Chapter 100: A Tooth for a Tooth
Grandma Xu's stomach can't be stimulated, and it is easy to have stomach trouble after eating chili peppers, let alone drinking so much chrysanthemum tea.
Chrysanthemums and chicken are eaten together, which is a disaster for people who are not very good in the stomach, so be ready to diarrhea and collapse until you collapse.
Grandma Xu didn't know the violent effect of the combination of chrysanthemums and chicken, and thought that she was getting into her stomach by chili peppers.
Her face turned pale with pain, and she urgently needed to solve her physical needs, but she didn't dare to push Wen Xueqi away.
lest as soon as I exert myself, all the anger will be uncontrollable, and it will leak out, and I will be embarrassed in front of Wu Yutong. could only scream there, asking Wen Xueqi to let go of her quickly.
"Bear girl, let me go!"
Wen Xueqi pretended to care about her very much, and hugged her arm and didn't let go, "Grandma, you are not feeling well, will I take you to the clinic?" ”
Grandma Xu dared to let her take it, but she didn't care about decency, so she took advantage of Wen Xueqi's kung fu to ride a tricycle, and ran away, found a small ditch, and solved it on the spot.
Wen Xueqi saw her running away, and hurriedly greeted a few children playing on the side of the road, saying that a "screamer" jumped into the ditch in front.
It is a long-legged grasshopper with a crisp and loud voice, hence the name Grasshopper.
Children like this kind of grasshopper, every time they catch it, they must treat it solemnly, first hold it in a bowl to protect it, and then go to pick a small gourd.
In the place of the gourd, make a five-pointed star-shaped small opening, and dig out the gourd inside the gourd with a small hole.
Then carve a few small holes on the outside of the gourd, wash them cleanly, and the nest called the coward is ready.
They put the callers in it and took them out to compare with each other to see who had the loudest and the loudest callers.
Others can be sold, and one can only be sold for five cents. In this backward and poor place, five cents can buy a pack of instant noodles.
As soon as these children heard that there was a scream, they were excited, and they rushed to run into the ditch, and they ran down, and then the children laughed "haha", pushed and beat each other, and ran up with their noses covered.
They screamed, "The old mother is in the soup, disgusting to death." ”
After a few children finished running and laughing, everyone in the field knew that there was an old mother in this ditch.
Seeing this, Wen Xueqi pretended to be panicked and shouted there, "Grandma, grandma, are you okay, where are you?" ”
So this time, everyone knows who the old mother is inside. The villagers, you look at me, I look at you, and they all laughed.
After a long time, Grandma Xu came out of the ditch with a pale face, she glared at Wen Xueqi weakly, and shouted Xu Tingting to send her back.
But Xu Tingting's heart fell on Wu Yutong, and she didn't hear her say anything at all.
Wen Xueqi looked at her slightly pale lips, and hurriedly handed over a bowl of tea, "Grandma, you rest." ”
After pulling for so long, this old immortal must be very thirsty.
Grandma Xu is very serious about water shortage, although she doesn't like Wen Xueqi very much, but she doesn't get along with her body.
She snorted coldly, took the water with a stiff face, and poured a bowl of chrysanthemum tea again.
Grandma Xu's face turned pale, her stomach sucked, and she clamped her ass violently.
Chicken + chrysanthemum tea + irritated stomach = another bitter experience.
Hehe, a cool song for this old immortal, continue to have diarrhea to you!
The village accountant happened to ride over, and when he saw Wen Xueqi standing on the side of the road, he hurriedly asked her, "How is Manager Wu, have you eaten, why didn't you call me?" ”
"Grandpa, Manager Wu has already eaten at our house, so you can ...... it"
Grandma Xu held the village accountant's car, and there was still a little sweat on her pale and thin face.
Her body has collapsed a little, and she relies on the car to support herself from falling, and before she falls, she must be under the water of Ravenxue.
"Big brother, it's just right, you have to call the shots for me, I can't control the high school students. She gave me something to eat and made me have diarrhea. ”
"I also know that old people are afraid of running away from the thatched house, and she is going to kill me if she does this to me. Tell me how to deal with this, if you don't call the shots for me, I won't be able to live......"
The village accountant was very suspicious when he smelled the faint smell of excrement mixed with earth, as well as the unique and stinking smell of Grandma Xu.
Did she step on her own excrement?
"Sister-in-law, what's going on, what's wrong with you with the second girl?"
Grandma Xu said, "She just gave me tea, and that's it when I finished drinking." ”
Wen Xueqi hurriedly shirked, "Grandma, don't talk nonsense." Everyone is drinking tea, why are you okay and everyone else is fine? Is it only your bowl that has the problem? ”
Wu Yutong also came to the side to help, the chrysanthemum tea was poured by him to Grandma Xu by himself, if there is a problem, then the problem must be on him.
The village accountant didn't want to worry about Wu Yutong for this bit of housework of the women, so he sent Grandma Xu back.
"Tingting, why don't you take your grandma to the clinic quickly, treat the disease quickly, don't delay."
Xu Tingting reluctantly, a pair of eyes looked at Wu Yutong with affection for a while, and looked at Grandma Xu with begging for a while.
Grandma Xu also loves her granddaughter, she saw that the village accountant didn't want to cause trouble to Wu Yutong, although she was reluctant, she could only leave.
and said that he could just go alone, so Xu Tingting stayed here.
However, before leaving, Grandma Xu specially instructed Wu Yutong.
"Manager Wu, you have to be careful, a woman is virtuous if she is talented, she has a heart and an eye, and people can't find evidence if they harm people."
"That Zhao Liang in Xiaoguanzhuang just let the educated girl get into the pit, and now she is no longer at home......"
Before she finished speaking, Grandma Xu's stomach gurgled.
She clamped her buttocks, tried her best to lift the breath in her body up, and ran into the ditch, but unexpectedly, with a stroke of her foot, she stumbled and rolled down.
"Oh - my mother, it hurts me to death......"
This time, she just rolled to the place where she had squatted before, not to mention the dirty things that rubbed her body, and the position of one foot was completely wrong.
Grandma Xu lay in the ditch and cried.
"What kind of sin have you done......
Wen Xueqi rushed down with the village accountant.
While the village accountant went to check on Grandma Xu's injuries, Wen Xueqi kicked the pebbles a few times, covering them with dust and making them look less smooth.
The village accountant called Wen Xueqi to help Grandma Xu up, Wen Xueqi didn't want to touch the old immortal, she turned her head and ran away.
"I'm going to ride a tricycle and take my grandma to the clinic."
Since ancient times, there is a difference between men and women, and the village accountant is an old man, and he can't touch someone's old mother, so he called Xu Tingting over.
"What are you doing in a daze, and you don't come to help your grandma?"
Xu Tingting held her breath and went to help the smelly Grandma Xu with a disgusted face.
The old immortal was now in terrible pain, and the other foot, which had no strength at all, was supporting himself to stand up.
Xu Tingting had no choice, in order to show her filial piety in front of Wu Yutong, she had to endure the nausea and carry Grandma Xu up.
Wen Xueqi's tricycle arrived at this time, she glanced at the old immortal leg that was no longer a straight line, and deeply doubted whether she was broken or broken.
I really hope that she will have a broken leg forever, and spend the rest of her life sitting and watching how you still jump three feet high, slap and scold people.
The country road to the clinic was full of potholes, and Wen Xueqi rode a tricycle to those uneven places, and the car was terribly bumpy.
Grandma Xu sat in the back, her body jumping up and down with the car, which multiplied her pain every time, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on her body.
And every time the pain of drilling her heart made it difficult for her to breathe, and she held Xu Tingting's hand tightly.
Wen Xueqi glanced at Xu Tingting in the car, and a sneer appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"Cousin, our speed is too slow, grandma has suffered a lot, why don't you go down and push the car, let's go faster."
Xu Tingting gritted her teeth and threatened in a low voice, "If you don't want to be beaten, get off quickly and let me ride a tricycle." ”
Wen Xue reluctantly gave up her seat on the flag and asked Xu Tingting to ride a tricycle, which was actually a happy batch.
She desperately grabbed the tricycle behind her, slowing it down, and from time to time she went in the opposite direction to the tricycle, and almost flipped over several times.
Grandma Xu, who was upside down, screamed, and said, "Cousin, you are riding so fast, I can't catch up with you." ”
Xu Tingting looked back and scolded, "Slut, if it weren't for Manager Wu here, I would have come down to kill you now, ah......"
Hearing the screams of the two people in the car, the tricycle managed to burrow into the ditch.
Xu Tingting turned around and cursed, without looking at the road, the tricycle arched on a stone, and the wheel slipped for a while, and it deviated from the direction without control.
After a loud bang, Xu Tingting fell to the side, her chin was hit by a stone, and a piece of flesh was bitten off her lip;
And Grandma Xu was covered under the tricycle, fainted for a while, and half her life was all taken in.
Wen Xueqi Coke, this is really God helping her! If you are old and immortal, it is better to give you a half-body knock, otherwise it will be too cheap for you.
She pretended to be very worried, stood on the side of the road and shouted in exclamation, but she stood on her legs, and she was unwilling to go to the ditch to help.
Seeing the village accountant and Wu Yu coming, she hurriedly went down to the ditch and flipped the tricycle over with the two of them.
While checking whether Grandma Xu was injured too lightly, she made a heartbroken statement and cheekily accused Xu Tingting.
"Cousin, you're too careless, grandma is so old, what can you do?"
Xu Tingting naturally wanted to argue a few words for herself, "What nonsense are you talking about, it's obviously ......"
"Where am I talking nonsense?" Wen Xueqi interrupted her sharply, "Isn't it you riding a tricycle?" ”
"I ......"
"That's it!"
The village accountant severely reprimanded the two of them and did not give Xu Tingting a chance to argue.
When has this been, still arguing here, the hair is not sensible, and I don't know how to focus on the overall situation.
"Hurry up and push the tricycle up and get people to the clinic!"
Wen Xueqi looked at Xu Tingting and raised her eyebrows and smiled, almost not squeezing her nose.
After Xu Tingting sent Grandma Xu to the clinic, she immediately came over to warn her, "I have written down this beating, you can wait." ”
Wen Xueqi is not afraid, she is not the same as before now, not only will she not be willing to be bullied, but she will also return it with a tooth for a tooth, and even double her dedication.
She glanced at the side, Wu Yutong was talking to the village accountant, suddenly turned her head and smiled at Xu Tingting.
"Guess where Manager Wu will stay tonight?"
Wu Yutong happened to come over after speaking, and when he heard Wen Xueqi talking about himself, he immediately stepped forward to ask.
"Is there something wrong with calling me?"
Wen Xueqi looked at him coldly, "It's nothing, I'm thinking about the sweet potato will be finished soon, you don't have to go over, please take care of yourself in the afternoon." ”
Wu Yutong immediately said, that's not good.
"You have to start and finish things, although I have dug out the sweet potatoes, but I haven't taken them all back home, which is too incomplete."
"I'll have to put them away with my own hands, like the corn in front of your house."
Xu Tingting actively fought on the side, "Manager Wu, according to what you say, this matter is not complete, because there is no 'start', after all, you can't plant sweet potato seedlings now." ”
"Since it's incomplete, then don't do it this year, and I'll teach you next year."
Wen Xueqi immediately agreed, "What my cousin said is so right, you might as well come back next year." ”
Grandma Xu's ankle was fractured, and she couldn't walk normally for three months, which was enough for Wen Xueqi to get the real estate certificate and land certificate.
Therefore, Wu Yutong has no use value for the time being, and she left early, saving her from worrying about the detoxification substance detector.
Wu Yutong glanced at Wen Xueqi, and said with a smile, "I'm afraid this won't work, I just discussed something with your village accountant, if it happens, I have to be here all year round." ”