Chapter 33 33 Househusband
The man in the bathroom said angrily: "Call it hairy! I'm a big man who calls you Mom, isn't it funny? ”
Lisa Yu said: "If you don't call it, forget it, you can take cold water!" ”
In the next second, the man decisively called: "Mom! Mom! Mom! Can't I call it? Hurry up and boil me hot water, I'm freezing to death!" ”
The woman snickered, and then turned the cold water back to the hot water.
Half an hour later,
The man came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, found a set of Lisa Yu's casual clothes in the closet and put them on his body, and then took pictures in front of the full-length mirror, just like a girl.
"This dress fits me well, but the women's pants are a little tight, but it's okay."
Lisa Yu, who was lying on the bed, said: "Wangcai came here, after I was sanctioned by the system, I still have back pain, hurry up and rub my master's shoulders and beat my back." ”
The man gave her a blank look, and even if he was reluctant, he honestly walked up and jumped on the bed to press her up.
"Ahh
"Oh!"
"Whew!"
"It's so comfortable, it's hard! Hard! ”
"He Tingfeng, your uncle didn't eat, did he? Tell you to exert yourself, left, left, right, right. ”
"Hiss! Too strong, can't stand it! Ahhh I can't stand it! Stop! ”
"Dog man! Are you trying to hammer me to death? Hammer me to death and inherit my inheritance and small buns! ”
The man was speechless and said, "You woman has a lot of words, so much nonsense for you?" It's like calling a bed, it's really annoying. ”
Lisa Yu turned around, slapped him on the head, and said angrily, "Who called the bed?" Do you try it again? Believe it or not, the old lady twisted your head off. ”
Seeing that she was angry, the man immediately closed his mouth and did not dare to say anything more.
He Tingfeng has never been afraid of anyone in his life, but he is afraid of her Lisa Yu, and he doesn't know why, he was inexplicably controlled by this woman, probably because he was too greedy for money, making him feel that if he didn't do this, there would definitely be no good fruit to eat in the future.
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Back to the space-time satellite space station.
The man returned home with Lisa Yu in his arms.
When I opened the door, I saw Xiao Baozi sitting on the ground playing with building blocks, stunned for a moment, and the little hair on his head shook and trembled, not to mention how cute.
The man walked up with Lisa Yu in his arms and said with a smile: "Little bastard, your father is back." ”
Xiao Baozi turned his head to look, but saw that his mother was being held by a strange man, and his mother was bullied, so he blew up his hair directly on the spot, and ran up on the ground, punching and kicking the man's thigh, saying: You bad guy! Put the hemp down, put the hemp down!
Lisa Yu in the man's arms reached out and touched the head of the little bun, and said with a smile: "Little bun, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, he is a dog bought by his mother, don't worry." ”、
Xiao Baozi seemed to understand her words, froze for a moment, turned around, and ran back to the blocks, sat down, and continued to play with the blocks.
He Tingfeng carried the woman to the sofa, and then walked towards the kitchen with fruits and vegetables, as if it were his own home, and consciously packed up his things.
The woman turned her head to look at him, didn't say anything, just smiled, and said secretly in her heart: It's becoming more and more like a househusband, not bad, not bad.
Thinking about it, I picked up the remote control on the table, turned on the TV and watched it.
Little Bun picked up the assembled building blocks and tiptoed up to her, letting out a milky hey laugh.
The woman was lying on the sofa, looking weak, stretched out her hand to follow the silly hair on his little head, and explained: "Sorry little bun, my mother is not in good health today and can't play with you!" ”