600 boot silly chicks

After Wang Tianba and Xiao Wu walked away, the passengers in the car returned to their positions when they saw that there was no excitement to see.

Xiao Chuchu looked at the neck brace on Jiang Yi's neck, remembered what he had just said, and was a little apologetic, so he pulled him to the edge of the position he was sitting just now, and said:

"You've got a neck injury, so sit in my place."

"No need, my neck is just a small injury, it doesn't matter."

Jiang Yi said, wanting to shake his head, but then there was a tearing pain in his neck, and he couldn't help frowning.

The girl looked at the painful look on his face, pressed him into the seat without saying a word, and said:

"Don't be polite to me, this is where the old, the young, the sick and the disabled should sit."

Jiang Yi felt a little embarrassed, so he didn't refuse anymore and sat down with peace of mind.

After a while, the bus arrived at a stop, and many people got off the bus, Xiao Chuchu found a gap and sat in front of Jiang Yi.

Not long after, it was another stop, and a few passengers came up, including an old woman, Xiao Chuchu hurriedly got up to give up her seat to the old woman, but was robbed by a burly middle-aged man.

Xiao Chuchu frowned and wanted to reason with him, but was stopped by the old woman, and then Lu Xiaoqian, who was still sitting on the other side, got up and gave up his seat to the old woman.

Xiao Chuchu couldn't see the middle-aged man's behavior, and then pointed out that Sang scolded Huai, and played a double reed with Jiang Yi, teasing the middle-aged man in various ways, and making trouble next to him while he was on the phone, which made a bad breath.

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It didn't take long for Jiang Yi to arrive at his destination and get off the bus.

After getting out of the car, he deliberately looked back, thinking that Wang Tianba and the three would follow him to get out of the car and make trouble for him, but it didn't.

Jiang Yi didn't care, and after walking for a while, he soon found his red panda car on the side of the road.

It was close to noon, the sun was scorching and the sun was blazing.

The car was in the sun for a long time, and the car was very hot and stuffy, just like the stove. Jiang Yi turned on the air conditioner first, and then turned around and came to the shade of the trees on the side.

Then he took out the silly girl and put it on the grass to bask in the sun.

"Eat, eat."

The crystal doll is bathed in sunlight and makes a crisp sound in its mouth. If you look closely, you can still find that there is a layer of brilliance circulating on its surface, but the sunlight is too fierce and it is not obvious.

After a while, probably absorbing enough light, the crystal doll changed from pale yellow to a completely transparent form.

"Eat enough, eat enough."

Seeing this, Jiang Yi picked up the crystal doll and returned to his car.

Whew!

A cool breeze blew in the air conditioner, which made Jiang Yi feel quite comfortable.

He looked out the window of the car and noticed that there was no one around before reaching out and tapping his hand on the crystal doll's little nose.

Airplanes!

Inside the crystal doll, blue light suddenly flashed, like an electronic information stream, and the figure of a small girl in red was slowly turning.

The crisp and pleasant girl's voice sounded again:

"Chinese brand 2060 mobile phones, silly girls serve you, please enter the boot password."

Jiang Yi didn't hesitate and said the password: "I love you." ”

"Enter the password correctly, enter the mode option: Please select live mode or mobile mode."

"Live mode."

Wow!

As soon as the words fell, the crystal doll in Jiang Yi's hand suddenly shattered into bits and pieces of pale green light dots, falling from his fingers like water, and then condensed into a human shape in the co-pilot seat on the side.

Wearing a red crop top leather coat, revealing a flat lower abdomen, the fair and delicate skin, and the lovely navel eyes, people can't help but want to touch it.

Underneath red leather pants and black boots.

She has a delicate appearance and a graceful figure.

Jiang Yi looked at the red-clothed beauty beside him, and a thought flashed in his heart: If there were such a mobile phone in the real world, the otaku would be able to play with the mobile phone for a lifetime, and what kind of girlfriend and wife would he marry.

A green light shone out of the stupid girl's eyes, forming a translucent display interface on the windshield of the car, and she said:

"Please enter the emoji status option, you can choose one of the following options: sad, silly, bad, cool, happy, ashamed, happy, angry, good."

Jiang Yi thought about it and chose to be obedient.

The silly girl smiled sweetly at him, with a well-behaved and lovely appearance on her face, like a sister of the leading family, and continued in her mouth:

"Go to the function options and select the service you need: 1, communication function, 2 transportation function, 3 medical function ......"

Jiang Yi thought of his aching neck and commanded:

"Activate the medical function."

Silly Niu said: "Please enter the medical function program selection, 1 diagnosis, 2 treatment 3 ......"

Jiang Yi was a little helpless, how could a stupid girl be as troublesome as the customer service of 10086, and she had to make various choices, and said in his mouth:

"2, treatment, first cure the injuries on my body."

The silly girl didn't say anything more this time, and with a direct wave of her hand, a burst of green light flashed, moistening Jiang Yi's body like water.

Jiang Yi felt that the pain in his neck and nose slowly subsided until it disappeared, and the injury was completely healed in a short time.

The silly girl withdrew her hand: "The medical procedure is complete, please choose another service." ”

He reached out and removed the nuccal collar from his neck and threw it in the back seat. Then he remembered Wu Wei's terminal illness, so he asked:

"Silly girl, can your medical function cure a terminal illness?"

Silly Niu shook her head: "Silly Girl can only treat ordinary surgical diseases through scanning, not terminal diseases." ”

Jiang Yi could only give up the idea of using a stupid girl to treat Wu Wei when he heard this, if the medical level of the stupid girl was really not as good as his medical skills, Wu Wei's illness could only be solved by himself.

Just as he was ready to study the various functions of the silly girl, he suddenly heard a rumbling sound from his stomach.

Then Jiang Yi felt a long-lost hunger: since he had achieved cultivation, his need for food had become less and less, and he had not had this strong hunger for a long time.

At the moment, he decided to fill his stomach first, and then study the relevant abilities of the silly girl after returning home, and after thinking about it, he asked again:

"Silly girl, is there enough energy in your body?"

"Now the energy in the stupid girl's body is only 10 percent."

Jiang Yi frowned slightly, just now the crystal doll said that she was full, but she didn't expect that the energy of the silly girl was not full.

It seems that the crystal doll's "full" only means that the silly girl has basic energy and can use various functions freely. I still remember that in the original plot, Lu Xiaoqian used the stupid girl several times and suddenly ran out of energy, which should be because the energy was not full.

He asked a crucial question:

"And how long does it take for you to be fully energized?"

Silly girl: "Under the condition of sufficient light, it will take an hour." ”

Jiang Yi asked again: "Whether it's mobile phone mode or real person mode, it can be charged, right?" ”

"Yes."

Jiang Yi ordered: "Then you charge it first." ”

"Okay."

The silly girl obediently agreed, and quietly leaned against the car window to bask in the sun.

Jiang Yi started his car, found a fast food restaurant nearby, and after a simple lunch, he was ready to go home.

Not long after he left the restaurant, he heard a woman's cry for help.

"Grab the bag, help, help!"

At the same time, there was also a man's shout:

"Grab her, grab the bag, hurry."

Jiang Yi stepped on the brakes and looked in the direction where the sound came from, and saw that in a remote alley not far away, three young people dressed in flowing clothes were surrounding Xiao Chuchu, beating her and snatching the bag in her hand.