Chapter 47: The Scumbag Ghost
The day after the matter was investigated, Qin Dahao drove Chen Xiaobraid and Lu Dagang back to Ding Zaotou's restaurant.
"Boy, do you have any plans this time?"
That's a good question! Everyone, please keep an eye on it. ”
As soon as Qin Tianlin asked about the plan, the pigtail reached out and pulled out a large piece of white paper.
"This is the Great Law of Transforming Shapes and Souls that I formulated!" The big paper was spread out on the table, and everyone saw that the paper was full of various symbols and arrows, and they didn't understand what the plan of the pigtail was for the transformation of the soul of the braid.
"Hehe, listen to me next." Seeing that the time was ripe, the pigtail didn't sell it and told everyone about the plan.
"It's a plan that requires a few of us to work together. Uncle Qin, you are not the birthday of the Yin Shi, but I will extinguish your life, so you are the first to go. Dagang You are the fifth day of the first month of the first month at noon, the absolute pure yang physique, so you are the second. ”
Only then did everyone understand that this plan really had to be done by a few people, because the lives of these people were still a bit unique.
"Alright, then that bastard won't be able to escape this room even if he escapes!"
Pigtail first set up a room, and put soul stalking charms on the walls and doors and windows around it to ensure that the ghost could not escape.
"Hehe, Uncle Qin has to trouble you about this."
"What do you mean, kid, it's good if I can help, don't hit my attention!"
It stands to reason that after the matter was arranged, Chen Xiaobraid delayed the implementation, and when everyone was still wondering, the pigtail found Qin Da trouble with a hippie smile.
"You know, that male ghost is a scumbag, we have to use beauty tricks!"
"Beauty, then what are you looking for me, I'm not a beauty."
"I have a few runes here for you to drink, and I will use a blinding method to make you enter Xiao Jie's consciousness and be a beauty, so as to seduce the male ghost."
"What! I don't...... You don't inquire either... My Qin Tianlin's reputation in the capital, how is it possible! ”
Qin Dazhuo's face turned green when he heard Chen Xiaobraid's words, and he was naturally unwilling, but then he would definitely inevitably have a soft grinding and hard bubble from Chen Xiaobraid......
"Okay, come and lie down, don't move next, Uncle Qin, you cooperate." After discussing with Qin Da Trouble, Chen Xiaobraid put Ding Xiaojie flat on the floor, while Lu Dagang and Qin Da Trouble lay on either side of her.
Seeing that everything was ready, Chen Xiaobraid took out a long silver needle from his bag, and he first came to the middle of Qin Da Trouble and Ding Xiaojie......
At this time, the middle fingers of the two were firmly tied together by a red rope......
Chen Xiaobraid has done this kind of thing too many times, and he is also familiar with it, and he soon inserted a silver needle under the temples of the two of them.
The next soul change spell was together, and the two of them experienced the cold and piercing pain of the soul exchange at the same time.
Soon, Qin Da Trouble felt like he was in a dream, and he came to a meadow full of small flowers, and in front of him was the man and woman who were hugging each other tightly. Qin Da Hao hurriedly looked down at himself, only to see that he had completely turned into a girl's body at this time, but it was a pity that he couldn't see how his face looked, it seemed that this Chen Xiaobraid really had two hits.
"Yo, it's quite affectionate!"
"Who? How did you end up here. ”
Qin Da's troublesome words made the two separate at once, and the girl Ding Xiaojie didn't know what was going on, but the face of the male ghost Jiang Jian darkened.
"Yo, she's still a beauty!" But when he turned his head to see that it was a beautiful girl, Jiang Jian's face was suddenly full of smiles again.
"So pretty, are you here to get rid of me?"
"Oh, brother, you think too much, people are specifically coming to you~"
Although Qin Da was in trouble, although this person was hanging, he also cooperated with Chen Xiaobraid's arrangement, and at this time, he forcibly endured the nausea in his heart and threw a flattering look at the male ghost Jiang Jian.
"Brother, in fact, I am also a pure yin physique, I fell in love with you when I saw you in that ghost building before, and I want to get closer to you." Thinking that his master's aura was too heavy, Qin Da Trouble immediately forced himself to pretend to be cute and charming.
"Oh, that's it!"
"Brother Jian, what's wrong with you~"
But this Jiang Jian in front of him was really attracted by the amorous Qin Da trouble at this time, and he just wanted to talk to Ding Xiaojie who didn't want to be coquettish.
"Brother, look at what this is, this is the Thousand Yin Pill, the Thousand Yin Pill that can make the soul refine the Yin Body!"
Qin Da Trouble was really disgusting at this time, but after thinking about it and enduring it, he reached out and took out a shiny and round little thing, which was the Qianyin Pill that Chen Xiaobraid gave him, so he must take it out.
"I thought that if I gave this thing to you, we would be able to live and fly together."
This thing is a treasure that can not be found, and it is used to refine the yin body, although it cannot be like a normal person, but it can wander in the world forever and will not be scattered.
"In order to find this Thousand Yin Pill for my brother, I have worked a lot hard!"
"What...... Thousand Yin Pill! ”
Qin Da Trouble knows men best, and at this time, he put on that charming appearance, holding the Qianyin Pill in his hand, with a hint of sadness in his tone, which made Jiang Jian a little short of breath.
"I didn't expect... You've got a beloved, and it looks like I'm late......"
Qin Da took trouble to learn from the appearance in the TV series, and said the disgusting words that he had never said in his life, thinking that if Chen Xiaobraid couldn't get rid of a demon for a while, he would strangle Chen Xiaobraid to death.
"How so! My good sister, fate is never too late. But what she didn't expect was that Jiang Jian had already appeared in front of her as soon as she opened her eyes.
"But what about her?"
"True love can't be forced, I just pity her, but I am really moved when I see you."
Of course, Jiang Jian's purpose is for himself, now that he has a beautiful woman and a Thousand Yin Pill, how can he still look at Ding Xiaojie, at this time, his mouth is sweeter than eating honey.
"Then brother, let's go." "Okay, let's get out of here together." Seeing that the goal was achieved, Qin Da Trouble didn't say much, and led Jiang Jian's soul to leave Xiao Jie's body.
In an instant, Qin Da's troublesome soul returned to his body, and Jiang Jian came out of Ding Xiaojie's body.
"Hehe, sure enough, the yin qi on his body is surrounded! Beauty I'm coming, waiting for me! At this time, Qin Da Trouble, who drank the talisman water and was cast by Chen Xiaobraid, still looked like a beauty in Jiang Jian's eyes, and he was busy burrowing into Qin Da Trouble's body.
"Hmph, boy, you're such a." As soon as he disappeared, Chen Xiaobraid's figure appeared in the corner of the wall, it turned out that he had been staying there, but he had a soul charm on the top of his head.
And Jiang Jian's soul drilled into Qin Da's troublesome body, and the pigtail came between Lu Dagang and Ding Xiaojie again, and began to prepare for the soul.
Soon, with Chen Xiaobraid's command, the ritual of entering the soul began.
"The beauty is in a hurry, brother, I'm late." First of all, this Jiang Jian came to Qin Da's troublesome body, but he didn't want it to be particularly cold and hard here, which was completely different from Xiao Jie's tenderness and warmth.
"I really can't wait!" As soon as he turned around, Qin Da Trouble showed a charming smile, but Jiang Jian probably misunderstood what he meant by what he said couldn't wait.
"What is your name, beautiful man? How about calling you dear? Jiang Jian gently touched the frame with his hand, made a look that he thought he was very handsome, and slowly walked towards Qin Da Trouble.
"I think you'd better call me uncle." Qin Da was in trouble and couldn't stand it, he couldn't help it in the face of such a scumbag, and hit Jiang Jian in the face with a fist while Jiang Jian was gushing.
"Do you really think you're handsome?" At this time, this scumbag has already reached his own territory, and he is sorry for those innocent girls if he doesn't teach him a good lesson.
In fact, this Jiang Jian is also a little capable, otherwise how could he avoid the yin and wander in the world again and again.
But I don't want to, how could I meet a violent maniac dressed as a man......
"This is for your junior high school girlfriend!"
"This is for your high school girlfriend!"
"This is for your college girlfriend!"
"This is for the Chinese people!"
In just one moment, a one-sided Qin Da troublesome sadistic scene began......
Jiang Jian, who was already dizzy after being beaten, finally saw an opportunity and hurriedly ran out of Qin Da's troublesome body.
Jiang Jian, who ran out at this time, saw that there were soul suppression talismans posted everywhere in the house, so he wanted to enter Xiao Jie's body again.
"Still want to go back and hurt people? Dream! But at this moment, a young man appeared out of thin air in front of him, and a willow branch in his hand was slammed on his body.
Of course, this is Chen Xiaobraid, since Jiang Jian was introduced, how could he easily let him go back, Chen Xiaobraid had been staying here for a long time.
"You...... Who are you! At this time, Jiang Jian was completely blindfolded, and it was uncomfortable for this willow branch to hit the soul, and the blood-red marks were like fire.
"I'm just here to clean up your mage, boy, your end has come." Chen Xiaobraid shook the wicker in his hand and revealed his identity.
"Hey, hey, hey, leave it to me, kid! I'll serve him well! At this time, Qin Da was depressed because he couldn't enjoy the fight, and when he saw that Jiang Jian was trapped in the house, he snatched the wicker in the pigtail hand and began to abuse it twice.
At this time, Lu Dagang, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly appeared in Lu Dagang's body a somewhat delicate and cute girl, she was Ding Xiaojie.
"Uh... Hello, my name is Lu Dagang, you are in my body at this time, because the pigtail said that your soul is injured and you need to warm it in my pure yang body......"
This is also Chen Xiaobraid's arrangement, Ding Xiaojie's pure yin physique has been occupied by Jiang Jian for a long time, although it is not fatal, but it also hurts the vitality, and can only be warmed up in Dagang's pure yang body.
"It's so warm in here! I used to feel very cold, but for the first time in my life, I felt this warmth. ”
Because Ding Xiaojie was born in the lunar year and the moon and the cloudy day, and she is a girl's body, she has always been cold, and at this time, the soul is directly introduced into this pure yang body, and the warmth penetrates people's hearts.
"You make people feel warm, what's your name?" Xiao Jie even had a good impression of the honest and lovely man in front of her.
"My name is Lu Dagang, you can call me Dagang." Lu Dagang, who had never been in contact with a girl, suddenly turned red and looked very restrained.
"Then shall I call you Brother Gangzi? You're so warm! Can I lean on your shoulder? ”
"Huh? …… Good! Good! ”
This is probably the most indescribable moment in the life of Lu Dagang, who has always been honest and honest.
Although this is a dream for Ding Xiaojie and Lu Dagang, it feels very real.
"Uh... Is this kid okay? The face is so red. ”
"It should ...... Are you all right? ”
"Haha, I said this kid is having a spring dream!"
"Uncle Qin, are you serious, okay......"
At this time, Jiang Jian's soul was scratched by the willow strip, and he was sealed in a talisman by Chen Xiaobraid and waited for Yin to come and take it away. It's also a good thing for the girls all over the world.