Chapter 19 - 'Trend' Master
At the entrance of the inner gate of Longhu Mountain——
An old man with white hair and white beard, wearing a two-strand tendon (vest), a black short coat full of metal chains and nail buttons, a pair of blue jeans was cut into cropped pants and a bunch of holes, this old man was dressed in a strange costume, wearing flip-flops with a pair of toad glasses, and carrying a shoulder bag was entangled with several disciples of Longhu Mountain around him-
"Oh, you let me go, you all said that this is a trend, and this is popular outside, you don't understand!" The old man pulled a handful of disciples who were holding his shoulder bag and wanted to leave, but the other two disciples directly knelt down and hugged the old man's legs and begged: "Elder Li, you have been known by the head of the sect when you go out like this, we outer disciples who guard the door may have to watch the door for a lifetime, you are always kind-hearted, change your clothes... No, even if it's just pants and slippers! ”
It turned out that this old man was the uncle who had answered Shen Bai's call before, the Great Elder of Longhu Mountain, Li Yunze!
Seeing these outer disciples, they did everything possible to prevent themselves from going down the mountain wearing 'popular styles', and Li Yunze was furious. As soon as the sunglasses were pinned to the two tendons, he blew his beard and stared at him: "It's against a few of you!" This Dragon and Tiger Mountain belongs to me in addition to the head, if you dare to stop me, you don't need to speak from the head, either get out of the house directly or watch the door for the rest of your life! ”
A few disciples saw that Li Yunze was angry, and they were suddenly silent. The two disciples who were holding his thighs also let go of their hands, and made quail shapes next to Yun Ze's legs. Seeing that no one stopped him, he snorted from Yun Ze, put on his sunglasses and hummed a little song and walked outside the mountain gate, and just a few steps away, he heard someone calling him from behind.
"Leaving Senior Brother... Don't go out of the mountains like this! ”
Turning his head away from Yun Ze, Zhu Qingshan chased after him. Although this Zhu Qingshan is much younger than him, his thinking is very old-fashioned, and he belongs to the kind of person who refrains from self-denial. Seeing that Zhu Qingshan was approaching, he ran away from Yun Zesa, and said as he ran: "Qingshan, don't chase me!" Even if I die outside, I will never change my clothes if I roll down from our mountain! ”
"If you go out of the mountain like this, Senior Brother, it will ruin the reputation of our Dragon and Tiger Mountain for thousands of years! Come back soon! Zhu Qingshan chased after him and shouted out from Yunze······
"I don't, I don't..." As he ran away from Yun Ze, he turned around and shouted chilling words······
Seeing that Zhu Qingshan was chasing further, he quickly sped up his pace and ran without looking back, and the flip-flops ran away, and he could catch up with the Olympic athletes. But no one would have thought that this old guy would be seventy-one years old this year······
Seeing that he was running farther and farther away from Yun Ze, Zhu Qingshan, who was out of breath, stopped chasing after him - he knew very well that his senior brother had practiced a good martial arts when he was young, and his physical fitness was not a little bit stronger than his own, let alone chasing him, finding a young disciple with good health might not be able to catch up with him. Zhu Qingshan stomped his feet angrily, sat on the stone steps and rested to breathe, then took out his mobile phone and called Li Yunze.
At this time, Li Yunze, because he was afraid that his unruly junior brother would ask someone to chase him, was still running down the mountain with one bare foot, like a runaway husky, running and running when he heard a ringtone from the bag, turned his head to see that no one seemed to be chasing him, and Li Yunze slowed down his pace and took out his mobile phone.
Seeing that it was Zhu Qingshan calling on the caller ID, the old guy hung up directly and continued to run down the mountain. I thought I should be afraid of this phone call, it was Zhu Qingshan's delaying tactic, and he stopped all the way and ran directly down the mountain, and his feet slipped and rolled out for a while on the way...
After going down the mountain, he saw that there was a taxi that was empty, so he waved to stop it and got into the car. After getting into the car, the driver looked at the old guy dressed in a strange way, afraid that he was a person who asked for food, and directly asked if Li Yunze had any money to pay the fare. As soon as he heard the driver's words, he took out five hundred yuan from his bag and threw it at the driver: "The dog looks down on people, do I look like I have no money in such a trendy dress?" Go to the airport, don't look for it! ”
The driver's heart is 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping: trend? You have a red tendon, and you wear a punk jacket that I don't know if it's picked up; Jeans are obviously not wanted, the trouser legs are cut long and short, and the most outrageous thing is that you only have one flip-flop on your foot! Don't talk about that, damn it, you're grizzled, and you still have a few dead grass and leaves in your hair, who believes you can be rich? The ones who collect the rags are better than what you wear!
Come to think of it, this driver doesn't dare to say anything, what if this old guy comes out of a mental hospital, what if he takes out a knife and gives himself two knives? So this brother drove all the way fast, didn't say a word the whole time, and hurriedly sent Li Yunze to the airport.
The words were divided into two ends, Li Yunze was about to find a hotel near the airport, and when he went over to look for Shen Bai after staying for one night, Shen Bai had already taken Ye Qing back to the office after eating-
As Shen Bai entered the door, he watched a folding table set up in the hall, the table was full of KDJ (Kenda Chicken), and a lot of bones and wrapping paper had been thrown into a plastic bag on the ground, and Fei Yu was sitting there and eating hard.
Seeing that Shen Bai and Ye Qing had come back from dinner, Fei Yu put down the half-eaten hamburger in his hand, looked at Shen Bai with resentment and asked, "Boss, what did you take Ye Qing to eat..." I ordered 4 family buckets, plus 6 snacks and two 1L buckets of bayonet Coke. There's so much left, do you still have enough to eat? ”
Shen Bai rolled his eyes and didn't bird Fei Yu at all, bypassing the table of a bunch of fried chicken burgers and Fei Yu, Shen Bai planned to get the picture of the Spirit Binding Array that he sent to him before leaving his master on the computer, and wait for Fei Yu to finish eating and study it. Seeing that Shen Bai ignored him, Fei Yu looked at Ye Qing again and said, "What have you two eaten?" Are you still hungry? Can't fit in the fridge, come and get some food? ”
"We can't say exactly what we eat, anyway, there are a lot of types." Ye Qing shook his head and said that he would not eat it, and told Fei Yu and Shen Bai that they had eaten barbecue outside. After hearing the barbecue, Fei Yu's already resentful eyes turned into grievances.
It is estimated that Fei Yu's mentality is now in a bloody state - he could have gone out to eat barbecue together, and he ordered a bunch of fast food such as hamburgers, and he couldn't finish it for half a day, and he couldn't put it in the refrigerator. But well... Who told him to order so much food in a hurry without waiting for Shen Bai to finish the call? Should!
"Fei Yu, after eating, you study the Spirit Binding Array, before I contacted the master of Longhu Mountain, he said that this formation can temporarily seal the evil worship in Yuhua, remember to clean up the hall when you are done." Shen Bai left a sentence and went back to the room to practice the "Three Qing Dao Techniques", as the so-called grinding spear in the battle is not fast, it is light, while there is still time, if you can improve your strength, you will have more certainty.
Someone helped this time, but what about next time? Will you find someone to help you with these problems in the future? Shen Bai knew that he had to pay close attention to improving his own strength, and he couldn't practice his fists and feet on weekdays, after all, the abundance of true qi in his body was the key to whether he could exert a powerful Dao technique.
Seeing Shen Bai return to the house, Ye Qing also said hello to Fei Yu and went upstairs to the house, saying that he would prepare some charms in case there was any accident at that time.
Looking at the table of food, the egg-sore Fei Yu was stunned for a long time, moved the food on the table to the computer, and looked at the pictures on the computer desktop while eating. Before I knew it, at 10 o'clock in the evening, Fei Yu finally finished eating······
"MMP, unless you say it, I'll never order takeout for you again in the future, I'll kill me..." Fei Yu rubbed his belly, closed the door of the office and went back to sleep. Regarding the picture of the Spirit Binding Array, there is only a style on it, and there is no annotation on which one to start drawing, although Fei Yu understands that the Spirit Binding Array is connected by a totem, and the spell is connected into a circle or drawn on some carriers.
For example, the Yin Spirit attached to the furniture can directly draw the spell of the Spirit Binding Array on the furniture during the day when it cannot appear in the sunlight; Or if they are haunted in a certain area of the woods and are attached to the ghosts or spirits in the forest, they can only clean up the fallen leaves on the surrounding ground first, first use cinnabar mixed with chicken blood or black dog blood to form a thick circle, and then depict a hollow spirit binding array spell on the circle, and finally activate it with the spirit binding spell that the spirit binding array matches; This is a very large amount of work.
Because the time is not early, it is estimated that Shen Bai has already fallen asleep, and Fei Yu can only sleep first. I plan to wake up tomorrow and ask Shen Bai if he knows if that page is the spell that starts with the spell of the Spirit Binding Array, which is related to how to connect the spell later.
The next day—
Knock Knock Knock Knock · Knock Knock······
"Who's knocking on the door early in the morning······"
Because Fei Yu ate too much, he had a stomach in the middle of the night and didn't sleep well. Not long after falling asleep, I was woken up by a quick knock on the door. Seeing that the time was less than 5 o'clock in the morning, Fei Yu, who put on a nightgown and rushed to open the door, cursed in his heart: TM knocked on the door at this time, and the house was killed by ghosts······
"Come on, don't knock." I walked all the way to the door, and the knocking sound came from the door after a few knocks, and then I continued to knock immediately, and when I opened the door, I saw an old man who looked like a beggar - white hair and white beard, wearing a two-tendon red vest, wearing a punk-style black short coat on the outside, and the lower body was full of torn jeans, which were cut into a long and short asymmetrical cropped pants style, and there were no shoes or socks on his feet.
Seeing that the old man was like a beggar, without waiting for the old man to speak, Fei Yu directly asked him to wait at the door, and then went back to the house and took out two hundred yuan in cash from his wallet and came to the door, handing the money to the old man.
"I've helped you here at most, seeing that you're still begging for food at your age, you're hungry when you knock on the door, right? Take the money and go to the open store to eat, and if you have any difficulties, you can go to the police station, and I can give you something to eat anyway..."
After talking to himself, he saw that the old man didn't take the money with a dark face, and he didn't speak. Fei Yu was stunned for a moment, and then asked him if there was any supernatural incident in the place where he begged for food recently, the old man finally couldn't hold it back, and slapped Fei Yu in the face and said angrily: "Unreasonable junior, who am I?" Go and ask Shen Bai to come out and see me! Is this the attitude of finding someone to help?! ”
After being shaved for a while, Fei Yuleng was stunned... (Fei Yu's heart: I fuck ··· This beggar-like old guy is the boss's uncle? God... Is Longhu Mountain so poor now? )
This old man is the Great Elder of Longhu Mountain who wanted to stay for one night and then take a plane to leave Yunze.
Li Yunze didn't expect that after he ate at the airport, he only found a hotel with a closed door, so he had no choice but to buy a plane ticket and get lost in the waiting room for a while, and then took a plane to D city. After the plane landed, Li Yunze thought to himself: Anyway, I'm here, let's go directly to that kid's office.
So, I left Yunze non-stop, took a taxi to the door of the White Night Office, and then the above happened······
Seeing Fei Yu standing at the door covering his face, he looked at himself dumbfounded, and thought that Fei Yu was glaring at him. So, after slapping Fei Yu on the other side of his face, he said angrily: "Can't you hear what I said?!" Go and call Shen Bai out for me! ”
Fei Yu, who was shaved by another ear, was afraid that he would continue to be beaten, and after Li Yunze finished speaking, he quickly turned around and went upstairs to knock on Shen Bai's door.
After practicing the Three Qing Dao Recipes for five hours before going to bed, Shen Bai was sleeping soundly, and after being woken up, he frowned and asked Fei Yu what he was going to do, with a big look, 'There is no suitable reason, be careful that I beat you'. Fei Yu told Shen Bai that his uncle was at the door when he came, and Shen Bai suddenly lost his sleepiness, so he quickly put on a piece of clothing and ran down. And Fei Yu, who was shaved twice, went back to the room and rubbed his face in circles...
Alas, can you blame Fei Yu for this? I wanted to help someone with good intentions, but I was slapped in the face; The reaction was half a beat slower, and it was another slap in the face. Poor Feiyu······
When he came to the door, he saw an old man dressed like a beggar standing outside the door, Shen Bai just wanted to turn around and scold Fei Yu: There is an old beggar at the door of this TM, you say my uncle is here? But Shen Bai saw the old man's face full of anger, and immediately reacted - this is Uncle Li!
Immediately, Shen Bai hurriedly bent down and said: "Shen Bai didn't know that the master came in advance, and he couldn't come to greet him, so I hope the master will forgive the sins!" When he bent over, Shen Bai recalled in his mind that Fei Yu seemed to have finger prints on his face when he called himself, and he almost treated him as a beggar who asked for food, and Fei Yu must have been beaten for saying such things.
"Hmph, you stinky boy. Was it your friend or someone you hired to open the door? When I was a beggar, he asked me to wait at the door and go back to the house to get me 200 yuan! I slapped him to call you, and he dared to glare at me! Tell me, am I dressed like a beggar in such a fashionable way? ”
Standing up slightly and looking at what Li Yunze was wearing, thinking of his screen name as the 'trend' of leaving his uncle, Shen Baixin said: "Uncle, if you wear the same clothes as the last time we met, he will definitely not treat you as a beggar and stare at you?" That's stunned... Fei Yu's two slaps are really wronged...
Although he thought so in his heart, how dare Shen Bai say it directly, he could only continue to bend over and bow his head and say: "That person is my friend, maybe he didn't expect Uncle Shi to be so fashionable at such an age, and he misunderstood when he saw that you didn't wear shoes, he was definitely not staring at you before, he must have been stunned by your fashionable dress, and please take this matter to heart." ”
"Well, you have a point, you can say sorry to your friend for me. Okay, don't hunch over, take me into the house first, and I'll tell you why I'm not wearing shoes..." As soon as Yun Ze heard Shen Bai say that he was trendy, his anger also disappeared, and he asked Shen Bai to say sorry to Fei Yu for himself, it seems that he really attaches great importance to the 'trend'······
Shen Bai took Li Yunze to the hall and sat down, and after making tea, he found a pair of slippers for Li Yunze to wear first. Li Yunze, who was sipping tea, nodded with satisfaction, and began to tell why he was barefoot without shoes and why he came over early.
It turned out that when he sat on the sofa (there are double armless sofas on both sides of the four-person table in the dining room), he took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on them for comfort, and after eating, he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, and when he returned to his position, he found that he could not find the remaining shoes.
Later, he told Shen Bai that because he couldn't find a hotel, he thought about coming directly. Shen Bai asked on the way: "But uncle, even if you fly here overnight, you still have a day in advance, this..." After listening, Li Yunze put down the teacup and sighed-
"Alas, your master used to have the best relationship with me, because we didn't like the old-fashioned rules and regulations inside the mountain gate. Your master was a candidate for the head of Longhu Mountain at that time, and he didn't want to carry such a heavy burden on his body, he just wanted to eliminate the demon and defend the Dao to help the common people. At that time, the head of the gate, that is, your master's master, was bent on making him the head of Longhu Mountain, forcing him to run out of the mountain gate overnight and never came back. ”
When Li Yunze said this, he sighed again, then picked up the teacup and continued: "We were five senior brothers at the time, your master was the senior brother, and you and I wished the second and fifth brothers. At that time, our master, seeing that he had forced away the eldest apprentice who had the most high hopes for him, was disheartened, and directly passed the position of head to another candidate, Yi Yun, the apprentice of the Great Elder at that time, who is now the head of Longhu Mountain. ”
Although these past events didn't seem to have anything to do with why Li Yunze came a day earlier, Shen Bai didn't interrupt Li Yunze's reminiscences. On the one hand, he is out of respect for Li Yunze, and on the other hand, he wants to know more about the story of the master from Li Yunze's mouth.
"That guy Yi Yun is ten years younger than me, although he is very talented in Taoism, but like his master, he has the same problem of respecting his predecessors in everything, and he doesn't know how to follow the changes in today's world at all. Your master was originally a person he respected very much, and your master ran out of Longhu Mountain as the pre-selection person of the head of the family, which became a betrayal in his eyes, and he felt that he had lived up to his reverence for so many years. So after Yi Yun became the head of the house······"
With the reminiscence of Liyunze, the sky also brightened. After he said it for a long time, he finally said why he came early-
"I haven't been out of the mountain gate for almost 20 years since I became a Great Elder, and if it weren't for the development of information technology and the Internet, I wouldn't have known what the outside world would have become. Every day, in addition to dealing with the affairs of Longhu Mountain, I can only look at the outside world on my mobile phone and computer. Finally, you kid called someone to help, and I had to come out sooner? If it weren't for watching the videos and live broadcasts posted by people on the Internet, I wouldn't know that I could still order food with my mobile phone when I eat! Speaking of this, the old face of Li Yunze was full of dissatisfaction.
"Then the current head of Longhu Mountain, if you know that you are helping... Doesn't my identity embarrass you? Shen Bai was a little worried, and the head of Longhu Mountain was embarrassed to leave Yun Ze after knowing his identity, and asked worriedly.
"Embarrassed? Che, he is the kind of old-fashioned person who denies himself and retribution, as long as he doesn't endanger Longhu Mountain, why should he embarrass me as a great elder? Dao is high for him, but the big and small affairs of this Dragon and Tiger Mountain are basically all handled by me for him. On weekdays, I want to wear some clothes bought online, but he has to pay attention to his image, so that his disciples can't think that I, the great elder, are out of tune. I followed the trend and wore clothes, and I changed it myself to be more fashionable, and I actually said that I was not in tune. If it weren't for the other elders urging me to take care of the bigger picture, I would have been..."
Listening to Li Yunze's words, Shen Bai's heart was simply a pain in his heart for the head of Longhu Mountain, trend? Oh my God, what kind of trend is this?