Chapter 070: A Song of Coolness
The old monk stayed so calmly, Mu Kangping quietly monitored and observed for a while, and found that the old monk had made up his mind to stay here.
Life is also extremely regular, fall asleep very early, will play the old man slowly in the morning, the rest of the time is either meditating in the open space at the door or writing and painting in the room, rarely go out.
Seeing that he usually treats his mother and sister very well, he doesn't have any snooping and guarding against all kinds of strange places in the house.
The most important thing is that whenever his mother is sick and treats him as Fahai in "White Snake Turn", she can also fight back and scold or fight back, and Mu Kangping will let him lie here.
For my mother and sister, the house didn't belong to me in the first place, and I didn't mind having one more resident, not to mention that I couldn't bear to let such an elderly person wander out in winter.
In view of the easy-going nature of the old monk, the kind mother and sister not only did not dislike the old monk, but also sent some firewood, rice, oil, salt and some sewing clothes from time to time.
The days passed like this, although the two sides were not close but slowly became acquainted, the old monk went down the mountain once after the beginning of spring, and brought back a long-haired old road.
It is said that the old monk specially looked for a distinguished guest to see his mother, and when the old Tao arrived, the whole family came to the door to greet the guest.
When Lao Dao saw the golden ring, he was obviously stunned, and then he couldn't help but feel his throat stir, and his saliva couldn't stop flowing down.
No one patted the old monk's shoulder, and exclaimed excitedly: "Okay, you bald donkey, you found such a good thing a few days after you came back, it's delicious!" When I think about it, I feel energetic, and tonight I slaughtered it and stewed it into snake soup to warm my body, tsk! It's ...... taste."
He also closed his eyes and looked like he had an endless aftertaste. I didn't notice that the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and everyone stared at them with wide eyes.
"Bald, I remember that the last time I ate spirit snake soup was thirty-eight years ago, ahsan, decades have passed, and I really miss it very much!"
Lao Dao didn't notice the changes around him at all, and was still talking to himself with intoxication.
Looking at the old stinky and shameless appearance, Mu Kangping was stunned.
This is the rhythm of death!
Mother and sister are completely angry, get along day and night, they have long regarded Jinhuan as a family, sister stared at the old monk angrily, the mother raised her hands, clawed, looked at the old monk, if you don't give a satisfactory explanation, you will definitely scratch his face full of flowers.
The old monk subconsciously gave way to the side, and looked at the long-haired old man in embarrassment.
Everyone was waiting for the long-haired old man to give an explanation, and they listened to "Bang! This was followed by a tooth-aching bone grinding.
It turned out that Jinhuan couldn't bear it anymore for a long time, and swept towards the old road, slapping the long-haired old road who was immersed in fantasy in the corner.
Then the golden ring swam over quickly, wrapping around Lao Dao's body layer by layer, slowly tightening it hard.
The old Taoist of the Mengquan subconsciously called for help: "Help, help!" Bald, quick, get it out of the way! Le's me is so a** hurting! ”
Listening to the sound of "click" tooth soreness from the bones, the old monk couldn't care about being reserved, the image of the master collapsed instantly, and he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and bent down to his mother and sister to beg for mercy: "I'm sorry donor, although Changchun loves to make trouble, his mouth is broken, and sometimes he is not very reliable, but his heart is not bad, and he hopes that the donor will do well, let Jinhuan let him go first, and the little monk must let him take care of his mouth." ”
Looking at the old man with a red face, the kind mother and sister also couldn't bear it, but they were worried, afraid that they would really eat the golden ring if they let him go, so they hesitated for a while.
Mu Kangping didn't feel the malice of the long-haired old man from beginning to end, thinking that this guy was just a mouthful, but he had to get through it.
Otherwise, with this kind of human nature, it is often the owner who will put on the nose and face, and will open a dye shop if he gives some color, and he will be annoyed in the future.
The most important thing is this kind of mouth-covering character, and there are many secrets here, that is, it is revealed that something big will happen after a star and a half.
The most important thing is that Mu Kangping still has a lot of hope for him, this old Taoist is also the same era as the old monk, they are all strange people with ancient inheritance, and they have traveled half the world, their horizons are broad, they are well-informed, and they may have the opportunity to cure their mother's illness.
However, looking at his deeds and listening to his words, this is a person who has jumped out of the game world, and may not have the patience to stay in one place for a long time, so it is difficult for him to settle down and see a doctor in a down-to-earth manner.
Moreover, the mother's condition is complex, and it involves the cranial nerves and mental fields, and it needs to be carefully recuperated for a long time.
In addition, Mu Kangping found that although Lao Dao screamed miserably, there was no panic in the depths of his eyes, and there was still a bit of banter.
This shows that Lao Dao has no fear, either the golden ring can't threaten him at all, or there is a way to get out, and now it's to tease everyone.
Mu Kangping decided to teach him a profound lesson, and comforted his sister through telepathy, so that she could cooperate with his next actions.
On the one hand, let her convey a resolute attitude of vowing to fight to the end to Lao Dao through her eyes, and on the other hand, let her sister tell the old monk and martial arts idiot that she had seen through Lao Dao's tricks, and let him be calm and cooperate with the next action.
The old monk received the communication of his sister's talking eyes, nodded quietly, and secretly laughed in his heart: "Changchun, Changchun, fighting Yan all day long and being pecked by Yan, I should not be teased to someone who has the ability of "his heart", I deserve to be unlucky, I was worried that you would play too much and hurt the spirit snake, but now it seems that who suffers is not necessarily." ”
The old monk understands the character of his friend, and adjusts others for pleasure all day long, rarely suffers, and is happy to see him deflated, and quickly expresses his willingness to cooperate.
However, before the old monk woke up from the gloating, he saw a spider web as a hood, followed by a white and flexible shuttle under his body, which instantly tied the old monk strongly.
Then in the stunned eyes of Lao Daokou, a jump landed on Lao Dao's face, and spit out a mouthful of mucus spider silk to block Lao Dao's nostrils.
Lao Dao, who was blocked from breathing, unconsciously opened his mouth and used his mouth instead of his nose to breathe air.
Mu Kangping controlled the bucktooth spider, and crawled into Lao Dao's mouth in a grand manner, feeling the insect crawling into his mouth, Lao Dao hurriedly closed his mouth.
Mu Kangping was not in a hurry, lying on the corner of his mouth and waiting patiently, and after a while, Lao Dao's face turned red.
Lao Dao knew that he couldn't play anymore, so he secretly worked hard, and his thin body suddenly swelled around, wanting to collapse the spirit snake on his body?
But he obviously underestimated the toughness of the spider silk and the ability of the golden ring, not only did he not collapse the spirit snake on his body, but his breath was not evacuated, and he almost held back his internal injuries.
It's not good to scream!
This time, I obviously played a big deal, got rid of it, and had the heart to ask my friend for help, but obviously my friend was also too busy to take care of himself.
After a while, Lao Dao couldn't stand it anymore, opened his big mouth, like a crucian carp out of the water, and breathed the air with his mouth.
Mu Kangping saw Lao Dao's mouth open, so he crawled into his mouth unhurriedly.
Lao Dao saw that he was busy closing his mouth again.
After repeating this, Lao Dao finally collapsed, and shouted loudly with a handful of snot and tears: "Stop, stop!" Master Dao, I know that I am wrong, I don't dare anymore, please forgive! Please let it go! ”
Mu Kangping was unmoved, and continued to control the bucktooth spider to crawl towards his mouth.
Lao Dao saw that pretending to be cowardly and playing the sympathy card couldn't get through, and secretly said in his heart that it would not work if he didn't bleed today, so he stopped crying and shouted: "Lao Dao, I admit it today, say what to do, I'll continue!" ”
Turning her head, she saw the little girl take out a pen and paper, staring at herself with talking eyes, although she didn't say anything, she instantly understood the meaning from the other party's eyes.
Lao Dao was secretly frightened, and subconsciously shouted: "He is so powerful, what a domineering talent!" ”
However, thinking of the harsh treaty passed by the other party, it would be a tragedy if he agreed, and he couldn't help but shout: "Impossible! If you want me to sell myself, it's impossible! ”
Looking at the little girl who stared at her stunned and uncompromising on one side, and the little spider who drilled her mouth without saying a word on the other side, the old man wanted to cry without tears.
But he still stubbornly shouted: "Life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown!" ”
The dead duck had a hard mouth, and Mu Kangping slowly but firmly lay into the corner of the old road.
"Who has not died in life since ancient times, leaving Dan to take care of the sweat! Eighteen years later, I am a good man again! Come on! com on baby! ”
"Slow down! Slow down! Don't climb any further! ”
"Ahh Itchy! ”
"Don't climb, I don't know if I'm afraid of insects!"
"Okay, Dao Ye, I'm scared! I'll sign! ”
Mu Kangping motioned for Jin Huan to let go of the old way, and his sister immediately handed over the pen and paper.
Lao Dao took the pen with a resentful face, and slowly signed the deed of sale, and a cool song sounded in his heart.