Chapter 158: Teasing the bottom line

"Smack!"

A loud slap slammed on the table, successfully stopping Meng Shuilan's lewd behavior.

Tang Jiaren asked angrily, "What are you doing?" ”

Meng Shuilan felt that she must be obsessed with ghosts, so she would make such a move to tease Tang Jiaren. If this matter spreads out of the rivers and lakes, he Baichuan Pavilion Master will definitely become a joke in the rivers and lakes.

Meng Shuilan coughed softly, pulled up her collar, and said, "There is a mosquito bite, see if it is red and swollen." ”

Tang Jiaren breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest and said, "I'm scared to death, I thought you were going to take off your clothes." ”

Meng Shuilan swept towards Tang Jiaren with the tail of her eyes.

Tang Jiaren continued: "I don't have any silver on me, even if you strip naked, I won't be able to give you anything. ”

Tang Jiaren's tone was serious, and his eyes were unnatural, but it made Meng Shuilan angry!

Meng Shuilan pointed to his nose and said, "You want to give some silver?!" "When what is he?!

Tang Jiaren looked away and said embarrassedly: "I didn't understand it before, I saw that you were naked." Later, didn't I join Fengyue Tower? This time, I understand the rules of the rivers and lakes. When a man strips naked, he will give silver. He touched his waist with his hand, looking shy.

Meng Shuilan felt that she had been hurt by 10,000 points. He...... He was actually treated as a little girl?! Really? Unreal, right?

Tang Jiaren coughed lightly, stood up, walked to the window, and after walking around twice, he spread his hands and said innocently: "You want to take it off yourself, it has nothing to do with me." ”

Meng Shuilan stood up, walked in front of Tang Jiaren, raised her eyebrows and said, "So? ”

Tang Jiaren said frankly: "You take it off." ”

Meng Shuilan...... The heart hurts.

Take it off? So easy? How easy is that? Oops, what's fun?!

Meng Shuilan took out a handful of fans, opened them with a snap, and fanned himself vigorously. He also walked around the house twice, always turning his heart sideways, and secretly said: Take it off! Let's see what else she can do?!

Meng Shuilan put away the fan and was about to pull off her clothes.

Tang Jiaren turned on her toes, sat back on the chair, pointed at the table with her fingers, and said to Meng Shuilan with an uncle: "Pour wine!" ”

Meng Shuilan grinded her teeth, came to the table, and poured a glass of wine.

Tang Jiaren stretched out her hand and wanted to take the wine glass, but Meng Shuilan took the water glass one step faster than Tang Jiaren, hooked Tang Jiaren with her eyes, and slowly swallowed the wine in the glass.

His Adam's apple slid and it was so sexy.

Tang Jiaren swallowed a mouthful of saliva as Meng Shuilan moved.

Meng Shuilan looked at Tang Jiaren, sat on the chair, gently rubbed her forehead, and said with a smile: "You don't stop the people in the door, have you all learned the skill of being angry and not paying for your life?" ”

Tang Jiaren nodded and replied: "Xiu Xiu said, we have to be alive when we live!" So, try to make each other angry. ”

Meng Shuilan said: "This anger and that anger can also be confused?" ”

Tang Jiadao: "It's all one word, take care of it yourself." ”

Meng Shuilan asked again: "Do you all like to learn from other people's every move?" ”

Tang Jiaren pointed at himself with his finger and said, "I learn the most!" ”

Tang Jiaren is also bad enough. She knew that Meng Shuilan was talking nonsense, so she didn't answer positively, and only gave such a sentence, which successfully misled Meng Shuilan and made him think that there were many people in the endless door.

The result of this misdirection is Meng Shuilan's doubts. Tang Jiaren once imitated the six princes, which is called a vivid one. If it weren't for the big physical gap, it would almost be confusing the real with the fake. Sometimes, imitating a person's demeanor, mannerisms, language, and temperament is far more important than copying an identical face. If the flowering of fruit trees is the best among this, it can only mean that the pit of the door is very large. Wouldn't it be easy to replace someone important if he was still good at disguise, combined with the imitation skills he had learned? Who can tell the difference between the real and the fake?

Hiss...... Thinking about it this way, this endless door is really terrifying!

Meng Shuilan remained silent, but she was on guard in her heart. However, when I thought about it, I felt that my defense was a bit ridiculous. If the ambition of Bu Ximen is really so big, why doesn't the fruit tree in front of him secretly imitate him, but is so blatant that it hurts people's liver? Xu, this is a misunderstanding.

Tang Jiaren leaned back in the chair and did not continue to learn Meng Shuilan's expression, but grinned and said, "Learning martial arts and learning the way of being a person, isn't it all learning?" We are born to learn from all the others. I'm a once-in-a-century genius, so don't be too surprised. ”

Meng Shuilan shook his head and smiled, letting those strange thoughts fade away a little, and said, "You are sensitive and studious, why don't you join my Baichuan Pavilion." ”

Tang Jiaren asked, "Why?" ”

Meng Shuilan felt that she might not have made it clear, so she said again: "Following a certain is more promising than following the master of the non-stop sect." If you want to be treated differently by the master of the door...... Hehe...... You have to be fatter than Tang Jiaren first. ”

Tang Jiaren squinted and smiled: "In this regard, the slave is very confident." ”

Meng Shuilan choked and was speechless.

Tang Jia said: "Fat is a trivial matter; Thinness is the hard thing. ”

Meng Shuilan nodded, deeply agreed.

Tang Jiaren stretched out his hand and said, "Take out your trumpet-like thing and play with it." ”

Meng Shuilan said solemnly: "This is the treasure of Baichuan Pavilion, and it can't be easily played with." ”

Tang Jiaren rolled up her sleeves and asked, "Can it be solved with poison?" ”

Meng Shuilan scolded: "Speak well!" He took out a trumpet-shaped thing from his sleeve and handed it to Tang Jiaren.

Tang Jiaren immediately followed Meng Shuilan's example, eavesdropping on the conversation between Qiu Yuebai and the second prince, and was not the slightest embarrassed inside.

Tang Jiaren eavesdropped on it very seriously, with a pair of big round eyes, without even blinking.

Meng Shuilan looked at Tang Jiaren's hairy head, the corners of her lips curved, and she actually reached out to rub it.

Tang Jiaren didn't even look at Meng Shuilan, and slapped his hand away.

Meng Shuilan rubbed her wrist and said with a smile: "The strength of the hand is quite big." ”

Tang Jiaren glared at Meng Shuilan, put her index finger to her lips, and made a silent gesture.

Meng Shuilan smiled good-naturedly, reached out and picked up the wine glass on the table, poured out the wine in the glass, and then buckled the wine glass against the wall, and Tang Jiaren was head-to-head, eavesdropping together.

Tang Jiaren glanced at Meng Shuilan and asked in a low voice, "Is it okay to use a wine glass?" ”

Meng Shuilan said, "Naturally." This kind of principle can't be explained to you, but it's just a trick in the Baichuan Pavilion. ”

Tang Jiaren nodded and said, "Then give me this horn bucket." ”

Meng Shuilan glared and said, "Why?" Give a reasonable explanation. ”

Tang Jiaren replied: "You can use it as a treasure if you take something in your hand, what a gimmick." If you don't have a wine glass, you can still buckle a big bowl, that's called special! This little horn is useless to you, so you might as well play with me. ”

Meng Shuilan narrowed her eyes and said, "You seem to have a good point. ”

Tang Jiaren immediately nodded, echoed Meng Shuilan's words, and said, "You are more reasonable. ”

This fart made Meng Shuilan's whole body comfortable, and finally smiled proudly and said, "Yes, I'll send you." ”

Tang Jiaren smiled happily, that way it can be sweet all the way to your heart.

Meng Shuilan felt that her hands were a little itchy, and she wanted to ...... Rubbing the flowering face of the fruit tree, rubbing it a few times slightly, watching her slowly turn red in her hands. It should feel good in the hand.

Meng Shuilan approached Tang Jiaren, and just as she was about to make a move, she saw Tang Jiaren stretching out her white and tender little hand to him.

Meng Shuilan asked, "What are you doing?" ”

Tang Jiaren replied: "Qing Zao'er." ”

Meng Shuilan reached into her sleeve pocket, took out a bag of green dates, opened the sealing rope of the bag, and released a wisp of sweet fragrance. He pinched out a green jujube and sent it to Tang Jiaren's mouth.

Tang Jiaren didn't think about it, and opened her mouth directly.

Meng Shuilan grabbed the green jujube and put it into her mouth, half-squinting and chewing.

Tang Jiaren frowned and looked at Meng Shuilan and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Meng Shuilan asked: "Have you stolen a certain bag of green dates?" ”

Tang Jiaren shook her head and was very resolute: "No." "She doesn't call it stealing, she just takes it to eat. Besides, it's not a pack, the quantity is obviously wrong.

Meng Shuilan glanced at Tang Jiaren, but didn't see anything unusual, so she gave Tang Jiaren a green jujube.

Tang Jiaren bit into her mouth, and the expression on her face instantly turned into enjoyment.

Meng Shuilan loves snacks, especially dates, but she doesn't think these dates are so delicious. He spit out the jujube pit, took another bite into a green jujube in his mouth, and chewed it slowly.

The expression on Tang Jiaren's face was too tempting, which made Meng Shuilan feel that today's bag of dates was particularly delicious.

After Tang Jiaren spit out the nucleus, she didn't even say hello, she naturally reached out and grabbed the dates that Meng Shuilan held in the palm of her hand, stuffed them into her mouth, chewed them, and said vaguely: "It's always been the prince who has been talking endlessly, Qiu Yuebai didn't say a word in total, and there was a sound full of coping." ”

Meng Shuilan listened to the movement and asked, "What, you came to listen to Qiu Yuebai on purpose?" ”

Tang Jiaren learned from Meng Shuilan's expression and tone, and replied: "I came to listen to the secret." ”

Meng Shuilan's jujube kernel was stuck in her throat, and her peach blossom eyes were round.

At this time, someone shouted at the door: "Guest officer...... ”

Meng Shuilan and Tang Jiaren glanced at each other and drilled under the table at the same time.

Tang Jiaren pushed Meng Shuilan and said in a low voice: "What are you doing here?" ”

Meng Shuilan replied: "I sneaked up." ”

Tang Jiaren glared at Meng Shuilan and asked, "Where is the wine?" ”

Meng Shuilan learned from Tang Jiaren's appearance, and replied innocently: "Do it easily." ”

Tang Jiaren glared at Meng Shuilan vigorously.

Meng Shuilan said in a low voice: "The eyes are so adoring, why?" ”

Tang Jiaren bared her teeth, turned her head, and no longer paid attention to Meng Shuilan.

Meng Shuilan turned her head to look at Tang Jiaren, what a ...... The more I watched it, the more interesting it became.

He stabbed Tang Jiaren's cheek with his fingers.

Tang Jiaren turned her head and glared at Meng Shuilan.

At this moment, someone pushed the door in, making a slight creaking sound.

Meng Shui's blue eyebrows and eyes curled, signaling Tang Jiaren to silence.

Tang Jiaren bit Meng Shuilan's finger, signaled him to silence with his eyes, and also smiled with crooked eyebrows and unwillingness.

Meng Shuilan's face twisted into a ball.