A few minutes ago, in front of the Laughing Pavilion, Zhang Jiao was twisting and dancing hard, performing jokes.

It is proved that the days when it is becoming more and more difficult for small artists who are not in the stream to mix, in the past, there were only singers who could sing and dance, but now even to tell a joke, you have to jump around like a rabbit to work.

"Yesterday my best brother complained to me that he was green.

He asked him what he said so?

He told me that his girlfriend told him a few days ago that the company organized a two-day and one-night group health, and the result was that he went out on a trip with his male girlfriend.

Although after being caught, my girlfriend said that she and her boyfriend didn't do anything out of the ordinary at all, and the reason why she lied was because my good brother was too careful.

But my brother didn't believe in pure friendship between men and women, and insisted that he was green and cried all the time.

I thought his thoughts were very strange, and persuaded him: 'You are really a double standard, you have maintained a pure friendship relationship with the opposite sex, but you don't believe in such a thing as pure friendship between men and women, you are mentally ill.' ’

He angrily asked me loudly, 'Are you crazy, I have a pure friendship with that person of the opposite sex?'

I replied, 'It's your girlfriend.'"

When you were drunk, you told me in person, that now you are showering, stripping, lying under the same bed, and you are just talking, isn't this a pure friendship?' ”

When the words landed, he began to imitate the most popular sport of the entire human race with his mouth, and the whistle before the referee fouled the athlete on the field and was sent off by the referee, "beep

The few young people around who listened to the joke let out a heartfelt laugh, applauded, and were about to leave.

A young man who looked like a college student suddenly paused, turned his head to look at Zhang Jiao again, looked carefully for a while, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and found a report on the Internet about yesterday's Anle Street Iron Fist Martial Arts Gym case, looked at the screen, looked at Zhang Jiao, looked down at the screen, and looked up at Zhang Jiao, with a surprised expression on his face.

Seeing this, the two companions together asked strangely, "What's wrong with Xiao Han?"

The young man held up his mobile phone in one hand, shook it in front of his companion's eyes, pointed at Zhang Jiao with the other and said, "Look at this transcendent person who seriously injured the evil ghost in the news, is it a buddy who performs over there?"

"Oh, that's the dude. His two companions glanced at each other a few times, and exclaimed in unison: "This theater cow actually puts such a strong transcendent person on the street to perform a talk show and solicit business, what a way." ”；

"Yesterday he killed evil ghosts majestically, and today he tells jokes, this guy is personality enough, he is wild when he sees the road, and he is a cowman. ”

When these words were heard by the other tourists passing by, they immediately attracted their attention, and the plague spread.

In fact, it is not uncommon for transcendents to do other part-time jobs in Lu Yangguo, especially in a prosperous city like Haijing, there are all kinds of strange people, not to mention doing comedians, even if they are double monks who are 'ducks'.

But because of the case of the Iron Fist Martial Arts Gym, more than 30 people were killed and injured at one time, even at the moment when riots were frequent, it also caused a great sensation.

In addition, when Zhang Jiao fought with the mountain guest ghosts, the whole process was recorded by a professional videographer.

After professional editing, he blew himself up by burning money, and his heroic posture when he burst out far beyond his real level of attack power, which was vividly expressed.

and the image of an honest and stupid melon when performing jokes, it is too far away.

The contrast is stark, the drop is huge, it gives people an incredible feeling, and it is naturally extremely eye-catching.

"The critical moment for the establishment of people has arrived. Seeing that the people around him were gathering more and more, and countless mobile phone cameras were aimed at him, Zhang Jiao, who had been prepared, secretly thought: "The label is honest, forbearing, and hard-working." ”

Perform more attentively.

And when the truth of this incident reached Xu Jili's office, the laughing Zanyang almost squirted out the tea, "I just said that it can attract so many people, and it won't be your troupe's rotten performance."

It's funny that you still insist that your stinginess is recognized by the public.

But this corner in your theater is kind of interesting.

Professionally working as a comedian student in the theater of Art Street, amateur chivalry hunts evil ghosts, which is very dramatic.

This is the feeling of living life as a movie, and it can be worth a small interview.

Geely, please arrange it, I will promote and promote your theater by the way. ”

Liu Minghui, who was next to him, also sensitively foresaw the news point at this time, and did not be polite to his wife, and said with a smile: "Wife, the daily hits of your website have exceeded 80 million, what are you doing so hard, just let our paper media live for a day."

Geely, we are good brothers, you have to give me the opportunity to visit.

I'll leave a fifth of your actors and theater in 3 pages, so you can frame a big piece and hang it in your office as a façade. ”

Xu Jili looked at Liu Minghui and Zanyang and his wife, sighed and said: "Liu Minghui and Zanyang, you are still the elite of the elite among the Haijing media people.

It is known as the conscience of the public and the mouthpiece of society.

It's just such a philistine, so utilitarian, a little news, is it that two husbands and wives are robbing it together?

I'm not like you, I don't sell my students just because I can sell my students on a big website or Haijing's No. 1 print media with a free promotion theater.

Unless the two interviews of "Haicheng Evening News" and "Jingdu People" are given to us at the same time, and the photos of Xiaoxiao Hall must appear at least once in the report, I will never let you interview Zhang Jiao. ”

Hearing his resolute tone, Liu Minghui and Zan Yang glanced at each other reproachfully, and said in unison: "Xu Jili, you are really still as brazen as before."

Okay, we promised you, call that student named Zhang Jiao over. ”

"Okay, I'll arrange it. When the goal was achieved, Xu Jili jumped up from the sofa excitedly and immediately called someone to call Zhang Jiao.

The boss's orders were naturally executed quickly, and a few minutes later, Zhang Jiao, who was performing hard in front of the door, was called to the office by the manager secretary of the Xiaoxiao Pavilion.

Looking at his disappearing back, the other street show students looked at each other one by one, and the performances became more sloppy because of distraction.

The students who had their turn to rest whispered to each other, "It seems that Senior Zhang is really the one who fights the evil ghost on the news, otherwise how could the boss specifically look for him." ”

"Before Senior Zhang arrived, I said that he and the transcendent who killed ghosts in the city center yesterday were carved out of the same mold, and they must be the same person.

You just say no, one or two have some eyes. ”

"It's not that we have bad eyes, it's that we can't believe our eyes.

You don't know much about Senior Zhang, but I've known him for more than 1 year.

How could such an honest person swallow his anger take the initiative to help the police kill evil ghosts, and he was not acting in a movie. ”

When people interact with each other, they can often only see the appearance of general acquaintances, so the actors and students of the Xiaoxiao Hall can't believe that Zhang Jiao will be the transcendent person in the news report who kills decisively.

A whole day has passed, and even if someone has read the report, no one has called Zhang Jiao for verification.

This is the case with the so-called 'authorities obsessed'.