Chapter 100: Yao Ji who was led astray
"What!" Yao Ji smiled at the corner of her mouth, and raised her head and said arrogantly.
"What else? You splashed me with water and asked me what I was doing? ”
Jiang Fan stood up suddenly, with a black face, and stepped forward step by step with a fierce face.
Yao Ji smiled and said seriously: "I advise you, it's best to stay away from me." Otherwise, I'm going to scream! ”
"Hmph, you call it! It's called a throat cut... Phew, don't you call me, I..."
Jiang Fan glared, and he had the posture of beating Yao Ji up.
Yao Ji didn't care at all, but said slowly: "That's not necessarily! In case the king of the book called, it attracted people. Unfortunately, he exposed his identity as a zombie king. ”
"Then the king accidentally said that he leaked his mouth... You say it's none of your business? ”
Belch... All right! Count you ruthless!
Jiang Fan was really frightened by Yao Ji, if he really continued according to Yao Ji's words, the result would be self-evident. It's a person who can think that he is the mysterious zombie king who has been rumored for a long time, but has never appeared.
But thinking of Jiang Fan, who was tricked by Yao Ji but was helpless, he felt very embarrassed, and said with a dark face: "Okay, this account will be written down for you first." When I get to the Demon Domain in the future, see how I clean you up! ”
"Giggles... Then you wait slowly! I guess you'll have to wait a long, long time! Yao Jiqiao had a smug smile on her face.
Jiang Fan frowned: "What do you mean?" By the way, you, a zombie king, don't stay in the Demon Domain, what are you doing in the world? ”
"This king is bored in the seventh region, and he has decided to settle down in the human world in the future!" Yao Ji smiled and said, "Surprised, surprised?" ”
Jiang Fan glared: "Surprise you big-headed ghost, tell me quickly, the real purpose of your coming to the world!" ”
"Hmph, it's not interesting at all, it's boring, no, you deserve to be single!" Yao Ji said with disdain.
Ahh Lao Tzu is not single, you are a zombie king!
And you're a single dog for hundreds or thousands of years, and you're embarrassed to say me?
The corners of Jiang Fan's mouth twitched, his eyes stared at Yao Ji tightly, and he didn't say a word, but the meaning was obvious.
Yao Ji pouted: "Okay! To tell the truth, since the last time he repelled the army of the Three Kings, the kings of the Inner Regions have always looked at this king unpleasantly. In the past two days, it has been around the seventh area, and it has been full of heavy troops. ”
"Nominally, it is a normal transfer of demons in the Demon Domain, but in fact, it is monitoring the seventh region. The king was very unhappy, so he decided to cooperate with humans. ”
"Are you serious?"
Jiang Fan's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "Aren't you afraid that humans will destroy your seventh region?" And do you think that human beings are really comfortable cooperating with you? ”
Yao Ji blinked her eyes, and suddenly said, "Are you concerned about this king?" Or do you humans say, do you want to be the king? ”
Burst!
Jiang Fan spit out a mouthful of old blood, what kind of eye did you see that Lao Tzu was going to soak you?
Wait, this girl doesn't even know about home runs, how can she know about pickling girls?
Thinking about it, he was a little curious: "Do you know what bubble you are?" ”
"Of course I know, I watched your TV series in the past two days, and all kinds of bubbles and girls came out in it!" Yao Ji was talking, suddenly looked at Jiang Fan, and said with disdain: "I have to say, it's not for nothing that you are single, the trick of picking up girls is really low!" ”
Nima, what kind of TV series did you watch in particular, and you learned this without learning anything else?
And you're LOW, your whole family is LOW!
Jiang Fan vomited blood angrily, and when he was about to speak, he suddenly thought of something, his expression tightened, and he hurriedly said, "You have been in the world for two days?" Wasn't it discovered by the Heavenly Master sitting in the human world? ”
"I found it! As soon as this king came out of the seventh area, he was discovered! ”
Yao Ji said indifferently: "However, it is just right to find out." The king directly talked to the human high-level and agreed on a series of cooperation. By the way, I forgot to tell you that the hotel where this king lives in the world was arranged by the human high-level. ”
Jiang Fan looked stunned, rubbed his head, felt a mess in his mind, secretly figured out his thoughts, and found out the key points from Yaoji's words.
That is, she wants to cooperate with the humans, and as soon as she leaves the seventh region, she meets with the human high-level to discuss cooperation.
Then during the negotiation of cooperation, I stayed in an unknown hotel, watched some bloody TV series, and learned some messy things... Wait, so what did she come to me for?
And she just talked about cooperation with humans, and humans will let her wander around the world, and will they not arrange for people to follow her?
If someone were to follow me, wouldn't I...
Jiang Fan's expression suddenly became nervous, and he subconsciously sniffed with his nose.
"Don't worry, when this king came, he had already thrown off the Heavenly Master who was following him!" Yao Ji pursed her lips and said with disdain.
Jiang Fan sniffed around, and there was really no strange aura of a celestial master, so he put his mind at ease and asked, "Then what are you looking for me for?" ”
"It's okay! I just want to play tricks on you! Yao Ji spread her hands.
Jiang Fan's face froze, looking at Yao Ji's pretty face, and he really wanted to beat this idle girl hard.
Well, it has to be a face punch.
She didn't even know her mother until she was beaten!
Thinking about it, Jiang Fan took a deep breath before saying, "Okay! You play by yourself, I want to cultivate, I don't have time to take care of you! ”
The sound fell, turned around and returned to the cultivation position, sat down cross-legged, and meditated with his eyes closed.
Yao Ji raised her eyebrows, and her figure appeared in front of Jiang Fan in a flash, and she was also cross-legged, supporting her head with one hand, staring directly at Jiang Fan, without blinking her eyes.
Jiang Fan had already felt it when Yao Ji was just sitting in front of her, and he didn't want to pay attention to her, but she kept watching her like this. I really can't calm down and cultivate.
In particular, an inexplicable irritability emerged in his heart, which made him very uncomfortable.
Finally an hour later, Jiang Fan couldn't help it, opened his eyes and glared, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Didn't do anything! You cultivate yours, this king looks at this king! Yao Ji said seriously.
Burst!
Jiang Fan suffered a critical blow, and he felt like crazy.
"Oh, it turns out that this is what is often said in TV series, I like the way you can't get used to me and can't kill me!"
At this time, Yao Ji suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "This king likes it!" ”
Bang!
Jiang Fan felt like he had been shot in the head, and he felt like he wanted to die.
"Jiang Fan, the conference is about to start!"
At this moment, before Su Qingxi arrived, the voice sounded first.
After a while, Su Qingxi walked out of the forest, and when she saw Yao Ji sitting in front of Jiang Fan, her face changed slightly, and she smiled a little strongly: "Jiang Fan, you have a friend!" ”
Jiang Fan glanced at Su Qingxi, and said weakly: "Don't talk about friends, this is an enemy!" ”
"Hey, beauty, we're meeting again!" Yao Ji didn't care, turned her head and beckoned to Su Qingxi.
Jiang Fan supported his forehead, motor, I must be told that Yao Ji watched that TV series, otherwise Lao Tzu would definitely beat the director of the TV series and so on, and all the will be out.
Can a TV series be made well?
Didn't you see that even a zombie king was taken crooked?
"Hey, you're Sister Yaoji!" Su Qingxi recognized at a glance that Yao Ji, who had met in the eighteenth area, was inexplicably relieved, and jumped forward, a little surprised.
While speaking, he didn't forget to glance at Jiang Fan and complained: "Jiang Fan, Sister Yaoji is here, why don't you say anything." ”
Jiang Fan covered his head with a headache, don't talk to me, I want to be quiet!