Chapter 23: Pretending to be forced can't save the world

"Of course it's strength!"

Mo Ming glanced at his father strangely, is this father drinking too much water from the Ganges River, is his brain not good?

If bragging can solve the enemy, then he is already the number one martial god in the heavenly court now!

"Early in the morning, don't joke with me!"

The word "fart" in capital letters on his father's face, who did this kid learn from, and bragged at this dinner table early in the morning:

"Ordinary cultivators of the Blood Realm Double Heaven will not be able to reach the Fourth Heaven until a year and a half later, so with your strength, where did you get your strength?"

"You said it yourself, that's for ordinary people, a genius like me, who has the talent to break through the sky, and if he cultivates casually for a few days, he can kill those little wastes who move the Blood Realm Four Heavens in seconds!"

In fact, Mo Ming didn't even have "a few days", he went from eating the Enlightenment Tea True Phoenix Egg, to breaking through the third realm of blood transfer, and then beating those little gangsters yesterday, that is, one day.

But he couldn't say this, because he was afraid that his father would be scared to death.

Actually, this matter is nothing to Mo Ming himself, after all, he is an immortal who has cultivated for nearly 40 million years, and it is too normal to quickly improve his cultivation in a short period of time, beat someone, pretend to be a coerc, and play a hooligan or something.

But for mortals like his father and his stepmother, Mo Ming is bragging!

"Tsk, I said you kid, you're addicted to bragging, right? Don't fight with Lao Tzu here, hurry up and tell Lao Tzu the truth!"

"I ...... I'm not bragging, to tell you the truth, I just used my strength to kill my opponent in seconds!"

Mo Ming is a little helpless, why is it that no one believes the truth, he has to be forced to tell a lie, right? He actually framed him for bragging, is he Mo Ming that kind of person?

"You ......"

His father pointed at Mo Ming, stunned for a long time and didn't know what to say.

This kid brags like he's real, and he really wants to give this baby a big mouth.

However, thinking about it, he still didn't do anything, he turned to Yan Ningxue and said:

"Xue, tomorrow you go and bring the best doctor in the city and show this child, I think this child may have been hit in the head. ”

Yan Ningxue glanced at Mo Ming with a strange look in her eyes and nodded.

In fact, she also thinks that Mo Ming may have a mental problem, after all, how can a normal person brag about being so serious?

But when they said this, Mo Ming was not happy:

"What do you mean? You say I'm sick in the head, don't you tell you, this is also in the mortal realm, I let you, if this is in the heavenly court, you don't know how many times I knocked me to death!"

As soon as these words came out, his father was even more calm:

"It's over, it's over, this kid can't tell the difference between reality and hallucination, just treat Mao Zhi, hurry up and notify the funeral team to prepare for him!"

That's what you say, Nyima......

Mo Ming has lived for nearly 40 million years, and he has never served anyone, so he will serve this father!

He felt that the IQ of these mortal people was completely different from his own, and it was completely futile to debate with such people!

Because they will lower their IQ to the same height as them, and then beat themselves with their vast experience!

"No more!"

As soon as the chopsticks "snapped", Mo Ming's face was black, and he stood up and left!

Grandma's, still prepare for Lao Tzu's funeral, if it weren't for the fact that you are Lao Tzu's current father, Lao Tzu would call King Qin Guang now!

As soon as he got out of his parents' yard, Mo Ming took out his iPhone 8, dialed a number in the stunned gaze of the people on the side of the road, and shouted angrily:

"Hey, Jade Emperor, you hurry up and let me go back, I can't stay in this mortal realm anymore!"

"Yo, isn't this our Momin baby?Why are you so angry, who made you angry?" came the clear voice of the Jade Emperor on the other end of the phone.

"Who else but these mortals?!Especially this Mo Ming Dad, who is talking too much!"

"What did he say?"

"He said I had a brain disease, and he said that I couldn't be cured anymore and could wait at home to die!"

Hearing Mo Ming's complaints, the Jade Emperor on the other end of the phone was silent, and after a long time, he heard him say:

"Actually, we all think the same way......"

“......”

Mo Ming was speechless at that time, he was desperate, he hung up the phone silently, what could he say? What else could he say? Is the world swollen? Is he crazy, or is the world crazy?

He is deeply aware that pretending to be forced can no longer save the world!

However, he still has to continue to pretend to be ......

Life is endless, pretending to be forced, as for this world, let it go crazy!

Yunzhou is the largest city within a radius of hundreds of miles, and it is also the economic center of this region.

Yunzhou City is also the concentration of cultivators in this area.

What Mo Ming has to do now is to find a teammate who can 1v5 and take him to the score.

The Three Thousand Devil Peak is not a good place, all kinds of fierce beasts and spirits emerge in an endless stream, and there is a certain strange energy shrouded, which can be described as "dangerous mountains and bad waters" and "barren land".

If it was Mo Ming before, he would go to the special Three Thousand Devil Peak, and directly step on it, but not now, it is not enough to have good equipment, he still needs to find another backer to go with.

However, as soon as Mo Ming stepped out of the door of the Yan family, seven or eight thirteen or fourteen-year-old boys outside the door pounced:

"Mo Xiaoming, did you really go to Yangliupo? You actually came back alive! When Yan Shaoan told us, we didn't believe it!"

"Mo Xiaoming, you are awesome! I will obey you, and you will be the leader of our awesome gang in the future!"

"That's it, that's it, you'll be a great brother in the future!"

......

Mo Ming was taken aback by these bear children, this look ......

Hehe, it's all "acquaintances".

At the beginning, it was these bear children who pushed "Mo Ming" to go to that Yangliupo, so that "Mo Ming" was buried in it, and he suffered a crime in vain.

Originally, Mo Ming was angry, but when he saw these little gentlemen again, where could he have a good face? Directly kicked out the few little gentlemen who rushed over, pointed at them and scolded:

", don't you see that Lao Tzu is angry, don't bother Lao Tzu! What a gang, I see that you are all eagles burping and chickens eating too much!, all of them get out of the way for Lao Tzu!"

Damn, every time I listen to this "gang", Mo Ming has an urge to laugh, and let him be the gang leader, if he becomes this gang leader, he won't have to mix in this mortal world in the future.

Mo Ming walked out without looking back, leaving only the little ones with a hurt expression.

They actually regretted that they had asked Mo Ming to go to Yangliupo in the first place, so they came as soon as Yan Shaoan told them that Mo Ming came back safely.

In order to make up for Mo Ming, they also specially discussed to let Mo Ming be the "first brother" of their awesome gang, but they didn't expect Mo Ming to be so popular, and when he came up, he scolded several people.

Although they also knew that it was their own fault, they were so depressed that they were depressed to death at the thought of seven or eight of them hitting the muzzle of the gun in a group.

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According to the original memory of this body, in Sanyang Street, east of Yunzhou City, there is a place dedicated to "selling services".

For example, if anyone has the ability to enter the Three Thousand Devil Peak and wants to make some extra money or something, they can go there first and hang up their own services: can ensure that people enter the Three Thousand Devil Peak safely or something......

At this time, if Mo Ming also wants to go, he can go there directly and pay the corresponding price in exchange for this service.

To put it bluntly, it's about spending money to buy services!

Sanyang Street belongs to the new urban area of Yunzhou City, named after the three poplar trees that are said to have lived for more than 300 years.

The wide street side buildings are numerous, restaurants, inns, shops, medicine pavilions have everything, people come and go on the street, the sound of selling, shouting, bargaining, staggered and noisy, showing a lively atmosphere.

And at the corner of the street, there is a very elegantly decorated pavilion, except that early in the morning, it is already boiling, there are people in and out, and it seems that it is no different from the inn in the street market.

However, when Mo Ming saw the signboard hanging on the door of this store, Mo Ming was shocked!