As for the third roommate.

That roommate is white and fat, and he looks good at home. It's just that the personality is a little timid.,Report to my mother every day what happened in the day.。 No matter how big or small, no one gets tired of it. It's as small as I ate a bag today, and as big as my pants who got wet, it's so annoying, pee me once a month.

Obviously, this roommate is a mother, and the roommates all know that pouting is pouting, but no one will be stupid enough to say it to their face.

Only he felt it and sang a sincere song: "Only a mother is good in the world, a child with a mother is a treasure, leaving the arms of his mother, where to find happiness ......"

A group of roommates stared at him dumbfounded, and the little fat man suddenly turned red and ran out crying.

Zhu Xiaoqiang, who realized it later, didn't know that he had offended people, in his opinion, it was not normal to rely on his mother, who was not a good baby for his mother when he was a child.

Later, he understood that he was embarrassed, and he thought about apologizing. Therefore, he once deliberately sang loudly when taking a bath: "Wash, wash, bath, bath, baby gold water is indispensable, wash and soak it, there are no mosquitoes and no insect bites." ”

He meant to blacken himself, but he was mistaken for ridicule, and this time the little fat roommate cried louder and ran out again.

As for the process of the second roommate offended, it is like this.

On the first night, a few people chatted.

The rich second generation couldn't help but show off: "Oh, my dad rewarded me with a big stupid car in order to reward me for being admitted to college, but it's too old-fashioned, I don't like it at all, I like sports cars - kill Maradi." What about you?"

A roommate from a well-off family, but dwarfed by it, still stiffened his neck and said, "My dad bought me a new pot and a mobile phone." ”

"My godmother bought me a pot notebook and Jiuyang Zhenjing. The other roommate was a little smug.

A roommate is in a bad situation at home, a little inferior, his parents didn't buy him anything, and the mobile phone is still the old man's phone used by his grandfather, so he muttered for a long time without saying a word. A few people saw that he was wearing a rustic style, so they didn't ask. No one who can be admitted to university has a low IQ, Zhu Xiaoqiang especially believes in this sentence.

What's more, it's a high-level three-book university like them, or it's in a city like Shuangfei.

Therefore, no one opened their mouths to mock.

When it was Zhu Xiaoqiang's turn, he was a little melancholy: "The family sold two pigs and paid me the tuition." "After all, he was raised by himself, and he usually feeds him a lot.

Several people were a little sympathetic, the roommate who was poor at home, but he didn't expect someone to be in the same situation as himself, his heart instantly warmed, and comforted: "Then it's not easy for you to study." ”

Zhu Xiaoqiang sighed: "It's not easy, as soon as I leave, the thousands of pigs at home are no longer fed." ”

As soon as these words came out, the pins could be heard, and no one spoke anymore.

The poor roommate's heart is cool and cold.

On the contrary, it was a rich second-generation roommate, tsk twice in the dark, thinking that this forced pretending is good, there is a level, and I will do the same next time.

The poor roommate was hurt by his self-esteem and then ignored him.

The last roommate is a big fat man.

In other words, whoever doesn't have a fat roommate in his college career is his loss. From the high-end geometry point of view, the big man generally has a big heart, as the so-called fat man has three good, optimistic and cheerful personality, and must be like a groundhog hiding a lot of food, when you are hungry in the middle of the night scratching your heart and lungs, is there anything happier than taking out snacks from his treasure trove? The most important thing is that every fat house has his own plate, a big ......

Sadly, Zhu Xiaoqiang understood that it was too late, and at that time, the fat roommate had already been offended by him, and he was never allowed to eat snacks......

Moreover, this kind of fat man has a wide heart and a fat body, and he will not get angry no matter how he jokes, but he was cut off by Zhu Xiaoqiang. This matter starts with a fat man having a crush on a girl, even if it is a fat man, he has the right to fall in love, I don't know which philosopher said that crush is the most beautiful feeling of human beings.

But the girl that the fat man likes is the school flower, isn't that what you want to eat! Anyway, everyone says so, except for Zhu Xiaoqiang, how can a guy as innocent and kind as him say such vicious things.

Zhu Xiaoqiang found that the fat man was obsessed with the school flower and had hallucinations, and even the female teacher on the plate felt like the school flower, so he never wanted to share it with others, the reason was that he could not blaspheme his goddess, he wanted to taste it in the dead of night, he often looked sad and pale, and sometimes he danced when he looked at it, with a hideous expression and hatred in his mouth: "My goddess has been pressed down again, what is the ability to bully a woman, and I have the ability to let go of her and rush at me." ”

I think it is a man except Zhu Xiaoqiang can understand this mood, this sentence does not mean that Zhu Xiaoqiang is not a man, physiologically speaking, he is indeed a man, but psychologically, he is still a boy.

He hadn't seen the fat man's plate, and he never knew what was inside.

Therefore, men will be in pain when they watch their goddess cry tactfully under others. I heard that after *** announced his marriage more than ten years ago, the men of Xia Guo learned to lose their souls overnight, but unfortunately there was no Golden Wheel Dharma King to beat them, it was very dangerous if such a strong skill was not released, and it was over if he went mad, and finally had to torture his younger brother, and the younger brother who beat him foamed at the mouth.

Finally, after the fat man plucked up the courage to walk to the school flower for the one hundred and seventh time, intending to confess, but after another one hundred and seven times he turned around halfway and slipped away, Zhu Xiaoqiang couldn't stand it anymore, he couldn't let the fat man come out of the whole Water Margin. Therefore, he walked up to the school flower and said loudly: "The fat man likes you, I think you should accept him, he is very good, he ......" pondered and meditated a hundred and nine times but never remembered what the advantages of the fat man was, Zhu Xiaoqiang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said loudly: "He has a very big plate, I heard that there is a love book in it, which is the true meaning of love, and it makes people happy and forgetful." After speaking, he frowned again: "It's that the people inside always fight, and the men always beat the women to cry, which is strange and uncomfortable." ”

"But the fat guy is good, he won't hit you. ”

In the end, Zhu Xiaoqiang made a deafening voice: "You can watch it together, believe me, you will be very happy." The school girl's best friend was very envious (dumbfounded), and the school girl was full of peach blossoms (ashamed and indignant), and ran away with her face covered. Zhu Xiaoqiang thought that the school girl must be shy, because the girls in the TV series will do this if they are shy.

Zhu Xiaoqiang held his head high all the way, he felt very satisfied, he felt that others pointed at him along the way, he must have admired him, otherwise he would not have made way for him, he must have envied the fat man for having such a good roommate as himself. However, Zhu Xiaoqiang felt that this was what he should do, the fat man was his last friend in the dormitory, and he had to be nice to him.

In line with the principle of doing good deeds without leaving a name, he did not tell the fat man.

He thought that since the school girl knew that he had such an admirer as a fat man, he would definitely come to the dormitory to find him, after all, he had a big plate, which was full of love treasures, and girls were all looking forward to love. The following is a lover who eventually becomes a family, you plough the field and I weave, I carry water to you to water the garden, the husband and wife both return home, give birth to a baby and play together, and they are all happy.

But I didn't wait for the school flower, waited for the dean of academic affairs to come, scolded the fat man, and the scene was out of control for a while, because the fat boy was watching the plate and was arrested, and the most important thing was that the fat man posted the photo of the school flower on the screen, and while putting the plane, he called "Huahua" in his mouth.

Later, I heard that the school flower was the niece of the dean of academic affairs.

A few days later, the school issued a notice criticizing the fat man, saying that he was psychologically distorted because of love and hatred, instigated others to molest female classmates, did malicious revenge, deliberately ruined the reputation of female classmates, behaved badly, had low morals, and was punished with demerits.

The fat man's tools of crime were also confiscated.

Then, the fat man ignored him anymore.

So far, in less than half a year, all five roommates have been offended by Zhu Xiaoqiang.