Chapter 377: Sick Male God, Don't Make Trouble (60)
Liu Ying watched He Yan come dressed in starlight, and couldn't help but forget to cry, just looked at him blankly.
He Yan walked closer, threw a pebble into the lake, and then snorted lightly and asked.
"Liu Ying, are there a few ducks in this lake?"
Liu Ying didn't expect the male god to talk to herself so kindly. For a while, I couldn't react, and I shook my head and nodded.
He Yan's attention was not on Liu Ying at all, and he asked again.
"Ducks are supposed to poop, right? It's going to shed hair, right? ”
Saying the word shi from the mouth of the male god, it's really against harmony, there is wood?
Su Jiu regretted pinning his hopes on He Yan, this product was not enough to succeed and more than to lose. It's all this time, why are you still talking about this?
It's just deadly!
When Su Jiu was holding his forehead, he heard He Yan Qingyue's magnetic voice again, and continued.
"Liu Ying, the depth of the water here is only about two meters, and these ducks are swimming and swimming in it. If you jump, you won't drown, but you'll die of nausea! Imagine plucking up the courage to plop down and then have a duck smell in your mouth and nose, and a few duck feathers on your head...... Tsk......"
As soon as this thing was said, Su Jiu found that he couldn't look directly at this pool of water at all. It's disgusting!
And after Liu Ying substituted herself, she was just like wanting to die and being ashamed.
"Then I'll go jump into the sea!"
He Yan's unhurried tone had a terrifying meaning in the silent night.
"It's also good to jump into the sea. But don't be deceived by the TV series, the male and female protagonists will not die if they have the halo of the protagonist after jumping into the sea. In reality, if you jump down, you will be eaten by a fish, but if you encounter a big fish, you can bite off your arm and your leg. If it's a school of small fish to nibble on......"
Liu Ying, who was originally impulsive, was directly scared and cried, and said while crying.
"I'm going to die anyway, I'll swallow a bottle of sleeping pills......"
"That's good! I've tried! A trace of obscurity flashed in He Yan's eyes, and he continued.
"It's just that he didn't die, he was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage. The taste of gastric lavage...... You can try it, anyway, you can't survive or die! ”
He Yan has had such an experience? Su Jiu was a little stunned, but soon received a message from the system.
This thing has done this more than once during the onset of depression. Every time he walked around the ghost gate and came back, only he understood the pain in this.
Su Jiu couldn't help but feel a little distressed when he looked at this young man who was always a hanger. In fact, he is also a bad temper, but his heart is still very good. Especially the cooking, really amazing.
Compared with Su Jiu's hundred turns and thousands of turns, Liu Ying just wanted to gossip.
"Ah Yan, how could it be...... You can't lie to me, do you? ”
He Yan touched his nose, looked past Liu Ying and looked at Su Jiu, the corners of his lips curled in a beautiful arc.
"That's all stupid stuff that was done before! Definitely not anymore, I found the joy of being alive! ”
Su Jiu's expression was a little unnatural, and he looked away with a weak heart.
This product, you can confess anytime and anywhere, I really served him!
"By the way, I've wasted enough time on you. Liu Ying, if you want to commit suicide, please take care of yourself! Anyway, I persuaded it, and the decision is up to you. If you are willing to live well, I will introduce you to a professional weight loss studio, and I will pay for it. If you don't want to......"
"I do! I do! Liu Ying, who did not have a strong desire to commit suicide, immediately changed her mind.
For such a result, He Yan is still very satisfied. However, he soon had another problem in mind.