Chapter 21 of the Return of "Human Journey" (the first update of today's fifth watch!) )
The rainy season on the Sixth Colony has not yet passed.
On the large lake outside the S-6-1 base, a specially built yacht was lazily floating on the lake. There are two small wooden benches on the deck of the yacht, several tripods propped up in front, several large sea poles the thickness of human arms resting on the tripods, and a few finger-thick floats are dangling on the rippling lake. Fang Wen and Long Zun Weide sat on the small wooden stool, with a few jars of old wine beside them, and they were muttering about what happened on the earth's own planet while pouring wine.
"I killed Xue Qi's old pervert." Fang Wen took a sip of wine.
"I crushed Hua Wu's old immortal." Long Zun Weide smothered half of the jar in one gulp.
"That's why Feng Yuan sent the Dark Wind Guard to assassinate me."
"When Lao Tzu was talking to the people of the Academy of Sciences, he also felt that a sniper rifle was aimed at me, and several snipers were killed by Nangong and them."
"It's messy, this is a manifestation of the official tearing of the face of the military department and the ruling government."
"Well, the more messy the better." The wine jar in Long Zun Weide's hand had already bottomed out, and he threw the wine jar hundreds of meters away, and then slapped another wine jar open with one palm.
"But that mental power is so strong that I can't even move. Then came the news that the main god's base had been attacked. Among them, there is a mystery. ”
Glancing at Fang Wen strangely, Long Zun Weide said with a smile: "You don't suspect that the ruling government's supercomputer has become a master, right?" ”
Looking at Long Zun Weide deeply, Fang Wen said lightly: "I can have such a thing as being reborn, if the main god is a biological computer, why can't he have consciousness?" And didn't you notice? The process of the attack on the main god's base is very strange, it seems that in addition to the military intelligence bureau and the ruling government, there is another force that is playing tricks in it. ”
Taking a sip of wine, Fang Wen sneered and said, "It should be easy to understand why Fang Zishan colluded with the Military Intelligence Bureau, in short, this is his nature. But if there are Genshin Impact believers joining, why would they withdraw halfway? The main god base had already lost most of its resistance at that time, and if the people of the Genshin Sect did not retreat, Wind Fox would indeed have a good chance of controlling the main god. At that time, the alliance of Wind Fox and Wind Monkey will have enough chips to fight against Feng Yuan. ”
Long Zun Weide spread out his hands, and he also looked puzzled: "However, in fact, it was the people of the Genshin Sect who put the black cauldron on the head of the Military Intelligence Bureau. With such a big black cauldron, just looking at Feng Yuan's crazy search for the whereabouts of Feng Hu and others in the past two months, you know that this black cauldron is very uncomfortable to carry. ”
"Here's the question, why would Feng Yuan be so crazy to hunt down Wind Fox and Wind Monkey? The main god base has not been captured, why is he jumping around like a monkey with a burned ass? Fang Wen poured the old wine one after another, frowned and sighed: "I don't understand, I don't understand, I really don't understand." This thing is too mysterious. ”
"Hmm!" patted Fang Wen's shoulder vigorously, and Long Zun Weide smiled strangely: "You thousand-year-old ghost who is reborn, don't say the word 'fantasy'!" Quack, take the bait! ”
A fish float suddenly moved, and a huge black shadow surged up under the water, opening its big mouth and swallowing the bait on a sea pole in front of Long Zun Weide. The bait on the hook of this sea pole made of diamond iron and amethy crystal alloy is half a bull, and it is a big guy who can be tempted by such a large bait!
Long Zun Weide hurriedly threw the wine jar aside, hurriedly grabbed the sea pole, and vigorously picked up the fishing rod.
The yacht where the two of them were suddenly shaking, and a big fish nearly 100 meters long let out a crazy roar, with a large hook with a length of 1 and a half meters hanging from its lips, and jumped up from the water more than 100 meters high. Like a laser-guided bombshell, a huge fish hit the yacht with a 'boom', smashing the entire 30-meter-long yacht into the water. Fang Wen and Long Zun Weide let out a frantic curse, and the two of them quickly bounced off the yacht, dodging the crazy blow of the big fish.
'Boom', the yacht suddenly exploded at a depth of more than ten meters underwater, the shock wave rolled up a column of water more than 100 meters high on the water surface, the big fish was washed up with a miserable howl, and a large hole in a radius of several meters was blown out of the body, and a large stream of purple blood gushed out from the body, and soon the water surface within a radius of thousands of meters was dyed purple.
Long Zun Weide's body jumped into the air, and he was still scrambling to reel in the line. His light body kung fu can only be described as extremely bad, he jumped straight up almost two hundred meters high, but he didn't even have the ability to stay in the air at all, so he fell straight down again. The big fish that entered the water for the second time was just below him, opening its mouth with a radius of ten meters, waiting for Long Zun Weide to throw himself into the net. Long Zun Weide let out a pitiful scream: "Help! I don't want to feed the fish! ”
Fang Wen used his technique, his toes lightly touched the drops of rain falling from the sky, and he used the anti-shock power of the little raindrops to float lightly across the lake several miles wide like a wisp of fresh wind, and landed on a simple dock by the lake without the slightest smoke and fire. Seeing that Long Zun Weide was shouting in mid-air, Fang Wen grabbed a single anti-armor gun from a wooden shed on the dock, aimed it slightly, and blasted it towards the big fish.
With a loud bang, a small mushroom cloud rose on the surface of the lake, and Long Zun Weide, who was about to fall into the mouth of the big fish, scolded angrily and was washed up again, nearly five hundred meters high. Relying on his monster-like body, Long Zun Weide smashed back into the lake unscathed, but it happened to collide with the torso of the big fish whose head was blown away and only half of his body remained.
The big fish was floating on the surface of the lake, and Long Zun Weide stood on the big fish's body and pointed at Fang Wen angrily and scolded. He was holding a turquoise blue life crystal the size of a water tank in his hand, and a cold aura of energy was spreading from the life crystal, and in just a moment, the body of the big fish was frozen in ice chips, and together with the lake water around him, it was frozen into a large ice cube.
Fang Wen innocently threw away the individual cannon in his hand, and shouted at Long Zun Weide who was miles away with a strange smile: "Long Shao, this is what you called me to save my life!" Hahahaha, you will be tired in the next few months, my own soldiers are ready to expand the army to 300,000, and there is a gap of 270,000 life crystals, but it is all up to you. ”
Long Zun Weide was like a cannonball out of the chamber, with a piercing sound of breaking the air, directly across the space for several miles, and fell heavily in front of Fang Wen. He smashed the huge life crystal on Fang Wen's head, and said angrily: "Fart! You go to the jungle to play a game, and you ask Lao Tzu to do coolies to collect these? It's still the old rule, you find those birds and beasts to exchange these Raushzi. One ton of fresh fruit or five tons of fresh meat in exchange for a piece of life crystal, this price is not expensive! ”
Shrugging his shoulders helplessly, Fang Wen grabbed the piece of life crystal in his hand and said with a smile: "Then, it's better to work hard for Beifensi and their family." My intelligence to the military department said that the aborigines have been in a particularly bad situation recently, and another immigrant town has been attacked, and about 300,000 immigrants have been killed by the aborigines. ”
Nodding vigorously, Long Zun Weide smiled and said, "Long Wen's cloning production line will be completed next month, and when the time comes, you can hand over as many indigenous people's heads as you want to do military feats." But this month, let's go to the jungle to act, just to deduct some of the arms that have been saved, so that our privately compiled army can have more materials for daily training. ”
"Well, that's it." Fang Wen looked at the wreckage of the yacht that was constantly floating on the lake in the distance, and said lightly: "Adjutant Fang, record it." Seventy-three heavy chariots were destroyed as a result of a massive attack by the natives. Well, Boss, don't be careless. Last time, we reported the loss of thirty-seven attack aircraft, but after the fact, there were two more in the hangar, fortunately Ziyi was shrewd and immediately revised the loss report, otherwise it would be ugly! Do you know that this kind of oolong is going to lose its head? ”
Long Zun Weide laughed a few times with a grimace, and the strange-looking Chao Fang Wen gave a military salute and laughed: "Obey, sir." ”
The two brothers talked and laughed and walked towards the S-6-1 base, and they could vaguely hear Long Zun Weide threatening Fang Wen, asking Fang Wen to quickly promote him to general, otherwise he would strike and stop working.