Chapter 72: The pen fairy who can't answer a single question
After a long while, the cheerful pen fairy who felt free stopped.
I didn't expect to be a pen fairy who likes graffiti, a six-year-old child? Wang Sen reluctantly changed a blank piece of paper.
Liu Nana and Liu Xiaoli were speechless, it seems that you were holding the pen just now, right? Even when we stand on the side and look at the trembling appearance of the pen, we can feel the pen fairy's desire, okay?
After Wang Sen changed a piece of paper, he looked at the pencil standing upright on the white paper with a serious face, "Okay, pen fairy, now I'm going to start asking questions, the first one is a very serious question." ”
"Pen Fairy, Pen Fairy, am I the most handsome man in the world?"
Liu Nana and the others originally pricked up their ears to hear what Wang Sen was going to ask, so serious.
Hearing Wang Sen ask this question, the corners of Liu Xiaoli's mouth twitched. This isn't the magic mirror, it's the pen fairy, okay? And you look in the mirror and don't have any points in your heart?
Bixian was also stunned, it seemed that this was the first time someone had summoned him to ask this question.
With a shudder, the pen fairy moved on the white paper. I had just finished drawing a line with a fork, when suddenly, a large hand grabbed the body of the pen.
A huge and irresistible force came from the pen, Wang Sen grabbed the 2B pencil and drew a big circle along the fork that the pen fairy had just drawn.
It's so humiliating, the pen fairy shouted in his heart, others were not frightened and cowered when they saw me, and today I actually met a madman who grabbed me to write......
Liu Nana and Liu Xiaoli were speechless for a while when they saw that the cross that the pen fairy was going to write was changed into a circle by Wang Sen, this is okay?!
Wang Sen looked at the big circle drawn by the pen fairy and nodded with satisfaction, "Very good, very good, it seems that this pen fairy is very honest, I think his answer is very reliable." ”
"Dingding, the pen fairy feels humiliated, and says that he has never seen such a brazen person, intelligence +1"
"Okay, I'm happy with your answer, and I'm going to ask a second question. Pen fairy, please listen to the question. ”
"It takes 10 hours for an empty pool to be filled, and it takes 15 hours for a full pool to be empty, how long does it take to fill it up while filling it up?"
Liu Nana: "......"
Liu Xiaoli: "......"
Pen Fairy: "⊙_⊙"
"What? Can't answer such a simple question? What kind of pen fairy are you? It can't be a fake, right??? ”
Wang Sen shook his head dissatisfiedly, "Forget it, I'll ask you a simple question." ”
"Since you don't understand mathematics, this time I'll ask a sports class, IG finally won the championship in S8, so when will the Huaxia Keju team, which is also concerned by everyone, win the World Cup?"
Pen Fairy: "⊙_⊙" is this too difficult, right, can this be answered??
"What? Don't know? Wang Sen frowned, "This time it's an anime, how many brothers and sisters does Ultraman Ace have?" ”
Pen Fairy: "⊙_⊙" is out of the program, right? How do I know how many siblings Ultraman Ace has? Don't Ultraman all look the same? I can't even figure out which one is Ace......
"Wouldn't it? Don't know? You didn't study hard in the pen fairy school, and skipped class to play games, right? Wang Sen was heartbroken.
"Forget it, I'm asking you a simple one, this time it's a question about movies. Excuse me, who is Thanos' bully? ”
Pen Fairy: "⊙_⊙" This is a scoring question? This is a proposition, isn't it??? Thanos is a bully, does he still have a bully?
Liu Nana and Liu Xiaoli were already numb, they looked at Wang Sen playing with excitement, do you think you are the host of "One Stop to the End"? What's wrong with this? The pen fairy is shaking like this, and he is almost going to be asked about himself, right??
Liu Xiaoli also changed from the original fear of the pen fairy to blandness, and then numbness, and the pen fairy seems to be nothing more than that......
"Ding Ding, the pen fairy has doubts about himself, intelligence +1"
"Ding Ding, the pen fairy is a little inferior, and he didn't answer a single question! Intelligence +1"
"Ding Ding, the pen fairy has already been in good spirits, and it feels that it will be able to answer the next question! Intelligence +1"
"Huh?" Wang Sen was even more energetic, "I didn't expect to be a pen fairy who doesn't admit defeat?!" ”
"Pen Xian'er, pen Xian'er, are you sure you want to continue to break through?" Wang Sen didn't grab the pen this time.
The pen fairy quickly drew a circle on the table, and my dignified pen fairy can still be stumped by you? I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced!
Wang Sen nodded, "Courage is commendable." Listen up. ”
"I, Wang Sen, generally only get scolded in four situations and don't talk back."
"One is the master who matches the lock: are you worthy?"
"The second is the cafeteria aunt: do you want food?"
"The third is that the fortune teller asks me: What are you?"
"Recently, there is another kind, the uncle of Jiangcheng University's spicy chicken station: What kind of garbage are you?"
"I'm going to ask you today, pen fairy, pen fairy, what kind of pen are you?"
"Damn, what does this person say I am?? I'm going home and tell my mom he's swearing! "Pen Xian'er is going to cry.
As soon as he gritted his teeth, Bi Xianjue decided to let it go, and he had to answer a question, so as not to insult the prestige of my pen fairy.
Crookedly, the pen fairy tearfully wrote the two big words "2B" on the white paper.
Wang Sen applauded, "Awesome, I didn't expect this question to be answered by you!" ”
Liu Nana looked surprised on the side, she didn't expect that the pen fairy was really 2B, could it be that when Wang Sen took the college entrance examination, he was really holding the answer card painted by the pen fairy?
"Ding ding, the pen fairy feels tricked, this person actually summons me with a 2B pencil! Then he asked me what pen it was! Whew, +1 Intelligence"
"Okay, let's finish, let me ask you three last questions, and if you answer them, I'll admit that you're the best pen fairy in history."
The pen fairy listened intently, for fear of missing a word.
"May I ask if the paper towel with snot is wet, and there is a virus in the snot, is this dry garbage, wet garbage, or hazardous garbage?"
"May I ask why dried nuts are dry and wet garbage, while glue is wet but dry garbage?"
"May I ask if one day I poisoned a rat with rat poison on the leftover food, is this dry garbage, wet garbage, or hazardous garbage?"
What the hell is this???
Who am I? Where am I? What the hell am I doing? The pen immortal was already completely confused, and it felt that this soul torture triple attack was comparable to the talisman seal of the most bullish heavenly master, and it was already confused.
The 2B pencil shuddered, and then fell down at once.
A little girl about five or six years old appeared beside Wang Sen, with her hands on her waist, while pointing at Wang Sen and saying angrily,
"You, you, you! You're the spicy chicken! I'm so angry that I'm going to die of this pen fairy! ”