Chapter 140: Trickery Meets Trickery
Xia Yiyu got up unhurriedly, with a solemn face: "I'll go out, go to Qianzhuang to deal with affairs first, and then go to the street to take a look." ”
After he finished speaking, he turned around and left, walked a few steps and paused, and a sentence came from his back: "I not only work diligently, but also work very well!" ”
Is this a pun? Or is there something else?
Tang Yanming sneered!
In Xie Yufei's last life, in the information age, he had seen a lot of this kind of meat talk on the Internet.
Xizhu praised: "The prince is so powerful!" ”
Xiao Qingmeng nodded in agreement!
Two silly chicks! Xie Yufei's face is black!
Xie Yufei rewarded each of the two stupid girls with a chestnut.
She looked at her cousin, who was trying to hold back a smile: "You quickly follow the prince and let him arrange a position for you." ”
Hearing this, Tang Yanming's delicate facial features were all squeezed together.
He reluctantly got up, struggling not to keep up.
Night!
In the hall on Xie Yufei's mansion, she and Xia Yiyu sat at the top, and Tang Yanming sat at the bottom uneasily.
At this moment, he had a blue nose and swollen face and a lame leg, and he had moved in step by step just now.
Xie Yufei's eyes stared, and he was empty: "Brother, tell me why you are fighting." ”
"Cough, cough, cough" Tang Yanming had a heavy continuous dry cough.
"Brother, I still have to say it before my lungs cough out!" Xie Yufei said.
Hearing this, Tang Yanming coughed deeply, stopped coughing, and treated cough with cough.
Then he bowed his head!
He looked at the ground with blazing eyes, and said, "I invited a group of brothers to drink tonight, and it happened that there was a fight outside, and the fight was exciting and intense, so I went into my room and brought a plate of melon seeds..."
Xie Yufei grabbed the white: "So you sat next to you and watched the excitement while knocking melon seeds, but they stopped fighting, so they came to beat you?" ”
"......" the people in the church
Tang Yanming gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely: "My sister is so smart, she can hear the strings and know the elegant meaning, and she can draw inferences from one another, my brother is deeply admired!" ”
"......" the people in the church
That's the right word!
"Brother Tang, you used the wrong word, this is called asking Niu Zhima, and knowing by micro." Xia Yiyu kindly reminded.
Tang Yanming sent a sycophant: "Thank you for the teachings of the prince, the prince is really knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and he admires the humiliation!" ”
Xia Yiyu corrected again: "Brother Tang, you should be knowledgeable and talented!" ”
Tang Yanming was stunned, and complimented again: "The prince is really knowledgeable and talented, and he admires his humble position." ”
"Don't interject!" Xie Yufei glared at him, then kept his eyes glaring, and moved his head to Tang Yanming's face.
She opened her eyes a little wider and glared at him: "Alright! Brother, don't pretend, as long as I don't figure it out, the topic won't run, please continue to narrate your heroic deeds. ”
Tang Yanming bent down and wanted to rub his legs to avoid her terrifying gaze, but as a result...
"Oops, my old waist - it hurts me."
Xie Yufei held his forehead: "Brother, my whole body hurts, and I have to make it clear before I can go back to lie down and rest, if you really hurt, it's better to just finish it neatly, and go back to rest, right?" ”
Tang Yanming was stunned, if he met a trickster, would he still have a chance to escape?
He straightened up and sat upright!
Lame prosthetic leg, heavy coughing, lying, biased topic, back pain, he still has tricks behind him that he hasn't shown, how could he ever think that he still has to tell the truth, he really doesn't have the habit of telling the truth.
Since there is no way to avoid it, then simply said: "In the afternoon, the prince took me to report, officially took up the post of a majestic deputy commander, and received a set of majestic official uniforms, I think of course I have to share with others if I have happy events, I am a righteous person, I can't do it alone and steal fun, I must be happy..."
"You can skip the nonsense and get to the point!"
Xie Yufei yawned, and everyone was sleepy.
Helpless! Why is it so hard to get things out of his mouth?
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This afternoon, Xia Yiyu asked him to lead him to report his appointment, and after the report, he immediately walked away.
Tang Yanming took the official uniform and put it on, wearing a majestic official uniform to swagger through the street, wandering around for an afternoon, but whenever he met a woman, he had to go forward to shake the official authority, and by the way, he whistled and laughed.
After shaking for a long time, my heart was still empty.
If he is not filled with vanity, he must be empty, and the people outside don't know him at all, and no matter how ostentatious he is, he doesn't have much sense of accomplishment.
So he invited ten of his friends upstairs to show off and satisfy his vanity from the adoring and envious eyes of his friends.
went upstairs and called the girl, and a group of fox friends and dog friends waited for a long time and did not see the girl come to the door, so they sent the host out to find someone to ask.
Coincidentally, as soon as Tang Yanming stepped out of the door, he saw a group of girls, he thought he had called the girls in his room, so he invited the girls to the room.
Not long after the girls invited in, the old bustard hurriedly came in and explained: "I'm sorry, uncles, this girl is from the next room, please wait a while, the girl will come immediately." ”
"The girl stayed, let the next door wait, we won't wait"
"Entered the wrong room, found the right Lang, we are already in love, and we will never want to suffer from separation."
A group of fox friends and dog friends were willing to back down, and they all started clamoring.
At this moment, the door was kicked open, and more than a dozen people rushed in, and the leader of the group spat out: "Which old - mothers - their pants are not tightly tied, so that such a bad thing pops out?" Just out of the pants to dare to rob a woman with Lao Tzu? ”
The vicious words made Tang Yanming's fox friends jump to their feet angrily, and they stood up one after another, glaring at this group of uninvited guests angrily.
Tang Yanming was even more angry, tonight was his celebration banquet.
He understood that this foreplay was at the beginning, and the person came up with a disrespectful remark, whether it was a tentative look at whether you were a soft persimmon or a hard persimmon, and the performance at this time would determine whether you would be bullied, or let others dare not mess with you.
Now that he is the eldest brother of King Qin, who is he afraid of?
Tang Yanming took a few steps forward, opened his mouth and scolded: "The crotch of the dog-mother-is not tightened, revealing the dog's mouth barking here." ”
Both sides spoke ill of each other, making it clear that they didn't want to be good, and they were going to fight, even if so, then they would kill him, and both sides rushed towards each other and scuffled.
Tang Yanming is a scoundrel, he has been living by fighting since he was a child, and he is uncomfortable if he doesn't fight for a few days, if fighting is also a skill, then he would have become famous a long time ago.
Therefore, Tang Yanming was like a fish in water in the melee, and one person knocked over a few.
At this moment, he was brave and invincible, roared wildly, and pounced on the young man who was the leader just now like a fierce tiger, knocked him to the ground, rode on him, stuck his neck, and smashed his big fist into his face.
Tang Yanming was really angry, and roared while smashing: "Lao Tzu asked you to make trouble, Lao Tzu asked you to disturb Lao Tzu's celebration banquet." Lao Tzu told you to show up and beg for a beating. ”
He seemed to be desperate to smash that person, but he was just terrifying, he was not stunned, he wouldn't do it lightly or severely, at most, he would hit that person in the face with blood, and he wouldn't kill anyone.
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