695 car into fine
After Jiang Yi and He Lan left the Ask Immortal Club, they went to a restaurant dedicated to receiving cultivators, and enjoyed a meal cooked by the chef of the state banquet himself before going home.
For the next two days, Jiang Yi stayed in his villa to recuperate and recover from his injuries.
With the assistance of the superior elixir and spirit fruit, his recovery from his injuries was quite smooth, and he basically recovered seventy or eighty percent after two days, and it looked no different from his heyday.
Just when he was about to invite Ren Qianqiu to make a few moves, he received a call from Cheng Feng, who had not been in touch for a long time.
"Dude, come to my house, 100,000 urgent."
Jiang Yi asked, "What's the matter?" ā
Cheng Feng just anxiously urged:
"It's really a big deal, it's not clear on the phone, come to my house."
Jiang Yi heard that he was not bored and wanted to pass the time, so he agreed, and then drove to Cheng Feng's villa, and then walked straight to the garage.
In the garage, Cheng Feng was standing in the corner with a white snow wolf, looking at a BMW intently, with a strange expression.
Seeing Jiang Yi appear, Cheng Feng was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly greeted the snow wolf and said:
"You're here."
Jiang Yi saw that the BMW 5 was the car that Cheng Feng usually drove on weekdays.
It's just that today he keenly felt that something was wrong with this BMW, and there was a faint demonic aura on the body, so he asked Cheng Feng:
"What's wrong with your car?"
Cheng Feng glanced at his car, then lowered his voice and said mysteriously:
"You may not believe it, but my car is fine."
Jiang Yi bowed slightly when he heard this:
"No wonder I feel a demonic aura in the car, it turns out that it is really a sperm."
Cheng Feng didn't expect Jiang Yi to notice it as soon as he came, and couldn't help but be surprised:
"You see that?"
Jiang Yi nodded, then teased with a smile:
"You're in a similar situation to the main character of Transformers?"
Cheng Feng thought about it, it would be interesting if his BMW could become a car man.
Then he shook his head again, and said with a wry smile: "It's still different, it's a goblin after all, and if it really wants to transform into a human form, I'm afraid it will also become a human." ā
Jiang Yi didn't tease him anymore, but asked curiously:
"How did you get this car?"
Although all things can become essences, the difficulty of turning dead things such as stones, water, and clouds into essences is undoubtedly much higher than that of animals and plants.
Cheng Feng's car is not like a silly girl, it has a very high level of intelligence, and it is even more difficult.
Cheng Feng explained:
"I'll start at the beginning, I bought a snow wolf as a war pet."
As he spoke, he pointed to the white snow wolf beside him: "That's it." ā
Jiang Yi looked at the snow wolf and knew that things like Cheng Feng were still very common in the rich circle.
Many high-profile rich people don't even ride in cars anymore, and like to accept some tall and powerful beasts as mounts, such as giant eagles, lions, tigers, etc., which are not only domineering and mighty, but also can be bodyguards and can also travel.
He Lan also had the idea of collecting war pets, but she couldn't find a suitable one, and under Jiang Yi's guidance, her strength improved quickly, and ordinary war pets couldn't keep up with her improvement speed, so she finally gave up.
For ordinary cultivators, contracting a war pet and having to bear the cultivation resources of a war pet is somewhat worth the loss, but for those rich people who have money and access, they do not have this concern.
Jiang Yi nodded:
"And then?"
Cheng Feng: "The strength of my snow wolf is very ordinary, and I want to improve its strength, so I specially bought a demon pill, wanting to swallow it to enhance its demon power." ā
"In the morning, I brought the demon pill home. I took it out of the box and put it in the car, and just when I got out of the car and called the snow wolf, the demon pill suddenly disappeared, and then the car became a sperm. ā
"I suspect that it suddenly became a sperm after eating the demon pill, but I don't know how it ate the demon pill."
As he spoke, the door of the BMW slammed open, shut, open and close, like a child subconsciously dancing his hands.
Then the lights flickered, and there was a burst of singing in the stereo......
Seeing this, Cheng Feng hurriedly took a step back, looked at his car vigilantly, and said:
"Look, look, it's moving again."
Jiang Yi said with relief:
"Don't worry, it's okay. This car has just been born with a psychic mind, and now it is just getting acquainted with the body. ā
Then he asked curiously:
"Are you sure you made the car a good man just because of a demon pill? Although the ordinary demon pill contains a powerful demon qi, it can't turn dead things into essences so easily. ā
Cheng Feng was not very clear, and said hesitantly: "It should be." ā
After Jiang Yi pondered and thought about it, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked:
"Speaking of which, do you usually applaud love with your girlfriend in this car?"
Cheng Feng said angrily:
"Why do you ask this? Envy? ā
Jiang Yi shook his head, looked at Cheng Feng with a weird smile on his face, and said:
"In my opinion, it is very likely that when you applauded for love, you left a male ** yang qi on the car, and slowly formed a seed, and then the seed germinated under the urging of the demon pill, and the car will become a sperm."
After a pause, Jiang Yi continued:
"If that's the case, this car is your son in some way."
Cheng Feng's face suddenly changed when he heard his words, he didn't want to have a son who was a car spirit.
So, annoyed, he said:
"Nonsense, how is this possible, I, I wipe it clean after every time I do it."
That being said, the way he looked at the car was still a little empty.
Jiang Yi couldn't help but smile when he saw this, in fact, what he said just now was just a guess on his part, and he was more scaring Cheng Feng.
He stepped forward and looked around the BMW for a while, and found that the car might have just become a new product and was still a little ignorant, just flashing its lights and spinning in place.
Jiang Yi stepped forward, knocked on the hood, and asked:
"Can you speak?"
Buzzing!
The car vibrated slightly, and after a while, an electronic voice came from the car stereo:
"IāI can speak...... Yet, no, it's ...... Skilled. ā
The voice is choppy, not like a goblin, more like an intelligent voice.
Jiang Yi pointed at Cheng Feng again and asked, "Do you know who he is?" ā
The car turned around, the two headlights looked at Cheng Feng, and after flashing the lights, he said:
"Master, it was the master who gave me life."
Cheng Feng's face turned red, and he hurriedly corrected:
"Don't talk nonsense, you are self-made, and it has nothing to do with me."
Seeing Cheng Feng's bad attitude, the car seemed to be a little lost and aggrieved, and retreated.
Jiang Yi patted the front of the car and said to Cheng Feng:
"You're going to scare him so loudly. Anyway, it's your child, and you still have to have a better attitude. ā
Cheng Feng saw that he looked like he was watching a good show, and said angrily:
"I'm not married, how can I have children, and it's still a car."
As he spoke, he looked at the BMW again and asked:
"You're a sperm now, you can't eat people, right?"
BMW: "No, I only absorb the essence of the sun and the moon and gasoline." ā
Cheng Feng breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.