Chapter 461: Lao Zhang, Suck My Blood (Third Update)
"Hmm............ Yes............ Hiss ............"
Zhou Ze felt that he was constantly wandering in the whirlpool,
The consciousness is also very muddy,
I always feel like a dough,
It is repeatedly kneaded and squeezed by various techniques,
It's as if there's a retarded person holding a mallet and slapping himself constantly,
It's like trying to make yourself a retard.
I don't know how long this has been going on,
Zhou Ze opened his eyes suddenly.
He found himself lying on a cold iron plate,
All around is a cold hue.
It's a little familiar,
not a hospital,
But it's like a hospital.
Zhou Ze sat up silently,
When you sit up,
It dawned on him that
Can you sit up by yourself?
Assi!
Could it be that every time I am tortured and flattened, I can deepen my control over my body?
Sure enough, adversity can make people grow,
Those peerless masters were all flattened, right?
Zhou Ze reached out and touched his chest,
can be pressed,
God knows how many ribs were broken, and the chest was deflated.
Wait
Looking around again,
Zhou Ze finally understood where he was now,
This is the forensic office!
No wonder it's similar to the feeling of a hospital.
"Hoo ............"
Take a long sigh of relief,
As long as it's not at the door of the incinerator,
Finally, it's not the fate of being grilled as soon as you wake up.
Wrong
Zhou Ze seemed to have thought of something,
In disbelief, he reached out and touched his temple.
really
Finger touched a hole!
It's exactly where your temples are!
"That female police officer, this marksmanship ......"
Don't think that the police or the criminal police are sharpshooters, in fact, even the shooting response of the sharpshooter in an emergency situation is difficult to achieve absolute accuracy.
"That woman, shot me straight in the temple?"
Zhou Ze also put his finger into the bullet hole and touched it,
It's so deep.
No
What am I doing here?
Zhou Ze put his hand down,
I was actually picking at the bullet hole where my head was blown out.
This may leave a heavy psychological shadow on yourself after returning to normal in the future.
But then he was relieved that his ashes had been stolen, and the ashes were bibimbap;
Think about that,
That doesn't seem like a big deal right now.
Zhou Ze remembered that he had a classmate in middle school who liked to pick the corns on the soles of his feet, and Zhou Ze accidentally saw it during class once, and he felt so disgusting at the time.
It's a pity that the classmate can't see it.
At this moment, the door of the medical examiner's room was opened, and it should have been dark at this time, and I don't know if I was in a coma for another day or two.
Zhou Ze was thinking about whether to lie down and continue to pretend to be a corpse,
Otherwise, it would be your own sin to frighten the police uncle.
"Boss?"
The one who came in,
It's actually Lao Zhang.
There is no need to pretend, Zhou Ze breathed a long sigh of relief.
Lao Zhang walked in in a police uniform, and when he saw Zhou Ze sitting there, he immediately approached.
But
When his gaze stayed on the bullet hole on Zhou Ze's head, the expression on his face also twitched subconsciously.
dead person
He's seen a lot,
Even Lao Zhang had personally shot and killed the suspect who resisted and tried to threaten the safety of the hostages before.
But the hole in the head can still sit up and sigh,
It's the first time I've seen Lao Zhang.
For the first time,
It's always a bit scrambling.
"Boss, what's the matter with you?"
Lao Zhang sat down on the edge of the steel plate bed, and since he saw Zhou Ze a night ago, too many questions have accumulated in his heart.
I obviously went to Xuzhou on a business trip to handle the case,
Why did I see a guy like a zombie attacking me when I was walking with Officer Chen?
And the guy who attacked himself turned out to be his own boss!
"It's a long story, what about the phone, give me a call."
Zhou Ze stretched out his hand.
"I've already contacted Yingying, they are still in the mountains of the next province, calculate the time, and estimate that they should be able to come over at dawn."
"Oh, that's good."
Zhou Ze habitually reached out and touched the bullet hole on his head,
Hand cheap, hand cheap,
I can't help it.
It's like a strange thing grows on your body, and you can't help but keep touching it to see a truth.
"This matter was suppressed, and a corpse was moving in the middle of the night, which was too appalling, but fortunately, Officer Chen made a decision immediately and did not let this matter spread to the society."
In fact, when the police handle cases, they often walk by the river, how can they not get their shoes wet, and they will occasionally encounter some unbelievable things.
If you're familiar with veteran police officers, ask them, and they'll be able to tell you two or three scary cases, but most of them have been blocked by propaganda because the disclosure of some of the details of the cases would cause social panic.
Obviously,
Zhou Ze's matter this time should have been blocked.
It is estimated that the police uncles will be shocked after the autopsy,
This body must have been dead for more than a week.
"Officer Chen?"
Zhou Ze was stunned for a moment, pointed to his head and said:
"I said why is it so familiar, that she shot me in the head?"
"Hmm............" Lao Zhang was a little ashamed.
In fact, the situation was urgent at that time,
In Lao Zhang's view,
Officer Chen also fired the gun to save himself.
"That crazy woman, even if it's a corpse, you can't shoot like this casually, it's the crime of destroying the corpse!"
"At that time, it was the boss that almost killed me, so she ............"
"No, why are you talking to her so much? Is she your boss or am I your boss? ”
"She's my boss."
"............" Zhou Ze.
"Oh, I understand, Lao Zhang, did you sleep with her?"
Lao Zhang's face immediately turned a little red,
Busy Road:
"No, no."
Zhou Ze stretched out his hand, patted Lao Zhang on the shoulder, and said earnestly:
"Lao Zhang, how do you think about the very serious philosophical question of who is green?"
"............" Lao Zhang.
"Didn't think about it, did you? This question needs to be thought about carefully, it is very important, you know? ”
Lao Zhang's face was bitter.
Zhou Ze lowered his head, and suddenly found that there was a big knife with an "X" on his chest.
"Did I have an autopsy?"
"Yes, boss, I can't stop this, and I don't know if you're still in this body, boss.
I came here tonight, and I secretly came to have a look, and I didn't know if you would wake up, in fact, I didn't understand a lot of your things, and I didn't understand them very well. ”
"Tsk."
Zhou Ze got out of bed,
Not very steady,
It's a little crooked,
It's a lot of struggle to control your body,
But still stood still.
Lao Zhang was next to him and immediately helped to support,
It's like a eunuch waiting on Lafayette.
"This body has become like this, and it can still move, are you surprised?"
"Well, surprised." Zhang Yanfeng replied.
"I'm also surprised that I feel like I'm driving a classic car that could fall apart at any moment."
Zhou Ze suddenly felt a little weak and weak,
The body began to fall backwards uncontrollably.
Fortunately, Lao Zhang held on and didn't let Zhou Ze fall.
"Boss, what's wrong with you?"
"Looks like I'm a little hungry."
Zhou Ze said.
Bread is the staff of life
How long has it been since you eaten?
The last time I had dinner, I seemed to have made a meal with Lawyer An in the kidnapping village and the kitchen of the villager's house.
"But, boss, your stomach has been cut out, and the residue in your stomach has been taken for a test."
"But I'm still hungry."
Zhou Ze was reluctantly supported by Lao Zhang and sat back on the steel plate bed.
"That's it, Lao Zhang, you come over your neck and let me suck a few mouthfuls of blood, I guess I can recover some strength."
"............" Lao Zhang.
"You won't be so stingy, don't you look at what your boss has become, his head is drilled, what's wrong with sucking your two mouthfuls of blood?"
"It's ............ All right. ”
Lao Zhang is still an honest man in the end,
I really put my neck over it.
Zhou Ze was not polite, opened his mouth and bit down.
"Hiss ............"
"Hiss ............"
Lao Zhang is in pain,
Lao Zhou is cool.
For the first time, Zhou Ze found that the blood was so delicious, as if he was drinking a soup stewed with tonics, and when he took a mouthful of blood, he felt that it was warm there.
Zhou Ze wasn't embarrassed to suck too much,
Suck Lao Zhang dry, Lao Zhang has no play,
Immediately let go of your mouth,
Some of them wiped their mouths with reluctance and reluctance.
Lao Zhang took out a tissue paper and pressed the wound on his neck, which hurt a little, but there was no special situation.
"Just a few mouthfuls of blood, it's fine, maybe you'll still have benefits." Zhou Ze said with relief.
"Benefits?"
"yes, see Deadpool in our store, he's ............"
Lao Zhang's face changed,
Deadpool's stupid look came to mind.
"No, this example is inappropriate, let's see when the time comes, my body is not my own body now, it may not have any effect, and I don't know if zombies can give a first hug or something like a vampire.
I'll discuss it with that one when I have the opportunity, and see if I can get it, once it's done, Lao Zhang, your generation will be terrible, and those thousand-year-old zombie kings will have to call you ancestors. ”
When a leader,
You can't do practical things,
You can be blind,
You can have a black heart,
But you definitely can't not draw a pie,
Anyway, you don't need money to draw a flatbread.
"By the way, there's one more thing, you can take me to check the autopsy report of my body later."
"Autopsy report?"
"Well, I'm worried that this thing I possess will be bad if it gets sick, such as AIDS or something, of course, this probability is too low, impossible, don't worry too much."
"............" Lao Zhang.
"Call Yingying and them again, urge, what time is it, I can't stand this body." Zhou Ze urged.
"Oh, good."
Lao Zhang picked up his mobile phone,
When you are about to make a call,
It was already in the middle of the night when the corridor was quiet outside the door of the forensic office,
Suddenly, a childish and young child's voice came:
"Uncle,
Do you miss me?
I'm coming to see you! ”
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In fact, there has been no shortage of updates in the past few days, and the two updates are still maintained.
The crux of the problem is that the dragon's schedule has collapsed directly, and it is completely reversed with everyone, and the update is also reversed.