Chapter 9: Exposed?
"Guo Zi, eat slowly!" The security officer Xiao Wang looked at Guo Yiyi, who was gobbling up, and couldn't help but feel worried. Eat a hot pot, nine plates of beef, and a table of miscellaneous dishes, all into this guy's mouth, Xiao Wang didn't taste a bite at all.
Is this guy a pig? Oh, no, he's a pig.
I don't know if this month's bonus is enough to pay for food, and Officer Xiao Wang is about to be depressed.
"Uh-huh! Fragrant! Guo Yiyi didn't even raise his head, so he almost stuck his head into the hot pot.
Mom, I can finally eat! If I don't eat this meal, I won't go back.
I haven't eaten for a week, but this time I got to eat, Guo Yiyi's stomach was full of firepower, and the veal was rolled into the stomach and digested without a trace.
Potato chips, lettuce leaves, radish cubes, this thing is also embarrassed to be called a vegetable? entered Guo Yiyi's stomach, and it didn't play a role in any food at all.
10th plate of beef, 11th plate......
Finally, when he finished eating the fifteenth plate of beef, Guo Yiyi stopped his bottomless mouth one by one.
Officer Xiao Wang's hands were almost about to wipe his face off.
"Uh, what? Why don't you eat some? Guo Yiyi finally felt embarrassed and smiled wryly.
You've eaten all of it, and I'm still going to eat a yarn? Officer Xiao Wang was about to explode.
"You really don't want to eat it? What's that? It's a waste of soup if it's thrown away. Or I'll fix it. Guo Yiyi picked up the hot pot with a smile and drank all the soup in the hot pot in one go.
"Okay, you're amazing, little brother is willing to bow down." Xiao Wang arched his hand, turned around and left.
"Hey, hey, wait, wait for me?" Guo Yi wiped his mouth one by one and hurriedly chased out. Just kidding, such a meal, to say the least, it will cost 1,800, if Xiao Wang runs away, Guo Yiyi will not cry to death?
……
Xiao Wang had a cigarette in his mouth, and the cigarette butt was scary with a flash. Guo Yiyi held his hands behind his back and looked innocent.
The hot pot just now cost a total of 1,156 yuan, and the boss looked at Xiao Wang, whose face was as black as the bottom of the pot, so he generously waived the fraction of 56 yuan.
My bonus! Xiao Wang thought sadly, I don't know if Chief Qin will reimburse him?
"Guo Zi, did you see that person when you went that day?" Xiao Wang took a hard puff of cigarette and coughed hard.
Cigarettes are really not a good thing, they cost money and choke people.
"Who are you seeing?" Guo Yiyi is pretending to be sloppy.
"Who else can there be, Golden Swordsman!" Xiao Wang glared at Guo Yiyi viciously.
"No! When I got there, I saw my son, and who cares about anyone else? "What Guo Yiyi said is absolutely the truth.
Of course, the Bull Demon King is not a golden swordsman, and Guo Yiyi has no ability, and he is no longer a golden swordsman. Besides, I can't see myself!
"Alas! If not, forget it. Xiao Wang threw the cigarette butt to the ground in a huff.
Worried! Chief Qin spoke, and the identity of Jin Jianxia himself must be verified within ten days, or all the performances of this month will be finished.
Just what are you talking about with a bunch of eight women? Xiao Wang wanted to call himself a mouthful.
"What's wrong? Did the Golden Swordsman commit a crime? Guo Yiyi asked cautiously.
"It's nothing, it's just curiosity...... I'm just curious. Xiao Wang waved his hand.
"Hey! The two of you over there, stop! Littering cigarette butts is subject to a fine of 10 yuan. An old lady in a red armband trotted over.
Yes! Oops! Xiao Wang quickly picked up the cigarette butt, turned around and ran.
Guo Yiyi was shocked, this kid is still a security officer, why do you just run? Is there any quality?
The old lady grabbed Guo Yiyi: "He ran away, you can't run." ”
"What am I running? I didn't smoke again. Guo Yiyi looked at the old lady strangely.
"You two are in a group, he ran away, you pay the fine for him."
"Who is with him, that kid owes me 600,000 yuan, and now I finally caught him, and I was scared away by you. How do you say you can compensate me? Guo Yiyi suddenly jumped to his feet and shouted.
"Don't talk nonsense, he owes you money, and the evidence comes out." The old lady chuckled, and wanted to coax the old lady to me, my old lady eats more salt than you eat as a young man.
"Proof, huh? Let go, I'll dig it for you. Guo Yiyi pointed to the old lady's hand.
"Dig it out! I still don't believe it, what proof do you have? The old lady let go of her hand very much, indicating that I have seen too much of your tricks.
As soon as the old lady let go, Guo Yiyi immediately lied to her.
With his physique far beyond ordinary people, he doesn't look fat or thin on the surface, but he is not much different from a bear on the road, and the road is slamming, and it is so fast that the old lady can't catch up.
"Hey, what are you ...... man," the old lady cried out angrily. What about the little bit of trust between people?
……
As he ran, Guo Yiyi seemed to notice that something didn't seem right with his body.
Why do you sink more and more when you run? I think running four or five kilometers should be like playing.
How far has it been now? A little more than three kilometers at most?
And the joints of the body are getting more and more astringent, as if it is an old machine that has not been touched for more than ten years. And between the joints, there seemed to be something inexplicable constantly emerging, sticking to each of his joints.
It's not that I'm tired, it's that every time my body makes a movement, it makes a loud "crunch" sound.
Passers-by on both sides looked sideways, but could not find the source of the sound.
Who is this? I can gnaw on a sugarcane so hard, I'm hungry for it.
Anyway, I'll go to the supermarket and buy two in a while.
"Crunch Crunch"
The sound continued, the muscles of Guo Yiyi's whole body were tense, the bones were almost broken by the powerful force, and the whole body seemed to stiffen into an old log. There was more and more sticky stuff, almost clogging his joints.
No, it has to stop. Guo Yiyi warned himself in his heart. It hurts so much, the pain that can be felt from the entire bone crack, if it doesn't stop, Guo Yiyi will die of pain.
But another voice in his heart was shouting, and the old lady would catch up as soon as he stopped.
Do you want to pay a fine?
No, never!
Guo Yiyi touched the twelve yuan in his pocket one by one, and then thought about the pocket money saved by the mobile phone payment, and suddenly a powerful flood force suddenly erupted in his body, forcibly driving his body up.
"Crunch...... After running for a few hundred meters, Guo Yiyi's joints became more and more astringent, and the stickiness no longer existed, but turned into two pieces of sandpaper rubbing against each other. He was already imagining the bones of bone powder floating after the joints rubbed.
What's going on? Am I already getting old?
"Click" Guo Yiyi finally stopped, like an engine with its gears bitten to death.
At this time, Guo Yiyi couldn't even twist his neck, leaving only two eyeballs rolling in his bones.
"Mom, why is this uncle still motionless?" The children passing by asked their mothers strangely.
"Oh, is this a person? Looks like a sculpture, right? Mom glanced at Guo Yiyi, who maintained a running posture, and touched it curiously.
"Hey, it's not a sculpture, it's a real person. Performance art, right? What a dedication! Mom exclaimed. put a dollar in front of Guo Yiyi.
Feed! I'm not a beggar, I'm just stiff.
Guo Yiyi's eyes were desperately rolling, and he couldn't even move his eyelids.
The crowd in the vicinity saw it and donated generously. In a few moments, a small pile of coins of different denominations was placed on the ground.
But Guo Yiyi still didn't move.
And the good thing is betting on how long this guy who does street performance art can hold out without moving.
I'm not really doing this, I'm just ......
"Young man, why don't you run away? My old lady didn't cover it either. The old lady in the red armband panted after her. Dancing square dances every night still has a role, these three or four kilometers have been chased over, and they are about to catch up with Guo Yiyi.
"Run, run! If I don't run, my ten dollars will be gone! Guo Yiyi was screaming in his heart, and his stiff joints were trembling. At that moment, it was as if the dead branches made a "squeak" sound.
Guo Yiyi's joints finally loosened a little, and his body moved with difficulty. The sandpaper began to grind again, but instead of powder, it was an unprecedented sense of air.
Is this true anger? Guo Yiyi is ecstatic, I have true qi again?
Although the feeling of this qi is completely different from the previous true qi, the true qi is the true qi, even if the feeling is different, as long as it can be used.
But before he could rejoice, the feeling of anger quickly dissipated around his joints.
The dantian was still empty, and there was nothing.
What's going on with this what he meows? Guo Yiyi is about to go crazy.
……
Xiao Wang secretly looked behind and saw that the old lady and Guo Yiyi did not chase after him, so he took out his mobile phone and pulled out a number.
"Subject Five, for the report, has not identified itself as related to the Golden Swordsman, and has not found any anomalies. In addition, the fifth target ate a very large amount of food today, according to his own words, he had eaten a bad stomach before, and the doctor told him to fast for a week......"
"Hmmm! You continue to follow up, and I'll investigate on the fifth. If there are any special circumstances, report them immediately. ”
"Yes! In addition, leader, can you ...... the money for this meal today," Xiao Wang said with a smile.
"Yes." There was a pause on the phone, and he said: "But for the incident of you not doing your job properly during work hours, chatting and leaking secrets, after the study of the leading group, ......"
"Don't, leader, how can the unit reimburse the food money today. It was just a private party between me and my friends. Xiao Wang wiped the cold sweat on his head, "Besides, serving the people is the duty of our security officers, and it is our unshirkable responsibility." Doing things for the masses, I am glorious, I am proud! So please don't reimburse the cost of the meal. ”
"Well, the young man has a good sense, come on!"
"Yes, yes."
The phone on the other side of the phone hung up, Xiao Wang had a bitter face, and his heart was cold.
The mouth is sick! Gotta be cured!