Chapter 1: Listening to the bed
A small waistcoat with thin straps, ultra-short hot pants, and high-heeled sandals.
White skin and beautiful appearance, thin waist and long legs.
This is Ruan Ling's appearance at the moment.
She arrived in the Ming Dynasty at this time, in a dilapidated land temple called Wuliu Village, opposite was a statue of the god of the land woman.
The idols were cracked, dusty, and dirty.
There is rain leaking on the land temple, there is air leaking around, there are only two broken bowls on the offering case, and there is only a pile of cold incense ash in the incense burner, not even a stick of incense.
A gust of wind blew and rolled up the fallen leaves on the ground.
It's so desolate.
What about the good ancient beliefs, and the good people who believe in the gods?
I'm afraid that this land temple has not come to the pillar incense for ten days and half a month.
Ruan Ling's heart is cooler than the autumn breeze.
Pull out the cold.
She was the last landlady in modern society.
Yes, that's right, it's the kind of lowest-level god that will appear as soon as the great sage stomps his feet in Journey to the West.
Gods have always existed.
It's just that the gods have learned to escape from the world, and ordinary people can't see it.
The gods lived a life of good travel, but the bitter thing is that in modern society, people have fallen into a life of drunkenness and no longer believe in gods.
Without the power of the believers' faith, the gods were in tatters and were on the verge of destruction.
The gods refused to disappear, so they wanted to save themselves. But they had too little divine power left, just enough to send the lowest-level gods back to the ancients.
Thus, the lowest land god, Ruan Ling, was chosen.
With the ardent hopes of the gods and goddesses, she traveled back to the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago, hoping to absorb the power of faith in ancient times, reshape the golden body, and save the immortals from fire and water.
She came with great difficulty, thinking that she could see a temple where incense was thriving, but who knows......
It looks worse than modern times......
Her divine power has been exhausted, and there is no power of faith in this temple at all, if she doesn't find someone to possess her in time, she will disappear completely.
It just so happened that she had discovered that there was a soul that had just died nearby.
Ruan Ling no longer hesitated, a golden light flashed and disappeared in place.
……
The modern immortals, huddled in a lonely place in the mountains, watched Ruan Ling's every move in front of a screen with a faint light.
"Walked through and went through. It seems to be the Ming Dynasty. The giant spirit god squatted in the corner and beeped quietly, "With such a weak chicken land woman, he can do a!" ”
"You can do it, don't beep if you can't." Tai Bai Xing was wearing a tattered T-shirt with a poor and sour face, "We have saved up such a little divine power, and we can send her back just because she is weak." Replace it with you, and be crushed directly into a meatloaf! ”
"I don't think the situation in the Ming Dynasty is optimistic, what is the situation?" The handsome Nezha hugged the Qiankun circle and spoke in a dialect, "Can this still get merit points?" I look at Xuan. Alas! If you can't do it, just give up and wait for death......"
"Little Nezha, what are you anxious about?" The Queen Mother of the West wore a black tight skirt, crossed Erlang's legs, took a puff of cigarette, and spit out a mournful smoke ring, "I think this little land is not bad...... At least the legs are long. ”
Immortals: "......"
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At this time, Ruan Ling opened her eyes again, and she found herself lying under the bed......
Squeak, squeak.
The bed was up and down, shaking regularly.
There was a hey sound overhead, and the spicy ears were to the extreme.
Ruan Ling covered his ears, and he couldn't avoid the babbling sound coming into his ears.
After searching the memories of the deceased, she was stunned.
At this moment, her identity is also called Ruan Ling, and she is a standard bear child. It is predicted that her original life will be very miserable. was disliked by the whole family at home, and after getting married, Hongxing was driven out of the wall, and finally died of illness on the street.
The standard cannon fodder life.
And at this moment, the cannon fodder has not yet married, and he is lying here, he is actually pretending to be a ghost to scare the newly married second brother and sister-in-law on the bed.
The reason is that the brothers can only spoil her alone, and if they marry a daughter-in-law, they won't spoil her!
Therefore, she wants to pretend to be a ghost to scare her second sister-in-law away.
This bad and bad girl!
Ruan moved her sore back body, her head sank on the bed board, and her head was slammed to the ground.
"Shhhh
Ruan Ling grinned in pain.
She had absolute reason to believe that the original owner was crushed to death by the undulating bed board on her head......
This is the real self-inflicted death.
If she stays here, she won't escape death!
At this time, she has no divine power at all, and she is as fragile as ordinary people.
She tugged at the ground, moving her body out cautiously and with difficulty, so as not to be noticed by the two people on the bed.
She had just poked out half of her head when a snow-white leg suddenly hung down from the top of her head.