Chapter 65 Certificated to Work!
Picking up this booklet, this time, Zhou Ze didn't feel hot, but instead had a warm and icy feel, as if he was holding a piece of ancient jade.
There seems to be a very strange connection between myself and this booklet.
Zhou Ze had also read some Xianxia novels before, but at this time, he didn't feel like the magic weapon in Xianxia novels.
Booklet or booklet,
He's still him,
But inexplicably, Zhou Ze felt a sense of intimacy with this thing from the bottom of his heart, just like a thirty-year-old man holding a photo he took when he was three or five years old.
Strange, and incredibly familiar.
Opened the first page of the booklet, and the majestic image struck again, Zhou Ze closed his eyes, and then, all those disorganized things disappeared.
Last time, I was passively instilled,
This time, it seems that he can control this trick.
Finally, the first page was opened, and there was a handprint on it, Zhou Ze didn't know if it was his own handprint or someone else's, and now there was no way to do a subtle fingerprint comparison, but in fact, this handprint was very strange, and even Zhou Ze felt that no one in the world should have this kind of handprint.
The handprint pattern is very harmonious, so harmonious that you can't pick the slightest flaw at all, and it is extremely neat, and any detail has achieved a very comfortable feeling.
Below, there are two columns.
First column: Name: Zhou Ze.
Second column: Position: Temporary ghost.
Actually, Zhou Ze had an idea before, this should be the so-called ghost certificate, to be exact, it is the Yin Si certificate, after all, the Yin Division is also a small society, although the sparrow is small, the ghost is only part of the position.
At the beginning, Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang discussed their current situation, and it was very clear that his identity as a temporary worker was very delicate and could be used to blame him at any time, and there was no security and status guarantee.
The last time Lori returned, she directly admitted this in the face of her own questioning.
At the same time, she drew a large pie for herself, and she didn't care if she wanted to eat it or not.
The reason for this is that I am bad, and this document is bad!
With this document in hand, you are not a black household.
The most important thing is that this certificate means that you have obtained the so-called "attendance" sheet, just like the establishment and development of the ancient imperial examination system, which opened up the channel of flow from the bottom to the upper class.
In the past few months of opening the bookstore, Zhou Ze has been very lazy, not because Zhou Ze is like this, but because his previous embarrassing identity is easy to do more and more wrong for him, and it is not a big deal if he doesn't do it.
It is similar to the mentality of those state-owned loss-making enterprises ten or twenty years ago.
Now, you can at least set yourself a small goal.
100 million forget it,
But there is hope that through their own efforts, they can raise their own level up.
Similar to Madame Bai, a female ghost who has protected her hometown father and elder in the world for two hundred years, can cultivate virtue and return to hell to seek a background, and his Zhou Ze's start is actually much better than Madame Bai.
However, what makes Zhou Ze a little uncomfortable is why his current position is still just a "temporary ghost"?
Zhou Ze knows that this is definitely not a face for God to see himself as "diligent", "diligent in royal affairs", "dedicated to the king", and "after death".
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I sent a certificate,
Zhou Ze also knows that with his previous three days of fishing, two days of drying nets, drinking tea in the bookstore every day, reading novels, and sleeping with a white warbler in his arms at night,
God didn't directly send down a thunderbolt to split his evil into slag, how could he still reward himself at this time?
This is someone else's yin certificate,
But I happened to be picked up by myself.
No, to be exact, it was picked up by Zheng Pingping, but Zheng Pingping is a living person and an ordinary person, she can't control this thing at all, and even suffers from its influence and is confused by it.
coincided with the stimulation of her mother's death, which caused Zheng Pingping's behavior to begin to be abnormal.
She obscured who she was, because the booklet contained the verdicts of an unknown number of deceased people would make you read the lives of thousands of people at once.
Zhuang Shengxiao dreams of butterflies, or goes to the countryside to look like a rotten Ke person, which basically describes this situation.
Lost in yourself, ignoring all the changes around you, you were a grain of sand, but a big river washed over, not to mention others, can you still find where you are?
However, since she has "stolen" this thing now, it should also mean that Zheng Pingping has cut off contact with this document, and her mental illness should be able to recover quickly.
However, the crux of the matter is that Zhou Ze does not think that the former owner of this thing is also a "temporary ghost".
Is a temporary poor performance table so exaggerated?
Is all hell a model worker and a model of the times?
Are you a fucking workaholic?
Looking at Xiao Lori's lazy appearance, she is actually similar to herself, otherwise she would not have been able to throw her performance to herself, and she would have gone to earn extra money.
After taking a closer look, Zhou Ze found that there was a faint layer of white spots on the original location of his name and the temporary ghost, which looked a bit like he had been smeared with correction solution.
Zhou Ze reached out and rubbed it, and even scraped it with his own nails, but nothing was scraped off, and the white spots were still white spots.
This made Zhou Ze a little obsessive-compulsive, and the truth was under the white spots.
Originally, it should have been written the information of the original owner of this certificate, but the original owner is likely to have farted and inherited this certificate, and the official position information on the certificate has also been "refreshed" because of this.
Zhou Ze even thought about asking Bai Yingying to try the tide laundry detergent after returning to the bookstore to see if he could rub it off.
There are several pages in the booklet, and when Zhou Ze turned to the second page, he saw a very simple line:
"Eight out of 100"
"Is this an experience bar?" Zhou Ze subconsciously reached out and touched his nose.
In fact, in ancient China, there was an expression of "fraction" for a long time, of course, not in the way that the denominator of Arabic numerals used today is added to a horizontal line, but directly described in this way.
"Historical Records: The Book of Heavenly Officials" has "...... Three-thirds two-...... "Nine-thirds and eight......" is "two-thirds" and "eight-nines" is "eight-nines".
Eight percent here means eight percent.
Zhou Ze shook his head, a little embarrassed, he still felt that Xiao Lori's anger at her laziness and passive slacking off was a little indifferent, and she felt that she was making a big fuss.
But now, in the past two months, I have only done eight percent of the completion of the temporary ghost mission.
It's lazy enough.
At the same time, Zhou Ze was also thinking in his heart, does this mean that if he completes the other 92% and makes up 100%, his "temporary ghost" identity can be turned positive?
From a contractor to a staffed one?
Zhou Ze didn't attach much importance to this before, he even disdained those who were bent on drilling into the system in his previous life, some of his classmates, the family spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to operate, and finally went in, and then got a salary of two or three thousand a month, but he still felt that he was superior, and thought that other classmates who were still working hard outside or struggling in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou were part-time workers.
But now, Zhou Ze has a deep sense of urgency to remove the word "temporary" and enter the hell system!
It means a sense of security, and it means that you will be able to sleep soundly tonight, without worrying about not seeing the sun tomorrow.
Perhaps, those classmates like me in the past are also for this sense of security, after all, three hundred and sixty lines, there is nothing more stable than an iron rice bowl.
Zhou Ze wanted to turn to the next page, but found that the following pieces of paper were glued together, and no matter how he divided them, he couldn't separate them.
maybe
Is it because of his current level, and the next few pages of information are not qualified to be viewed at all?
Putting away the documents, Zhou Ze stretched his waist.
Wang Ke is still in the next bedroom, Zheng Pingping has woken up, and slowly regained consciousness, Wang Ke is very excited and excited, as a senior psychiatrist, he can keenly capture that Zheng Pingping's state is improving rapidly at this time!
He didn't know what caused it, but he was subconsciously making a "look of effort".
Zhou Ze walked out of the studio, lit another cigarette, and thought about how to work hard after returning to the bookstore, and if he had nothing to do in the future, he would put an incense candle at the door of the bookstore and make some cold food to attract some ghosts to come in.
When the time comes, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, they will all be sent to hell to be reincarnated.
For example, the mother who wanted to accompany her son to hell after the college entrance examination last time, it was impossible for Zhou Ze to wave her hand at will to let her leave by herself the next time she met her.
You could say it's a bit impersonal, but the primitive accumulation of capital is so bloody.
In order to turn positive as soon as possible,
Zhou Ze will really do whatever he wants.
At this moment, Zhou Ze saw that at the top of the stairs, Wang Ke's wife and the young housekeeper were standing there as if they were talking about something, Zhou Ze didn't get too close, but he caught the words "when will I do my hair again" in his ears.
And speaking from the heart, seeing Wang Ke's wife's slightly shy and calm expression at this time, everything is self-evident.
Modern housekeepers are different from before, this is a new type of profession, and the income is quite high, generally similar to this kind of high-end residential area will have modern housekeepers equipped, it is a senior service staff, its B character is no less than more than ten years ago in the eyes of people "flight attendant".
Of course, Zhou Ze would not run to shout and denounce the "adulterer Y woman", Wang Ke probably guessed something, but since he, the party, deliberately did not pierce it, Zhou Ze, an outsider, had no reason to help.
But as a small hair, Wang Ke was green, and of course Zhou Ze felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
Mr. Zheng was standing on the balcony smoking a cigar, his expression slightly relaxed, because Wang Ke had just told him that his daughter's condition had improved dramatically.
"Where is Mr. Xu?" Only then did Mr. Zheng have the heart to chat with Zhou Ze.
"Open a study."
Zhou Ze replied.
There is no way, in the face of such a rich businessman, you can only pretend to be elegant and forced.
"Oh, good, good, I'll visit when I have the chance." Mr. Zheng said politely.
Zhou Ze took the opportunity to ask, "Did Miss Zheng become incontinent just now?" In the next Bucai, he is proficient in some recipes for regulating the mind and body to strengthen the foundation and cultivate the yuan. ”
When Mr. Zheng heard this, his face suddenly sank, he is a wealthy businessman, of course there is no shortage of good Chinese medicine, he was angry that Zhou Ze actually said in front of him that his daughter was incontinent!
Obviously it's just one incontinence,
And there is no!
"Thank you Mr. Zheng for your kindness, the little girl is just a little mentally tired and has no physical problems."
Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling person, Zhou Ze said that he wanted to offer a prescription to help, and Mr. Zheng naturally couldn't be angry with Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze showed a very obvious look of surprise on his face, and said:
"Didn't you? But the housekeeper was there and who was talking about this just now, saying that the crotch of the young lady was full of ......"
Speaking of which,
Zhou Ze realized that it seemed indecent to say this, so he immediately snorted and said:
"Miss is fine, it's okay."