Chapter 11: Robbery
In the next few days, Guo Yiyi fully realized his son's intimacy.
As long as there is meat on the table, if Guo Yiyi doesn't take a bite one by one, this kid will cry and make a fuss.
But if Guo Yiyi wanted to eat something like green vegetables, the Bull Demon King would also stop it.
These things are too low in calories and support the stomach, so they are not cost-effective.
"Huh? Husband, why is your son so good to you these days? I don't even have this treatment just to let you eat meat! The daughter-in-law pinched a big chicken leg and reluctantly gave Guo Yi a bite first.
"Hmm, how do I know? The little one is close to me. Guo Yi opened his mouth and bit off almost half of the meat of the chicken thigh. almost made my daughter-in-law feel distressed and burst into tears.
"Huh......"
(For your own good, of course!) )
The Bull Demon King muttered quietly, but the corners of his eyes were still snickering.
Laughing, the little one's eyes swept over a few chocolates on the table.
(System system, what's that black thing?) )
(Chocolate, a high-calorie food, is also absorbed quickly, and is more easily converted into energy than meat.) )
(Can you get a bowl for Dad, it's also for his good.) It's better not to let him find out. )
(No problem.) )
The chocolate was instantly split into extremely small pieces by an invisible force, and when Guo Yiyi and his daughter-in-law were grabbing meat, they were quickly stuffed into the bottom of his bowl and stirred twice quickly.
Guo Yi, who had grabbed meat and had not robbed his daughter-in-law, took a bite of rice one by one: "Huh? Daughter-in-law, today's rice is quite sweet. ”
"No? It's the same as the usual rice. The daughter-in-law tasted a bite of the rice and didn't feel any difference from before.
At this time, Guo Yi saw the opportunity one by one, and grabbed the chicken thigh meat in his daughter-in-law's hand is a big bite.
"You dare to steal it?" The daughter-in-law's eyes widened anxiously, and she grabbed Guo Yiyi's collar.
"Uh, do I want to give it back to you?" Guo Yi opened his big mouth, revealing half-chewed chicken.
The daughter-in-law's face twitched a few times, and finally spit out a word.
"Get out!"
Guo Yiyi happily hugged his rice and ate it.
Well! Today's rice is sweet, with a chocolate flavor.
……
After eating, Guo Yi lay down on the sofa one by one.
Damn, I already felt a slightly loose joint two days ago, and it has been a bit serious in the past few days, causing Guo Yiyi's every movement to be extremely painful.
The only thing that made him feel more relieved was that his skin was thicker, and ordinary knives couldn't even leave a mark on him. You don't have to worry about cutting your fingers when you start cooking.
Maybe my house can save the chopping board? Guo Yiyi laughed.
But he didn't want to think about it, just to be a case board for suffering such crimes? Look at his little bit of interest.
I just don't know how Guo Yiyi will feel when he knows that the Bull Demon King has been secretly adding material to him.
It is estimated that the little guy will be beaten up, and then the son and daughter-in-law will work together to clean it up.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa......" The Bull Demon King suddenly cried.
(Stinky dad, lying down just after eating is not good for your health!) Take me out for a walk. )
"Guo Yiyi, my son is crying, get up quickly and take my son out for a walk." The daughter-in-law seemed to have a heart with the Bull Demon King, and immediately drove Guo out one by one.
Guo Yiyi snorted twice and didn't want to move, his body hurt too much.
The daughter-in-law grabbed Guo Yiyi's ear: "Do you want to go?" ”
"Go, of course." Guo Yiyi covered his ears one by one and jumped up.
……
"Bang!" The door closed behind Guo Yiyi.
Aunt Liu on the opposite side also happened to go out, and when she saw Guo Yiyi, she asked in surprise: "Little Guozi, did you take your son out again today?" Last time, I wanted to say that you came. The child's body has not grown up before the full moon, and his resistance is weak, so it is not good to go out often. ”
No full moon and weak resistance? Guo Yiyi twitched his face one by one, looking at the Bull Demon King who could bully his father in a fancy way.
"No, it's fine. This kid is strong, and he doesn't like to be at home, so he cries all the time when he is at home. ”
"Then you have to be careful if you go out again, don't let people take the children away......" Aunt Liu said as she walked.
"Oh, okay. Aunt Liu, you turn slowly, I'll have something to do over there, so I'll go first. Guo ran away as if he were running away, and got into a store without looking.
"This little Guozi, why did you want to go to the gold shop? Do you buy jewelry for your daughter-in-law? Aunt Liu looked at Guo Yiyi suspiciously, he walked into a gold store, "What kind of jewelry do people in confinement need?" Who is it for? ”
……
Guo Yi watched Aunt Liu walk away, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
A sweet voice suddenly came from behind him.
"Welcome to Kim Tai Fong Jewellery Store. Hello sir! What are you going to buy? ”
"Huh?" Guo Yiyi was stunned for a moment, turned around and saw a beautiful shopping guide MM looking at him with a smile, and couldn't help blushing, and said curtly: "That, I'm in the wrong place." ”
"It's okay, it's okay." The shopping guide MM smiled and said, but the next moment he saw the Bull Demon King in Guo Yiyi's arms, and his eyes lit up: "Is this your little baby?" What a good job! Is it a boy? ”
"yes." Guo Yiyi still enjoys others praising his son. As long as you don't praise your son and belittle him at the same time.
"Can I touch him, then?"
"Uh, can ...... OK. ”
The shopping guide MM gently stroked the little face of the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King made a sound of enjoyment.
"The baby is so cute." The shopping guide MM looked happy,
"Woo-goo-goo......"
(Auntie, you're beautiful too!) The Bull Demon King was amused and giggled.
"That's right, sir. Such a handsome baby, we have a long-life lock in the store that matches the baby very well! Would you like to take a look? ”
"Huh." Guo Yiyi looked at the little shopping guide in front of him one by one, and said that he still wanted to sell me something after a long time! It's all a routine, son, you're still too tender.
"Sorry, I didn't bring any money with me when I went out today." Guo Yiyi shrugged his shoulders one by one, turned around and was about to leave.
"Ah, no, it's okay......" The shopping guide MM chased two steps closely, and wanted to say something.
A van came to a halt outside, and seven or eight masked men armed with guns jumped out of the van and broke into the jewelry store.
"Don't move, rob." The big man led viciously pushed Guo Yiyi aside and pointed a gun at Guo Yiyi's head.
"Ahh The shopping guide MM was frightened. was slapped aside by another big man.
The jewelry store exploded all at once, and the customers and salespeople who were still shopping for jewelry were in a mess.
This is an urban area, where did the bandits dare to come to the jewelry store to rob in broad daylight?
Guo Yi looked at everything in front of him dumbfounded.
"Don't be noisy! Squat down for Lao Tzu! ”
A bandit smashed a male passenger to the ground with the butt of a gun.
"Lao Tzu only wants money, not death. Be honest and take out all the valuable things on your body. Otherwise, huh! ”
The bandit pointed the gun at the male guest's thigh and pulled the trigger.
"Suddenly, suddenly, ......", several gunshots rang out the flesh and blood on the male guest's legs.
"Ahh The man cried loudly, tears and snot flying.
"Shut up! Syllable! The bandit smashed the butt of a rifle on the man's face, knocking his teeth off and fainting.
The gold shop suddenly fell silent, and the blood on the male customer's body frightened everyone present.
Bandits, absolute bandits!
"Old Seven, didn't you say it, don't shoot when it's not necessary!" The bandits who pointed a gun at Guo Yiyi didn't care about Guo Yiyi, and ran over to grab the bandit who fired the shot.
"Boss, what's this? Don't scare and scare them, they're not honest. The bandit who fired the shot said nonchalantly.
"You...... Seventh, don't make any more trouble. Again, be careful that I disregard brotherhood. The bandit at the head said hatefully. Throwing down Lao Qi, he turned around and shouted to everyone in the jewelry store:
"As you can see, my brother doesn't have a good temper, and I can't control him very much.
So it's best for everyone to cooperate a little and take the initiative to hand over valuable things.
Also, you can keep your mobile phone or something, don't take it out, otherwise I will mistakenly think that you are calling the police bureau, and if something goes wrong, it will not be good. ”
"You, stand up." One of the bandits pointed a gun at the shopping guide MM just now, "Go and put me in a bag of what they handed over." ”
Another bandit pointed to the salesman at the counter, "Open the counter and put all the jewelry together for Lao Tzu." Lao Tzu didn't want to smash the glass with that effort. ”
Seeing that everyone present honestly took things out, the bandits looked relaxed.
At this time, a bandit saw that Guo Yiyi was just holding his son, and he didn't mean to take out anything at all, and his eyes were horizontal. stepped forward and grabbed him by the collar: "What are you stunned about?" Pay! ”
Guo Yiyi shrugged his shoulders one by one, looking innocent: "I have no money, my body is cleaner than my face." ”
"Didn't come to the jewelry store with money? Are you fooling a fool? The bandit pulled the Bull Demon King in Guo Yiyi's arms, searched it roughly, and threw it on the ground.
"Wow!" The Bull Demon King is just a little baby in the end, and after this formation, he was directly scared and cried.
"Hey! My son! Guo Yiyi was anxious and hurriedly went to grab his son. The Bull Demon King is still a baby, you bastard dare to drop him?
The bandit smashed a rifle butt on Guo Yiyi's head.
Guo Yiyi shook his head one by one, fortunately, Lao Tzu has thick skin, and he is still a son.
"Yo, it's still a hard bone." The bandit kicked Guo Yiyi's waist and hit a joint in his spine impartially.
The biting soreness hit, knocking Guo to the ground in pain, followed by a slam on his head and face.
"Bang, bang, bang......" The butt of the gun smashed indiscriminately on Guo Yiyi's body, causing a burst of soreness from time to time, and Guo Yiyi almost fainted in pain.
I have to say that Guo Yiyi is too lucky.
No matter whether the bandits cut or shoot with a knife, with Guo Yiyi's thick skin, he would not be injured. But the bandits chose to smash it with the butt of a gun, and it was okay to say that it hit other places, but hitting the joint would kill Guo Yiyi.
At the joints that were hit, those blockages seemed to have been smashed by the bandits, and the soreness that should have been slow exploded in an instant. This also directly led to the fact that a humanoid tank like Guo Yiyi was also smashed and couldn't get up.
"This kid is really resistant to beating." The bandits exclaimed as they smashed.
"Really?" Lao Qi's eyes lit up, "Let me try." ”
It's another smash.
"Bastard." Guo Yiyi scolded, but the soreness on his body almost swallowed him.
"Scolding? Let you scold! ”
The other bandits were watching the show.
The ordinary people in the store watched in horror as Guo Yiyi was beaten one by one, and the action of taking out his belongings also sped up a little.
"Ahh Guo Yiyi screamed more and more miserable.
Finally, Lao Qi's rifle butt smashed into Guo Yiyi's abdomen, and this is where Guo Yiyi's dantian is. This rifle butt seemed to trigger a chain reaction, and the blockage of Guo Yiyi's whole body exploded in an instant.
Guo Yiyi's eyes burst out, he couldn't get up in one breath, and fainted to the ground.
"Phew! Call you strong! Lao Qi took a sip and spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on Guo Yiyi's face.
All of this is in the eyes of the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King gradually stopped crying, and fire appeared in his eyes.
These bastards actually dare to hit my dad!
You, you, you all deserve to die!
"Ah......h