Fang Wen woke up from his slumber. He looked around. This should be a small hotel room that is not very high-grade, the facilities are very simple, but very clean, warm and comfortable, making people feel very family and safe. Long Shao, who was already more than two meters and twenty meters tall and had a muscular mass stuffed with a black tunic full, sat cross-legged on the floor in front of the bed, gnawing on a pig's trotter with a sad face.

Instinctively glancing at the eye-catching ring scar on the top of Long Shao's head, Fang Wen coughed lightly, and squeezed out a sentence in his hoarse voice: "Master Long, you still eat meat?" ”

Long Shao glared at Fang Wen fiercely, and muttered in a low voice, "What's wrong with Lao Tzu eating meat?" You kid, if Lao Tzu hadn't seen those moles on your buttocks and killed me, I wouldn't believe that the four young men of Fengmen would be Lao Tzu's brothers. ”

Throwing away the gnawed bones, Long Shao wiped his hands on the sheets with a grin, and said angrily: "I have nothing to say if you join any sect, you fucking join the Demon Gate!" It's a personality! ”

I touched the wound, the wound was well bandaged, and a sandalwood scent emanated from the bandage that bandaged the wound. Fang Wenle said happily: "Oh, what's wrong with the Demon Gate? Tsk, so generous, the reincarnation ointment made by the Dawei Zen Monastery is also! Tsk, this is a treasure that the old guys in Xuemen have spent no amount of effort to imitate. ”

Looking at Fang Wen angrily, Long Shao said coldly, "You want it?" I'll give you three pounds. It's amazing that you kid joined the Demon Gate. ”

With a wry smile, Fang Wen still couldn't avoid this topic, his attention was taken away from his wounds, he looked at Long Shao and smiled helplessly: "Boss, you are a monk and a monk, I can't think of it." When you disappeared a few years ago, you were only 1.9 meters tall, right? It's only been five years of hard work, and you're two meters away, do you take hormones? ”

Snorted sullenly, patted his head with his big hand, and Long Shao cursed: "It's good to be a monk, if you don't leave home, Lao Tzu will inherit the little bit of bad things in the family, when Lao Tzu is interested?" The elder of the Dawei Monastery, Hui Lao Bald Donkey, touched me and fooled me into joining the Dawei Monastery. Grandma's, cultivate this bullshit 'immortal golden body', the more you practice, the bigger it gets, fuck! ”

Scolding his mother in his mouth, Long Shao proudly raised his arms and puffed out the muscle bumps on his arms fiercely. With a few crisp sounds, his tunic was squeezed into the line, and gaps of all sizes exploded everywhere. Long Shao cursed angrily, pulled off the broken clothes casually, and sat on the ground with his upper body. The broad and majestic muscles on his body were beating one by one, and his golden skin was like a golden solution emitting a faint glow, full of indescribable powerful coercion, in short, it made people feel that he was very strong, so strong that it made people fearful.

"Damn, don't destroy the golden body." Fang Wen scolded in a low voice: "Longmen Interpretation of Taoism and Confucianism, the Holy Land of the Three Great Teachings of Confucianism, the First Protector of the Dharma Protector of the Dawei Zen Academy. How far have you practiced? ”

"Well, there's still one layer to go from Dacheng." Long Shao grinned, shook his upper body very proudly, the muscles on his body rose and fell like flowing water, and the air around him was squeezed by the muscles when the muscles were beating, making a 'pop' crisp sound.

"!" Is the Immortal Golden Body only one layer away from Dacheng? Fang Wen looked at Long Shao blankly, speechless for a while.

The Immortal Golden Body is a perverted mental method that is a hundred times stronger than the so-called Golden Bell Jar and other hard skills, and it must be cultivated by extremely talented people. Fang Wen didn't know how strong the specific combat power of the immortal golden body was, but he knew that a few years ago, the people of Tianmen besieged an old monk of the Dawei Zen Temple, and dozens of guns fired thousands of bullets at the old monk, but the old monk was not injured in his flesh and skin, and he left after defeating the Tianmen disciples present.

This is a magical technique with surprisingly strong defense, and it is said that there is a huge force of 10,000 catties in every move.

His eldest brother was the heir of the Dawei Zen Academy, and he was actually a unique physique suitable for cultivating the Immortal Golden Body-Fang Wen remembered the scene when Long Shaoyi unscrewed the iron lock when they were young. The pervert who has had amazing brute strength since he was a child is naturally suitable for cultivating this amazing magic technique. It's ironic, I am suitable for cultivating the Wind Gate and the Wind Sutra; The dragon is less suitable for the indestructible golden body.

looked at Long Shao weakly, and Long Shao also looked at Fang Wen with a sad face.

After a long time, Fang Wencai smiled bitterly and said, "Come on, just as if you haven't seen me." Is it safe here? ”

Long Shao nodded: "Safe, you can rest assured of this." However, the damper is less than four... ”

"What? Do you still want to capture me back to Longmen and avenge the hundreds of disciples of your Longmen in Europe? Fang Wen smiled.

"Fart!" Long Shao scolded: "Those guys who were slaughtered by you are not my sons, what should I do to avenge them?" You are my brother, and I naturally plan for you. ”

"That's it." Fang Wen clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Our own brother, take care of his Tianmen Dragon Gate." Oh, it's so mysterious, the personal disciples of Dawei Zen Monastery and I, the four young men of Fengmen, can actually sit together and chat. Really, his grandmother's. The wonders of life are really everywhere. ”

Long Shao was about to speak, when the walkie-talkie on his waist suddenly sounded 'beep'. Long Shao angrily pressed the walkie-talkie and yelled loudly: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, don't let it go if you have a fart!" ”

There was silence on the other end of the intercom. After a long time, a timid voice cautiously asked, "Senior Brother Long, Senior Brother Lu wants me to ask, where have you been?" DISCOVERIES ... ”

"What the hell? Lao Tzu found a place to eat, people are iron, rice is steel, and he is hungry if he doesn't eat a meal. Does he know how much I have to eat in a day? Long Shao scolded loudly, raised his head and howled loudly: "Boss, another roast whole sheep." After speaking, he casually crumpled the walkie-talkie into pieces.

Fang Wen looked at Long Shao blankly, and after a long time, he slowly gave two thumbs up: "Long Shao, you are too talented." That's how you treat your fellow disciples? ”

With a swing of his head, Long Shao sneered: "Or what?" Offering them as ancestors? , don't look at the dragon gate blowing, it's a black mess inside. Lao Tzu can fight, and many old immortals have been beaten by Lao Tzu, so Lao Tzu doesn't bird them. Damn it. Waving his hand, Long Shao said coldly: "Don't talk such nonsense, Lao Tzu will kill them." ”

With a few cold snorts, Long Shao looked Fang Wen up and down, and said lightly: "You should also be careful in Fengmen, your affairs in Chicago and Shanghai, someone directly handed the information of the 'Fengmen Four Shao' to Longmen." Someone in the damper sees you unpleasantly and wants to borrow our hand to kill you. Even this time, your stronghold was terminated, and someone reported it. Or do you think we're immortals? Found that film and television base so accurately? ”

Fang Wen gritted his teeth. He thought of the strange tingling in his vest as he was in the woods trying to escape.

Nodding, Fang Wen said coldly, "I know." Will be careful. ”

Long Shao nodded proudly and said with a smile: "I can't leave the Dragon Gate, and it must be impossible for you to leave the Wind Gate." So, no more nonsense. We are brothers, brothers for life. I'll find a way to pass on information about you. There must be information to deal with Lao Tzu in the future, and you can also find a way to pass it on to me. If I kill the people of your Heavenly Gate to make meritorious contributions, you will find the bad luck of my gang of bastards in Longmen to be promoted to an official and make a fortune. Let's call this a buddy. As long as we don't directly confront them, who cares if they live or die? ”

This is really Long Shao's typical way of thinking. After all these years, he is still this virtuous, and he has not changed at all.

Fang Wen smiled and stretched out his hand, and Long Shaoyi grabbed Fang Wen's hand. The two clasped their hands tightly, and after a long time, Long Shaocai suddenly scolded in a low voice: "Mombi! I wanted you to be my sister-in-law back then. Who knew that Wenwen had found a devil. Well, after a while I will go to Europe, that Alfred, I will make him understand that being a son-in-law of the Chinese is not such an easy thing. Long Shao's bones all over his body made a terrifying crisp sound, like the sound of a pot of fried soybeans exploding, and Fang Wen was terrified when he heard it.

Poor Alfred, your God will bless you.

Fang Wen shook his head bitterly and said in a low voice: "Don't talk about the past." Don't involve Wenwen in our affairs. Let her think I'm dead. He spread his hands and laughed at himself: "In the legal sense, I am a standard dead person, and my hukou has been cancelled." ”

"Birds!" Long Shao shook his head, wanted to say something but didn't bother to speak, and after a long time he looked up to the sky and sighed: "His grandmother's, the method of accepting you as an apprentice is exactly the method of those old devils in Tianmen." But that's okay, your mom and dad don't like it for a long time. You're dead this time, and I have nothing to do with them, so I'll beat them up when I find a chance, and that's the end of it. ”

Smiling, Fang Wen didn't express any opinion. He just reached out and stroked Long Shaoguang's slippery head, and said with a wry smile: "Boss, you really became a monk?" ”

Shaking his head, Long Shaowei smiled and said: "Nonsense, you can't get close to women until the immortal golden body is completed, so you just became a monk." When the immortal golden body is completed, according to the rules, I am the chief protector of the Dawei Zen Temple, and my status is equivalent to that of the presiding officer of the Dawei Zen Temple. When the time comes, Lao Tzu wants to have face, and he wants to work hard, and immediately break out of the door and find a wife! ”

He gestured with two fingers and shouted excitedly: "One year, one more year, my immortal golden body will be completed!" ”

God, Fang Wen rolled his eyes, it was really a blessing that Dawei Zen Academy found such a successor. How so? Long Shao, this guy, has been a little missing a tendon in his head since he was a child, and he has a lot of thinking and many practices, which you can't imagine.

But I heard Long Shao say triumphantly: "This time, I also deliberately went back to my home in Beijing to have a look, tsk, I saw that Lao Tzu became a monk, my grandfather, grandmother, maternal grandfather, maternal grandfather, father, uncle, uncle, a family of relatives who were old all had heart attacks and high blood pressure, and a guy lay down more than 20 and went to the hospital. Obediently, you didn't see that scene, it's a big scene! ”

Fang Wen was cramping with laughter, he was 'whooshing' miserably, because of the laughter, the muscles near his wound twitched, and the pain made him almost crazy.

Long Shao unconsciously muttered to himself there, telling him some things after entering the Dawei Zen Monastery one by one, and Fang Wen was bursting with laughter when he heard it. Laughing and hurting, Fang Wen struggled in boundless happiness and pain, laughing so much that he cramped all over his body, and died of pain and came back to life, it was really two heavens of ice and fire.