Chapter 5: The Fox Begging for Wine
The next day, in order to thank the Chen family and his son, the Erzhuang family specially sent an old hen, "Dad, I'll do it!" Don't spoil this chicken! Chen Xiaobraid felt that this thank-you gift was a bit light, but there had been no meat on the dinner table for a long time, and the Chen family father and son were indeed greedy, so they immediately stewed the chicken.
"Wow! Dad, what's in here! It's so fragrant" Chen Xiaobraid was worried that his father would make a mess of the chicken! I didn't expect it to be so fragrant. "Silly boy, this is chestnut. This is called Yellow Braised Chestnut Chicken" Don't say that this old dog Chen not only knows a little about forensic medicine, but also does not have cooking skills.
"Wow! It's so fragrant, I want to eat a big chicken leg" Chen Xiaobraid couldn't wait to reach the chicken leg with chopsticks. I didn't want to, but I was knocked hard by Chen Laogou's chopsticks. Chen Xiaobraid immediately realized the mistake, "Hehe, you first, you eat first" Chen Laogou glanced at him, "no rules".
Chen Laogou was not polite, and directly sandwiched a chicken leg and chicken wings on his plate, and poured another glass of wine. What Chen Xiaogou didn't expect was that his father took the meat but didn't eat it, but walked out of the house with a plate.
Seeing Chen Laogou squatting in the courtyard and blowing a whistle, he then put the meat on the ground and the wine glass next to him.
Chen Xiaobraid can't figure it out, it's not a festival today, which way is this to invite immortals? Chen Xiaobraid asked puzzledly: "Dad, what are you doing here?" Chen Laogou took a sip of wine and said, "Don't you want to hear about Erzhuang's father and the fox?" I'll tell you."
Chen Laogou drank all the wine in the cup and began to speak slowly.
About ten years ago, when the pigtails were still young, the second strong father was a powerful man in the village at that time, and he often ran to the city to sell some mountain goods, and he could sell them at a good price every time. Not to mention, the people in the city are still rare in this mountain.
Once Erzhuang's father went to sell mountain goods, he met a person who was stupid and had a lot of money, and he really made a fortune, so he bought some food, bought a roast chicken and a bottle of wine, and hummed happily on the way back.
But on the way back, he always felt that someone was staring at him, and that feeling was really uncomfortable, and Erzhuang's father couldn't help but look back several times. But every time he couldn't see anything. In the end, I didn't think much about it, and staggered into the village
"Brother Luo, open the door quickly! I'm coming for you for a drink! "These two strong fathers have a good relationship with Lao Luo, the principal of the primary school in the village, and this Lao Luo also likes to drink, and the two of them get together from time to time to drink some wine.
"Look, what's going on? Be exquisite! I've prepared all the food and drinks for you," Father Erzhuang's father smiled and took the food and sat down on the kang. "Yo, you've made a fortune?" Lao Luo quipped while cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks. "I ran into a big injustice today, and I earned a little! Say no more, drink. The second strong father hurriedly poured the wine and handed it to Lao Luo.
It stands to reason that the second strong father and Lao Luo can't drink together at all, Lao Luo doesn't drink very much, and he is gentle. It's different from the big boss of the second strong father. But Erzhuang's father likes to come to Lao Luo for a drink, he said that he likes to listen to Lao Luo drink some wine and tell the stories of those national classics, just like listening to books.
One loves to drink and the other loves to talk, the two often drink together, and the second strong father listens to Lao Luo tell those stories while drinking. On this day, too, the two quickly opened up the conversation. On that day, Erzhuang's father was happy, and the two bottles of liquor he brought were all opened, ready to drink to his heart's content.
"You're making a lot of money! Why don't I go digging with you when I retire! Lao Luo joked with Erzhuang's father while taking a sip of liquor. The second strong father directly finished a cup and said, "Don't joke with me!" You're a man of culture."
However, the second strong father drank fiercely, and he drank two glasses as soon as he came up. After drinking, he sighed and breathed a sigh of relief. "That's right! Come, eat roast chicken" Erzhuang's father hurriedly tore the roast chicken apart, pulled a leg and handed it to Lao Luo.
The two of them were chatting while drinking, and they were both very happy. Originally, everything was normal, but Lao Luo went to the toilet halfway and came back
After Lao Luo came back, he didn't say a word, drank the wine by himself, and then stuffed the meat in a big gulp. Erzhuang's father didn't care about the joy of drinking, and asked Lao Luo, "What did you think about Lao Li telling you about introducing your wife last time?" ”
But he waited for a long time and didn't see Lao Luo reply, and the second strong father asked again, "What's wrong with you?" It's silent! ”
At this time, Lao Luo was pouring wine for himself, usually he drank a small amount of wine, and never took the initiative to pour wine for himself, but the second strong father persuaded him to drink. At this time, the plate of roast chicken was also brought to him by Lao Luo.
Not only that, I saw Lao Luo raise his head and directly stuff a full glass of liquor, and then started directly, holding the roast chicken with his hand and starting to gnaw it, ignoring the words of the second strong father.
The second strong father was a little drunk at this time, thinking that Lao Luo was greedy, so he laughed, "Look at you, you are still a cultural person!" I haven't eaten enough to eat this farmer's Sven! ”
Slowly, Erzhuang's father began to notice that something was wrong, this Lao Luo was a well-known cultural person in the village. I have drunk so many times with Lao Luo, but Lao Luo's alcohol consumption is not so large!
Principal Naluo was in a very strange state, drinking dry liquor one after another, and finally picked up the bottle and drank it directly! After drinking, pick up the roast chicken and nibble on it. Big mouthfuls stuffed with meat. How can there be a bit of a cultural person.
The second strong father didn't think much about it, so he held a piece of white radish and gnawed it, "Okay, Lao Luo, you can eat it!" Next time you invite me"
Lao Luo didn't pay attention to Erzhuang's father, but poured another full glass of wine and drank it all. By this time, the wine had been completely drunk! The second strong father said, "You're drinking too fast, aren't you?" Or I'll give you this cup to drink."
When the second strong father was in a daze, he saw Lao Luo suddenly fall down, slamming his head on the table and making a dull sound. The saucer rattled
The second strong father was startled, thinking that Lao Luo was drinking and having an accident, so he hurriedly ran over and slapped this Lao Luo, "Lao Luo!" Lao Luo! Are you alright? Say something."
And with the second strong father's shot, Lao Luo slowly straightened up. Scratching his head, he said, "What happened to me just now?" This wine is gone! The second strong father was angry when he heard it, "Okay, you, what are you pretending!" You say you're a cultured person like you've never eaten meat."
When Lao Luo woke up, not only did he not remember that he had eaten all the wine and meat, but he also complained that Erzhuang's father had eaten the roast chicken and didn't keep it for himself. The second strong father was happy, but he didn't reason with him.
Both of them were a little confused, and they couldn't figure it out, Er Zhuang's father scratched his head and got up and walked towards the door, "I don't care, anyway, next time you have to invite me" Lao Luo bowed his head and sent Er Zhuang's father out of the door.
As soon as the second strong father went out of the door, he looked at the wall by the moonlight, and found that it seemed to be a big dog lying on the side of the wall and sleeping, "Whose dog is this?" Come on," Lao Luo walked over to take a look.
But when I took a closer look, I realized what kind of dog this was, it was clearly a big fox, and it smelled of wine.
Now the two of them reacted! It turned out to be this fox who was doing the trick just now! All the wine and roast chicken went to his stomach! It should be that this guy smelled the smell, followed him all the way over, and then got into Lao Luo's body.
At the moment, the fox was obviously too drunk and couldn't move. Lao Luo felt that this thing was evil and didn't dare to step forward, so he could only ask Erzhuang's father, "What should I do now?" Just let him lie here? "Erzhuang's father often pours out mountain goods to know the value, so he moved his mind.
"Do you know how much a fox pelt costs?" After saying that, he beckoned Lao Luo to come over to help, although Lao Luo was afraid, he could only come forward to help.
The two tied up the big fox overnight and tied it to a tree in the courtyard of Erzhuang's father's house, planning to come tomorrow morning to peel it. "Are we okay like this?" Lao Luo still asked worriedly, "What are you afraid of, he is drunk like this!" The second strong father was afraid, and Lao Luo comforted.
Although the second strong father said that he carried it by himself when something happened, he didn't expect that something really happened, and he couldn't resist it.
slept until midnight, Er Zhuangniang was suddenly woken up, only to hear Er Zhuang's father howling, Er Zhuangniang was so frightened that she hurriedly got up to check. I saw the second strong father struggling on the bed.
said in his mouth, "Just eat your meat and drink some wine, why are you so ruthless!" Why so ruthless! After that, he began to roll on the bed, and his mouth kept swearing.
"If you want to kill me, then okay, I want you to die" This sentence came from the mouth of the second strong father, and his body began to turn blue and purple with the severe convulsions.
Erzhuangniang didn't dare to delay, so she got up and went to find Chen Laogou. "Uncle Chen, what do you say is wrong with my old man!"
When Old Dog Chen arrived, Erzhuang's father was already in some danger, and his mouth began to foam, and his eyes rolled white. Seeing that this life is about to be confessed!
After learning about the situation of Erzhuang's father tying up the fox tonight, Chen Laogou also knew a little bit about it, so he walked towards the courtyard, and Chen Laogou saw the big fox hanging from the tree.
The big fox had already woken up by this time, and when he saw someone approaching, he kept struggling in the air on all fours. Slanted eyes and looked at Old Dog Chen viciously.
"It is right to covet the fireworks of the world and suffer some sins, but if you kill someone because of this, then the sin will be deep!" Chen Laogou felt funny when he said it, he had heard a lot about this fox eating and drinking, but he really hadn't seen it because of this.
Chen Laogou had the intention to get rid of this fox, but as soon as he counted that he had not done anything harmful except for eating and drinking secretly, he put the fox down and untied him, "It's not easy to practice, you can go, you will be good in the future" After speaking, he let him go
The fox also had some Taoism, and knew that Old Dog Chen was not easy to provoke, and after confirming that he was going to let himself go, he ran forward.
"If you're hungry in the future, come to me! I invite you to drink wine and eat meat" The fox had already run away, and when he heard this, he turned around and looked at Old Dog Chen, and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he left for a long time.
That's the end of the story.
The pigtail listened with relish, and hurriedly asked about the future situation. "Later, the fox also had a conscience and helped me a lot, and we also had a friendship," Chen Laogou said as he gnawed on a piece of meat.
Hearing this, Chen Xiaobraid understood, it turned out that those were served to him just now!.
Immediately after that, Chen Xiaobraid immediately reacted, Dad used this method of the wild immortal family, isn't that a great immortal? "Huh? Dad, you turned out to be a horse fairy! This discovery made Chen Xiaobraid jump directly.
After all, Chen Xiaobraid heard this kind of thing, but he didn't expect his father to be. Chen Laogou laughed and said, "Speaking of which, it can be regarded as a horse!" ”
At this moment, there was a clanging sound of dishes outside, and the father and son looked up into the courtyard, only to see that the wine and meat in the dishes had already been eaten.
At this time, Chen Xiaobraid found that there was a big fox standing at the door of the house, the fox was covered in yellow and white hair, and his eyes flashed with green and faint light, and the big fox nodded to Chen Laogou, as if he was thanking.
The big fox had eaten and drunk and disappeared.
"Dad, I've heard that Ma Xiandu is amazing!"
"Yes! Do you want to pass it on to you? ”
"This thing still needs to be passed on? Isn't it a great god to dance! It's a shame for such a handsome young man to do this! ”
"This thing is originally inherited, and there are many ways to get out of the horse! And you're far from being handsome."
The father and son were full of food and drink, and they talked word by word
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