Xiao Baoshi was worried and began to perform his functions as the commander of the troops. After only two days, he felt that his head was as big as a fight, and he complained to the fat man again: "I hear someone call me sir, and I want to run!" When I see someone standing up and saluting, I want to hit him! ”

The fat man has been engaged in the teaching of Huaxia recently, and he seems to be very good, and he looks full of spring breeze: "Captain, this is your problem." You see, how standard do I salute now? As soon as I walked into the camp, people saluted, the fat man raised his hand in a chic manner, and thousands of cats said that they were handsome! ”

"Can you not raise your hand? I'm going to hit you! Xiao Baoshi gritted his teeth and said.

"If the food is not good, they will come to me as if I can produce fresh vegetables;

Ask me how to reduce the weight of the cooler of an assault rifle, I'm an expert in firearm design? Ask me about the standard of pensions; Asked me why I had been rejected after submitting seven reports for decommissioning; Ask me how to replenish the ammunition reserve when it runs out after two battles...... I'm a sir? I feel like I'm the receptionist at the petition center! What's so hateful is that one by one they still look at you like this, and they feel like they haven't solved the problem, and I'm especially sorry for people! ”

The fat man looked at Xiao Baoshi and was really anxious, knowing that he didn't come up with a bad idea today, and probably couldn't continue his language teaching work, so he touched his three-layer chin, thought about it sideways for a long time, patted his belly and said, "There is!" Captain, that nutrient is the scout's work, followed by the calorie supplement, yes, squeeze it out, then make some mayonnaise, stir-fry it and mix it on it, throw it in the bathroom of the barracks, and then you go over, I'll call someone to see it! ”

Xiao Baoshi listened, didn't say a word, and beat the fat man violently: "Say that you still tell me to eat for a long time!" ”

"Don't fight, don't fight!" The fat man laughed wildly and dodged, shouting, "It looks like, but it's not real!" ”

"Does that make a difference!" Xiao Baoshi kicked on the fat man's fat ass.

"There is a difference! It's just visuals! Hahahaha! ”

Xiao Baoshi stopped his hand and said angrily: "Okay, get out, I can see it, beast, you are a commodity with the opposite sex and no humanity." Go ahead and continue your Chinese language teaching! ”

When he said this, the fat man couldn't pull his face down and walked away immediately, sat down and said, "This, captain, are you too superstitious?" We don't necessarily have to pretend to be pigs! Look at Zhu Yuanzhang, do people pretend to be pigs? You're too superstitious, you're too obscene, and you're crazy! ”

"Is this called an objective law? Zhu Yuanzhang didn't? He started as a leper monk! Wasn't that enough to pretend to be a pig? Don't talk about Zhu Yuanzhang, the wild boar skin of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, when he was under the Li family, wasn't he also pretending to be more pigs than pigs? Do you know the disadvantages of the Spirit Matrix? It's just what I've seen, I remember everything, and once I remember to sum it up like this, pretending to be a pig is definitely right! ”

"That's right." The fat man pinched his chin and nodded yes.

So the two began to understand, how to pretend to be a pig, or how to deal with these many problems.

I didn't even go to eat, and the thousand cats brought them food in, and they were all kicked out: "Discuss military issues!" Don't bother us! ”

Qianmao is strange, she gets along well with the fat man these days, why this attitude?

So she ran to tell Liu Yiyi and Angela, and when they heard it, they were both surprised.

Liu Yiyi asked in disbelief: "Are you sure they said that they were discussing military issues?" ”

"Yes, they said it in lingua franca, not Huaxia, I definitely heard it right!" Thousand Cats replied in the affirmative.

Angela put her hand on her forehead: "What day is today?" Didn't I wake up? These two are talking about the military? ”

Then she and Liu Yi glanced at each other one by one, feeling that it was very inappropriate, and said in unison: "Go and see!" ”

The most terrible thing in the world is nothing more than a layman who seriously discusses professional affairs and is ready to implement the results of the discussion!

And when Angela and Liu Yiyi listened to what Xiao Baoshi said to the fat man, both of them were stunned.

Liu Yiyi was about to vomit directly: "You guys are so disgusting, discuss how to eat that thing here!" ”

"No, it was the fat man who said it! I really wanted to strangle him! ”

Angela said coldly: "It's going to be a war, how do you two want to pretend to be pigs here?" ”

Without waiting for Xiao Baoshi and the fat man to speak, she motioned to Qianmao to look outside the door, and then said to Xiao Baoshi: "How to pretend to be a pig, I don't understand." What I do know is that one is that Lieutenant Colonel Kate is playing with you;

The second is that you don't manage the troops well, leaving them too idle. ”

She is the elite of the serious Heavenly Army, and she can see the problem at a glance: "No matter which problem is solved, if we don't solve it, if we start a war next, I'm afraid we will all die." If I'm not mistaken, Lieutenant Colonel Kate will surely drag some people, some people who are so disappointed in your incompetence, to flee back to the penal colony, and their testimony will prove that you are a straw bag! ”

Because the army is not a rabble, it is a disciplined team, and these problems, whether it is pension or food, are all handled by special personnel. Obviously, it was Lieutenant Colonel Kate who let it go, or secretly instigated, so many soldiers found Xiao Baoshi.

The so-called interlacing is like a mountain, and after being broken by Angela so little, Xiao Baoshi suddenly realized.

"Even if you arrange for the soldiers to move a pile of stones from one end to the other, and from that end to this tomorrow, you can't let them be idle. Don't think it's a toss to toss, obedience, that's how it was cultivated. Angela whispered to Xiao Baoshi.

Liu Yiyi also raised his opinion and said: "Captain, not only that, but you also have one less staff team, don't forget, you still have the title of chief of staff of the data department, but the only staff officer below you, Lieutenant Louise, was thrown by you to the geomagnetic city to watch the store!" This is called self-inflicted! ”

Xiao Baoshi scratched his head helplessly: "Then what do you say?" ”

"Don't you have a spirit matrix?" Liu Yiyi and Angela are in unison this time.

Originally, Xiao Baoshi didn't tell Angela about this, but since he killed the butcher and was returned by Angela after fainting, he gradually didn't treat her as an outsider, so Angela also knew about it.

Xiao Baoshi was about to cry when he heard this: "It is impossible for the spiritual matrix to be created out of nothing!" If I hadn't read the formulas of the data department, I wouldn't have been able to calculate the enemy's distance through wind speed, humidity, echo, etc., this is mathematics, this is not fantasy or Taoism! ”

But immediately Xiao Baoshi had an idea: "When I was in exile, in order to send Qiancat and Dr. Aaron to the space battleship, I wanted to get her an identity, didn't I let Colonel Lister get a second lieutenant for both of you?" ”

"I'm quitting!" Angel was quick to respond.

"No! Now I'm appointing you as a staff officer in the Data Department! These things will be yours from now on. Xiao Baoshi only felt that the mixed body was relaxed.

The fat man even applauded: "The captain is wise!" As long as we catch all the affairs, this battalion can become the real power in our hands! ”

"You're the deputy chief of staff of the data department, well, you're in charge of the coordination! I'm going to go to the grassroots! Xiao Baoshi didn't let go of the fat man, and ran away after such a sentence.

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