"Goo~" The Corpse King made a gurgling sound in his throat, tilting his head and looking at Zero Egg with an innocent expression.

This stupid and cute appearance made Lin Fang want to shout all the time, whose little cutie is this~

Such a cute zombie, would people want to believe that it is a zombie?

"Here! This is the front! Zero Egg pointed behind him and spoke.

And the other party still didn't seem to understand the meaning of Zero Egg, and Zero Egg was helpless, "Squat!" With two direct orders, the corpse king squatted down obediently, and the height of the squatting down was just enough for the zero egg to reach.

Zero Egg reached out and hugged the other person's head, and then spun it hard.

Only the sound of rattling bones turning their heads was heard, and the head of the corpse king was successfully twisted into a normal state.

"It's so much better, so good." Zero Dan nodded in satisfaction, raised his hand and patted the corpse king's head.

This sound seemed to have magical power, making the Corpse King smile like an innocent child.

"Follow us." He snatched the Zhan Lu sword from the corpse king's hand and threw it into Lin Fang's arms. "Dad, don't hug me, take the sword, the evil spirit on this sword can't let the corpse king take it for a long time, he will go crazy if he takes it for too long." Lingdan's words made Lin feel relieved, and he immediately reached out to hold this Zhan Lu sword and didn't dare to let go.

"Isn't it harmful to people?" Lin Fang was holding the sword, Ling Dan was following Lin Fang's side, and the corpse king was following behind them, how did this threesome look at it and give people a very strange feeling.

Suddenly, Lin Fang thought of something, since it has an infectious effect on the Corpse King, what about people?

Isn't it harmful?

"It is also harmful to people, and the people who got the Zhan Lu sword in all dynasties died tragically under this sword. But those are ordinary people, not you, don't worry! You're okay. There is no better fit for this sword than you in this world. Lingdan's answer made Lin Fang a little confused.

"There's no better fit than me?" What does this mean?

"I don't want to say too much, I can't leak it." Seeing that Lin Fang obviously looked endlessly learning, Ling Dan snorted arrogantly, and suddenly felt a little tired. Stopped, turned to look at the Corpse King, "Squat." ”

Another sentence of squatting, the corpse king squatted down obediently again.

Lin Fang was speechless, is this really the Corpse King?

Don't have the dignity of the corpse king at all who lives for Mao?

Do whatever your son asks him to do?

Zero Egg jumped directly onto the other party's shoulder, hugged the other party's head, and made the corpse king stand up.

It turned out that he was used to Lin Fang holding it, and he would get tired if he walked too much, so he simply got himself a person and moved the seat, which was very good, this was very zero.

Only then did Lin Fang notice that the corpse king's fingernails were black and long, and they looked a little shocking.

"Don't scare your grandparents when you go back with these claws!" The Corpse King was afraid that Zero Egg would fall, so he used his hands to circle Zero Egg's calves, so that Zero Egg sat more firmly on his shoulder.

"So! After I go back, I will have to cut my hair, it will be too long. And it stinks a little. "Lying in the sarcophagus for thousands of years, there are ghosts that don't stink.

……

"Not really, let's go to the bathing center first! Bringing it back like this will still scare people. "Mainly dressed in fancy clothes, it's scary.

Lin Fang finally decided to take the other party to the bathing center.

The father and son walked halfway and turned back, went to a bathing center with an open night show, and entered the bathing center with the corpse king.

When the trio, who had very different styles, entered the bathing center, the receptionist was a little confused.

What shocked them the most was the Corpse King's dress and appearance.

The waiter thought that this corpse king had just come back from filming in the crew, but thinking about it, the place where they lived didn't seem to be a film and television city, and he hadn't heard of any crew filming here, so it became more and more suspicious.

But I didn't ask much, after all, there are a lot of strange people these years, wouldn't it be nice to have money to earn?

Lin Fang was tired for a day, and it was enough to choke, so he paid the money for three people and gave it in.

He put Zhan Lu Jian in the closet, and Zhan Lu Jian trembled violently when he was locked in the closet, obviously protesting that they had dropped it.

"It's full of water, so if you're not afraid of rust, you can follow it!" Ling Dan's sentence came from the depths of his soul, and Zhan Lu Jian instantly quieted down.

With a weapon like a sword, the most feared thing is water.

Seeing the appearance of this sword in an instant, the corners of Lingdan's mouth hooked up a sneer.

Then urge everyone to take off their clothes.

As soon as the clothes on the corpse king's body were all turned to ashes as soon as they were taken off, Lin lowered his consciousness and looked down at the other party's size problem.

And then......

Some have been hit.

Compared to this ancient man, he is simply a toothpick.

Because of his shyness, he reached out and covered his small toothpick, and then took the lead into the bath.

Zero Egg followed the Corpse King inside.

Two large and one small soaked in the bath, both showing satisfied expressions.

People who haven't bathed for a thousand years are very terrifying, and the water in this pool suddenly becomes black, which can be described as terrifying, so the three of them changed to a pool bubble together.

And then...... It's dark again!

After soaking in three or four pools, it was finally not so dirty, and the corpse king who had washed away the dirt looked more and more handsome and beautiful, and his appearance was simply a few points better than those current tough guy actors!

"Holy! Is this muscle real or fake? Looking at the other party's strong muscles, Lin Fang exclaimed again and again.

Reached out and poked.

"Dad, don't you think it's perverted for a man to pay attention to other men's chest muscles?" Forget about paying attention, why didn't God reach out and poke it, he didn't know his own action, was it very motherly?

"Forehead ......" was speechless by his son's complaints, and Lin Fang retracted his hand stupidly.

Compared to the corpse king, he is simply a white chicken, and he is inconspicuous.

After taking a bath, the father and son originally planned to cut off his hair, but as soon as they took out the scissors and aimed at the hair of the corpse king, the corpse king screamed like killing a pig.

That voice can be described as poignant.

In the end, the father and son gave up this idea, and the deep-rooted thought of the ancients was that the body was the parent of the skin. Even after death, it still has a very deep understanding of this.

That's why they didn't let the two of them touch their hair.

However, I have to say that after washing his hair with the shampoo from the bath, his long jet-black hair is even smoother and shiny than a woman's. The moment of the long hair shawl after drying, it shows a feeling of being an immortal.