Chapter 425: Damn Mother
Mother, where are we going to play?!
This is one of the most difficult fatal problems to solve.
Tang Jiaren carried the tall and tall battle sky on his back, and felt deeply desperate.
The first one was poked, and Zhan Cangqiong mistook Tang Jiaren for her mother, although she had a brain problem, she could communicate with words. At least, Tang Jiaren fooled him about something, and after thinking about it, he would cooperate with this.
This time, the battle sky was poked again, but it became a mess. It's useless what you say, what he wants is all that matters. Don't give? Shoot you!
Tang Jiaren rarely does regret things, after all, she has done everything, and regret is obviously that she is uncomfortable with herself, so why embarrass herself with regret? Now, the battle sky really made her deeply feel what regret was! Plus tens of thousands of regrets!
Tang Jiaren insisted on living in the ram's Diao, so he demolished the house. Tang Jiaren touched a handful of vicious dogs, and the sky began to chop trees as firewood to stew dog meat.
Tang Jiaren couldn't, so he could only leave with the battle sky and go to the guest house together, leaving the ram Diao Diao and the vicious dog alone, staring at each other in the cold wind.
The ram trembled and said, "You, you...... You go chase the beauty, I'm ...... I can only make porridge, no, no, no...... No stew. ”
Vicious Dog: "Wang! ”
The ram Diao Diao immediately changed his words and said, "I, I, I...... I learn to stew! ”
Vicious Dog: "Wang! ”
The ram said: "Yes...... Learn to stew bones, too! ”
Vicious Dog: "Wang! ”
The ram wanted to cry without tears: "It's still ...... I also learned braised pork. ”
Vicious Dog: "Wang! ”
The ram Diao Diao said with a crying voice: "You, you, you...... You go and accompany the beauty! I'm ...... I'm afraid to ...... one by one If you're not careful, you'll be poisoned. ”
The vicious dog pounced on the ram and said, "Wang! Woohoo! ”
The ram Diao Diao was forced to climb the tree, pointed at the vicious dog and scolded: "You ...... You're a bastard! Jiajia Jiajia ...... The beauty is just ...... It's a fucking bastard! "Looking up at the moonlight, his eyes are called a gloomy resentment. If he hadn't been at fault, instead of healing the warlike sky, he would have poked him even more stupidly, would he have been able to hide in a tree and watch the beautiful woman being snatched away? Ay...... In fact, it's all because the beauty owes it! It's good, I have to pull out the needle of the Firmament God's hidden acupoint, now it's okay, I'm stunned to make a big son who doesn't hesitate to make a mess! He and Zhan Cangqiong are blood relatives, and they don't talk much nonsense when they can do it on weekdays, although they are not ashamed of the other party in their hearts, they also feel that the other party has not insulted the eyebrows. Now, when the sky is like that, I really want to vomit sour water when I see it.
The ram Diao was deeply sorrowful.
When I slipped my eyes, I saw a pair of cat's eyes hidden in the darkness! Those eyes glowed with green butter and oil, and they looked a little fierce.
Because of the darkness, the ram Diao Diao couldn't really see it, but vaguely felt that it was not a cat, but more like ...... A man is lying on the wall of someone else's house, looking at himself!
Ram Diao's mind moved, and he shouted: "Meng Tianqing! ”
The black figure seemed to be frightened, and in an instant jumped off the wall and disappeared.
The beauty said that Meng Tianqing came back to look for her, and sure enough, she came. The ram Diao Diao wanted to chase it, but he didn't dare to go down the tree because he was afraid of the vicious dog, so he had to shout loudly: "The beauty is in the battle sky!" ”
Faintly, I heard a cat meow floating out of the darkness: "Meow! ”
When the vicious dog heard the movement, it roared and chased it out!
The ram Diao Diao was overjoyed, and immediately climbed down the tree and rushed to the Qihuang Pavilion to find the Yellow Lotus. A thin and beautiful man like him is really not suitable for the company of vicious dogs.
The vicious dog chased the "giant cat" to run, originally to be majestic, after all, in terms of size, it still has an advantage. As a result, when it caught up with the "giant cat", it found that the "giant cat" stood up!
This...... Where is the "giant cat", it's simply a cat demon!
The vicious dog never refused to suffer the loss in front of him, so he immediately grabbed his tail and ran away. This character is like a beautiful woman. If you can beat it, you can fight, and if you can't beat it, you will run.
The vicious dog looked for the smell and went to find the ram. In this world, there are not many people who are afraid of it, and you must cherish one if you catch one!
"Giant Cat" Meng Tianqing is like a cat, wandering the streets and alleys, chasing the traces of Tang Jiaren.
He didn't dare to let her see him, but he wanted to see her. Knowing that she is well, he is at ease.
Everything that has happened since last night has been like a dream. He wished that after a sleep, it would be a dream. However, he was destined not to sleep tonight. Because, he must find a beautiful woman.
Tang Jiaren, together with Zhan Cangqiong and others, came to the most luxurious inn in Autumn City-Hong'anju.
A dark shadow watched Tang Jiaren and the others walk into Hong'anju together, and then turned to leave.
In Hong'an Curry, the shopkeeper was already asleep, and when he heard that the battle sky was coming, he immediately got up to greet him. Righteous people can slack off for three points, because most of them are gentlemen, and they will not turn their faces and use knives for such trivial matters; The temperament of the people in the Demon Sect is inscrutable, and they don't care about reputation, so they may be able to turn their faces several times in a row, who has to deal with it carefully?
Fang Heizi said in a rough voice: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight upper rooms!" ”
Zhan Cangqiong kicked Fang Heizi away, stretched out five fingers, and said, "Seven upper rooms!" ”
The shopkeeper looked at the five open fingers of the battle firmament, and began to wonder if he had an ear disease, but he didn't hear what this master said about a few upper rooms.
Tang Jiaren took the curtain fence, yawned, stretched out his hand, grabbed the other big hand of the battle firmament, broke out two fingers, and put them together with the other five, and said, "He said seven, that's right." ”
The shopkeeper wiped the sweat on his head and said with a smile: "Okay, good, seven." ”
Tang Jia said: "That's not right! Eight rooms. Don't you see my finger? ”
The shopkeeper looked at Tang Jiaren's finger, but saw that she also raised a finger next to Zhan Tian's finger.
The shopkeeper thought that the strong man who had just said that he wanted eight upper rooms was kicked and flew out of the door, and he still hadn't returned, so he regretted very much that he got up from the concubine to deal with this devil. However, this is a real test of human patience. However, he is in charge of the inn, and he has the responsibility to protect the safety of the inn.
The shopkeeper accompanied the smiling face and asked cautiously: "Do you want seven, or ...... Eight rooms? ”
Zhan Cangqiong grabbed Tang Jiaren's small hand with his big hand, and continued to stretch out five fingers and said, "Seven!" ”
Tang Jiaren stretched out his other hand and measured three fingers: "Eight!" ”
Zhan Cangqiong suddenly opened his mouth and bit Tang Jiaren's finger.
Tang Jiaren decisively withdrew his hand, but with a posture that could not be refused, he said seriously: "Seven! Xu Hongniang and Duan Qingyue are in one room. ”
Zhan Cangqiong nodded and responded, "That's exactly what it should be." ”
Xu Hongniang and Duan Qingyue glanced at each other and said nothing. Fang Heizi lay outside the door and didn't dare to come in. The other three hall masters looked at their palace master and Tang Jiaren with a straight face, and they didn't show the slightest abnormality.
After all, since the palace master was treated by the ram Diao, his thoughts have risen to a height again, and they, ordinary people, can only look from afar and dare not question it.
The shopkeeper flipped through the notebook and was about to record the room where several people lived, but saw that the first and second rooms of Tianzi were already inhabited. The tip of his pen shook, dripping a drop of ink, and he looked at the battle sky tremblingly, and said, "Your Excellency, the first and second rooms of Tianzi have already been inhabited. This inn is run by the villain and the younger brother. During the day, the housekeeper is responsible for taking care of the inn. Presumably, those two guests stayed during the day. The villain was lazy and didn't check the booklet, which was the villain's negligence. Lord Palace, look...... These five upper rooms...... ”
Zhan Cangqiong said directly: "Let them change rooms." ”
The shopkeeper was puzzled: "This ...... ”
Zhan Cangqiong continued: "Or change your head. ”
Yuan Luye responded: "No! "Draw your weapon and go upstairs.
Tang Jiaren immediately stopped: "Wait! Looking at the battle sky, he stretched out his tune, "Son...... ”
Zhan Cangqiong pointed to the stairs, interrupted Tang Jiaren's words, and said, "Mother, wow, I want you to carry upstairs!" ”
Tang Jiaren's legs trembled, and he squeezed out a word from between his teeth, and said, "Okay!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Zhan Cang jumped up to Tang Jiaren's back and shouted, "Go!" ”
Tang Jiaren's legs trembled and she began to climb the stairs.
Xu Hongniang stuck a dagger on the counter and threatened the shopkeeper: "Dare to tell what you see, I want you to die!" ”
The shopkeeper said in a loud voice: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
Tang Jiaren gritted her teeth and carried Zhan Cangqiong upstairs, kicked open the door of Tianzi No. 3 room, threw this piece of big meat on the bed, fell to the bed with her buttocks, lifted the fence, and panted like a cow.
Zhan Cangqiong kicked off his shoes, spread his limbs, and said lazily: "Mother, wipe my face for me." ”
Tang Jiaren squinted at the battle sky and scolded: "No, no, no...... Unfilial son! Are you going to exhaust your mother?! ”
Zhan Cangqiong lay on his side, propped up one arm, pillowed, and said with a smile: "Mother is immortal, and she can still live if she dies." ”
Tang Jiaren said: "Tired to death, I can't live, only jumping off the cliff can." Otherwise, I'll jump for you. ”
Zhan Cang said: "Don't." Mother is the most cunning and will take the opportunity to escape. ”
Tang Jiaren stared at the sky with heavy eyes, and said, "Don't praise me so much, my mother hasn't been able to escape your clutch yet." ”
Zhan Cangqiong laughed and said, "It's just a little better." Mother, sleep. He patted the side of the bed and motioned for Tang Jiaren to lie down.
Tang Jiaren stood up and said with a dark face: "I'll go to room three." ”
Zhan Cangqiong shouted: "Mother! It's dark, and I don't dare to sleep alone! ”
Tang Jiaren's footsteps staggered, and he didn't look back and said, "Scared?" It would be nice to marry you a daughter-in-law. Stepping out of the door, he happened to see Fang Heizi, stretched out his little hand, grabbed Fang Heizi's collar, and pushed him into the room, "Your palace master is afraid of sleeping alone, you accompany him." ”
Zhan Cangqiong looked at Fang Heizi, raised his eyebrows, and repeated: "Daughter-in-law? ”
Fang Heizi trembled in horror and rolled out very consciously.
That's right, it's really getting out.
Although the palace master was stupid, his force value was better than before, and with this kick, he almost didn't want Fang Heizi's life. Playing with us is risky, and you need to be cautious when joining the church.