Xue Er was hit by the green frozen "Huangliang Dream Sword", trapped in the dream, and became a baby.

Because he has always admired his father-in-law Xue Zhongjian, that person will appear in his dreams. But Xue Zhongjian is no longer the person who holds the Sword Pavilion, but a local tyrant.

"My son, there is no doubt about your father. A father's love is higher than a mountain. Xue Zhongjian said again.

"Ah, yes. Xue Er said helplessly. "Where is Xue Ningyan?"

"Do you mean your sister, hahaha, you are really my unicorn. Gaze, gaze you over. Xue Zhongjian said loudly.

"It's coming, it's coming. ”

A female voice sounded, it was Xue Ningyan. In Xue Er's dream, Xue Ningyan turned out to be a real girl, not a pseudo-girl. "I was shocked. Xue Er said, "No wonder I don't like Xue Ning's eyes, even in a dream, he wants to block me." ”

Syllable!

Xue Ningyan, who was dressed as a girl, slapped her face, causing Xue Er's tears to roll, "Stop, you ......"

Pseudo-mother?

Sister?

Xue Er couldn't scream.

"Brother, it's rude not to give to my sister. I've taught you a little lesson, to let you know how good I am, no, it's my virtue. Xue Ning said, the voice was all female, and it was very good.

Xue Er was completely speechless. There was only one thought in his heart, to leave, he was going to leave the dream. If you really want to stay with Xue Ningyan, you are more ruthless than killing him.

At this time, a real hat floated out, only Xue Er could see that there was a head under the hat, which was a green frozen head. "Hahaha, Ji Lao, how, do you know how good I am. Your life has just begun, enjoy it. "Green Frozen Ice Road.

Xue Er wanted to slash with a sword and kill Green Frozen Ice, but when he waved his arm, it was the sound of drums. It turned out that it was not a sword in his hand, but a toy drum. "Damn. Xue Er's eyes were vicious, but he couldn't help it.

Xue Ningyan also came over and pinched Xue Er's face fiercely with his hand, "It's really good, it's stronger than dough." ”

"Daughter, don't do this to your brother. Your father is a local tyrant, but he has no fame, and it has been more than ten years since your brother came out of his mother's womb. Well, now he can speak, and he will die like a demonic genius. The matter of honoring the ancestors fell on him. I was finally able to take the weight off my shoulders and do what I wanted to do. Xue Zhongjian said excitedly.

Suddenly, a bad thought arose in Xue Er's heart, wow, is it, is this fake father-in-law going to be a pseudo-mother! Before Xue Er's thoughts were finished, Xue Zhongjian had already jumped on the table, with a serious face, and he said: "Daughter, son, don't you think I am more beautiful than your own mother." A beauty like me shouldn't be a man, but a ......"

"But what?" Xue said innocently. "Man, a demon of men?"

"Don't tell me you want to be a pseudo-mother. Xue Er said.

"I, I. Xue Zhongjian was inexplicably excited.

Bang!

The roof was blown off, and one person jumped from it. The person who came was Xue Er, Xue Ningyan's mother, and Xue Zhongjian's wife.

Xue Er fixed his eyes and said happily, great, Mrs. is still the original lady. It turned out that in his dream, there was no difference between the stepmother and the stepmother. Listen to the noble lady: "Husband, what do you want to do, say it out loud, I'll listen." ”

Xue Zhongjian kept his mouth shut, think about it, there is a woman who doesn't take the usual path, everyone else comes in through the door, people lift off the roof, and then jump down, who dares to resist her like this, the combat effectiveness must be breathtaking.

Great, Master, Mother-in-law! Xue Er couldn't help but cheer. If your father-in-law wants to be a pseudo-mother, you should stop him. Being a base old man has a future. Although Xue Er is still a baby, he has already opened up the base oil field, he is really talented, and he has been a baby for more than ten years, and he is very promising.

Xue Zhongjian's wife was a little pepper when she was young, and now she is not far behind, as long as she is willing, she can beat Xue Zhongjian to obey, continue to repair if she is not satisfied, and treat all kinds of disobedience.

After seeing Madame, Xue Zhongjian's arrogance subsided, jumped off the table, and said, "Madam, why are you here." ”

"I'll help you. Mrs. Xue said.

"Help me, no kidding, I don't know about you yet. Xue Zhongjian was puzzled in his heart, how could this lady of his be so kind.

"When I was on the roof, it seemed that you were prettier than me. Mrs. Xue said.

"Auditory hallucinations, this is auditory hallucinations. Xue Zhong Kendao.

"Your grievances are heavy, and it's my fault. Mrs. Xue said.

"No, no, Madame has taught well, and under your management, I, a local tyrant, have also gained the appearance of a human being. Xue Zhong Kendao. "Madam, hurry, hurry up, put the scissors down, what are you doing with it, I'm so nervous for my husband!"

To tell the truth, a woman who loves you deeply has a smile one day and a pair of scissors in her hand, her purpose must not be pure, a man will be nervous, and Xue Zhongjian is no exception. Although he is a local tyrant, his body is still very honest, and he has broken off, and there is no possibility of growth.

"One thing descends one thing. Xue Erxi said. In the real world, Xue Zhongjian is actually still a strict wife, otherwise he would not empathize with the pseudo-mother, because the fear of his wife in his heart has increased unabated, thinking that it should have little to do with the unspeakable movement of the pseudo-mother, and he is not a real girl, and his wife will forgive him.

Xue Er's small arms and legs may have stood up. He suddenly remembered the philosophical cube. "Where's my blue cube. Xue Er couldn't help but exclaim. He knew that the Sansheng Sword had turned into a small drum and a tiger head shoe.

As soon as this thought was born, it was like a thousand zhang of ice, lying in Xue Er's heart, his body was cold, and every pore was cold. Suddenly, Xue Er's base oil field burst out with a base light, a blue base light. "Oooh. Xue Er, who was still a baby, was overjoyed, "Here, the philosophical cube used to stay in the oil field, and the general trend has been decided!" He also relieved why he was able to carve out the base oil field at a young age, and it was the philosophical cube that helped him. "Hahaha, with it, why can't I dominate the old world. It's just as wonderful to live another life. ”

Xue Ning stared at Xue Er as if he was looking stupid, "What are you kid laughing at, it's more ugly than crying." ”

Call. Xue Ning's palms fell into the wind, and he lifted Xue Er's ankle steeply, hanging him upside down. "Wow, your snails are so miniature Xue Ning said.

“——”

Xue Er crossed his arms, not seeing the same as Xue Ning's eyes. And Xue Zhongjian, who is a local tyrant, is compared with his wife, strictly speaking, it was Xue Zhongjian who was beaten, his wife is quite powerful, more fierce than a, click, and the scissors are very slippery. Xue Zhongjian's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he was anxious, so angry. Suddenly, he slammed headlong into the door, not intending to die, of course, but to flee from it.

Mrs. Xue is a Lian family, her beautiful eyes flashed with a cold light, "If you want to escape, you want to be a pseudo-mother? I will fulfill you as you are. Hold back. ”

Hearing his wife say this, Xue Zhongjian had nothing to say. "Madame is such a heroine. I can only be a bear, this is fate. ”

has a fierce wife in the family, as if he is an ancestor, Xue Zhongjian is bitter in his heart.

Xue Er avoided talking about it, and he didn't bother with Xue Ningyan. He knew that everything was an illusion and that he would pass away. The mirror is full of water, and it is not true. "Green Frozen Ice, see me break your Huangliang Dream Sword. Xue Er settled. Lingtai v Qingming, no dust, no need to sweep, all thoughts are silent.

Ten years in a hurry doesn't mean much to Xue Er. He lived for twenty-three years in his dream, because of his handsome appearance and deep local tyrant atmosphere, Xue Er was very famous in the local base circle. He single-handedly established the Huluwa Alliance. It's just because members like to use their hands to help friends solve personal problems that are difficult to describe.

On this day, the neighboring city's Ji Lao, a lay disciple of the Nanshan faction, "Yang Dingtian", came. The Yang clan is also a big family, and Yang Dingtian is the leader of the younger generation, and he is fortunate to be accepted as a registered disciple by the second elder of the Nanshan faction, so his position in the family is very stable.

In addition to being a disciple of the Nanshan faction, Yang Dingtian is also a core member of the Five Cities Foundation Alliance, including the big city where Xue Er is located.

The alliance deliberately absorbed Xue Er, but Xue Er pushed it away under the pretext, he is not a person who likes to dream, and he will go out sooner or later. Yang Dingtian was not happy, and only said that Xue Er was shameless, this was the rhythm of heaven.

So Yang Dingtian is here, and he wants to meet Xue Er in person for a while. If he can Gao Ji on the spot, if not, he can only kill Xue Er.

"Turtle, this is the turtle family!"

Yang Dingtian said angrily.

"I'm the local tyrant. ”

Yang Dingtian was stunned by the construction pattern of the Xue Mansion. "What a strong aroma of Ji Lao!" Yang Dingtian said again.

Standing outside the gate of the Xue Mansion, Yang Dingtian was attracted by the luscious base incense emanating from the depths of the mansion, "As rumored, Xue Er is a good seedling." If such a person does not join the alliance, it is really a loss for my generation. Yang Dingtian's anger has faded a lot, and he is no longer as aggressive as he came.

"The meeting of two new stars in the old world will be a good story in the future. The young man beside Yang Dingtian said that his status could not be compared with Xue Er and Yang Dingtian. This man is a deacon of the Alliance, wearing white gloves, a black tuxedo, and a cane in his hand, and looks personable.

"Sebasky-chan, what do you think of Xue Er. Yang Dingtian asked.

"His great Ji Ji can determine the world. Sebasky replied.

"Oh, you're very optimistic about him. "Yang Ding Tiandao.

"It's not about optimism, it's about it. The leader of the Five Cities Alliance also paid special attention to Xue Er, and said that he would accept Xue Er sooner or later. Sebasky said.

"Hmph. Yang Dingtian was slightly displeased.

The leader of the Five Cities Foundation Alliance is none other than the third son of the head of the Nanshan faction. Even Yang Dingtian didn't dare to resist the young gang leader.

"The Lord of the Southern Wild Goose Alliance sent you. "Yang Ding Tiandao.

"Yes. Sebas-chan said truthfully.

Nanyan is the third son of the head of the Nanshan faction, and there are two brothers above him, Nanzhi and Nanyin.

The Nanshan faction is a big faction within a radius of 3,000 miles, and the head is Nan Wuji. And after Nan Wuji, the most promising person to become the new head is his eldest son "Nanyin". Nanyin is still a person in the writer's world, and he has the position of a god. He wrote a best-selling book, "The Three Sisters of the Southern Family", which was very popular in neighboring countries and was known as the hottest of the year. Of course, the prototype of "The Three Sisters of the Nan Family" is Nan Yan, Nan Zhi, Nan Yin and their father Nan Wuji.

"Xue Er, come out!" Yang Dingtian suddenly said loudly, he came to the door in person, and he had already given Xue Er a big face. But Yang Dingtian yelled for a long time, and there was no movement in the Xue Mansion. Sebasky looked at the sky and ignored the embarrassed Yang Dingtian.

He had suffered such a wretched gas, Yang Dingtian was about to have a seizure, and at this time, Xue Fu came out, holding the drum with his right hand, knocking and shaking. What's even weirder is that he is still wearing tiger head shoes.

"Who are you, why are you making a noise in front of my house? Xue Er said.

"You, you are Xue Er?" It was the first time he had seen Xue Er.

"Yes. Xue Er said.

"Would you like to go with me. "Yang Ding Tiandao.

"Yes. Xue Er said.

“——”

“——”

Yang Dingtian and Sebas sauce were stunned, holding the grass, why don't you play your cards according to common sense, the two don't know how to take it. Xue Er continued to shake the drum in his hand, and during this time, he also glanced at Yang Dingtian and Sebasky, as if asking, when Gaoji is and where is the location, you are together, or one by one.

Sebasky and Yang Dingtian were hit so hard that they couldn't spit out a word. The heart when he came was gone, and after a while, Yang Dingtian said, "Why don't you want to join the alliance?"

"For the tribe, of course. Xue Er said.

“——”

“——”

Yang Dingtian and Sebasky were speechless again.

Where did the tribe come from, there is only an alliance in the five cities. You're clearly a strong argument.

"If I sincerely invite you to join the alliance, are you willing?"

"I know what you're here for. Xue Er said, "Yang Dingtian, you are from a famous family, and you are a proud disciple of the Nanshan Sect. I heard that you have a beloved friend named Zeng Kun, for Zeng Kun's sake, you did not hesitate to kill your original partner, just to be able to preach with him. ”

"What do you want to say!" Yang Dingtian said angrily, Zeng Kun was his reverse scale, and no one could move it. Since Xue Er made it clear, it meant that he had also investigated the members of the alliance.

Zeng Kun is a handsome middle-aged old man, much older than Yang Dingtian, famous for his thunderbolt soul resentment, and is a master of boxing. The work on the hand is good. Before meeting Zeng Kun, Yang Dingtian was extremely fond of a small piece of fresh meat, which was extremely good-looking, and he was very good at all kinds of skills, and was very popular with Yang Dingtian. It's a pity that Yang Dingtian met Zeng Kun and was shocked, in order to pursue Zeng Kun, he killed the killer and killed Xiao Xianrou. Zeng Kun was very moved, so he rejected Yang Dingtian. Yang Dingtian did not give up, followed Zeng Kun all day long, pursued hard for three years, and finally caught up, and the two of them were also a good story in the old world.

Now, when Xue Er mentions Zeng Kun, his thoughts are clear. It is for Yang Dingtian to show sincerity and use Zeng Kun as a bargaining chip, so that Xue Er will join the Five Cities Alliance.

Sebasky said in his heart that this is interesting, Yang Dingtian will never give up Zeng Kun, our alliance leader Nan Yan also hit Zeng Kun's attention, but then it was not over, it is said that Yang Dingtian personally carried out a (silenced) eye deal with Nan Yan in order to let Zeng Kun go. If this is not love, there will be no love in the old world.

"Two, is there anything else going on, I'm busy. Xue Er said. It is clear that you want to send off guests.

"Xue Er, are you going to join the Nanshan Sect? Our alliance leader is ...... "Sebasky Dao."

"I know that Nan Yan is the son of Nan Wuji. Xue Er said.

"Aren't you afraid of the Nanshan faction's retaliation? "Yang Ding Tiandao.

"Just come. I won't leave the Xue Mansion. Xue Er said.

"You!" Yang Dingtian was furious, such a crazy boy. Yang Dingtian flicked his sleeves, and a ball of green gas gushed out, and it was a stone tripod that flew out, and the green gas swirled, and the temperature around him dropped sharply. The doors and stone roads of the Xue Mansion were also plated with a layer of blue light.