The king of Hades told you to die in the fifth watch, you can't live the third watch, you are too caught off guard, too unprepared, it is your own carelessness, the last time I saw the ghost in the Hu family, I saw him, I should have prepared early.

Su Yan rode Xiao Hei and hurriedly ran towards Yunhezi, he didn't expect to meet acquaintances in this place of high mountains and dense forests, but why did he sit directly on the ground and didn't even look at himself, this time, he was not invisible.

"Hey, Daoist, can I buy you something?" Su Yan shouted happily.

Yun Hezi's face was pale and desperate, this really answered the sentence: If you want money, you want to die, you have come to block the road, what else to buy, just take it.

It's a pity that she has been doing nothing all her life, and when she comes, she can't let go of the Holy Cause Master on the mountain next door, but she will never have the opportunity to see her for the last time.

"Dao Chief, what kind of expression do you have, I'm not a person who buys and sells, do you look so reluctant, I have money." Su Yan was suddenly unhappy, what kind of person is this, why are you so picky.

"Look, I've got money!" Su Yan took out a copper from the treasure bag and dangled it in front of Yun Hezi.

Yun Hezi's face instantly turned from white to red: "It's too bullying, I, Yun Hezi, have been dedicated to the Tao for so many years, and often do good deeds, but I didn't expect that my life was only worth such a big money, and even the reward of an ordinary thief was higher than this, what is the difference between this and worthless." ”

"It turns out that my life has failed like this, and when I get below, how can I have the face to see Master and all the ancestors!" Thinking of this, Yun Hezi couldn't help but feel sad, and tears suddenly fell down.

Su Yan was taken aback for a moment, how picky is this Yun Hezi, don't you just buy a dress, you always need a suit for your own fortune telling, Yun Hezi's clothes are too suitable.

I'm not a robber, and I've paid for it, even if you don't want to sell it, you won't cry, it's dozens of years old, and you're really going back more and more.

People like him, I look at a fart every day, I can't wait to recycle it, put it away, collect it, and recycle it.

Half an hour later, Su Yan wore his newly acquired Taoist clothes, and hummed and rode forward on Xiao Hei again, and under a big tree, Yun Hezi, who was left with only a pair of underwear, crossed his arms and chest, and burst into tears.

"I'm not dead, haha, I'm not dead, haha......"

It stands to reason that as a ghost, he can't change his clothes, otherwise, Su Yan wouldn't have spent so many soul stars to exchange for new uniforms for himself, but the "This is Life" booklet that he exchanged this time also had a short-term makeover function, and the consumption of soul power to maintain it was one thing, and the time was only a few hours.

But when he thought of the wonderful life of Brother Tiger and Sister Yuhe, Su Yan also saw it, and he also had to do it casually.

Two hours later, after Su Yan set up a person's soul again, he took advantage of his idle time and began to set up a stall.

Because of the Taoist clothes of Yunhezi, Su Yan was already very similar, but unfortunately he didn't find a pair of dark glasses and dog skin plasters, but after just a while, Su Yan didn't know where to get a flag, on which were twisted and pinched with four dog-like words - immortals pointing the way!

originally wanted to write about Su Banxian or a living immortal, but they were all rejected by the audience, it was too vulgar, at least there should be a very eye-catching name.

This has what an audience member said'Immortal Guidance', but after seeing Su Yan's words again, the entire live broadcast room was called a disdain, which made Su Yan almost unable to write in the end.

This is true of the saying: God closes a door for you, and he also uses the door to hold your brain.

On the streets of Pingyang City, a young man wearing a large yellow Taoist shirt came with a pole banner in his right hand, and three major characters were written: Immortals guide the way, and a pure copper bell in his left hand, shaking one step at a time.

"Look at the fortune telling, sincerity is spiritual, it's not that I'm not sure, but you're not sincere!"

Su Yan felt very excited, at first his voice was a little small, but after he found that no one was paying attention, his voice became louder.

"Look at the fortune telling, sincerity is spiritual, it's not that I'm not sure, but you're not sincere!" Su Yan shouted loudly again.

Su Yan looks very young, for fortune telling, believers are generally looking for the kind of gray-haired, experienced, when Su Yan shouted for almost an hour, there are still no customers coming to the door.

[It's not okay, you need a loudspeaker! ] 】

[Haha, the anchor will turn on the speaker when the time comes: recycle the old refrigerator and the old TV......]

[No, no, it should be sharpening scissors, kitchen knives! ] 】

[And also, close your hair!] 】

[Harvest daylily!] 】

[Du Te's skin of Li Shizhen. 】

……

Su Yan also felt a period of decline, a typical teacher is not good, where is there a drama troupe, or get some beard and belt.

But at this moment, an old man who was also holding a flag and wearing a gray cloth robe blocked in front of Su Yan.

"Boy, which road is on, do you know whose street it belongs to?"

Looking at the middle-aged man with a black mole on the side of his nose in front of him, Su Yan looked left and right, and finally pointed at himself.

"Uncle, will you talk to me again?"

Looking at the stupid and cute guy in front of him who grabbed the job, the middle-aged man's eyes suddenly lit up: "That's it, it's the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other, you come with me, let's talk in the alley and teach you some experience." ”

"Thank you, senior!" Su Yan followed him into an alley with a happy face.

At the time of tea, Su Yan patted his clothes and came out, at this moment, in addition to the original clothes, he also had an extra cloth bag on his shoulder, four copper coins in the bag, a peach wooden signature slip, a compass, and a little book for reading hexagrams, and an old turtle shell.

Don't mention how similar Su Yan is now.

Turning his head to look at the remote alley, Su Yan's face showed a sadness: "Amitabha, the dead friend is not dead and poor, this street, now I have the final say, the immeasurable Tianzun!" ”

"This guest officer, you wait, the poor Taoist temple is black, I am afraid that there will be an unforeseen disaster, if there are ten taels of silver, the poor Taoist will help you ......"

", dare to curse me again, be careful that I beat you!"

"Don't be angry with that objectivity, I was joking with you just now, I am not surprised, I am not surprised, I see that the guest officer's bones are strange, it is rare to see in a hundred years, he is a martial arts wizard who is unique in ten thousand, and it depends on you to maintain world peace, I have this secret book - "Awei Eighteen Styles", I saw that I was destined for you, so I sold it to you for five taels of silver!"

"Hey, this little sister, I see that your palms are white, you are really a good hand, Xiaosheng pinched his fingers, the girl should be sixteen years old, and she has not promised to marry someone, oops, girl, you lack me in your life!"

Girl: Get out of your little impropriety, dare to eat the old lady's tofu, tell you, the old lady has three children, today, the old lady has blood mold, and you are already the 5th to meet you like this! ”

…………

After a morning's hard work, Su Yan was about to wear out his mouth, and he was stunned that he hadn't opened, what's wrong with this world, is everyone so smart, doesn't it mean that people in ancient times were very simple, why is it so difficult to fool?

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