Chapter 5: Filthy
Song Qingyun knew that she was deliberately finding fault, and replied, "Is it uncomfortable to marry a butcher?" ”
The fat sister-in-law's man is a butcher, and he walks the streets and alleys with a knife in his arms all day long, killing pigs and sheep for people, and when he comes back, he can always bring some water to his wife and children to satisfy their hunger.
Song Qingyun looked up and down at the newly dressed fat sister-in-law, deliberately raised her voice and said, "Oh, fat sister-in-law, have you made a fortune recently?" This dress is new, right? The material is so smooth to the touch, it costs a lot of money, right? ”
The fat sister-in-law did not suspect cheating, and said proudly, "If you wear new clothes, others won't be able to wear them?"
"It's that Li'er, I went shit and picked up a little piece of gold, you can't also pick up gold, right? I see that the men in your family are no longer going out to work, have they picked up big treasures?"
A word woke up the dreamer, and the onlookers immediately looked at the fat sister-in-law with strange eyes.
“…… You, you talk nonsense......"
The fat sister-in-law was stared at and uncomfortable, and someone asked with a gun and a stick, "Fat sister-in-law, it's still early for the New Year, why are you still wearing new clothes?" When people make a fortune, they all tell everyone, why don't you eat alone without making a sound? ”
"It's your business......" The fat sister-in-law scolded people without any pressure, and she was a neighbor with Liu Wang's family, and her scolding skills were no less than hers, and she immediately turned the focus of attention to it.
The troublemakers slipped away in a hurry, and as for the carriage of the Liu family, no one cared about it, Liu Wangshi suddenly felt less envious, jealous and hateful, and opened the sedan curtain to see that it was the fat sister-in-law who robbed her of the limelight.
Song Qingyun carried the basket away from the place of right and wrong, and finally found a shallow place by the river, and threw a stone into a pit, in which the palm-sized river fish jumped out of the flowers.
God treats her well, and uses a simple net bag made by himself to copy it into the water, and there are more than a dozen of them, all of which are fat and big.
She didn't have the courage to go to a deep place, so she fished out the fish in the puddle and went home, dried it in good weather, stuffed it under the pit in winter and roasted it, and opened meat for herself.
After eating in the evening, light the oil lamp and Qingyun hurriedly cleaned up the fish.
I don't know if it was poured cold wind by the river, and her stomach was filled with nausea, and she couldn't vomit when she wanted to, which made her upset.
I put a handkerchief under my nose, and I couldn't smell the fishy smell in my stomach, and it was already very deep after cleaning up the fish.
As soon as she plugged in the door, she heard a "bang" in the courtyard, and Qingyun immediately blew out the oil lamp, held the dagger that killed the fish, and hid behind the door.
Living alone in a remote place, her vigilance is very high, and her sense of hearing has become very sensitive, and someone from the yard has come in, tiptoeing close to the door.
Who will it be? The apprentices in the village? Or is it the fat sister-in-law's man who comes to take revenge on her?
No matter who it was, Qingyun was very scared, she couldn't beat any man at all, and if it was really a critical moment, she could only force her to die.
"Knock knock!" Song Qingyun stepped back nervously, knocking on the door persistently, as if she wouldn't leave without opening the door.
"Light clouds?" There was a small cracking sound outside the door, as if a finger was picking at the door.
"Qingyun, open the door for me." It was a man with a deep voice, and Song Qingyun asked in a panic, "Who are you?" ”
"It's me, your Erlang."
"Gross!"
A feeling of nausea came out of his throat and eyes, who is Erlang? I didn't expect the disciple to be so frivolous and shameless.
"I don't know any Erlang, please leave my house, or I'll call someone."
"I'm Changchun, why can't you even hear my voice?"
Liu Changchun? Song Qingyun felt sick again.
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm your husband, so naturally I'm here to see you."
"Hehe, you're in the water? I've been divorced by you, so why do you want to husband?"
"That's all my mother's idea, I didn't want to, since we got married and haven't had a room yet, I don't want to have any regrets, once you enter the door of my house, you will always be my Liu Changchun's daughter-in-law, you open the door quickly, see what good things I bring you."
Hehe, it turns out that brazenness is genetic, and this kind of thing is also due to him, regret not sleeping on himself?
"Liu Changchun, you are also a parent official now, if you say such shameless words, you are not afraid that your colleagues will know and laugh at you? Or don't you take that official lady seriously? How about I talk to her about it tomorrow? ”
Outside the door, a trace of impatience flashed on Liu Changchun's dark face, how many girls in the house would like to be able to climb into his bed and wait for him to be pampered, what kind of high is Song Qingyun pretending to be an orphan?
"I can go in if you don't open the door, after tonight, I will go home and tell my mother, accept you as a concubine, you don't have to work hard in the future, but there is a request, you can't tell outsiders about it, let alone reach Xiuzhi's ears."
Song Qingyun rolled her eyes speechlessly, this Liu Changchun doesn't feel too good, is talking to her in this kind of charity tone insulting her IQ?
She didn't have the patience to rub her tongue with him anymore, so she ran to the window and shouted, "It's a robbery, Liu Changchun's family is here to rob!" ”
In the dead of night, her sharp scream pierced the sky, and suddenly woke up all the dogs in the village, and Liu Xigui's wife scolded him, "Something happened!" ”
"Huh? …… Bite...... What's wrong? Liu Xigui got up in a panic and asked in a daze.
"Listen, it's the light clouds by the river shouting, is it the old woman of the Liu family who is making trouble again?"
Liu Xigui lay on the windowsill and listened for a while, but wasn't Qingyun shouting? If it had been before, he wouldn't have gone there at night when anyone was fighting, it was cold outside, and how comfortable it was in the bed.
But not now, yesterday Liu Xigui also received two jars of good wine and some food from Qingyun, and even his little granddaughter received a pair of pearl flowers with a novel style.
He quickly put on a piece of clothing, beckoned his son to take the house, and ran to the river.
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"What are you shouting, stinky?" Liu Changchun was scared in a cold sweat, he secretly ran over and no one knew, if he called someone, if his ugly thing was known by the lady who lived in the county, his life would be difficult to protect.
After Liu Xigui arrived, Qingyun dared to open the door.
"Qingyun, what are you shouting when you say you don't sleep at night? Who's there? Isn't that a toss-up? ”
Liu Xigui was angry, and on the way, he suddenly figured it out, how could he become Song Qingyun's bodyguard as the head of a village? When you hear the danger, you quickly run over, it's not in accordance with the rules! Tomorrow, he has to think of a way to say anything, and after a long time, he can't bear this old bone.
Seeing that Liu Changchun was scared away, Qingyun didn't insist that he was molested, and he smiled with the village chief and settled down overnight.
The next day it was almost noon, Qingyun came back from the mountains with a basket on his back, and found that there were many people under the ancient trees in the center of the village.
She was secretly happy in her heart, this was a trick that Liu Xigui specially came up with for her, no matter what others said, as long as she could ensure safety, at least Liu Changchun would never dare to beat her again.