Chapter 8: The imp carries the sedan chair

"That's right!"

The master said, "Disgusting with the one is too vicious, killing people and harming people are invisible, if there are no five disadvantages and three shortcomings, wouldn't it be more unscrupulous to use?" This aversion to victory is also called the lack of a door, and those who learn the art of aversion to victory must lack a door in widowhood, loneliness, and money. ”

Legend has it that Lu Ban was skilled in carpentry.

Once, when he was working in a foreign country, he missed his wife, so he made a bird out of wood on a whim, rode it back and flew back, and after being with his wife, he left the bird with her.

Since then, Lu Ban's wife often takes a bird to meet Lu Ban in other places.

Until one day, Luban's father found that his wife often vomited, thinking that his wife was stealing people and wanted to arrest her and dip her in the pig cage. The wife was so helpless that she had to tell the secret of the bird.

When his father heard it, he thought it was funny. And he mounted a bird, and flew in the sky for a long time.

When the bird landed on the ground, they came to a place, and when the people there saw a man sitting on a wooden bird coming down from the sky, they thought it was a monster, and they killed him.

Lu Ban was grief-stricken, and since then he has cursed the lack of descendants who have learned his craft.

When I heard this, I couldn't help but ask Master, "Will Ying Qingyu also receive this curse?" ”

Lao Qian pouted: "Of course, there are many things that cannot be punished by law, and it doesn't mean that God will not punish her." It's not that you don't report it, the time has not come. ”

I nodded, convinced.

At this time, Master and I had already gone out for a long time, and it had been a while since we left Yingqingyu's house, and we gradually got on the concrete road. At this time, the moon in the sky is also very large, and the light of the bright moon is sprinkled all over the earth and treetops.

By the moonlight, I could see the environment on both sides of the road.

It is the season of lush rice at this time, the frogs in the paddy fields are not singing, and from time to time there are one or two white cranes gently rising up, fluttering to the edge of the paddy field not far away, and stopping in front of a grave.

The tomb seems to be a new one, and it has just been buried, and there is a lantern in front of it.

New earth was piled up, new wreaths were layered on top of each other, and the silver tin foil on the wreaths was still glowing slightly under the moonlight, and was swayed by a breeze, the light flashed and flickered, which was particularly eye-catching.

I was also attracted by the flickering light, and turned my head to look at the grave.

But he saw two or three black shadows, and with a "whoosh" they passed past the grave, and some of them ran behind another grave. It was a grave dam, and there were little dirt bags everywhere.

"Ahh

I snorted softly and hid behind the master, and covered my face with my hands to reveal only two eyes: "There are ghosts." ”

"Don't be afraid!"

Master had already seen it, squatted down and made a silent gesture at me, and pointed to the grave just now: "Let's go over and have a look." ”

Originally, I didn't dare to go, but with Master here, I wasn't afraid of anything, so I nodded.

Old Qian took me to tiptoe, and before I knew it, I went around to the new grave, and I saw two or three adult men carrying hoes and shovels, staring at the grave with a long lamp.

"Brother, let's do it!"

One of them, who looked like Li Kui, pointed to the grave in front of him and said to a middle-aged man with a slender face: "Let's dig her up and sell her, and we can make a lot of money." ”

The slender man looked hesitant: "Isn't this good?" ”

"What's so bad?"

Li Kui bit off the slender words: "How valuable is the female corpse now?" Didn't you listen to a friend of mine say that it is popular to marry yin in some places now, and those who have lost their sons want to find a ghost bride for their sons. Brother, you just listen to me, dig her out and give her to my brother, you don't have to worry about the rest, just wait to collect the money! ”

After speaking, he was about to stand up.

The slender man hurriedly pulled him back: "Second brother, listen to me!" ”

"Oops!"

Li Kui looks like Li Kui, and his temperament is like Li Kui, so he can't say two sentences and is anxious: "Are you annoying!" Ok, good, good! If you have any questions, it's dawn in a while! ”

The slender man pondered for a moment: "Second brother, I still don't think it's good for us to do this, although this selling female corpse makes money, digging graves and digging graves will lose all yin virtue." It's a lack of morality, aren't we afraid of cutting off our children and grandchildren? ”

Li Kui raised two eyebrows when he heard this: "Break it, break it, our brothers are all lonely, and none of them have a mother-in-law, so they will be cut off from their grandchildren." Don't look for a chance to make a fortune yet! Brother, that's money! Don't you want money? ”

"Of course I want money."

The slender man glanced at the grave as he spoke: "I just feel sorry for her." ”

Li Kui suddenly felt as if he had heard a big joke: "Are you still sorry for her?" She's sorry for you, right? ”

"That's it!"

The two thieves on the side also echoed, pointed to the grave and said: "This woman here is in her twenties, and she is not serious about finding a man to marry, what's the matter with hooking up with your wife every day?" Playing with your feelings again, and also causing your wife to divorce you, and now her death is her retribution, you dig her out and sell her to others, and count the interest she paid you. Others also found her in-law's house, she can go beautifully. ”

Wait a minute, why am I a little confused?

Skinny man's wife with a woman in the grave? Playing with the feelings of a slender man again? How can this be so informative?

Just when Master and I were confused on the tree, and you and me under the tree, the slender man listened to the words as if he had been stimulated by something, and made up his mind to throw the cigarette butt in his hand to the ground: "Fuck! ”

Four men surrounded the four corners of the grave, moved the wreaths from the grave in three by two, and dug them up "with a bang".

"Master!"

At this time, Lao Qian and I were hiding behind an old grave, and I looked up at him: "Master, this is all digging graves and digging graves, and you still don't care?" ”

"What do I care, what do I care?"

Old Qian rolled his eyes in a place I couldn't see: "There is no one inside." ”

Sure enough, the four of them dug for a long time, and when they carried the coffin out, Master's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had thought of something. Before I could ask Master what he was happy about, I heard Li Kui shout, "Brother, there is no one in the coffin!" ”

"Nobody!?"

The other two younger brothers were also frightened: "Is it an empty grave? Could it be a fraud? Brother, why don't we go quickly? After a while, the ghost came out, but he couldn't leave! ”

The slender man had a sinking face at this time: "No wonder! No wonder! ”

Li Kui's courage has always been greater than others, and he approached the slender man: "Brother, what stupid thing are you talking about?" ”

The slender man seemed to be recalling something: "Two days ago, an old friend of mine came back from Lingfeng Town, saying that he saw my daughter-in-law in the town, and he was shopping with a woman hand in hand, looking very intimate. I didn't believe it at the time, saying that my daughter-in-law and I had obviously returned to my hometown in Guangdong after divorcing, how could it appear in Lingfeng Town? Now that I think about it, it's suspicious. ”

"Needless to say,"

Hei Li Kui slapped his thigh, pointed to the empty coffin in the grave and said: "It must be this girl, she was bumped into by you when she was in the woods with her sister-in-law a few days ago, and then she went back to drink pesticides and cheated to death, not because of shame!" It must have been discussed between her and your wife, and she eloped after faking her death, so that no one in the village would talk about them two cheap women behind her back. ”

Not to mention, this black Li Kui has five big and three thick, and the logic is quite clear.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The other two younger brothers also dropped their shovels when they heard this: "No wonder this cheap woman's Lao Tzu and Lao Niang are dead, and their daughter is not distressed at all?" At the funeral a few days ago, not a single tear was shed, it turned out that their daughter was not dead at all! Walk! Let's find those two! ”

A few people said they would leave, but they lost their shovels and did not even bury the grave, so they left the uncovered coffin empty.

When the master saw the coffin, he had an idea: "Xiao Kunning, are your feet sore after walking for so long?" ”

"Of course."

I glanced at Master with resentment: "Why don't we go out next time and buy an electric car?" If it really doesn't work, the bike will make do! ”

The master waved his sleeves and pointed to the thick cedar coffin in the tomb: "What kind of bicycle do you have this thing for, you wait for me here, and you can come when you go for the teacher." ”

After speaking, he walked around the cemetery as if Duan Yu was performing Ling Bo on TV.

When he returned, the master had already had four lamp grasses in his hands.

It was an object in someone else's grave.

The master took the four lamp grasses as if he was holding four things, and said to me, "Kunning, you turn around, hear the sound and turn back." ”

I nodded obediently and turned my back.

After a while, I heard a loud bang, as if a large piece of wood had fallen from the sky and smashed heavily on the ground, and I hurriedly looked back to see that the coffin that had been embedded in the cemetery had been lifted up at some point, as if it had wings and could fly, and it flew to the flat ground and lay it down.

I was stunned and couldn't close my mouth, but Master said succinctly: "Sit in." ”

Seeing that I didn't dare, the master sat in first, and patted the coffin board: "Come on!" There is a master in what are you afraid of, coffin coffin, get promoted and get rich! ”

I sat down cautiously.

As soon as he sat down, the coffin walked up by itself as if it had been installed with four wheels.

"Master!"

My mouth is as big as an egg, although I have seen these things in books, but because I have been staying on the cloud mountain, I have never had the opportunity to see them, and the master has never performed these strange methods at home, so this is the first time I have gone out, and it is also the first time that the eldest girl has sat in a coffin.

I rubbed my eyes: "Master, this can't be the little ghost carrying a sedan chair as mentioned in the book, right?" ”