Chapter 57 - Huang Yuyan who was left behind
After the three of them sat down, Huang Yuyan passed the waiter to Shen Bai's menu, ordered seven or eight dishes, looked at Fei Yu provocatively and said, "I see that you are so fat, you must have eaten a lot, not enough for you to order something else?" ”
Shen Bai laughed secretly in his heart: You want to use this to make him ugly, but you really miscalculated......
Fei Yu didn't care about Huang Yuyan's provocative eyes, took the menu in her hand, and ordered another plate of elbows, a soup, and two salt-and-pepper pork ribs.
He swallowed and wiped the corners of his mouth and said, "I've eaten his things before, and the ones you ordered are delicious." But you shouldn't know that his salt-and-pepper pork ribs are the best! I'll be sure to eat more when I come up later. ”
The waiter on the side was a little surprised that these three people ordered so many dishes, but when he heard Fei Yu's words, he couldn't help but boast: "This gentleman's vision is really first-class, and none of the people who have eaten this salt and pepper pork rib say anything bad." Wait a minute, the dishes will take some time to prepare. ”
After the waiter turned to leave, Huang Yuyan suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart-
This fat man can't really eat this way, right? I'd like to taunt him when there's a bunch of dishes left...... Hmph, I don't believe there are so many dishes left!
"Cut...... If you can't finish eating, don't say I forced you to order it. After muttering a word, Huang Yuyan took out her phone and prepared to start playing the game.
Seeing this, Shen Bai frowned without a trace, and asked, "Miss Yu Yan, didn't you say before that Shangguan's seniors asked about something, and now that the dishes haven't been served, can you talk about it first?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Huang Yuyan's face fell, and she held her forehead and scolded in her heart: You are a bad old man, you actually let me stay by their side...... Wait for you to come over and see if I don't pluck your eyebrows!
Huang Yuyan took a deep breath, put down her phone and spoke.
He asked some nonsense, and I didn't bother to remember it. However, my master said let me help you watch your friend first, and when he is done with the business at hand, he will come over himself. ”
After that, Huang Yuyan propped up her chin on the table with one hand, stared at Shen Bai faintly, and glanced at Fei Yu from time to time, which made the two of them feel a little hairy.
But fortunately, the food in this restaurant was not slow, and the awkward atmosphere did not continue.
Seeing the waiter pushing the food delivery cart towards this side, Fei Yu hurriedly said: "What, the food is up, let's eat first......" As he spoke, he raised his hand that had already picked up the chopsticks and leaned towards the dishes on the table. In the mouth is still bb:
I'm starving to death, I haven't eaten a good meal during this time, but I can finally eat a good meal......
Shen Bai was used to Fei Yu saying this all day long, but Huang Yuyan was different, looking at Fei Yu looking like a starving ghost reincarnated, a trace of doubt rose in his heart: Didn't you eat well? You're so fat, can you still eat badly?
Huang Yuyan glanced at Fei Yu, followed the example of her master, coughed and said, "Ahem, don't you know if you want to let the guests move their chopsticks first?" You're so fat that you're still in such a hurry to eat? ”
Fei Yu put down the elbow in his hand, wiped his oily mouth, sneered, and made a 'please' gesture to Huang Yuyan.
But his eyes scanned the meat dishes on the table from time to time.
Shen Bai smiled and said to Huang Yuyan that Fei Yu has no other hobbies, he just loves to eat; As he spoke, he slanted his gaze at Fei Yu......
"Fei Yu, you seem to ...... Fatter again? ”
Hearing Shen Bai's words, Fei Yu complained: "It's not worrying, boss, you were hospitalized first, and then Ye Qing also had an accident, I'm watching alone in our store now, and I have to run to the hospital all the time......"
"I'm not asking you this, I'm asking why you're fat again!" Listening to Fei Yu's chatter, Shen Bai interrupted.
Fei Yu Zhengse said: "I'm uncomfortable and fat." After saying that, he was helpless.
Nima, who is worried about not being emaciated? If you're not thin, forget it, but if you're fat, you still say it's because you're worried?
Seeing Huang Yuyan's speechless face, Fei Yu immediately explained: "I'm swollen......"
Damn, what a talent!
Hearing this, Shen Bai covered his face with one hand and gave up his plan to continue communicating with Fei Yu; Huang Yuyan also rolled her eyes, picked up the chopsticks and started.
After eating a few chopsticks, Huang Yuyan seemed to think of something, took a sip of tea and cleared her throat, and Shen Bai and the others looked up at her.
"My master also explained one thing to me."
"What's the matter?" (double voice)
"My master was worried that your friend would wake up and make a mess, so he said that I should seal his acupuncture points with a golden needle and let him fall asleep all the time."
Shen Bai was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, Fei Yu beside him was stunned and said, "Sister smash, do you know how to do acupuncture?" ”
Huang Yuyan shrugged her shoulders and said two words confidently - no.
Shen Bai said speechlessly: "You won't, that's not for nothing...... We don't know acupuncture in Chinese medicine, so ......"
"Oh, stupid, you two got it!"
Huang Yuyan interrupted Shen Bai and said, "You won't, can't you find someone to come?" What acupuncture points should be sealed, my master has already sent it to me on WeChat, is it difficult to do such a little thing? ”
yes, why don't you just find a meeting......
Shen Bai nodded stunned, and said that he would go to find someone after completing the discharge procedures. At this time, Fei Yu suddenly looked mysterious, pushed him with his elbow, and whispered: "Boss, Boss Jin, we haven't done it yet, someone left me a phone number, you see......"
When Fei Yu said this, Shen Bai remembered the entanglement of one person and one ghost, and turned his head to look at Fei Yu suspiciously: "I didn't let you do it, let me see what?" ”
"So it's all up to me?"
"Or else?"
Huang Yuyan looked at the two people opposite, kept saying inexplicable things, ignoring her own existence; Thinking of the bad old man at home, he didn't care about letting himself stay by their side, and he was angry.
As the saying goes, uncles can endure it, but aunts can't bear it.
She slapped the table and stood up, crossed her waist and whispered, "What do you mean! I'm talking to you about business, what are you talking about? Is this no longer a need for my help, give me an eviction order with a face? ”
Seeing that Huang Yuyan was angry, Shen Bai hurriedly explained that he didn't mean that, and Fei Yu on the side also nodded in agreement and said, "Sister smash, we really don't mean that, it's just that I remembered that I had a commission before, and I didn't finish it halfway, so I asked the boss what he meant......"
"Hmph, you talk slowly, I'm full."
Huang Yuyan looked at the dishes on the table and said jokingly: "Don't waste it~ So many dishes, you two eat slowly, I'll go back to the hotel to rest." ”
"Wait."
Shen Bai called out to Huang Yuyan, who was about to get up and leave, saying that he had a shop and there were still many empty rooms to live in, and sent her an invitation.
Huang Yuyan pointed her finger at her lips, and made an calculation in her heart: It costs my own money to stay in a hotel, and it's not bad to have a free place to live...... But what if the place is dirty and broken? Forget it, it's a big deal to let them clean up...... Well, that's it!
"Declare in advance, you invited me to live, and you have to pay for everything I lack; Even if I only stay for a day or two, you two have to get me everything I need, and ......"
Huang Yuyan's small mouth was like a machine gun, and Balabala said a lot, making Shen Bai's heads bigger.
In the end, after Huang Yuyan finished speaking, they all summed up one sentence in their hearts-
Woman, it's really troublesome.
Shen Bai thought that he had to be discharged from the hospital again, and he had to find a Chinese medicine doctor to help seal Ye Qing's acupoints, Huang Yuyan didn't know how many days to stay, and he said a bunch of requirements; So, he urged Fei Yu to hurry up and eat, and let him finish eating to settle the matter on Jin Fugui's side.
Under Shen Bai's urging, Fei Yu swept the dishes on the table. In less than twenty minutes, there was nothing left on the table.
This scene completely subverted Huang Yuyan's cognition of 'being able to eat'.
Have you ever seen a soup drunk directly with a basin and a mouthful? Or have you ever seen three chopsticks pull a plate of stir-fried vegetables? Although the amount of food in this restaurant is not large, they have ordered more than a dozen dishes!
"Partition~"
Under Huang Yuyan's somewhat dull gaze, Fei Yu took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, burped loudly, and then went to pay the bill.
Seeing that Fei Yu came back after paying the bill, Huang Yuyan was still staring blankly at the empty plates on the table, Shen Bai smiled secretly in his heart: You are really naïve if you want to see Fei Yu's jokes in terms of eating......
"Miss Yu Yan, let's go?" Shen Bai stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Huang Yuyan's eyes, and asked.
"Ahh Oh oh, let's go......"
Huang Yuyan's brain was blank at this time, and she knew for the first time that people... Really able to eat so much.
Not to mention the troublesome matter of Shen Bai's discharge procedures, when Fei Yu paid Shen Bai's series of fees, he looked at the only 403.26 left in the account, and without saying a word, he went to deal with Jin Fugui's affairs non-stop.
Because the clothes were cut and shred when he was just sent to the hospital for rescue, Fei Yu ran to solve the problem again, and Shen Bai could only call Huang Yuyan cheekily.
Under Huang Yuyan's selection, Shen Bai wore a Korean version of a small suit in a clothing store.
Don't ask why she is so enthusiastic, Shen Bai borrowed money from her, she only said 'eight out of fourteen'......
If you don't understand, please inquire about loan sharks in Baidu!
Seeing Shen Bai come out of the fitting room, Huang Yuyan's eyes lit up: "Yo, it's really handsome after changing clothes, you can eat with your face." Well...... Not bad. ”
In the face of Huang Yuyan's ridicule, although Shen Bai was a little embarrassed on his face, he was shouting in his heart: Is it my fault that I am handsome?! Shen Bai, who was complacent in his heart, was a little hurt by Huang Yuyan's next sentence.
Looking at Shen Bai, who was handsome and slightly vicissitudes, Huang Yuyan shook off the little star in her eyes and said, "For the sake of your handsomeness, this girl rewards you for shopping with me~"
Shen Bai, who heard this, trembled in his heart-
According to comments on the Internet, it is definitely an ordeal to go shopping with a woman!
Why?
Because basically 99.99% of women have the physical strength to be comparable to that of a marathon runner when shopping. And the things they fancy are not expensive, but they have to bargain with others tirelessly; If the other party doesn't give in, then the girl next to you will die there for at least two hours, or even longer.
You say you pay her? People will say it's too expensive, and then go around and come back there and continue to bargain.
To sum up, accompany a woman to go shopping...... It's a pain in the face of a man!
But did Shen Bai dare to refuse? The answer is no.
So next, he accompanied Huang Yuyan from less than two o'clock in the afternoon until the sky gradually darkened, and Huang Yuyan wanted to enter a jewelry store with great interest.
Shen Bai, who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time - 17:55
"That...... Miss Yuyan? ”
Huang Yuyan was shopping happily, and said without looking back: "Oh, just call me Yuyan, come in with me to see their jewelry." As soon as the words fell, the people had already run into the jewelry store to pick them up.
Shen Bai smiled bitterly, sent a message to Fei Yu, and followed in......
In the office, when Fei Yu was sitting in the hall and was about to call Shen Bai, he received a text message on his mobile phone.
From: Boss
Fei Yu, you can find a place to eat first, I was forced to accompany Huang Yuyan to go shopping, don't worry about me.
Received at 17:56:13 on xx/xx/xxxx
Fei Yu was stunned when he read the information, forced? Shopping with a big beauty, aren't you happy anymore? Boss, you really don't know how blessed you are......
But when he thought about it, it was just a little more than a little after eating......
Could it be that after completing the discharge procedures, the boss has been accompanying her to go shopping until now? Thinking of this, Fei Yu couldn't help but shudder...... Boss, you've worked so hard!