Chapter 269: Such Similar People in the World
Click~
Lin Xucheng pushed open the unfamiliar door, and a smell of wood and light paint of new furniture came to his face.
"Phew!"
He raised his hand and fanned his nose, turned his head, and looked around the living room.
"Looks like I'm almost ready to move in......"
Thinking of Yunyun, Lin Xucheng shook his head again, even if he really moved in, the two of them also slept in separate rooms.
"I'm going to pick her up today to talk, even if I sleep in a separate room and move in, at least I can't see the eighth woman of Big B!"
He really doesn't like Yunyun's aunt.
Basu, verbosity, gossip, greed for money, greed for small gains.
As soon as he thought about it, he shook his head with a headache: "Take a shower first"
Stepping on, he walked up to the second floor.
"Someone's up there?" He heard whispers.
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Five minutes ago,
Lin Xucheng residence, small bedroom on the second floor,
The pale-faced man lifted the curtain and was looking at the black car below.
"Grandma!"
The woman in the black dress appeared in a cloud of black mist and appeared behind the man: "My sister is dead. ”
"She's just a fool, she doesn't want to run when she meets that Taoist priest, she still wants to fight hard, looking at his realm, it is estimated that he already has the strength of an ordinary ghost king, even if I fight hard with him, I will suffer a big loss!" The man let go of his hand, and the ray of light shining through the curtain vanished.
"Grandma" said in a male and female voice: "Do you really think you are a hundred years ago? ”
The woman in the black dress still lowered her head: "...... Grandma, Secretary Cao, they also failed. ”
"Hmm......" Grandma let out a breath and squeezed an indifferent "um" sound.
He seemed to have guessed about the situation.
The woman continued: "At that time, two Taoist priests with high mana appeared, and I was afraid of being discovered, so I hid far away. ”
"You're doing a great job, Xiaoqian"
Grandma walked slowly in front of Xiao Qian with her hands behind her back, raised her right hand, and her long sharp nails gently scratched her white face, leaving a red mark on it.
"Now it's your best...... Seduce him, and I will devour his heart alive! ”
“…… Grandmother! As long as my mana appears in front of him, I am afraid that he will find out. ”
Grandma pinched Xiaoqian's chin with two fingers and smiled: "This man is very, he will never let go of a beauty like you!" Maybe the female ghost won't let it go~"
"Yes" Xiao Qian didn't dare to move, and stood dumbfounded.
"It's coming!"
The sound of going up the stairs is getting closer.
Grandma glanced at Xiao Qian, turned around and got into the photo frame.
It was in that moment.
Bang!
The door opens.
Lin Xucheng frowned, and took two deep breaths through his nose: "What, it turns out that there is nothing"
Xiao Qian, who was sticking to the ceiling for violating the rules of physics, slapped her chest when she heard these words and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Take a shower, I'll have a date later~" Lin Xucheng slammed the door shut.
Xiaoqian landed lightly and glanced at the photo frame, and the man in the frame was winking at her.
She bit her lower lip, nodded vigorously, and reached out to unscrew the doorknob.
Outside the door, Lin Xucheng had already walked more than three meters away, with his back to the door.
"Sir~"
She shouted, and Lin Xucheng stopped violently.
"Sir~" She shouted again and quickly ran towards Lin Xucheng.
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a minute ago,
Knock, knock, knock......
Lin Xucheng took steps and walked up the stairs step by step.
He deliberately amplified the sound of footsteps, not without the intention of stimulating the "things" upstairs.
"It's such a heavy ghost smell, this ghost cultivation is not low!" Lin Xucheng's nose twitched slightly, and he walked to a bedroom following the smell of burnt paper ashes.
The rich and strange smell that could not be separated from the door panel made him even more sure that behind this door...... Ghosts!
Bang!
He raised his hand to unscrew the door and probed inside.
The ghost smell rushes to your face like a rising tide.
didn't look up, with Lin Xucheng's five senses that were not what they used to be at this time, the corner of his eye could sweep to a black figure on the ceiling.
"What, there was nothing"
He also thought about it, and deliberately pretended not to see anything.
Ghosts are no better than people, they can pass through walls and fly into the sky, if Lin Xucheng doesn't want to smash the newly renovated walls of his house, he will definitely not be able to catch the ghosts who are bent on escaping.
"Take a shower, and we'll have a date later~" He said pretending to be relaxed.
After pulling the door, Lin Xucheng slowed down his steps.
His hand had reached into his bosom and pinched out a yellow talisman.
Click
The door was gently pulled open.
"Sir~"
"It's coming!" When Lin Xucheng heard the woman's voice, he knew what the other party had planned.
The beauty trick hooks the soul but is a common measurement for ghosts.
"Sir~" The light footsteps were getting closer and closer, Lin Xucheng calculated in his heart, and when the other party reached half a meter behind him, he turned around and threw it out.
The left hand is raised above the head, and the right hand is grasped forward.
I only heard him shout: "Take!" ”
opened his mouth and sucked it again, and the female ghost who hadn't had time to see it clearly was taken in his mouth by him with a big breath.
Lin Xucheng quickly walked to the bathroom, and saw that there were newly bought and useless cosmetics on the table, so he grabbed a bottle casually, pulled out the lid and poured it clean.
"Phew!"
A cloud of black mist mixed with his saliva was spit into the glass bottle, quickly screwed the lid on, and then sealed it with a yellow charm.
The word "Dior" on the bottle and the smell of perfume filling the bathroom helped Lin Xucheng recognize that it was a cosmetic.
The multi-faceted prism perfume bottle is so refracted that you can't see what the ghost looks like inside.
"Guan Gong played a big knife in front of him, and the ghost still dared to seduce me?" Lin Xucheng casually put the perfume bottle into his trouser pocket: "Wait for me to spare time to overtake you." ”
Lin Xucheng took off his clothes and turned on the shower head to rinse off the blood and dirt on his body.
"It seems that I have to look for my senior brother to take a look......" He lowered his head and looked at the blue bite marks on his arm, with his mana and realm at this time, he would not be assimilated into something that was neither human nor ghost, but his body was also somewhat uncomfortable.
The mobile phone vibrates suddenly.
Lin Xucheng hastily rinsed off the soap foam on his body and grabbed the phone.
"Who?"
"Hey, Ah Cheng?"
"Brother Fa, what's the matter?"
"It's raining over there?" Zhou Fa's voice came from the phone.
"I'm taking a shower, I'll talk about it soon."
“…… It's okay if you're okay," Zhou Fa said after brewing for a long time.
"Don't worry" Lin Xucheng naturally heard the worry in Zhou Fa's words, he was wanted by the police building, and Zhou Fa naturally couldn't have known: "It's all over, I'm definitely going to be promoted again this time~"
"Remember to have a treat, Lin sir~"
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"Far Away Her"
"It's as if talking to me through the wind"
"If enthusiasm changes, it doesn't matter if it changes"
“~!!”
Lin Xucheng drove the car and hummed along with the radio song.
He casually took out the perfume bottle in his pants and threw it on the back seat: "I'll clean you up when I come back." ”
Xiaoqian, a female ghost trapped in a glass bottle, cried with a sad face.
What is this doing?
Beauty tricks, broken soul hooks.
However, until now, the other party doesn't even know what he looks like, the first time he was simply ignored, and the second time he was directly arrested, so that now he can't help himself.
Through the perfume bottle with a multi-faceted prism, Xiao Qian could see Lin Xucheng in the driver's seat, who was driving with one hand and talking on the phone.
"Yunyun, where are you now? …… Traveling through a crepe shop? Having trouble? Rest assured, I'll be there soon! ”
"Alas~" A thousand words, only turned into Xiaoqian's faint sigh.
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On the other side,
In the middle of the entire surrounding commercial building with the word "Demolition" written on it, a low-rise shop called Shuttle Pizza Shop is still open.
It's just that the situation of this store at this time is not very good.
More than a dozen old boys carrying empty wine bottles, baseball bats, fruit knives, shirtless, and dragons and tigers tattooed on their backs are sitting in the store.
"When will my cake with sesame seeds be served?"
"Hey, hey! I don't want chopped green onions, I'm starving! ”
The old boys in the restaurant shouted, and the customers who wanted to enter the restaurant to eat were scared away as soon as they arrived at the door.
In the back kitchen, several people stood together and did not boil the pot to make cakes.
The man with reading glasses hanging on the tip of his nose was annoyed: "These bastards, they have been staying here for the past few days, they don't give money for eating, and they have to smash the store if they don't serve well, how can we do business like this?" ”
"Auntie, uncle, don't worry, I've already called, Ah Cheng will be here soon." Yunyun, who was dressed in a red dress, comforted.
"Miss, you definitely recognized the wrong person!" The chubby woman said, "I'm not your boyfriend's aunt, and he's not your uncle." ”
"yes, yes," the man in reading glasses nodded.
The fat woman pointed at her man: "His name is Wu Zeshu, my name is Lu Xiaofeng, we are really not your aunt, you have recognized the wrong person." ”
"How can there be such a similar person in this world?"
"I'm sorry, maybe I really recognized the wrong person, but...... In this situation, it seems that I can only let my boyfriend come," she said apologetically.
"Miss, what does your boyfriend do?"
A voice came from Yunyun's side, she lowered her head and smiled politely at the short boy: "He's a policeman." ”
"Policeman...... I'm just a cake maker." The dwarf boy kept his head down, sluggish.
"Boy, don't think nonsense!" Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly dragged his son out of his fantasy, the woman in the red dress in front of him was beautiful, with a good figure, carrying a brand-name bag, and they were definitely not people from the same world.
"This time, I agree with your mother, you have to be down-to-earth and see yourself clearly," Wu Zeshu also said.
"What are you talking about, I'm just talking to Miss Yunyun casually......" He scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, knowing that he couldn't climb high.
An unhappy shout came from outside: "Why haven't the bread been made yet, do you want to starve us to death?" ”
"Oh no, Mom and Dad!" The dwarf boy glanced out, and his face changed greatly: "The people outside have already stood up, and they are shaking the things in their hands, as if they are about to smash the store!" ”
"Smash the store?" Yunyunmei's eyes froze, she was hesitating about whether to use her ability just now, and now it seems that there is no need to hesitate.