Chapter 1: Just being reborn was slapped in the face
Above the peak, the clouds and mist are shrouded, and the aura is dense.
I saw a figure standing on the top of the peak, and the vast and powerful aura on his body attracted a coercion of heaven and earth at this time, making all beings panic.
Crack!
In the next second, a deafening explosion sounded, and a heavenly thunder with a thickness of 100 meters, with the power of annihilation, swallowed the figure on the peak like a giant dragon.
"No...... No! ”
In the next moment, I saw the figure collapse and annihilate under this thunder tribulation, and the remaining soul primordial god let out an unwilling roar!
"Master!"
"Brother Ye!"
"Celestial Warrior!"
This scene caused countless panicked and sad exclamations.
"Hey, the Heavenly Battle Venerable has been cultivating for more than a thousand years, and he is already as powerful, but in the end, he still hasn't carried this heavenly tribulation!"
……
"Nope! I'm unwilling! Ah......h
When Ye Xiu regained consciousness again, his soul was still roaring wildly.
Thinking that he had cultivated for thousands of years, gone through countless tribulations, killed many powerful beings, and robbed the luck of many strong people, he had achieved the prestige of this Heavenly War Venerable, and he was only one step away from becoming a true immortal.
Once he has passed the Heavenly Tribulation, he will jump out of the Three Realms from now on, not in the Five Elements, and be truly immortal and free.
However, he still ended up dead......
The next second, he was stunned, his eyes blank.
Wrong!
Shouldn't I have been wiped out under the catastrophe? How......
I saw Ye Xiu lying on the ground at this time, still holding a rag to wipe the floor in his hand.
His body is extremely bloated, and the fat on his body is squeezed out of oil, which is almost enough to feed several black restaurants that use gutter oil.
Looking at the living room in front of him in a streamlined European decoration style, as well as his unsightly figure, Ye Xiu's fat face showed a look of surprise.
Where is this? Myself...... So it became like this bird?
It's not yourself at all!
However, he didn't think much about it at this time, because he felt a strong hunger.
He has already been in the valley, and he has not had this kind of hunger for many years.
So much so that the hunger at this time was so unbearable for him.
In the next second, Ye Xiu's gaze fell on the two containers on the ground.
It appears to be a bowl-shaped vessel made of a fragile material, which contains a milky white liquid.
Ye Xiu, who was so hungry that his eyes were green, went over to pick up a round basin and drank it in a big gulp.
The sweet and mellow aroma was mixed with some strange taste of milk, which poured into Ye Xiu's stomach, slightly relieving his hunger.
After a few breaths, half a basin of milk was enough for Ye Xiu to drink, but he still felt hungry and panicked.
Then he picked up another basin and drank it.
"Ahh What are you...... Do? ”
At that moment, a woman's exclamation rang out.
I saw a young girl, looking at Ye Xiu in shock, with an indescribably strange expression.
The girl has delicate facial features, sweet appearance, looks like she is twenty-one or twelve years old, wearing tight little hot pants, and a pair of white and slender legs are very dazzling.
"Sister! Sister, come out quickly, what do you see Ye Xiu doing? ”
In the next second, Su Qingqing came back to her senses and shouted loudly.
As the words fell, I saw another beautiful woman walking out of the room.
This beauty's face is also delicate and beautiful, her facial features are somewhat similar to that of a girl, her figure is tall and concave, but her temperament is a little cold.
"Qingqing, what's wrong?"
After Su Lin came out, she asked inexplicably.
"Sister, Ye Xiu ...... Drink our ...... Soak your feet in water! ”
In other words, it should be more appropriate to call foot soak milk.
Su Qingqing said, her pretty face was covered with redness, and her eyes were full of shame, contempt, and coldness.
Hearing this, Su Lin's gaze also shifted.
When she saw Ye Xiu, who was stunned with a footbath, and there was still a milky white Ye Xiu hanging on the corner of her mouth, her pretty face also turned red, and her beautiful eyes seemed to have a murderous aura.
In the next second, she walked towards Ye Xiu with a cold face.
At this time, Ye Xiu looked at the cold and glamorous beauty in front of him, and instinctively excited.
Seeing the other party's menacing appearance, he actually felt that his legs were a little weak.
Yes, he is a dignified Optimus Battle Venerable, and he is ...... at this time Afraid of a woman?
At the same time, some memories that did not belong to him poured into his mind.
It turned out that he, Ye Xiu Ye Qingtian, was immortal under the Heavenly Tribulation, and his soul was reborn in the body of this person with the same name as himself.
And Su Lin is the wife of this body, to be precise, the nominal wife, because the two of them are not husband and wife at all.
As for the girl who was screaming just now, it was her sister-in-law.
Syllable!
A crisp slap sounded!
Without waiting for Ye Xiu to completely digest the memories of his predecessor, he felt that his face was hot and painful.
"Perverted! Bastard! ”
"Ye Xiu, I really didn't expect that you are not only a lazy waste, but also such a lewd and perverted. You're just disgusting to me, get the hell out of here! ”
I saw Su Lin's face frosty, and a slap was slapped on Ye Xiu's face.
Ye Xiu put down the basin in his hand at this time and stood up, his eyes revealing a cold light, glaring at the woman in front of him.
"You dare to hit me?"
What kind of existence is he, Ye Xiunai?
Talking and laughing can shatter mountains and rivers, and countless strong people will be wiped out with a wave of their hands!
Unexpectedly, I was slapped in the face by a woman?
At this moment, a trace of murderous intent flashed in Ye Xiu's heart, but immediately after, it dissipated.
Because looking at the woman in front of him, in his emotions, there was even stronger love, apology and shame, which completely washed away the killing machine.
But although the murderous intent exuded by Ye Xiu was fleeting, it still made Su Linqiao's face white.
But in the next second, she sneered, looked at Ye Xiu mockingly and asked, "What?" Do you still want to fight back? ”
"Ye Xiu, you are so bold, you dare to stare at my sister, looking at your posture, do you still want to beat her?"
The sister-in-law walked over at this time and asked with a look of disdain and anger, obviously without any respect for this nominal "brother-in-law".
Ye Xiu took a deep breath, glanced at Su Lin, and said in a low voice, "It's not ......"
"Not? Scold...... I thought you had a temper and dared to fight back with me, so that I could still look down on you. ”
Su Lin said with a sneer, looking at the man in front of him who had become submissive again, his eyes were full of disgust and disdain.
The next second, she pointed to the door of the living room and scolded coldly: "Get out of here!" I don't want to see you right now! ”
"Good!"
Ye Xiu gritted his teeth, endured the humiliation in his heart, moved his fat and bloated body, and pushed open the door of the living room and walked out with heavy steps.
Damn, I really want to slap it back.
But, I really can't get started.
……
After Ye Xiu got out, Su Lin glanced at the two footbaths on the ground, and her pretty face was red and black.
Tonight, Qingqing came to the house as a guest, and after eating, under the encouragement of Xiao Nizi to say that she could remove dead skin on her feet, the sisters poured a carton of milk to soak their feet in a bit of luxury.
Who knows, after the two of them finished soaking, they went to the room to chat for a while, and Ye Xiu, who was mopping the floor outside, actually did such a despicable and embarrassing thing.
"Sister, you were really blind at the beginning, and you would marry him. This dead fat house is not only lazy to eat, but also so cheap. ”
At this time, sister-in-law Su Qingqing said in disgust.
"Alright, don't say it."
Su Lin waved her hand and sat on the sofa a little weakly, with a deep disappointment and self-deprecation in her beautiful eyes.
Yes, how did I marry such a waste on impulse in the first place.
It's lazy to eat, cowardly and incompetent!
Like a pig all day long, except to eat is to eat!
I have eaten so much that I have lost my basic ability to work, and I can't do anything except laundry and cooking at home.
Originally, I thought that this waste was obsessed with himself and loyal.
But I didn't expect that my heart was so obscene and restless.
Scold...... If he drank the pot he used, it would be fine, but Qingqing used it, and he drank it cleanly......
Thinking like this, Su Lin's face became even more ugly.
"Sister, when are you going to divorce this dead fat man? My parents and I are looking forward to this day. With your conditions, even if you divorce and remarry, there are a lot of rich and handsome people lining up. ”
Su Qingqing sat next to her sister at this time, pouted and asked, feeling very worthless for her sister to marry Ye Xiu.
"Let's talk about it."
Su Lin said a little tiredly.
"What's more? Sister, you don't have feelings for this dead fat house, do you? While you're still young and beautiful, leave quickly. The most precious thing for a woman is just a few years, and you still want to waste your time on this dead fat man? ”
Su Qingqing asked with a anxious look.
When the words fell, Su Lin's face flashed a few times, and a trace of struggle and hesitation flashed in her beautiful eyes.
"I'll think about it."
"Hmph, what else are you thinking about?" Su Qingqing hates that iron can't make steel.
"Don't talk about it, it's time to finish eating, you can go back to school first."
"Hmph, if you don't want to hear it, you will drive me away?"
Pouting, Su Qingqing said, but her eyes rolled, and she didn't know what she thought.
In the next second, she shrugged her shoulders and showed a helpless look: "Forget it, then I'll go first." But it's getting dark, let that dead fat man drive me? ”
As the words fell, a hint of banter and cunning flashed on her sweet face.