei had taken again, he hurriedly jumped out of the window.

The angry old man Wei slammed the things in his hand on the table, and Yelan's action stunned everyone.

Of course, not including Forget Chen, he just glanced at the direction in which Yelan jumped out, and then retracted his gaze.

After class, they went to the pavilion where they often played. Ye Lan was found holding a book and sitting there sleeping with his face on it.

Before they could walk over, they saw Yelan lift the book and look at them with a smile.

Ma Zhicheng took the lead and said: "Boss, it's still your cow." If you let you go, you really got out, you don't even know that the old man Wei who is so angry that you almost didn't catch his breath. ”

Yelan knocked him with a book and said, "It's not big or small, it's called ancestor." ”

"It's the ancestor."

A crowd laughed, and one said

"Don't you know, when the ancestor was in the palace school, it was the master who was often angry that told her to get out."

"Really?"

They all looked at Yelan with admiration, it turned out that this was not the first time, no wonder the technique of turning the window was so skilled.

Xie Lincheng said: "That ancestor, you are happy now, but the old man Wei said that you should copy the "Etiquette Chapter" twice neatly. And tomorrow he's going to check it, and he's even going to have to pull his back. ”

Yelan stood up and said in shock, "What! One time is enough for me, and I copy it twice. Don't copy, resolutely don't copy. ”