Chapter 3: Promoted to Super Daddy

"Son, it's time to eat." Guo Yiyi wore an apron around his waist, a feather duster in his neck, and a feeding bottle in his hand, coaxing his son.

The Bull Demon King took a sip, smacked his mouth, and seemed to feel that the taste was not very good, and with a pout, a small fountain spit on Guo Yiyi's face...... Bad father, actually pit his son with inferior food, I want to drink pure natural.

"Huh? You little scoundrel! Guo Yi raised his slap and was about to be beaten.

Who knew that the little person was about to cry when he pouted.

"Okay, okay, ancestor, little ancestor, don't cry, if you cry, my father will be unlucky." Guo Yiyi secretly glanced at the sofa in the living room.

The Great Ancestor was eating honey pig's trotters on the sofa in the living room, his mouth full of oil, saying that he wanted to make up for the life he had almost lost. My God, it's not enough to replenish my life with a mouth full of oil all day long, right? Just like her, the result can only be to make up for the same thing as Guo Yiyi.

I don't know what Guo Yiyi belongs to? I mentioned it vaguely in the first episode, didn't you remember? Ahem, it's the last one of the zodiac.

It doesn't matter, though. The important thing is that Guo Yiyi's daughter-in-law gained thirty pounds in half a month. It felt like a breath of air. Ooh! Tut-tut......

Then again, is this how other mothers eat? Don't that trace of true qi play an unknown role, right?

Guo Yiyi is trying his best to coax his son, but is the Maverick Demon King so easy to succumb?

completely ignored the father of this pit son, opened his mouth, and let out a "woo"...... The bel canto version of the baby's song is about to begin.

"Phew!" Guo Yiyi's eyes widened, and he suddenly took out a mosquito net-like thing to cover the Maverick Demon King.

This cover came down, and it was quiet in an instant.

"Guo Yiyi, why do I seem to hear my son crying?"

"No, no. How can it be? My son is happy! Guo Yi wiped a handful of cold sweat one by one, and watched the Bull Demon King crying silently in the mosquito net.

Fortunately, the system was lost, but the treasure that I had saved before was not lost. Let's take this silent mosquito net as an example, this is a treasure that the Golden Swordsman got back then, when he fought hard to conquer the criminal genius known as the Water Demon King-W.

No matter how powerful your square dance aunt or late-night singer is, as long as this little mosquito net is thrown over, the whole world is guaranteed to be quiet.

And it doesn't delay the aunts to be self-congratulatory, it is definitely a systematic conscience production.

Even the heart of mediating the neighborhood relationship is, but I am afraid that the neighborhood committee of the neighborhood office will be ashamed of itself.

The system definitely lives up to the name "Deep Fight Crime, Criminal Buster Upgrade 1.4".

It's just a pity that such a good thing made by conscience came into the hands of Guo Yiyi, but it became a special equipment for someone to watch a movie in the middle of the night, and now he has become an accomplice to suppress his son. If the system can beat people, it will definitely beat Guo Yiyi one by one and can't take care of himself.

"Woo wow wow ......" the Bull Demon King cried, judging from the experience of the past few days, when this sound comes out, the goods in the pit will be cleaned up by the mother, which is very miserable.

"Whoa, whoa...... "Wait for you, you're going to be out of luck."

"Woo wow wow ...... "Why hasn't Mom come yet?" Haven't you heard that your precious son is being bullied by a bad dad?

Forget it, don't cry, tired and panic! System system, tell me why Mom hasn't come yet?

(Tick, the system has detected that the fifth-generation host has used a silencing mosquito net on you.) The sound in the mosquito net cannot be heard outside. )

So that's it, got it, see what I do with him.

Guo Yiyi smiled evilly and watched his son cry silently in the mosquito net. Look, I can't deal with you anymore?

But the Maverick Demon King actually cried twice and didn't say anything. He also opened his big black eyes and looked back and forth.

Newborn babies have very poor eyesight, and no matter how big their eyes are, they can't see the silencing mosquito nets clearly.

"Lyric Lexicon ......" Guo Yiyi stuck out his tongue at his son one by one, very proud.

Stinky boy, there's no trick, right? As a dad, I can't even cure you as a baby?

Wait, why is this kid's eyes a little red? Guo Yiyi made a surprising discovery.

It feels familiar! And it feels a bit hot!

Could it be...... Blazing Ray!!

I'll go! How did this kid do this?

"Whew!" The red light flashed, and the silenced mosquito net was burned into a large hole.

Guo Yi opened his mouth wide and looked at the familiar scene in front of him.

The silenced mosquito net shattered, the Maverick Demon King blinked his eyes, and the red light disappeared. Then the little one took a sharp breath.

"Woo wow wow ......!!!"

The sound is like a tsunami, and the waves hit the reef.

Guo Yiyi was shocked by the sudden loud crying, and his eyes went straight to Venus.

"Guo, one, one!" The roar of a tyrannosaurus rex rang out in the living room.

……

"Smack!"

"Say, what's wrong with your son?"

"No, daughter-in-law, I'll give him milk powder. It's just that this guy is too mouthful, and he actually spits it out. ”

"Smack!"

"I don't believe it, I want to drink such a delicious milk powder, will he not drink it?"

(Mom, Mom, I really don't want to drink this inferior milk powder, I want to drink pure natural and fresh.) )

"But it's true! He didn't drink it, and he threw up me. ”

"Smack!"

"What then? The doctor said I had to recuperate. Sizzle! Yes, yes, just there, two more thrashes. Comfortable! ”

"Daughter-in-law, I'm good at it, right?"

"So-so! Seeing that you have such eyesight, I'll spare you today! ”

(Mom, you can't just forget it, this pit son's goods still use a silencing mosquito net to prevent me from crying.) It seriously affected my young mind. It must be punished severely! Punish! )

"Thank you, Lord Longne!"

……

The daughter-in-law fell asleep on the bed satisfied. Guo Yiyi tiptoed his son out of the room one by one.

"Tell the truth!" Guo Yiyi whispered to the Bull Demon King: "Did that ghost system run away to you?" Lao Tzu can smell its rancid smell with one nose. ”

Blow it to you! I've been urinating on your head seven or eight times, why don't you smell it? If I hadn't tried to hide it from you. With your brain, you can't think of next year.

The Bull Demon King rolled his eyes to Guo Yiyi.

"Hey, you kid, don't say yes, do you?" Guo Yi rolled up his sleeves one by one and made a threatening gesture.

I have to be able to talk, too! Stinky Dad!

And even if I can speak.

I call you, do you dare to agree? It's weird if you don't scare your ass out.

"Can I do it?"

"Zheng!" A small golden sword emerged from the palm of the Little Niu Demon King and approached the tip of Guo Yiyi's nose.

Guo Yi looked at this incomparably familiar golden sword in amazement.

The circles under my eyes are red.

Sure enough, it's you!

Bastard! You bastard system, I'm going to trouble my son again, right?

You know, you know.

How much do I miss you? Bastard!

The nose was a little sore, and a big tear retracted into the eye socket.

……

"Son, son. Take out the golden sword again and play tricks on your father? ”

"Don't be so stingy. If you think about it, if Dad has it, it must be ...... No, it won't be played for you. You're underage! ”

"And, what! System, why did you abandon me and look for my son? Is my son better qualified than me? ”

"System, you can run, why don't you leave me two things?"

……

"My hard-working, brave and kind husband!"

"What's wrong? Daughter-in-law. ”

"I want to eat chicken."

"Where are I going to buy you chickens this big night?"

"But I just want to eat chicken!"

"Ugh! …… Wait, wait a minute, I'll turn on the computer for you...... Good luck, eat chicken tonight! Hee-hee! ”

"Guo, one, one! I'm hungry, I'm going to eat chicken! How dare you tease Ben Wang with a computer game. Tonight, my son sleeps with you! ”

"Ahh Don't! That kid is poisonous! ”

(Stinky Dad!) I've heard everything. Huh! Be careful, you. )

"By the way, in view of your bad behavior. Tomorrow all day, your son will be under your control. ”

"But I still have to go to work......"

"I don't care, that's your business. Not only do you go to work, but you also have to take your son to go shopping, buy groceries, buy milk powder, wash clothes, cook tomorrow......"

"Ah...... I want to die......"

(…… That's not right, right? How do you feel like I'm a big liability? Mom and Dad want to avoid me? Yes! My little heart hurts! )

……

In a small independent room in a special prison, Lao Su was sitting quietly.

The long hair on his head turned bald, but his gloomy gaze was still like a knife.

This small, self-contained house is purpose-built for superpowered criminals.

According to the records and the situation of the Golden Swordsman and Lao Su's fight, Lao Su has the ability to control his long hair. A thin and tiny hair, Lao Su can turn it into an extremely sharp sword, or break it into invisible fragments and become a hidden weapon of extreme yin damage.

However, the disadvantage is that you can only control your own hair, and you can't use other people's. Moreover, it can only be hair, and nothing else.

Fortunately, Lao Su can only use his own hair. If he could manipulate someone else's hair, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Not anymore, though.

On the day of the arrest, a professional doctor destroyed Lao Su's hair follicles, including his eyebrows and beard, and Lao Su could no longer grow a single hair.

"How? Where is the Heavenly Star now? ”

"Boss, the Star of Heaven is still on display in the gymnasium...... Cut, what can a bunch of hillbillies see good? ”

"Don't be careless, you go according to the plan first. Fight to kill the Golden Swordsman, or frame him and put him in jail as well. As long as he can't get ahead, our plan will be half successful. ”

"Yes, Boss."

"By the way, send a few more brothers in, I need manpower."

"No problem."

Calm was restored in the cell, and a long hair was wrapped around Lao Su's hand.

This one has been hidden in Lao Su's ears, so that the inspectors missed it.

A hair can not do much, at least it cannot be used to fight the prison and get Lao Su out of the prison.

But it was enough for Lao Su to pierce the prison with it, dig a very hidden hole, find and drag back some parts.

Lao Su is not just a superpower, he is proficient in a series of combat-related knowledge such as fighting, firearms, weapons science, electronics, etc.

As long as he has parts, he can assemble some extremely powerful weapons in minutes. That's how the communicator he now uses to communicate with the outside world came about.

Wait! Golden Swordsman, I'll give you back everything you gave me.