Xiao Yi wrote a brain-dead article a year and a half ago, and you need to be cautious when reading the article. Chapter 1 Encounter Narrator: One day, the handsome Xiao Yi walked on the road and looked at the scenery of Tia's continent.

Suddenly, a *** flew over and blew up Xiao Yi. Sound: Boom!!

Xiao Yi: Who is so immoral and indiscriminate?! Narrator: Who knows, another *** flew over and exploded next to Xiao Yi.

Sound: Boom!! Xiao Yi: I'm really angry! Narrator: So, Xiao Yi flew towards the place where *** flew over.

Tia Continent, Counter-Current Waterfall. Xiao Yu: Yixue! Stop! Narrator: Xiao Yu threw another *** after speaking.

It's a pity that the accuracy is not very good, so the voice of ......***: boom!! Xiao Yi: Why did you up again?

！ Am I being bombed that much?! Narrator: Later, Xiao Yu discovers Xiao Yi's existence. Xiao Yu: Hello!

Hello! Narrator: As she spoke, Xiao Yu threw a *** in Yi Xue's direction. Xiao Yi: What a fart!

Do you think I'm good now? Xiao Yu: It turns out that you are bad~ Xiao Yi: There is a saying that if you don't die, you won't die, have you ever heard of it?

Xiao Yu: No~ Yi Xue: Take advantage of now, I want to run quickly! Narrator: So Eva farts and pee (the word seems to be misused?)

！ Ran away. Xiao Yi: Twin Thunder God Slash! - Xiao Yu: *** Continuous! - Explosion sound: Boom!

！！ Xiao Yi: Do you want to fight again? Xiao Yu: No, I still want to see what happened on the Tia Continent!

Xiao Yi: Do you also see those things in the Tia Continent? Xiao Yu: Of course! What I was bombing just now was Yixue, the author of those things on the Tia Continent!

Xiao Yi: Didn't you up just now? Xiao Yu: This little thing is a matter of consideration~ Xiao Yi: Why are you blowing her up?

Xiao Yu: Urging the change! Xiaoyi: I want to join you! Xiao Yu: Okay! Now let's go and fry it together!

Xiao Yi: What about Yi Xueren? Xiao Yu: Damn! Let her run away!! Just finding her would have taken me half a day!

I don't know where to find her now! This damn guy doesn't know where to hide!

I'm so! Narrator: Xiao Yu swears and stomps her feet. Xiao Yi: It's okay, go to my house, Helka Star Hurka Star Wasteland, Helka Star Altar, Helka Star Temple, Helka Star Alliance Secret Realm, Helka Star Thunder Mysterious Realm!

There's a high-tech tracking device there~ Xiao Yu: Where is your home?! Xiaoyi: The place names are arranged from largest to smallest!

Xiao Yu: Oh! Xiao Yi: Let's go! Narrator: So Xiao Yi flew into the sky, but Xiao Yu was still standing on the ground.

Xiao Yi: Fly! Xiao Yu: I can't fly...... Xiao Yi: What a trouble! Narrator: So Xiao Yi flew down, put Xiao Yu on his shoulder, and flew away.

Xiao Yu: Ah! Yes! Yes! Yes! Drive safely!! Xiaoyi: I didn't drive or fly a plane~ Let's experience the thrill of flying together!

！！ Narrator: So, Xiao Yi carried Xiao Yu and flew to his home, the Helka Star Wasteland, the Helka Star Altar, the Helka Star Temple, the Secret Land of the Helka Star Alliance, the Secret Realm of the Helka Star Alliance, and the Mysterious Realm of the Helka Star Thunder.

Will they be able to use high-tech weapons to find Yi Xue who is hiding, and will they be able to successfully urge the draft? If you want to know what happened, please listen to the next breakdown!